100 types of love

"Brother Yi, it's time for you to find a girlfriend." Xu Xiaofeng put his arms around Haiyi's shoulders.

"Damn," Hai Yi grabbed his neck, "Okay, I think you're pretty good."

"Damn it!" Xu Xiaofeng jumped up, dragged the chair and slid far away, "I care about you, don't you see that you look like a zombie?"

Hai Yi stroked the stubble on his face, but said nothing.For the past two days, he had been thinking about what was going on with Lin Yu. He was sleepier than the stars in the sky, and the alarm clock would go off before he could close his eyes.

"I bought a box of apples, just arrived, do you want one?" Xu Xiaofeng clattered on the keyboard.

"Fuck, awesome, I bought the apples by the box." Haiyi lay back on the chair, with his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

"Fuck, apples to eat!" Xu Xiaofeng got up and walked to a cardboard box in the corner, "My classmate's home grows them, they are very sweet, and they are also beautiful."

He bent down and found a few, threw one over, Haiyi caught it, looked down, he was not big, but rosy, and looked pretty good.Bite down, in addition to being crispy, it is indeed quite sweet.

Xu Xiaofeng distributed an apple to the staff in the office, and then said to Hai Yi: "There are still many here, do you think I should send a few to the customer department?"

Haiyi stared at him for a moment, then laughed, "I'm waiting here."

Xu Xiaofeng grinned, and put his hand on the back of his head to feel it: "It's good for the skin, especially suitable for people who stay up late."

Hai Yi looked at him, overjoyed, Xu Xiaofeng was embarrassed at first, but later he realized that Hai Yi was laughing at him, so he carried the cardboard box out the door angrily, and ran away.Seeing that he was quite thin-skinned, like a little girl, Hai Yi was even more delighted.

After such a toss, he felt a lot better in his heart, he was not as bored as before before it rained, and he became more energetic when working.

When he came back to his senses, he realized that 20 minutes had passed, but Xu Xiaofeng hadn't returned yet.Doesn't this product be held back and confessed to Yu Yue, but it was beaten?

He was a little dumbfounded, and planned to go downstairs to have a look, but on the way he bumped into Lin Yu walking towards him.

I don't know if it's because of those strange thoughts these days, or because of worrying about Xu Xiaofeng, Haiyi's heart skipped a beat.Lin Yu glanced at him, turned his footsteps, and turned into the design office. Haiyi stood at the stairs for a moment, and a very clear consciousness suddenly appeared in his mind.

He saw Lin Yu, but his heart was very calm, and he didn't have the weird feeling that day at all.

He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.It seems that he thinks too much, how could he be interested in someone who has the same body structure as himself?It must have been because I was too tired and the blood supply to my heart was insufficient.

He walked into AE's office with ease, and when he looked up, Yu Yue was lying on the table with no one around him.

He called Yu Yue, but Yu Yue didn't move, raised his voice to call Happy Brother again, and Yu Yue slowly raised his head.

"Damn it," Haiyi looked at her makeup that was brighter than Apple's just now, and stepped back half a step, "It's such a monster, who is pretending?"

"Damn it," Yu Yue glared at him, then leaned back, "Stay back, I'm going to start pretending."

The voice was basically suppressed by her, and when it reached Haiyi, it had long been ambiguous. Haiyi felt angry and funny, and leaned over to tease her, but Yu Yue suddenly stretched it out before he could speak. Arm startled.

"Go away," Yu Yue raised her head and squinted at him, "I have a cold."

Hai Yi paused, and suddenly understood that Xu Xiaofeng probably went out to buy cold medicine for Yu Yue.He sent a message to Xu Xiaofeng, confirmed that it was clear, turned around and was about to leave, when he saw the old AE surnamed Liu walking in.

Seeing this, Haiyi instinctively wanted to say hello, but just as he was about to speak, he realized that he didn't even know how to address him.Usually, everyone calls her Aunt Liu behind her back, but Haiyi is not so careless. After a long time of tumbling in his stomach, he bared his teeth and said, "Miss Liu."

Aunt Liu smiled and nodded: "Come over and have fun."

Seeing that she was holding a medicine box in her hand, Hai Yi hurriedly made way for her, "Yes, I just wanted to buy medicine."

Aunt Liu raised the medicine box in her hand: "I have already bought it." She said and stood in front of Yu Yue, and began to peel off the pills.Yu Yue rested his chin, looked at the person in front of him in a daze, took the medicine in a daze, and swallowed it with warm water.

Seeing that he had nothing to do here, Hai Yi thanked him and went out, and sent a message to Xu Xiaofeng, saying that Yu Yue had already taken the medicine.

Xu Xiaofeng quickly replied with a message: "Lin Yu bought it?"

Hai Yi was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he hadn't thought about "Lin Yu is Yu Yue's boyfriend, and he should take care of her when Yu Yue is sick".

"No, Aunt Liu bought it." Haiyi replied.

"It's okay." Xu Xiaofeng replied.

Hai Yi was happy. When Xu Xiaofeng came back, just as he was about to tease him, Xu Xiaofeng pulled him and whispered, "Yu Kaixin and Lin Yu don't have a good relationship, do they?"

Hai Yi held back his smile: "Come on, you, even if there is no Lin Yu, it's not your turn."

Xu Xiaofeng stared: "What's the matter? Although I'm not a pear tree crushing a crabapple, I'm still a sunny and beautiful year!"

Hai Yi patted him on the shoulder: "Yu Yue only likes the second generation of local tyrants."

This time Xu Xiaofeng didn't say anything more, and buried his head in typing on the keyboard. Seeing that his expression was not right, Haiyi quickly added: "The generation of local tyrants is also a success." It is the correct way to open Yu Yue."

Seeing Xu Xiaofeng's face brighten, Hai Yi was amused, and wanted to keep teasing him, but after a while he remembered something, he went downstairs to AE's office to take a look, and seeing Yu Yue was still lying on the table alone, he immediately began to feel that something was wrong.

He found that, as Yu Yue's male ticket, Lin Yu's sense of existence was surprisingly low.

The next day, when Yu Yue got better, Hai Yi said he wanted to treat him, so he had to invite Yu Yue and Lin Yu, but Yu Yue shied away and agreed.Later, when we arrived at the restaurant, there was only one Yu Yue.

Hai Yi smiled: "Why doesn't your guy come?"

Yu Yue pointed her fiery red nose and looked at him: "What, miss him?"

"Fuck!" Hai Yi turned his head, "Xiaofeng—"

Because Xu Xiaofeng was able to eat with Yu Kaixin, who was on top of his heart, he couldn't find his eyes from laughing beside him. Haiyi called him several times before he woke up.

"Come here." Hai Yi looked at him.

"What?" Xu Xiaofeng looked blank.

"Damn." Hai Yi realized that he had been in a state of disarray recently, unable to chat happily at all.He took a deep breath, made sure that his mind was not in such a mess, then turned to Xu Xiaofeng and said, "Xiaofeng, go out and buy a pack of cigarettes for me."

"Don't you don't smoke?" Xu Xiaofeng was puzzled.

"My lord, start smoking now, can't you?" Hai Yi stared at him fixedly.

Xu Xiaofeng pouted and went out the door. After he disappeared, Hai Yi turned to look at Yu Yue: "What's the matter with you and Lin Yu?"

Hai Yi keenly noticed that Yu Yue's hand holding the chopsticks was visibly stiff.

"That's the way it is. Everyone is busy with their own business and doesn't interfere with each other." Yu Yue smiled and went on to order food, but Hai Yi could tell that this smile was absolutely unnatural.

"Okay then." Hai Yi put down his chopsticks and looked at her seriously, "Apart from your busy schedules, what have you guys done together?"

"Eat, hold hands, kiss..." Yu Yue counted with her fingers without any hesitation.

"Just talk about it." Haiyi interrupted her, "Regardless of lunch and dinner these days, you eat with people in your office."

"Damn it!" Yu Yue was furious, "You're following me!"

"There's no need to be so troublesome," Haiyi said a little funny, "Just ask someone."

Yu Yue's face turned into a kaleidoscope, and after a long silence, he said, "Okay, I can tell you, but you absolutely must not tell anyone else."

Haiyi immediately patted his chest: "If you want to say it, I am your grandpa's son."

Yu Yue nodded in satisfaction, picked up a few dishes with chopsticks, and then slowly opened her mouth: "Lin Yu and I are fake."

Although he had vaguely guessed it a long time ago, Hai Yi was still surprised when the person said it himself.

"What did he give you?" Hai Yi asked.

"What do you mean, you?" Yu Yue dropped her chopsticks and glared at him, "Am I that kind of person?"

"Okay," Hai Yi smiled, "Why are you pretending to be his girlfriend?"

"Hmm..." Yu Yue picked up his chopsticks again, chopped the fish back and forth, and said after a while, "He promised to give me a riverside villa..."

"Damn!" Hai Yi couldn't help but yelled, Yu Yue got up and covered his mouth.

"Hush your voice!" Yu Yue looked at him warningly.

"...Then why did he ask you to pretend to be his girlfriend?"

After learning about this incredible deal, Hai Yi's attention to Yu Yue was all shifted to Lin Yu.He knew that the Lin family was rich, and not just ordinary rich, but this level of grandeur of Young Master Lin was definitely not something he could digest with his mouth.

If you are so rich, why did you come to an advertising company to be tortured thousands of times?

He was really, really curious.

Yu Yue shook his head bluntly: "I don't know."

Haiyi was upset: "I won't say it."

Yu Yue grabbed the table and looked at him firmly: "I really don't know."

"You didn't ask?" He didn't believe that Yu Yue would be so honest.

"I asked," Yu Yue spread out his hands, "I told you that the remuneration included the hush money." He picked up the chopsticks again and started tossing them on the plate again.

It took Hai Yi ten seconds to understand what Yu Yue, oh no, Lin Yu meant.

It seems that pretending to be a female ticket is not the key, but the reason for needing a female ticket is the key.

Hai Yi stared at Yu Yue for a long time, and Yu Yue was taken aback by him: "Look at your sister!"

Hai Yi frowned and said, "If my sister looks like you, I dare not let him agree to Lin Yu's conditions."

Yu Yue raised her eyebrows: "Why?"

Haiyi sighed and said, "With such virtue, it's impossible for a young man to admire him, and he'll tell you at a glance."

Yu Yue stood up and was about to beat him up, when Xu Xiaofeng jumped in from the door, Hai Yi hurriedly called him, and Yu Yue sat back immediately.

Xu Xiaofeng probably got hungry from running, so he sat down and ate.Yu Yue ate with one chopstick without another for a while, and suddenly called out: "Tomorrow is Saturday, let's go play badminton."

Xu Xiaofeng immediately answered excitedly: "Okay, okay, where are you going?"

"Gym 9."

"Okay, okay, hey, brother one, don't you live near No. 9 gymnasium? Let's go together!"

Haiyi looked into his shining eyes and knew what was going on with him.This kid thought that Lin Yu would follow, he was afraid that he would not have the chance to be a light bulb, so he had to put on his sea clothes and form a group of gay friends.

He cursed inwardly for nothing, and was about to answer when his phone rang, so he took it out and looked, Mom.

"Yiyi," my mother's voice sounded springlike, "Would you like to come to my place for dinner tomorrow? I just learned two new dishes."

Haiyi glanced at the pitiful Xu Xiaofeng opposite, and sighed, "Okay."

My mother seemed very happy to see that he agreed, she laughed several times, and asked a few more questions about whether you are tired from work, if you are too tired, do you want to come over to help Uncle Lian, and so on.Hai Yi said in his heart that helping Uncle Lian was more tiring than advertising, and I was not his own, so he dealt with it casually, and then hung up the phone.

He has made up his mind.It is impossible for Lin Yu to go to the Civilian Gymnasium for a fake female ticket. Yu Yue will definitely be alone tomorrow; Xu Xiaofeng first promised to meet at the entrance of the gymnasium tomorrow morning. Xu Erfeng and the two of them.

Haiyi clicked 100 million likes for his cleverness and righteousness, and returned to the company with pride, only to yell at the sky on the way.There was no work to do in the afternoon, so he was happy and leisurely. While the boss wasn't paying attention, he slipped downstairs to bask in the sun in the small garden.

Probably due to the consideration of rental costs, the boss did not choose to work in an office building, but took a fancy to this two-story villa located in an old community.Many applicants were scared away when they saw the old faded wall tiles and the creaking wooden stairs, but Haiyi enjoyed it.

Tranquil, comfortable, you can bask in the sun in the garden if you have nothing to do, and the green youth enjoys the treatment of a retired old man, it is so beautiful.On a winter day like today, when the temperature is around ten degrees, put on a coat and lie down on a lazy chair, the sun will immediately cover it, and the person scratching it will feel warm and sleepy, and it is even more carefree than a fairy.

Hai Yi closed his eyes and lay on the chair for a long time, feeling that every pore of his body had been opened, and all cells were creaking and laughing in the sunlight.It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and when he was so comfortable that he was about to fall asleep, a cloud suddenly flashed over his head.

Haiyi opened his eyes unhappily, and suddenly saw the shadow in front of him, and froze.

Damn, someone will come.

Hai Yi blinked. Although the person came with the light behind his back, he could only see the outline of the figure and could not see the face clearly, but he quickly determined that this person was not the boss.The boss is plump and well-proportioned, he doesn't look like this.It can't be the team leader either, the team leader is as thin as a monkey, how could he be so tall.

He couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief and closed his eyes again.Since you are not someone who can control yourself, then it doesn't matter.

He slumped on the chair and waited for a while, but he didn't hear footsteps. He realized that this person hadn't left yet, and couldn't help being a little upset.But he couldn't directly open his mouth to drive people away, so he closed his eyes and stood up the dead body. After a long while, he heard the extremely slight rustling of clothes and fabrics, knowing that this person was going to get out of the way, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.At the same time, he felt that something was wrong, and he didn't react until he felt the faint smell of tobacco falling on his face.

Damn, that person is not going to leave, but to come over.

He opened his eyes suddenly and saw a magnified face.

Hai Yi thought he would cry out, but in fact he just opened his eyes and looked at the man quietly.He quickly recognized that the flying eyebrows and eyes in front of him were Lin Yu's unique magic weapon for picking up girls, but what he didn't want to understand was why this guy suddenly got so close to him, and why did he get so close to him on his body? There will be a feeling of numbness.

Without allowing him to think for too long, Lin Yu's eyebrows were lowered, and then he didn't give him any resistance—oh no, any chance to blow his hair, he put his face on his shoulder.

For an unknown period of brain blankness, Hai Yi was in such a state: Lin Yu's face was rubbing his shoulders, and the tip of his nose was filled with the faint smell of tobacco on Lin Yu's body.When he came back to his senses, Lin Yu had already left him, stood up straight, and in his hand was a fat gray cat that looked like a big ball.Hai Yi squinted at the cat, and then at Lin Yu's face hidden in the shadows. He couldn't move, and he forgot to curse.

He couldn't see Lin Yu's eyes clearly, he only knew that he was facing him, probably looking at him.After Lin Yu walked away with the cat in his arms, he woke up suddenly, and then felt pain in his lower abdomen.

Haiyi looked at the crotch of his tent, and his face turned pale.

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