100 types of love

As a straight man who is straighter than two points and one line, Hai Yi doesn't think that what he did just now has anything to do with Lin Yu, he believes that he should be a natural reaction when he was about to fall asleep.At the same time, he also believed that if Lin Yu had seen his crotch just now, he probably wouldn't have imagined any forbidden novels.

In fact, he wasn't worried that Lin Yu would spread the word about it.With Lin Yu's temperament, even if he ran into him having sex with someone on the spot, he would just leave as if nothing had happened, and help him close the door by the way.

As a result, Haiyi couldn't understand what was going on with the panic in his heart.

Fortunately, he has a big heart, and he feels comfortable after returning to the office and writing a paragraph.When he thinks about it again, it will be the next time he sees Lin Yu.

The next day Haiyi overslept, and when he lay on the bed and remembered that he had invited his mother for lunch, it was almost 12 o'clock.He cleaned himself up in a hurry, took a taxi and rushed to the two-story villa of Uncle Lian's house. The provincial mother said that he lived alone and looked ugly, so she wanted to pick him up to live in Uncle Lian's house and let him do it. Uncle Lian is a scapegoat in charge of food testing.

As soon as he approached the gate, a smell of vegetables wafted into his nostrils, thinking that his mother had graduated from school this time, and he would have to give his mother and her teacher a red envelope some other day.

He just left in a hurry and forgot to bring his keys. He rang the doorbell twice, and through the iron gate, he heard someone responding "Come, come, come" faintly, and felt something was wrong. My mother usually opens the door like a ghost movie , walked over silently, then opened it silently, and finally pulled it open with a bang.

When the door opened, he froze for a moment.

"Ah..." Looking at the stranger in the door, he was a little at a loss, "I'm sorry, that... I went wrong..."

As he spoke, he stepped back and looked at the house number, yes, Block A of Unit 13, that's right.

"That..." Haiyi rarely felt that his brain was not enough.

"Are you Haiyi?" The elder sister inside, ah no, auntie, looked at him with a smile, looking very enthusiastic.

"Ah, yes..." Haiyi slowly came to his senses, and suddenly realized that this should be the guest who came today, and his mother specially invited him to try something new.Mother Song Shu is really a heroic person, she is willing to share everything with others except men, especially likes to discuss cooking experience with others, even if the dishes she makes even the stray dogs in the neighborhood shy away.

"Ouch, Yiyi is back?" Another person jumped out of the room, this time it was my mother.

"Yeah." Haiyi looked at his mother's smiling face that was getting closer, then at the aunt in front of him, and smiled, "Hello, auntie."

The aunt nodded with a smile, then turned to Song Shuzhen and said, "Now that we are all here, I can finally try your handicraft."

Song Shuzhen touched her arm, and smiled smugly: "I promise to make you want to be immortal^ want to die."

Hai Yi staggered, coughed, and the three of them walked in. Song Shuzhen turned around and said with a smile, "Yiyi, everyone is waiting for you when we arrive. Why are you here so late today?"

Hai Yi was about to honestly say that he had overslept, but when he turned around and saw the people in the dining room, he froze again.

Damn, if he hadn't suddenly become 1000 degrees myopic, wouldn't the person sitting on the table be Lin Yu?

Fortunately, he had been frightened once just now, and the fright threshold was raised, so Hai Yi didn't act like the second idiot this time.He calmly walked to the edge of the table and found that there were three empty chairs, the one on the far left was next to Lin Yuanyuan, and the one on the far right was next to Lin Yu, so he hurried to the one in the middle, and sat down calmly. down.

He looked around and found that the Lin family had come, the head of the family, Lin Guomin, and the two younger ones, Lin Yulin and Yuanyuan.He looked at the smiling faces of people at the table looking at him, and in a flash, he realized the essence of the meal at the table.

Damn, this is a forced marriage where both parents are present!

He suppressed his heart and screamed, and glanced at the aunt who opened the door for him, and found that her face was exactly the same as Lin Yuanyuan's, and he immediately understood that this sister who took care of her more exaggeratedly than his mother was Lin Yuanyuan's mother , my future mother-in-law in terms of probability.The last time Lin Yuanyuan came to pay New Year's greetings, her father Lin Guomin led her here. Her mother didn't follow, so Haiyi didn't know her if she hadn't seen her before.

He was very glad that he had a good reaction just now, and he didn't point to the tip of the person's nose and ask, what's the matter with you, this is my family? .

Sweeping his gaze all the way, he nodded and greeted everyone with a smile, and finally fell on Lin Yu's face. He suddenly remembered the scene yesterday afternoon, and felt a little embarrassed.And what made him even more upset was that Lin Yu turned his head to the side and was also looking at him, with a half-smile on his face, and his gaze was obviously meaningful.

"Damn..." Haiyi greeted his toilet in his heart.

"Oh, your Xiaoyi looks so handsome." Mrs. Lin on the left turned on the laughing mode again.

"Where can it be?" Song Shuzhen smiled and waved his hands on the right, and the sauce on the chopsticks almost fell on Lin Yu's face.Seeing Lin Yu's frightened expression, Hai Yi stepped back obviously, and almost laughed out loud.

Song Shuzhen went on to say: "Your family Xiao Yu is the real one, he must have stolen the hearts of many little girls, right?"

Mrs. Lin paused, and said with a smile: "Don't praise him anymore, this kid doesn't deserve to be praised."

Haiyi's eyes were poisonous, and he could see that Mrs. Lin's face was very strange at that moment.He thought that it was probably Lin Yu who was promiscuous outside, caused troubles for the family, and lost a lot of money from the Lin family. Mrs. Lin didn't want to show her family scandal.

He felt that everyone in the Lin family was pretty good except for Lin Yu, so he decided to be human, so he yelled and said with a smile, "My mother has improved her skills again today!"

Song Shuzhen immediately raised his chin and smiled: "That's right, hundreds of pots of defective products are not for nothing."

Haiyi almost spit out: "Your old man is wasting food, you can't travel to East Africa in the future, or you will be stared back."

Song Shuzhen stared at him: "Who is in East Africa? Have you eaten their rice?"

This time, everyone at the table couldn't hold back their laughter. Haiyi covered his mouth and let out a wild laugh. During this time, his gaze turned to Lin Yu's side inadvertently, and he found that the corner of his mouth was also raised in a rare way.

Fuck, mascara, when you smile, you can't help it.

Song Shuzhen was a little dazed at first, then he laughed along with everyone for no reason, and finally Uncle Lian waved his chopsticks and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, eat more if it tastes good, don't take advantage of that kid from East Africa."

Everyone held back their laughter and quickly responded. With chopsticks held up, a lot of food was killed in an instant, and the topic of the dinner table turned to "Is the rice in East Africa good?" "Is the rice in East Africa delicious?" Is it money?", and other topics that I don't know which dimension they are in, the atmosphere quickly became heated.

While chatting, the conversation quickly went off track. First, Song Shuzhen talked about skin care and health care, from the Bangzi country to the island country, and from the island country to domestic products, and then somehow, Mrs. Lin brought it to Hai Yi.

"I heard that Xiaoyi University majored in finance?" Mrs. Lin swallowed the food in her mouth, put down her chopsticks and smiled.

"That's right, I don't know what's wrong with this kid." Song Shuzhen looked at Hai Yi dissatisfied, and continued to pick up vegetables, "Studying finance is so promising, all of his classmates who went to Lujiazui are less than I bought a house and a car in one year. But this kid has to do some advertising, not to mention the low salary, and working overtime day and night at sky-high prices. Ask him to help Uncle Lian, but he refuses."

Haiyi is very upset that he has been cannon fodder for no reason.

"That's the child's own choice, we adults don't need to worry about it." After Uncle Lian finished speaking, he looked at Hai Yi kindly, and Hai Yi smiled gratefully.

This is the topic that Haiyi doesn't want to discuss the most, especially in front of so many outsiders, so he smiled and tried to change the topic: "That's right, Lin Yu didn't study architecture in college? Didn't he come here in the end? Advertised."

After Hai Yi said this, he was stunned.He never thought of drawing the flames of war on Lin Yu.

He tried to look at Lin Yu, and saw that he lowered his head and slowly picked up the vegetables, with a calm expression on his face, as if he hadn't heard what he said at all, and couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable in his heart.

When it was over, he wished he could slap himself again.Damn, aren't you a bitch?Is it possible that he still expects him to give you a hard look, or roll up his sleeves to fight with you?

His mental activities were too bright, so he didn't notice that the atmosphere on the table was a bit weird, especially Mrs. Lin, with a stiff smile like the expression on his mother's face when his father brought back a woman.

Over there, Lin Guomin glanced at the people at the table, and said with a smile: "Actually, what you learn doesn't necessarily mean you have to do it. Lao Lian and I haven't studied business or even went to college. It's different to today? I think Well, when children go to college, no matter what they study, they want to learn a little bit about how to be a human being before they really enter the society and minimize the degree of obstacles. Don’t you think so?”

Lin Guomin is worthy of being a genius who has worked in the mall for decades, and what he said is so springy and rainy, Haiyi almost smashed his three views and reshaped his set.

Perhaps it was to turn the chapter as soon as possible and avoid the atmosphere from getting closer to the heavy painting style. Everyone at the table nodded in agreement, and then Mrs. Lin took the lead and cleverly changed the topic to today's main topic.

"Old Lin usually speaks rough words, but he can make sense at critical moments." Mrs. Lin looked at her husband, then turned her eyes to Haiyi's face, "Xiaoyi must have learned a lot in college, right?"

Haiyi felt that it was time for him to be very technically humble: "Before the exam, you will be on the lookout, but after the exam, you will be in a hurry."

Song Shuzhen let out a sigh, and scanned the table with a smile: "The brat is still talking about it."

Everyone laughed for a while, Mrs. Lin said: "That's right, modest. The man in Xiaoyi is handsome and can talk, so he must be very attractive to girls, right?"

Hai Yi said in his heart, I am not a national husband like your son, I accidentally slept with you a grandson, just about to say haha, his mother answered: "How can I? This kid has been in college for four years , I haven't found a girlfriend yet."

Haiyi felt that he should find a seam and stuff his or his mother's face into it.

He was just about to say that he promises to find you a daughter-in-law in the primary stage of socialism, but before he opened his mouth, Mrs. Lin over there smiled and said, "What a coincidence, our family Yuanyuan is the same, and we haven't dated anyone yet. .”

Lin Yuanyuan did not say a word over there, but when she heard this, she tugged at Mrs. Lin's arm, said "Mom" in a low voice, and two red clouds floated on her face.

Song Shuzhen was excited when he heard it: "That's a good thing, the two little white rabbits are together, how pure and beautiful!"

Hai Yi was sandwiched between the two women who were coming and going, completely speechless, thinking about one thing over and over in his mind.

What's the matter with mom?Didn't she always support her free love?Not to mention tricking him to come to the Hongmen banquet, but still actively soliciting business for him, for fear that his son will be ignored by his old face, what kind of trick is this?

He gave his mother several winks, but the mother ignored him.Just as he was screaming in his heart, the neighbor next door, Lin Yu didn't know what was going on, and he answered very vigorously: "Yes, I will give birth to a litter of white rabbits in the future, and I can go to his house in East Africa to exchange a few bags of rice."

Hai Yi felt that Lin Yu's words were not funny, at most they could only be regarded as a cold joke, so he stood his hands and waited for another cold scene on the table.But, I don’t know if it’s because when the two little white rabbits got together, everyone felt as if their blood was pumped, and they couldn’t stop their excitement. After hearing this, they actually smiled knowingly, and they were very happy laugh.

Haiyi was suddenly more depressed than "East Africa" ​​who was innocently lying on the gun, got up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom", and walked out of the dining room.

After peeing and coming out, he turned on the faucet, splashed several handfuls of water on his face after washing his hands, and rubbed it hard several times, trying to cool down his feverish brain in the chaos.

My mother, Song Shu, is really uneducated, she looks dumbfounded, but in fact she thinks about problems more thoroughly than anyone else.Hai Yi believes that it is impossible for his mother to change her attitude for no reason and match him and Lin Yuanyuan casually.There must be something hidden, and it must be enough to make the mother choose to sell her son after weighing the pros and cons.

Damn, what is this conscience-stricken secret?

After playing a few common plots at eight o'clock, he once again felt that his brain was not enough. It was probably because he had played too many games recently, and his brain capacity had changed from GB to MB.

He poured water and washed his face again, thinking that it would be better to find a chance later to ventilate with his mother, otherwise he would be thinking about it like this, not to mention doing useless work, and wasting energy that should have been used to kill the boss.

He sighed, took a tissue from the side, and wiped it on his face. When he stood up straight and saw the figure in the mirror clearly, he was so frightened that he almost fell down.

"Damn it!" Haiyi got angry, and turned around and shouted, "You are in broad daylight, what kind of ghost film are you making!"

The person who came in so silently was Lin Yu. He looked at Hai Yi calmly for a while, and when he saw that Hai Yi was about to explode, he suddenly smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Hai Yi looked at his devilish smile that could bring Daji back from the grave, was taken aback for a moment, and then forced a smile: "There is also a bathroom upstairs."

After saying this, he realized that he was talking nonsense. He had already gone to the toilet, so there was no reason to drive him out.

Lin Yu stopped talking again, just put his hands in his trouser pockets and looked at him expressionlessly.Hai Yi originally wanted to go out directly, but when he saw Lin Yu's eyes, he suddenly remembered what happened yesterday afternoon, and his face immediately became a little oily.

"That..." Haiyi didn't know that he was nervous, but he couldn't speak clearly, "I, I'll go first, you go slowly..."

"Who is it?" Lin Yu smiled again.

"Damn it! You've come to the toilet, who the hell do you think you're fucking with?" Hai Yi felt that this man was simply sick.

After he finished speaking, he raised his foot and walked outside, but just as he took the first step, Lin Yu did something that made him almost couldn't help beating him up.

Lin Yu suddenly stretched out his left arm and slammed it against the wall with a bang.

Hai Yi saw him leaning on the wall with one hand, putting his other hand in his trouser pocket, looking at him provocatively sideways, and the evil fire immediately rose up.

"Are you owed to smoke?" Hai Yi didn't intend to be polite to him anymore.

He began to think in his heart that if Lin Yu made a sudden move, he was almost certain to be able to deal with him.

He looked at Lin Yu who was slightly taller than himself by a few centimeters, and his biceps stretched under his shirt, and silently flipped through 20 pages of Lin Yu's scoreboard.

"How do you know the architecture I studied?" Lin Yu asked suddenly.

"Ah?" Hai Yi looked into his half-smile eyes, unable to react.

"Are you investigating me?" Lin Yu's mouth twitched, but he didn't look like he was smiling.

Haiyi looked at his slightly leaning figure, and obviously felt a sense of oppression.But he didn't want to admit cowardice in front of Lin Yu, he straightened his chest, and said with a smile, "I heard what my colleague said."

"The graphic design I filled out in my resume." Lin Yu said expressionlessly.

Damn, Hai Yi was stunned, what's going on?His mother clearly told him that Lin Yu studied architecture.

Hai Yi thought for a while, and suddenly understood.In fact, he never heard his colleagues talk about Lin Yu's background at all. He heard his mother casually mention it when he was discussing the remedial plan with his mother on the day Lin Yu took Yu Yue away from the private room.

"I misremembered, I heard what my mother said." Hai Yi didn't lie.

Lin Yu maintained this strange posture, stared at him for a while, then snorted softly, and slowly retracted his left hand.Hai Yi took the opportunity to get out from him, opened the door and ran back to the dining room.

During the few minutes when he went to the toilet, the conversation at the dinner table underwent several facelifts, and now it had become a business conversation between Uncle Lian and Uncle Lin.The three women didn't know how to do this, and couldn't talk for a long time, so they got off the table early and went to watch TV on the sofa. From the living room, mother Song Shuzhen's piercing laughter came from the living room from time to time, occasionally mixed with Lin Yuanyuan's crisp laughter, and Mrs. Lin's reserved laughter.

Seeing Haiyi coming, the two old men cordially pulled him to discuss together. After hearing a few words, Haiyi felt that with his own head, it would be fine if he didn't make a fool of himself, so they prepared to leave under the pretext of having an appointment in the afternoon.

"Where are you going?" Mother Song Shuzhen had such sharp ears that she could hear it from such a distance.

"I have an appointment to play with my friend." Hai Yi rubbed his forehead.

"What friend? Male or female?" Mom took a bite of an apple and said vaguely.

"As far as colleagues from the company," Hai Yi plucked between his eyebrows, and added, "Both men and women."

"That's daring."

Haiyi raised his eyes, saw his mother's shining eyes, and immediately screamed that something was wrong.

Sure enough, my mother said "wait a minute" and jumped out of the dining room in a few steps. Haiyi wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but before he took two steps, his mother had already pulled someone out in a hurry.

Haiyi looked at Lin Yuanyuan who was looking at him with a smile, his head was suddenly bigger than the moon.

"Take Yuanyuan with me, as it happens that she has time too." Mom smiled.

"Then what... Ren Yuanyuan is so quiet, she is not suitable for strenuous exercise..."

Hai Yi really wanted to smash his own head, it's really good to come up with such a ridiculous reason.The way Lin Yuanyuan ran out with his mother just now, it's a shame not to be a sprint champion.

"It's just because I don't exercise much, so I need to exercise more, otherwise my body will be unhealthy."

"...We made an appointment at No. 9 Gymnasium, and the road was congested on weekends. It takes more than 40 minutes by car..." Hai Yi said, his heart lit up, and he looked at Lin Yuanyuan and said, "You didn't come by car, did you?" Seeing her nodding , Hai Yi laughed: "Then I can only take a taxi, it is not appropriate for you to sit for so long in a taxi."

"No need to take a taxi," Mrs. Lin came out at some time, "Let Xiaoyu drive with you."

Haiyi followed Mrs. Lin's eyes and looked at the person who was walking from the bathroom, feeling that the Hulunbeier Prairie couldn't accommodate the roaring grass-mud horse in his heart.

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That... I didn't update it yesterday, I wrote a little more today...

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