Iron and Steel Straight Boys International Monster School Admissions Guide

Legend has it that a long, long time ago, there was a perverted exhibitionist who frightened women, children and girls in every village and town without being caught. After a long time, his mind became a little more active, and he felt that he could try to find excitement in more advanced places.

He heard that in the depths of a certain fairyland lived a group of fairy children and fairy women. They sucked wind and drank dew, did not eat grains, and were not accustomed to love between men and women... Wouldn't this just open their eyes? !

The exhibitionist's mind was so active that he really went to the legendary fairyland to make trouble.

It's a pity that Xian'e hadn't had time to scare him, but he was beaten up by Xian'e's brothers...every time he saw him, until he had enough 49 times, he couldn't miss one time.

The obsession with exhibitionism has not disappeared, and resentment will continue in his heart until he dies. He died of depression. The remaining resentment spirits are left near the former residences of those monks. Every day, he thinks about one thing - I must go to the woods today scare a girl!

Time flies, time flies, and 3000 years have passed. Later, some of the monks died, and some of them became immortals. This land fell into the hands of a big monster and used it to build a private school.The dynasties have changed, the private school has been renamed, and the educational policy has been reformed again and again, until now it has become the familiar Iron and Steel Boy International Monster School. For many years, this land has only been inhabited by men.If it wasn't for a coincidence that the "Female Virtue" school building was destroyed, and the teachers and girls had nowhere to go, it really wouldn't be possible to attract this ghost.

The leaders and teachers of the two schools fell into a long silence after listening to the explanation of the headmaster "Gangzhi", until a male vice-principal broke the silence: "Principal, I don't think your statement is rigorous enough. You said it was a grievance, but He already has a physical body, and he was caught by us, which is unscientific."

"If you tell me about science, then I will tell you about science." The principal said, "Have you heard of dialectical materialism? Matter determines consciousness, and consciousness is the reflection of matter. Consciousness is not self-generated, but it has active functions and can Transformed into matter. So it’s not surprising that the resentful spirit turns into a physical monster after a long time.”

Vice-principal: "...I always feel that something is wrong, but it sounds amazing!"

"I also don't think it makes sense." Principal Bai of "Female Virtue" said, "According to this materialism, matter exists objectively and will not disappear out of thin air. But why couldn't you catch it before? Where did it hide?" gone?"

"Well..." the headmaster wiped the sweat from his forehead, "hahaha lesbians just love to be serious, I appreciate it... what, we are all monsters, we are already anti-scientific, why do we suddenly talk about it now?" Hahaha, it's not appropriate, it's not appropriate."

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Ruirui: "..."

"In short, we have caught this big scourge today, so lesbians don't have to worry about it in the future." The principal finally concluded passionately, "I suggest that the merger of the two schools be formally put on the agenda! Let's think of a name for the future school first. , then I’ll start by throwing bricks at it, and I personally suggest that it be called—Longao Batian International Monster School!”

Everyone: "..."

Principal Hu: "Principal, can you not make any suggestions before you get out of the pit bully?"

"Well, if that's the case, then as the principal of 'Female Virtue', I suggest that it be called 'Dan Yunfengqing International Monster School'." This is the first time Zhang Ruirui heard the principal of "Female Virtue" speak, and thought to himself : Not to mention that the voice is really calm, it's the name of the school... The teachers in your school are getting more irritable than the other, isn't this name a gimmick?Wait, "steel straight" itself is not so straight, cough cough.

Principal Bai of "Female Virtue" said: "Why don't we call it 'Half the Sky International Monster School'? It means that women also hold up half the sky."

A male vice-principal on the side of "Gangzhi" was not happy when he heard this: "No, where are we going to stand with the rest of the sky?"

Principal Hu thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, instead of talking about a harmonious society now, why not call it the 'Great Harmony International Monster School of Life', what do you think... Ouch! Principal Jiang, why are you beating people?!"

The bad-tempered female vice-principal yelled: "You are the one who hit you! You are a hooligan!"

"Why did I become a hooligan?!" Principal Hu lost his demeanor in anger, "Speak some reason, okay! Why should I be a hooligan to you when I have a boyfriend?!"

"Xiao Hu, calm down." The principal came out to smooth things over, "Don't forget the school motto, 'Gangzhi' hasn't closed down yet."

Zhang Ruirui: "..." Oh, I almost forgot that our school motto is "Straight as Steel"...Forget it, there is no need to listen to it at the meeting, it's all a mess!

Sanwen smiled and said: "Zhang Ruirui, your expression is so wonderful, what fun did you hear?"

"Don't listen, my head hurts." Zhang Ruirui rubbed his brows, and William hurried up to help him massage his temples.

"What do you think is appropriate to change the name of the school if we merge with the girls' school?" Zhang Ruirui asked by the way after he finished retelling the story about the exhibitionist.

Sanwen laughed: "Isn't it easy to name such a thing?"

On the second day, Sanwen pulled up a banner at the entrance of the cafeteria: "Welcome to the merger of the two schools and create a happy campus together - the new school name prize collection activity".

William asked curiously: "Huh? Is there a prize? Sanwen, do you need sponsorship?"

"No need!" Luo Xiaoxian said cheerfully, "The prize is a personal training breakthrough course for fighting skills before the exam provided by me. How about it? It's very practical, right?"

Zhang Ruirui: "..." You just want to find a reason to fight!

Standing aside, student Bidi, the slug spirit, almost knelt down and asked tremblingly, "San... Sanwen, the name I just submitted... can, can it be withdrawn?"

Sanwen looked at his watch: "No, it's more than 2 minutes."