Iron and Steel Straight Boys International Monster School Admissions Guide

The days flew by day by day, and it was spring in a blink of an eye. The restlessness in the school became more and more intense, and Zhang Ruirui heard more and more strange sounds at night. I can't control it... Well, there is no such thing as school discipline and school rules.

Speaking of this, Zhang Ruirui wanted to complain about Kong Liangliang again. Last time, he even had the face to say that William may not be able to control himself because of his poor evolution... It's a complete fart!William, don't be too honest, okay!But he, Kong Liangliang, had such a loud voice that people would believe his screams.

But William is really surprised that the little monsters are in heat in spring, but he doesn't, and he hasn't even masturbated himself. The only activities before going to bed every day are washing and praying.

Until one day at the end of April, William was praying and praying, when he suddenly said "Oops" and shut his mouth.

Zhang Ruirui: "???" What's wrong?Tongue bitten? ? ?

That night, Zhang Ruirui waited and waited, and waited for more than an hour without hearing William continue to pray. Later, William's shallow snoring sounded in the room...

Zhang Ruirui: "..." What a mess!It has a beginning and an end!Still let people sleep? !

Zhang Ruirui tossed and turned in the middle of the night, and finally knocked on William's bedroom door to wake him up.

William rubbed his sleepy eyes: "What's the matter, Ruirui?"

Zhang Ruirui: "Have you heard the story of 'throwing boots'?"

William: "Huh?"

Zhang Ruirui: "If you haven't heard of it, search it on your phone."

William took out his mobile phone in a daze to search, laughed while watching, and said after laughing: "I'm sober from laughing! Ruirui, are you afraid that my study pressure is too great and you want me to read a joke story to relax?"

"..." Zhang Ruirui said, "I mainly want to tell you, don't you just say half of your prayers? I've been up half the night and I'm waiting for your next words!"

William blushed when he heard the words: "I... I just suddenly thought that you might hear... Oh, it's so embarrassing!"

Zhang Ruirui touched his dog's head affectionately, thinking that this reflex arc is no one else: "Anyway, I've been listening to it for more than half a year, let's continue."

William scratched his head shyly: "Then, that's okay..."

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Spring is over and summer is over, and before the summer vacation begins, the annual exam finally arrives.

After reviewing all the courses, Zhang Ruirui was full of confidence. He estimated that there should be no problem after passing more than forty subjects, and the rest will be taken slowly with William.

As for William, who has been a scumbag for more than [-] years, he became nervous before the exam for the first time. When he prayed at night, he begged God to bless him like a cart wheel. He was so nervous that he couldn't eat lunch the day before the exam.

"Hey, let's eat." Zhang Ruirui said, "Don't worry, it's just four compulsory courses and two elective courses. You have studied well and you will definitely pass the exam."

William lowered his head and rubbed his fingers: "I know, but what if? The bet with Lao He is a trivial matter, and I'm more afraid that you will be disappointed, and I'm afraid that it will hold you back..."

"Don't worry about such insignificant things." Zhang Ruirui sandwiched a rib and put it on William's plate, "Don't think about it, I don't mind it."

Kaur sighed slowly, put down the knife and fork, and looked at his girlfriend: "Is it okay?"

"Okay." Salted Fish Essence put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth clean, beckoning the confused William to stand up, then took his hand and walked around the table.

Zhang Ruirui: "???"

William: "Sister Xianyu, what are you doing?"

"Haha, this trick works." Sanwen laughed, "Xianyu, can you help Xiaoxian too?"

So Xianyujing grabbed Luo Xiaoxian and turned around.

Everyone: "???"

Kaur proudly said: "You can't guess it? In fact, salted fish essence is not real salted fish essence."

Sanwen smiled and said, "I said, you don't really believe that salted fish can become fine?"

"Can't a salted fish become a spirit?" William was shocked. "Didn't it mean that all things have animism, and even a lever can become a spirit?"

Zhang Ruirui: "..." Well, please don't repeat this kind of repetition.

"I don't understand the lever and barbell, but the real body of my salted fish is... Dangdangdang! Red koi!" Kaur said proudly.

Zhang Ruirui: "..." Oh, so now it's time to repost koi memes?

"Ah, is that so?" William was puzzled, "The koi is so cute, why do you want to lie to everyone that you are a salted fish?"

Xianyujing snorted, and reluctantly said: "Stop making sarcastic remarks, do you know what it's like to be turned around every day? I'm going to throw up."