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When Gu Xiaoyang finally moved Chen Yan to the fifth floor of his house, he was out of breath. In his words, if anyone gave him a knife at that time, he would definitely burp.
His house is only 40 square meters, the most old-fashioned two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The small room was converted into a study by him, leaving only one bedroom and one bed. Gu Xiaoyang remembered the night at Du Shen's house that day, and decided to play Lei Feng In spirit, give up the bed to Chen Yan, and lay the floor in his own study.
I don't want Chen Yan's reaction after getting drunk to be even weirder than him. He just opened his eyes and acted cute. Chen Yan likes to fall asleep while hugging things tightly.As soon as Gu Xiaoyang helped Chen Yan onto the bed, he was caught. Chen Yan stretched out his arms and hugged Gu Xiaoyang, and put a thigh on it.
"..." Gu Xiaoyang was dumbfounded, what kind of strange habit is this?He tried to struggle, but Chen Yan noticed that an elbow hit Gu Xiaoyang's shoulder blade hard.Gu Xiaoyang howled and decided not to move for the time being until Chen Yan fell asleep.
Unexpectedly, Chen Yan's vigilance was far beyond Gu Xiaoyang's imagination, he had already heard the other party's slight snoring, Chen Yan immediately noticed him as soon as he moved, and continued to hit his elbow hard.
Gu Xiaoyang wanted to cry but had no tears, but the effect of alcohol also came on, and he fell asleep in a daze.
The next morning, Chen Yan was the first to wake up. He held Gu Xiaoyang in his arms and slept all night. One arm was numb from the pressure. He rubbed his temple with his non-numb hand and looked around the room. The house is very clean, the furnishings and decoration are completely in the style of the 80s, and there is even an old-fashioned cabinet radio.
Chen Yan suddenly had the feeling of returning to his childhood, and then his numb hand guided him to see the owner of the house.
Gu Xiaoyang was sleeping next to him in a very strange position. Chen Yan immediately realized that this was Gu Xiaoyang's home, and recalled that he was drunk last night. How could he be so drunk with rice wine that weighed less than two catties?Chen Yan was surprised and pushed Gu Xiaoyang to wake up: "Wake up quickly."
Gu Xiaoyang was full of anger from getting up, buried his head in the pillow, and didn't want to pay attention to anyone.
Chen Yan had no choice but to pick Gu Xiaoyang up: "What kind of wine did you drink for me last night?"
"Original wine..." Gu Xiaoyang barely opened it, glanced at Chen Yan vaguely, and immediately closed it again.
"What is raw wine?"
"The first wine brewed in the wine jar has not been blended yet." Gu Xiaoyang said, with his head on his head, his body fell down, and he leaned into Chen Yan's arms.
"Be clear." Chen Yan originally wanted to pick Gu Xiaoyang up again, but seeing that Gu Xiaoyang was really sleepy, he patted Gu Xiaoyang on the back and asked in this posture.
Gu Xiaoyang leaned into Chen Yan's arms and replied: "The rice wine on the market is blended with raw wine at a ratio of 1:3 or 1:5."
"Isn't the rice wine on the market deceiving the public?"
"What's the matter, the original wine is very strong, most people can't bear it, and very few stores will sell it directly, and most people can only eat the kind that has been blended."
"..." Chen Yan blamed, "Then why didn't you remind me yesterday?"
"As for yesterday's situation, I said, you will give up?"
Chen Yanmo, recalling those dark dishes last night, agreed with Gu Xiaoyang's point of view. He really would not give up at that time, not only would he not give up, but he would even drink more.Chen Yan regretted his irrationality last night.
Gu Xiaoyang muttered: "Hey, can you put me back on the bed after asking? I was used as a pillow by you all night last night, and I didn't sleep well."
"One night's pillow?" Chen Yan wondered, "What's going on?"
"I don't know, I have to ask yourself, or you have never been drunk at all, and you don't know that when you are drunk, you like to pull something casually as a pillow."
"..." Chen Yan raised his eyebrows, he had never been so drunk before, but he didn't believe Gu Xiaoyang's words, and retorted, "How could I be like this?"
"You want to see the evidence, don't you? Put me back on the bed and look at my shoulder blades. Are they all red?" Gu Xiaoyang barely opened his sleepy eyes, and gestured with his middle finger. The elbow hit me hard, and I was bruised after one night."
"..." Chen Yan remembered that his self-defense teacher said that everyone has the most direct counterattack when encountering danger. Many people's reactions are invalid, such as shouting loudly, but Chen Yan's is effective, he will immediately use his elbow to attack the shoulder of others.He wouldn't... really attack Gu Xiaoyang?
"You still don't believe me?" Gu Xiaoyang protested, "Hurry up and see for yourself." As he spoke, he struggled to earn a living, and threw himself back into the bed.
Chen Yan had no choice but to pull down Gu Xiaoyang's shirt to look, but there was nothing on his fair back except for the beautiful arc of the shoulder blades.He immediately turned black: "Are you lying to me?"
"How is it possible? You poke it and try!"
As soon as Chen Yan pressed his finger, Gu Xiaoyang immediately groaned, and Chen Yan's face became even darker: "Are you touching porcelain?"
"I'm not lying, I was really attacked by you."
"Cut!" Chen Yan snorted coldly.
Gu Xiaoyang was full of grievances and scratched the pillow.Following his movements, the skeletal muscles on the back moved perfectly, which was very attractive. Chen Yan took a breath, and said in a strange way again: "Okay, stop howling, let me massage the head office for you, shall I?"
"Okay... take it easy."
The touch on the back was delicate and smooth, exactly as imagined, Chen Yan's breath was suffocated again, and for a moment, he, he actually had an urge not to move his hand away.As a result, Gu Xiaoyang's protest successfully turned his impulse into a bubble.
"I said, please be professional in massage, okay? What's the point of resting your hands? Could it be that you still have internal strength?" Gu Xiaoyang shouted.
Chen Yan raised his eyebrows, and pressed his palm hard: "You guessed right, this is the secret of my Chen family."
"Aw!!!!" Gu Xiaoyang howled like a pig, it was so painful.
Du Shen came back three days later, and when he came back, he stayed in his office without saying a word. The sales managers immediately sensed that something was wrong. Judging from their years of experience with Du Shen, they knew that at this time Du Shen is very dangerous, and it will bring disaster to Chi Yu, so they keep quiet and don't provoke Du Shen.
Chen Yan and Du Shen didn't get along for a long time, so they didn't know the situation well, but seeing that the people in the sales department were doing this, they still kept an eye out, and didn't knock on Du Shen's door immediately, but called a friend who was usually on good terms. The eldest sister inquired.
"Manager Du's behavior is extremely unpleasant, because we definitely can't know what happened, but no one dares to ask. If you are not afraid of death, you can knock on the door with a fearless spirit. If you are afraid of death, you can call Gu Xiaoyang." Give him a call and ask him to come over and go into the office with him."
"What is Gu Xiaoyang again?"
"Is there a need to ask?" The elder sister looked contemptuous, "They are a couple, no matter how upset you are, you can't lose your temper with your wife, right?"
"..." Chen Yan's expression froze, and he couldn't help admiring, "Sister, you really understand!"
"That's right, back then I was also a member of 881, Lucifer and Jinjiang, and my Jinjiang registration number was still in the top [-]." The eldest sister said proudly.
Chen Yan raised his forehead, what are these things?
"Anyway, believe it or not!" The eldest sister was not going to persuade Chen Yan.
Chen Yan didn't try fearlessly either, he decisively decided to wait and see, maybe it was just a momentary moment for Du Shen, and it would be fine tomorrow.
As a result, Du Shen was like this for three consecutive days, and the atmosphere in the sales department dropped to freezing point, and even the hot sales situation couldn't relieve the atmosphere.Chen Yan had no choice but to call Gu Xiaoyang.
The phone rang ten times before Gu Xiaoyang picked it up: "Hello...Xiao Chen..." Gu Xiaoyang's voice was weak and weak.
"What's going on? The tone of a dying man?"
"It's nothing, Xu Kai fooled me into playing a game called Jian Wang 3. It's the first time I played a 3D game. I couldn't figure out the perspective. I couldn't find the NPC when I was doing the task. I haven't found the path automatically. It's too painful..." Gu Xiaoyang vomited Bitter water.
Chen Yan was not interested in listening, so he directly stated his purpose: "Du Shen has been staying in the office since the meeting for three days, can you come and have a look?"
"What? Du Huhu lost his temper?" Gu Xiaoyang's voice suddenly became excited. He heard the sound of lifting the quilt, getting out of bed, putting on shoes, and finally the sound of splashing water, and then he continued, "I'll be right there. You wait, bye~"
Chen Yan hung up the phone with a very bad feeling that Gu Xiaoyang didn't come here to care about Du Shen, but to watch a good show.
His premonition came true soon, Gu Xiaoyang rushed into the sales department in a hurry, greeted everyone, and went straight to Du Shen's office, Chen Yan hurriedly followed.
Gu Xiaoyang went in without knocking on the door: "Dushen!"
Du Shen was still sullen and preoccupied just a second ago, when he saw Gu Xiaoyang, he lifted his chin, leaned back in his chair, and put on a queen-like posture: "It's just in time! Let's serve wine."
Gu Xiaoyang rolled up his sleeves and was about to open it. Du Shen's eyelids drooped, and he gave Chen Yan an unusually contemptuous look: "You open it!"
As soon as Gu Xiaoyang handed it off, he hurriedly let Xian go, Chen Yan's heart skipped a beat, why did he feel that it was not Du Shen, but him who would be the one to be watched?
When Gu Xiaoyang finally moved Chen Yan to the fifth floor of his house, he was out of breath. In his words, if anyone gave him a knife at that time, he would definitely burp.
His house is only 40 square meters, the most old-fashioned two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The small room was converted into a study by him, leaving only one bedroom and one bed. Gu Xiaoyang remembered the night at Du Shen's house that day, and decided to play Lei Feng In spirit, give up the bed to Chen Yan, and lay the floor in his own study.
I don't want Chen Yan's reaction after getting drunk to be even weirder than him. He just opened his eyes and acted cute. Chen Yan likes to fall asleep while hugging things tightly.As soon as Gu Xiaoyang helped Chen Yan onto the bed, he was caught. Chen Yan stretched out his arms and hugged Gu Xiaoyang, and put a thigh on it.
"..." Gu Xiaoyang was dumbfounded, what kind of strange habit is this?He tried to struggle, but Chen Yan noticed that an elbow hit Gu Xiaoyang's shoulder blade hard.Gu Xiaoyang howled and decided not to move for the time being until Chen Yan fell asleep.
Unexpectedly, Chen Yan's vigilance was far beyond Gu Xiaoyang's imagination, he had already heard the other party's slight snoring, Chen Yan immediately noticed him as soon as he moved, and continued to hit his elbow hard.
Gu Xiaoyang wanted to cry but had no tears, but the effect of alcohol also came on, and he fell asleep in a daze.
The next morning, Chen Yan was the first to wake up. He held Gu Xiaoyang in his arms and slept all night. One arm was numb from the pressure. He rubbed his temple with his non-numb hand and looked around the room. The house is very clean, the furnishings and decoration are completely in the style of the 80s, and there is even an old-fashioned cabinet radio.
Chen Yan suddenly had the feeling of returning to his childhood, and then his numb hand guided him to see the owner of the house.
Gu Xiaoyang was sleeping next to him in a very strange position. Chen Yan immediately realized that this was Gu Xiaoyang's home, and recalled that he was drunk last night. How could he be so drunk with rice wine that weighed less than two catties?Chen Yan was surprised and pushed Gu Xiaoyang to wake up: "Wake up quickly."
Gu Xiaoyang was full of anger from getting up, buried his head in the pillow, and didn't want to pay attention to anyone.
Chen Yan had no choice but to pick Gu Xiaoyang up: "What kind of wine did you drink for me last night?"
"Original wine..." Gu Xiaoyang barely opened it, glanced at Chen Yan vaguely, and immediately closed it again.
"What is raw wine?"
"The first wine brewed in the wine jar has not been blended yet." Gu Xiaoyang said, with his head on his head, his body fell down, and he leaned into Chen Yan's arms.
"Be clear." Chen Yan originally wanted to pick Gu Xiaoyang up again, but seeing that Gu Xiaoyang was really sleepy, he patted Gu Xiaoyang on the back and asked in this posture.
Gu Xiaoyang leaned into Chen Yan's arms and replied: "The rice wine on the market is blended with raw wine at a ratio of 1:3 or 1:5."
"Isn't the rice wine on the market deceiving the public?"
"What's the matter, the original wine is very strong, most people can't bear it, and very few stores will sell it directly, and most people can only eat the kind that has been blended."
"..." Chen Yan blamed, "Then why didn't you remind me yesterday?"
"As for yesterday's situation, I said, you will give up?"
Chen Yanmo, recalling those dark dishes last night, agreed with Gu Xiaoyang's point of view. He really would not give up at that time, not only would he not give up, but he would even drink more.Chen Yan regretted his irrationality last night.
Gu Xiaoyang muttered: "Hey, can you put me back on the bed after asking? I was used as a pillow by you all night last night, and I didn't sleep well."
"One night's pillow?" Chen Yan wondered, "What's going on?"
"I don't know, I have to ask yourself, or you have never been drunk at all, and you don't know that when you are drunk, you like to pull something casually as a pillow."
"..." Chen Yan raised his eyebrows, he had never been so drunk before, but he didn't believe Gu Xiaoyang's words, and retorted, "How could I be like this?"
"You want to see the evidence, don't you? Put me back on the bed and look at my shoulder blades. Are they all red?" Gu Xiaoyang barely opened his sleepy eyes, and gestured with his middle finger. The elbow hit me hard, and I was bruised after one night."
"..." Chen Yan remembered that his self-defense teacher said that everyone has the most direct counterattack when encountering danger. Many people's reactions are invalid, such as shouting loudly, but Chen Yan's is effective, he will immediately use his elbow to attack the shoulder of others.He wouldn't... really attack Gu Xiaoyang?
"You still don't believe me?" Gu Xiaoyang protested, "Hurry up and see for yourself." As he spoke, he struggled to earn a living, and threw himself back into the bed.
Chen Yan had no choice but to pull down Gu Xiaoyang's shirt to look, but there was nothing on his fair back except for the beautiful arc of the shoulder blades.He immediately turned black: "Are you lying to me?"
"How is it possible? You poke it and try!"
As soon as Chen Yan pressed his finger, Gu Xiaoyang immediately groaned, and Chen Yan's face became even darker: "Are you touching porcelain?"
"I'm not lying, I was really attacked by you."
"Cut!" Chen Yan snorted coldly.
Gu Xiaoyang was full of grievances and scratched the pillow.Following his movements, the skeletal muscles on the back moved perfectly, which was very attractive. Chen Yan took a breath, and said in a strange way again: "Okay, stop howling, let me massage the head office for you, shall I?"
"Okay... take it easy."
The touch on the back was delicate and smooth, exactly as imagined, Chen Yan's breath was suffocated again, and for a moment, he, he actually had an urge not to move his hand away.As a result, Gu Xiaoyang's protest successfully turned his impulse into a bubble.
"I said, please be professional in massage, okay? What's the point of resting your hands? Could it be that you still have internal strength?" Gu Xiaoyang shouted.
Chen Yan raised his eyebrows, and pressed his palm hard: "You guessed right, this is the secret of my Chen family."
"Aw!!!!" Gu Xiaoyang howled like a pig, it was so painful.
Du Shen came back three days later, and when he came back, he stayed in his office without saying a word. The sales managers immediately sensed that something was wrong. Judging from their years of experience with Du Shen, they knew that at this time Du Shen is very dangerous, and it will bring disaster to Chi Yu, so they keep quiet and don't provoke Du Shen.
Chen Yan and Du Shen didn't get along for a long time, so they didn't know the situation well, but seeing that the people in the sales department were doing this, they still kept an eye out, and didn't knock on Du Shen's door immediately, but called a friend who was usually on good terms. The eldest sister inquired.
"Manager Du's behavior is extremely unpleasant, because we definitely can't know what happened, but no one dares to ask. If you are not afraid of death, you can knock on the door with a fearless spirit. If you are afraid of death, you can call Gu Xiaoyang." Give him a call and ask him to come over and go into the office with him."
"What is Gu Xiaoyang again?"
"Is there a need to ask?" The elder sister looked contemptuous, "They are a couple, no matter how upset you are, you can't lose your temper with your wife, right?"
"..." Chen Yan's expression froze, and he couldn't help admiring, "Sister, you really understand!"
"That's right, back then I was also a member of 881, Lucifer and Jinjiang, and my Jinjiang registration number was still in the top [-]." The eldest sister said proudly.
Chen Yan raised his forehead, what are these things?
"Anyway, believe it or not!" The eldest sister was not going to persuade Chen Yan.
Chen Yan didn't try fearlessly either, he decisively decided to wait and see, maybe it was just a momentary moment for Du Shen, and it would be fine tomorrow.
As a result, Du Shen was like this for three consecutive days, and the atmosphere in the sales department dropped to freezing point, and even the hot sales situation couldn't relieve the atmosphere.Chen Yan had no choice but to call Gu Xiaoyang.
The phone rang ten times before Gu Xiaoyang picked it up: "Hello...Xiao Chen..." Gu Xiaoyang's voice was weak and weak.
"What's going on? The tone of a dying man?"
"It's nothing, Xu Kai fooled me into playing a game called Jian Wang 3. It's the first time I played a 3D game. I couldn't figure out the perspective. I couldn't find the NPC when I was doing the task. I haven't found the path automatically. It's too painful..." Gu Xiaoyang vomited Bitter water.
Chen Yan was not interested in listening, so he directly stated his purpose: "Du Shen has been staying in the office since the meeting for three days, can you come and have a look?"
"What? Du Huhu lost his temper?" Gu Xiaoyang's voice suddenly became excited. He heard the sound of lifting the quilt, getting out of bed, putting on shoes, and finally the sound of splashing water, and then he continued, "I'll be right there. You wait, bye~"
Chen Yan hung up the phone with a very bad feeling that Gu Xiaoyang didn't come here to care about Du Shen, but to watch a good show.
His premonition came true soon, Gu Xiaoyang rushed into the sales department in a hurry, greeted everyone, and went straight to Du Shen's office, Chen Yan hurriedly followed.
Gu Xiaoyang went in without knocking on the door: "Dushen!"
Du Shen was still sullen and preoccupied just a second ago, when he saw Gu Xiaoyang, he lifted his chin, leaned back in his chair, and put on a queen-like posture: "It's just in time! Let's serve wine."
Gu Xiaoyang rolled up his sleeves and was about to open it. Du Shen's eyelids drooped, and he gave Chen Yan an unusually contemptuous look: "You open it!"
As soon as Gu Xiaoyang handed it off, he hurriedly let Xian go, Chen Yan's heart skipped a beat, why did he feel that it was not Du Shen, but him who would be the one to be watched?
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