How to deal with the ex stalker

The little fox raised his head and asked in surprise, "But why don't we call it JiaoPei?"

Yan Yue: ...

I really feel like a fool, holding back for so long, but people turned around and asked him - why didn't you have sex with me?

Yan Yue has made up his mind, and today he vows to make the little guy cry and beg for mercy!

The little fox does know how to make a JP, after all, inheriting memory is not a vegetarian, but the little fox really doesn't know that JP needs a female and a male, and two males are fruitless.

When he found out later, he already had no feelings for women.

And his elders, who had never heard of the two male JPs, were negligent for a while, and by the time they found out, it was already too late.

This feeling is worse than a well-planted Chinese cabbage being hoisted by a pig.

Other people's pigs still have a baby after cheating on cabbage, but the pig that cheated on their cabbage is incapable of giving birth!

After dinner, Yan Yue used the excuse of going for a walk to go downstairs to the neighborhood supermarket to buy a series of items such as sesame oil, Xuanmai, etc. Everything was really ready, and he only owed Dongfeng.

He raised his head and chest high, went back with high spirits, hugged the little fox who was watching TV on the sofa, bit his ear and asked, "Can we do that?"

The little fox was watching TV vigorously, without thinking about it, he put his hand against his head, "No."

Yan Yue was anxious: "Why?"

Pointing to the screen, as a matter of course: "Lazy sheep was caught by Big Big Wolf, I am very worried about him."

Yan Yue: ...

He is not as good as a sheep.

If he just gave up like this, he wouldn't be Yan Yue. If the little guy didn't want to, he would toss until he was willing.

Yan Yue leaned up to lick the tip of his nose and asked, "Are you comfortable?"

"Yeah." The little fox nodded, and then said seriously: "It's just blocking me from watching TV."

Yan Yue: ...

Then he made persistent efforts and said seductively, "How about playing a game?"

The expectation in the fox's eyes flashed past, and then he lowered his eyes and became hesitant, "But I want to see warm sheep."

"I can still watch it in the future. Let's go buy the CD and watch it whenever we want."

"really?"

"Ah."

The little fox finally set his sights on Yan Yue, and with a scrutinizing look, quite condescending, he said clearly: "You want to have sex with me?"

Yan Yue was dumbfounded for a moment, not knowing whether to nod or shake his head.

"So you lied to me about playing games?"

Yan Yue: ...

Finally, the little fox turned his head: "Hmph!"

The little fox's heart is very complicated, he thinks that Yan Yue is very good, and it's not impossible to be with him.

However, the elders said that before looking for a partner, you must first send the most beautiful hair in the middle of the tail. The small stove is not a fox, so forget it; Qualified for love.

But Xiaohuolu has nothing, he is not qualified to beg for love, what should he do?

Or, the little fox secretly took a look at Yan Yue, or did he take the initiative to ask for love?

Well, that's it. If you want to find a very warm cave first.

Therefore, he justly rejected Yan Yue's courtship, saying: "I can't have sex with you now."

Yan Yue: ...

He heard the sound of his heart breaking.

He wanted to be quiet, to think about something quietly.

Obviously the little guy came to tease him first, if you say tease him, just tease him, how can you still tease him so much that he doesn't tease him anymore?You can't be so irresponsible!

It was the first time that Yan Yue felt so aggrieved, his heart was exhausted, and if he held it any longer, he would explode.

He had to silently run to the gym and sway his excess energy on the treadmill.

Since he found out, this was the first time he had wronged himself so much. If it was in the past, it could be resolved with just a phone call.

The little guy who just rejected Yan Yue's QH watched an episode of Pleasant Goat nervously. After seeing Big Big Wolf shouting "I'll be back", he turned off the TV contentedly and looked around.

Huh?

Huh!

What about the small stove?

I ran to the study to have a look, but it wasn't there.

I ran to the bedroom to check, and there was nothing.

Lie on the floor and look under the bed, um, why do you think the small stove will get under the bed?

The whole house was searched, but no one was found.

He took out the mobile phone he had just learned how to use, unlocked it, um... what is the phone number of the small stove?

Before he could recall, another mobile phone rang in the living room, and the little fox hurried over to check it.

Oh, the small stove didn't bring a mobile phone.

Connected, "Hello."

A male voice with a male voice came from over there: "Brother Yue, come out high, haven't seen anyone for more than half a month, have you been fine?"

The little fox wondered: "high?"

"Huh?" The other party was even more puzzled: "Aren't you Brother Yue? Why do you have Brother Yue's mobile phone, where else?"

"He went out and forgot his mobile phone at home."

"Home, home?" The male duck's voice was so startled that he almost couldn't hold the phone, "Who are you? You live with Brother Yue?"

After a pause, his voice lowered a little, and he asked tentatively, "Sister-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law?" The little fox repeated softly, "I am not called sister-in-law, but Yanyan."

Duck voice: ...

"Well, you can tell Brother Yue later, just say that I, Sun Dao, called him."

The little fox nodded and put down the phone.

Just in time, the sound of the door opening came from the entrance, he turned his head to look, and immediately rushed forward, hugged Yan Yue's waist, raised his head and said, "I didn't even notice you going out."

Yan Yue felt the feeling that he had finally gone down came up again, and calmly opened the distance between the two, "Go out for a run."

"Oh." The little fox nodded obediently, for some reason, he felt suddenly empty in his heart.Shaking his head quickly, he said, "Just now a human called you, called Sun Dao."

"Huh?" Yan Yue picked up the phone and asked casually, "What did you say?"

"Ask if you want to go out to high, and ask me if I'm called sister-in-law."

"Pfft!" Yan Yue suddenly burst out laughing, and after laughing for a long time, he asked, "What did you say?"

The little fox couldn't figure it out, so he said seriously: "I said I'm not called sister-in-law, but Yanyan."

"Hahaha!"

Yan Yue couldn't help laughing for a long time, finally couldn't hold it back, seeing the serious face of the little guy, couldn't help laughing for a long time again.

Finally, he stopped to explain: "Sister-in-law is not a person's name, he calls me brother, and you are my wife, so of course he calls you sister-in-law."

The little fox suddenly realized, and suddenly panicked: "But I told him no, what should I do?"

Yan Yue: "It doesn't matter, there is always a chance to find out."

"Ok."

The little guy expressed his understanding, and suddenly asked curiously: "But, why do they all call you brother?"

Obviously they all look very old, especially Rafflesia.

There was an unclear meaning in Yan Yue's eyes, and he raised his eyebrows: "Call my brother to listen."

"not called."

"why?"

This little guy has no interest at all, tsk, really!

Yan Yan was serious: "I am 840 years old today."

Yan Yue: ...

Yan Yan snapped her fingers again, "You should call me, um, just call me Grandpa."

Yan Yue surrendered: "Yes, let's talk about friendship as equals, just call me husband."

The little fox thought for a long time, and finally called out crisply: "Husband."

Yan Yue then smiled happily, hugged him and kissed him: "Yes, good wife."

Since this day, Yan Yue has changed his ways to tease the little fox every day, thinking that if you don't agree, you can always tease him until you can't help it, man, who can think with his lower body?

As for himself, if he couldn't bear it anymore, he went to the gym, squandering energy and exercising at the same time.

It's not that the little fox doesn't feel uncomfortable, sometimes being kissed by Yan Yue makes his whole body hot, and he feels empty in his heart, but the poor little guy hasn't figured out the reason yet.

On this day, Yan Yue said that he took him to a party, a dessert party, and the little fox was instantly moved.

Dessert, delicious dessert.

The little guy is especially fond of sweets, sometimes he just stares at Pleasant Goat intently, Yan Yue can't call him, so he goes out for a walk, buys a dessert from Kedinglifang that the little guy loves most, the fox sniffs it When you see this smell, you don't need to rush, the little guy will come over obediently.

Yan Yan readily agreed to go to the dessert party together. In the underground parking lot of the club, Yan Yue had just parked the car when he saw the little guy approaching him mysteriously, pointing to the front not far away.

"Are they going to have dessert too?"

It is a man and woman who are kissing, the relationship is unknown.

Well, because he told the little guy he had to kiss before dessert, so...

Smiled: "Yes."

He looked down at the little fox, the fox's eyes were wide open, maybe the space in the car was too small and it was a little hot, the little guy's cheeks were stained with a blush, it was really pretty, and he was a little emotional when he saw it.

Looking at it, he lowered his head and kissed, slowly sucking and biting, grinding finely, using his own teeth, gently biting the other's lips, leading the other to jump into the abyss together.

The two tongues were entangled, one aggressively attacked, while the other could only dodge weakly.

Yan Yue couldn't allow him to dodge, and hooked him deftly until he overflowed with begging for mercy and masturbation under his own strength.

The two lips parted, and a slender silver thread was pulled out, which broke between the two and landed on the corner of the little fox's lips.

Yan Yue's eyes darkened, and he moved his head that had just left, rolled his tongue lightly, and licked the saliva from his lips into his mouth.

The little fox was kissed so badly that he felt a rush of heat from his lower body to the top of his head, his whole body trembled, and only a roar was heard in his head.

He, he, he is in love!

The little fox has lived for hundreds of years, but he has never known sex, not even committed suicide.

Even if you know JP, you don't know what JP should do.But at this time, the inheritance memory in his mind told him very clearly

——He FQ.