How to deal with the ex stalker

The little guy who was still fine suddenly turned pale, Yan Yue was startled, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

The little fox was silent for a moment, then raised his head blankly, and said helplessly, "I want to go back."

Yan Yue hugged him and comforted him: "Then we won't go, shall we go home immediately?"

"No." The little fox shook his head: "I don't want to go home, I want to go back to the forest."

Yan Yue's heart sank suddenly, thinking that he was too impatient, causing the little guy to get scared and want to escape, so he hurriedly promised: "I won't touch you if you don't want to, okay? Don't go back, okay?"

"Woooo..."

The little fox finally cried out in a low voice, he was too helpless, he was in heat, but he was not qualified to ask for sex, he would be discarded like this, and no one would ever want him.

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, so he wanted to go back quickly and find a warm cave as soon as possible, so that the little stove wouldn't let him go.

Yan Yue was completely frightened, thinking that the little guy was being pushed into a hurry, and he wanted to run away because he was afraid.

The little fox raised his head, showing his red eyes from crying, and said pitifully, "Little stove, I, I..."

"What's the matter with you, are you not feeling well?"

The little fox shook his head: "I... fell in love."

Yan Yue: ...

What else can he say besides being speechless?

Oh, and he can also say, "Don't cry, I'll help you out."

The little guy wiped away his tears: "I'm going back to find a cave, and then I'll propose to you."

Yan Yue: ...

Who's going to tell him what happened?Could it be that his own little man has the idea of ​​counterattack?

"Why must there be a cave?"

"Huh?" The little fox asked curiously, "Don't you know? Only a well-decorated cave is eligible for courtship."

Yan Yue's eyelids twitched, he gave a fake cough, and said persuasively, "This is your custom, isn't it?"

"Ah."

"But look, since you are my daughter-in-law. Do you know that human beings have a saying?"

"what."

"When you marry a beggar, you follow the beggar, and when you marry an old man, you follow the old man. That is to say, when you become my daughter-in-law, you have to follow our customs."

The little fox rested his cheeks, feeling that it made sense, but also faintly felt something wrong, "Then why can't you be my wife?"

Yan Yue: ...

Pulling his face, he said nonsense: "I can hug you, but can you hug me?"

The little guy shook his head.

"So, you can only be my wife."

"Oh, so that's how it is." The little fox suddenly realized, and asked curiously, "Then, what customs do you humans have?"

"Well——" Yan Yue pretended to be deep, and said: "Human beings don't pay much attention, but since you are my wife, you can only like me and treat me well, and you can't be with others. Tangled, can you do it?"

The little fox nodded hastily, and then asked: "What about you? Do you want to do the same?"

"Yeah." Yan Yue rubbed his head, "I will only treat you well in the future."

"Just like me too."

"it is good."

Yan Yan smiled happily: "Then, let's go eat dessert."

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Pushing open the door and entering the private room, several heads poked out, shouting Brother Yue, Yang Mo shouted loudly: "Brother Yue, you are late, fine wine!"

Before the words fell, someone immediately poured a glass of wine.Yan Yue was also unambiguous, took it neatly, and drank it all in one gulp.

"Hey! Brother Yue is not bad!" A group of people started booing.

Yan Yue grinned grimly: "I'll throw you out again."

"Hey!" Sun Dao changed the subject, "Brother Yue, who is this?"

Tut tut!Look at this face, if brother Yue gets tired of playing, it would be nice to play for himself?

Yan Yue brought the little fox to the sofa, sat down, and then replied casually: "My wife, I will see the caretaker later."

Sun Dao: "Definitely."

Unfortunately, no play.

The little guy had long been fond of the dessert next to him, and his eyes were fixed on Gu Lulu, Yan Yue couldn't help but look at it, and said compassionately: "Go and eat."

The little fox happily went to get dessert.

Seeing him leave, Sun Dao gave Yan Yue an ambiguous look, "Brother Yue, if you don't come out these days, you're staying with your wife, right?"

Yan Yue didn't feel ashamed at all, "Yeah, he's very clingy."

When he said this, there was a warm smile in his eyes, which made Sun Dao beside him tremble.

I thought, it's over, the prodigal son in love turned around and covered his entire body with goose bumps.In the future, there will be one less swinger in the Hwaseong circle.

"Looking at Brother Yue's behavior, it seems that you have no chance to taste a batch of fresh goods from Chuyu Pavilion this time. Well, I'll go by myself."

Chuyu Pavilion, named Wenyi, is the top gold selling den in Hwaseong, and it is actually a place selling meat.

Yan Yue used to be a regular visitor of Chu Yu Pavilion, so of course he was notified of any new arrivals.It's just that he hasn't eaten the one in his hand yet, so he doesn't have any thoughts to think about it.

Hearing what Sun Dao said, he just waved his hand and nodded Yang Mo with his chin, "Let him go with you."

Yang Mo heard this, with a serious face: "I want to keep the festival for my future daughter-in-law."

"Pfft haha!" Sun Dao laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, a guy who broke his butt 800 years ago, how dare he talk about this?

Several people chatted enthusiastically, but the little fox sat beside Yan Yue with a few carefully selected desserts, pursed his mouth, and said aggrievedly: "What should I do if I like it so much?"

Yan Yue: "Then eat them all."

Little Fox: "I can't eat that much."

Yan Yue: "I'll pack it up and take it back later."

Little Fox: (*^__^*)

Squinting and smiling.

The few people around, except Yang Mo who has already met: ...

Damn!Brother Yue, what happened here?They were collectively blind and deaf just now?

If you put it on those previous lovers, how would Brother Yue react?

should be

——Valentine: What should I do if I like it so much?

Yan Yue (sarcastic face): Tell me about such a trivial matter?

Lover: I can't eat that much.

Yan Yue (with an impatient face): Then don't eat it, are you a pig?

Sun Dao laughed a few times: "Heh, heh, sister-in-law is very good at eating."

The little fox raised his eyes and gave him a look, then ignored it directly, leaned up and kissed Yan Yue, "I'm going to eat it."

Yan Yue smiled: "Let's eat."

The little guy sank into his own world in an instant, buried his head in eating, and finished eating a piece of red bean cake with coconut milk, then picked up the yogurt and honey ice cream, and began to consider whether to eat the fruit on it first.

After eating it, there is no expectation, but if I don't eat it, I feel itchy.

Hey, it's so annoying.

So, he raised his head, wanting to ask Yan Yue's opinion, but found that everyone in the room was staring at him.

After being stupid for a moment, I asked in a daze, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Several people shook their heads in unison.

It's just the first time I know that someone can eat dessert so temptingly with such a voracious posture.

For this group of people, desserts are just an introduction, they think of any kind of party, the purpose is just a party, and few people will actually eat those desserts.

But now, seeing the little fox eating so deliciously, he couldn't help but licked his mouth, and had the desire to try it out.

The little guy didn't know what they were thinking, so he stared at them for a while, then continued to eat with his head down.

Oh, he decided to eat the fruit first.

Sun Dao stood up and took some pieces of red bean cake with coconut milk. He decided to give it a try, and asked everyone to try it with him.

Yang Mo and the others took the red bean cake from him, swallowed hard, and were about to take a bite when they heard Yan Yan say.

"Huh? Why don't you guys kiss?"

The little fox found that several people were about to eat dessert, but there was no sign of kissing at all, so he couldn't help being anxious.

Xiaohuolu said that before eating dessert, you must kiss, otherwise it is wrong, and you will be punished if you break the rules.

The few people looked at each other, looking at each other, not knowing what the little guy was talking about.

His tone was so taken for granted that they really thought they had done something wrong for a moment.

Yan Yue, who had been watching the play by the side, couldn't keep silent, gave a fake cough, and said to the little guy solemnly: "They don't have a daughter-in-law, so they don't need to kiss."

Several people:……

Wow!Do single dogs have no dog rights?

Also, what is the gui that needs a kiss to eat dessert?You are deceiving children like this, it is against the law!

The little guy looks so tender and small, if he is a minor, I will sue you for molesting a minor!

There were countless complaints in his heart, and there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping, but his face remained calm, mainly because he didn't dare to change his face, and said haha: "That's right, we don't have a daughter-in-law and we don't need to kiss."

Little guy: "Oh."

Keep bowing your head for dessert.

Several people:……

When he went back, the little fox really carried a few desserts in his bag, all of which he wanted to eat but couldn't eat now, so he could continue to eat tomorrow.

Yan Yue thought it was funny, seeing the little guy with desserts in the corner, like a mouse eating sesame oil, he didn't think he was ashamed at all, but rather cute, innocent and simple.

The contented little fellow weighed his bag with tomorrow's snacks in his arms, and finally gave Yan Yue a wink that we can leave.

Yan Yue smiled and put his arms around his shoulders, "Let's go."

Before leaving, Sun Dao secretly stuffed something into Yan Yue's hand while the little fox was not paying attention, and said in a low voice, "Brother Yue, don't say that brother won't help you. Look at your little daughter-in-law, you haven't seen it yet." □□? Try this, go back and make your wish come true.”

Yan Yue glanced at him and left.

He weighed the things in his hands, and when he walked past the trash can, he threw them away.

Heh, what Yan Yue wants to get, does he need to rely on external things?

The little fox asked curiously, "Why throw it away?"

Yan Yue: "Social moths."

Little Fox: "...Oh."