[Transmigration Book] Thank you for not killing your roommate

For Lu Mu, this was obviously a thrilling and unforgettable morning.

When he opened his eyes to prepare for a new day, he found himself lying on the same bed with his roommate Sufeng, naked.

The hero, on the bed.

The wind blows Ding Dingdan to chill.

Yes, Su Feng is not only his junior brother and roommate, but also the hero of this world!

If he just slept with his roommate, it would not be a big deal to pat his ass after waking up with Lu's routine, but... the one who slept was not an ordinary roommate, but the male protagonist.While Lu Mu was stunned to realize this, he was extremely desperate and hopeless.

Who is Su Feng?

What's so special is the first male protagonist in the classic cool article "Reverse War Mountain and River"!Although this book is a classic and refreshing novel, it is purely for the sake of refreshing with all kinds of misconceptions. For example, the second half of the storyline is basically: Offended the hero?Hehe, slaughter your whole family!Dare to block the way?Hehe, slaughter your whole family!Better than the hero?Can't bear it!Kill your whole family...

All in all, in the second half of this article, the author doesn’t know what hit him in reality that caused him to choose to take revenge on the society in the novel. Almost every chapter is about the male protagonist killing all directions. Those who are convinced will stay as younger brothers, and those who are not convinced Just kill, kill, kill, abuse!Although the plot in the first half of this article is not much better, but at least there is a bit of foreshadowing logic, and the second half directly turns into a simple and rude one for fun.

I don’t know what kind of metaphysics this is. This article was unknown when it was serialized in the first half, but after the author chose to retaliate against the society and gave up thinking, it became popular. It became popular in a way of polarizing comments, and the way of ice and fire. stand up.

Every day, a large number of defenders under the banner of morality score negative points under the text, and there are also a large number of "primary school" readers who support the points. Everyone on the site knew about the wonderful situation in the comment area of ​​"Reverse War Mountain and River", and later even many readers from other sites came to watch this article's comments specially because of its reputation.

This book climbed to the gold list under such weird circumstances, and after standing on the gold list for nearly a year-it was a pit.

Lu Mu heard about this article for a long time, and the famous name deliberately downloaded the TXT file from a certain website, but it was probably because he had read too many Tianlei male frequency articles before reading "Reverse War Mountains and Rivers", so that he read this book to open the male frequency and enter Tianlei. Wen Shi in Lei's vulgar era thought it was nothing more than that.There is no way, because the popularity of "Reverse Fighting Mountains and Rivers" let everyone know that there is a kind of red called black red, which caused countless authors to follow suit, challenging people's three views in various ways in the article, lowering the lower limit, and doing everything in order to attract attention Extremely, until finally this kind of chaos was ended in the country's announcement to rectify the Internet atmosphere and crack down on pornography and illegal activities.

Lu Mu usually reads the article just for entertainment, so unless there is something particularly impressive in the article, he will basically forget it not long after reading it.

Now he can finally realize that what he is wearing is "Reverse War Mountain and River" because it is so rare that there are male protagonists who are dreaming about chrysanthemums! ! !

In fact, the correct way to open the plot should be like this: he, Lu Mu, the first cannon fodder the hero meets after entering the sect, and at the same time as the hero's roommate, because he peeped at the beauty of the hero (?), so in a male protagonist When the main body was temporarily paralyzed due to a mistake in his practice, the cannon fodder took advantage of the danger and attempted to force [Beep——] The male lead, the result is known without thinking. The male lead suddenly forcibly broke through the realm at a critical moment, and then kicked the cannon fodder into nine pieces. .

However, something went wrong now, this cannon fodder was pierced by Lu Mu, who had the same name as him, and the traverser Lu Mu was a pure zero.

The traverser Lu Mu himself is an uncle who likes mature men, and obviously has no interest in this young male lead who is two months younger than him.

It's just that fate is powerful. Even though the original trajectory of this world has been distorted by various unintentional actions after Lu Mu passed through seven years ago, Tiandao seems to be more prescient. Even if the details change, the overall direction remains the same.

So just yesterday, on a night full of flowers and full moon, Lu Mu slept until midnight and suddenly felt hot all over his body, and his blood rushed downward like the arrival of his aunt. Enhanced version of Vigo.

He started to rub the quilt, but after a while, it was obvious that the quilt could no longer satisfy his desire.

At this moment, Lu Mu caught a glimpse of Su Feng on the opposite bed, and for a moment, his head was full of blood burning his reason. Finally, he stretched out his magic palm to the temporarily paralyzed male protagonist who was still following the original plot...

The poor male protagonist, the boy who had just turned [-] was murdered by his brother in the same room.

But at this time the plot changed again, the hero didn't break through at the critical moment, and Lu Mu didn't forget that he was a subject even though he was a sperm, so the two of them [beep——] had a good time, and the next day When Lu Mu woke up and found that he was entangled in another body like an octopus, his head went blank for a moment.

"Brother-"

When Lu Mu was secretly sad at the bedside, the male protagonist's hoarse voice with the characteristics of voice change suddenly came from behind him, and Lu Mu was so frightened that he almost fell off the bed in a hurry.

He twitched the corners of his mouth, concealed his embarrassment with a stiff smile, and said, "Master, junior brother, are you awake?"

As soon as this question was asked, Lu Mu wanted to slap himself. Isn't this nonsense!Lu Mu glanced at the other party secretly, and coincidentally met Su Feng's deep black eyes, and Su Feng looked back at Lu Mu blankly and indifferently, with a feeling of despair.

For a moment, Lu Mu felt that he was really guilty. Although he didn't understand why he did what he did last night, but when he thought of forcing Su Feng, who was still a young boy, to do this and that... What I think about the most outside of losing is, it's over!After the male lead opens up, he must be chopped into meat sauce.

"Brother, you last night..."

The boy with the unfading baby fat on his face darkened his eyes after saying a few words, and then turned his head away. In Lu Mu's eyes, it was obviously like being raped [beep——] After a great trauma, I don't want to recall it at all.

Lu Mu thought: broken!Sure enough, it caused a psychological shadow on the male protagonist.

As the protagonist of the male series, Sufeng is undoubtedly a straight man, and his aesthetics is also a typical straight man's aesthetic, probably because of the lack of maternal love when he was young, the girls in Sufeng's harem group are all turbulent without exception, anyway, they all have obvious differences Femininity, never give gay guys a chance.

"Brother, it was all the brother's fault last night. It was the brother who was confused for a while!" Lu Mu couldn't find a good solution after thinking about it, and then thought that the matter had happened and could not be reversed, so he simply turned his heart, "This matter Let's just pretend it never happened, and if we don't mention it again, Senior Brother will definitely make it up to you!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Mu felt that what he said just now was a bit like a scumbag sentence, but he didn't bother to think about it anymore, so he just behaved well in the future, and see if the male lead can see if he will forgive him for the sake of opening up for him. He died.

After hearing this, Sufeng turned his head again, his expression was still unpredictable, when Lu Mu was stared at by his dark eyes, Sufeng uttered the word "good".Not to mention whether Su Feng's word "good" at this time was sincere or false, Lu Mu let out a sigh of relief, and then suddenly remembered that the mess left after waking up for so long last night was not cleaned up, Lu Mu hurriedly climbed out of bed .

"Ahem, I'm going to fetch a basin of water to wipe your body."

Just as Lu Mu was about to go out, Su Feng said: "Brother, you haven't put on your clothes yet."

Lu Mu was stunned, looked down, and felt that there was nothing but emptiness. The long robes of the ancients could cover them tightly even if they didn't wear pants inside. Besides, the well was only two steps away from the door, so Lu Mu I was too lazy to put on my pants because I was greedy for convenience.

But now that Sufeng mentioned it, he had no choice but to pick up the trousers that were left at the foot of the bed. As soon as he lifted his legs to put on the trousers, what Sufeng left in his body last night flowed out with his movements.Lu Mu secretly said "Fuck", and his cheeks to the tips of his ears were all red.

Lu Mu hurriedly pulled up his trousers and went out, without noticing that Su Feng behind him had frighteningly hot eyes when he saw that scene.

Not long after, Lu Mu came in with a basin of water. After wringing out the towel, he wiped Sufeng's body first.When he woke up this morning, he was so shocked that he didn't take a closer look at it. Now when he was helping Su wipe himself off, he realized that the battle last night was really not so fierce. He could only see star-white dots on Sufeng's body, and all kinds of traces were left behind. There are so many that I don't know who left them.

Lu Mu was so ashamed that he couldn't bear to look directly at him, he hastily cleaned up Sufeng and moved him to his bed, then packed the changed clothes and bed together and prepared to throw it away later.

After getting the male lead done well, Lu Mu began to struggle with how to clean himself up. As a veteran driver, although he has read countless films and has rich theoretical knowledge, it was the first time he talked about practice last night.In fact, it's quite sad to think about it. Normally, after XO, they attack and serve, but look at yourself, motherfucker!Not to mention letting the male lead serve him, he now only hopes that the male lead will not kill him in the future.

I heard that those things left in the body for too long will cause stomach upset, so Lu Mu quickly got another basin of water, and then hid behind the screen with a bitter face, cleaning the inside of his body with his fingers.

Su Feng on the bed probably guessed what his senior brother was doing. Hearing the sound of dripping water and the occasional groans that leaked from his senior brother's mouth, Su Feng only hated why he couldn't move because of a mistake in cultivation.Although unable to move, there are still basic physiological reactions, especially Su Feng, who has just tasted the taste of meat, and the adolescent boy himself has poor self-control, so he quickly reacted.

Su Feng secretly thought that something was wrong, if the senior brother came back and saw him like this, then the image he pretended just now would be seen through.But the more anxious he was to get rid of it, the more energetic the thing was. Sufeng was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. Finally, when he heard that his brother had washed up and was packing up his things and was about to come out, Sufeng was so anxious that he forced it to run in desperation. The zhenqi in the body, because the zhenqi forcibly collided with the originally blocked meridians, for a moment Sufeng was in pain, cold sweat slipped from his forehead, and the thing under him immediately knelt down, and then Sufeng felt a sweetness in his throat—— He can move!

Su Feng: "..."

☆. Survival manual after crossing

I saw a young woman walking towards the hut where Su Feng lived with a medicine bowl in her hand, but compared to the medicine bowl in her hand, it was obvious that the flesh on her chest was more eye-catching. [Here a few words are omitted for the description of Roshan, the Great Demon King of Roshan], and the young woman's buttocks are also very beautiful, plump and upright, full of sensuality, people can't help but imagine [beep beep beep—harmonious notes sounded].

The disciples who happened to meet along the way couldn't help sneaking glances at the figure of the young woman, who was able to wear the desolate and abstinent Taoist robe like a prostitute, I am afraid that Chunyang is also alone.