[Transmigration Book] Thank you for not killing your roommate

There are tens of thousands of time travelers these years, and out of ten protagonists killed by a random brick falling down, nine are time travelers, and the remaining one is rebirth.

A few years ago, being a time traveler was basically 100% the protagonist's mission. However, since the rise of book travel, time travel has also become a dangerous job.No matter how dick the traverser is, he may not be as dick as the original protagonist, unless this is a slap in the face against Su Wen.So it wasn't long before Lu Mu found out that he was happy after wearing it, and soon thought of a series of anti-stallion anti-Su Wen, and his mood changed from "I wear it! I'm going to post it!" to a wait-and-see attitude.

Lu Mu is not sure if he is wearing Wen. First of all, the sect he is currently in is called Xuanjizong, a sect name that is rotten in all major novels and games. Then Lu Mu gets it from the memory of the original owner, except for Xuanjizong. , The more famous sects in this world are: Wudang, Tangmen, Kongchan Temple, Baiyunwu... Damn it!Another bad name.

Lu Mu pressed his forehead hard, not to mention whether he can still be sure whether he is wearing a book, even if he knows that he is wearing a book, he can't be sure which book he is wearing!

So Lu Mu immediately turned on the lights to fight at night and listed a detailed plan. As a far-sighted modern traveler, he made the following arrangements for future actions.

①Every hard worker is a potential stock.

According to the online articles he has read over the years, most of the male protagonists in the male series will make you wonder if he was an angel with broken wings in his previous life at the beginning.Because it is to make the readers feel better when the protagonist counterattacks in the future, the male protagonist’s upgrade flow is basically the harder the male protagonist is at the beginning, the better. They are always despised and disgusted by their surroundings due to various natural reasons. All the sufferings are all for the moment when the golden finger is lit up. The stronger the contrast, the greater the impact will be, and the readers will feel better about the text.

In view of this, Lu Mu decided that in the future, he would pay more attention to the physical and mental health of the disciples in Guannei, provide timely help to victims of group violence, and severely crack down on violence within the sect.

②Leave a line in everything.

At the beginning, the protagonists were all partners of justice. However, with such a bad setting, some readers began to feel fatigued, and under the influence of the rebellious mentality, the protagonist was either good or evil or simply a villain.

You never know, once upon a time, the leader of the Demon Cult you chased and killed turned around and became the protagonist, and you became the biggest cannon fodder.

However, Lu Mu is still far away from the days of traveling down the mountain, so there is no need to worry for the time being.Anyway, according to experience, if you meet a boss with a good face and a dick who is a winner in life at first glance, then you should consider it carefully...

③ Be low-key and connotative.

It is said that the big tree attracts the wind, and the gun shoots out the forest birds.You are not RMB, how can you guarantee that everyone loves you?

No matter how good you are at ordinary times, there is no guarantee that the protagonist you will meet will be a villain who cares about everything. Therefore, it is better to keep a low profile at ordinary times. Don't be too stealthy in major competitions. No. 1 is fine, you should take the first place Two, to prevent the protagonist from remembering how to retaliate against you in the future.

The above are the survival elements of time travel summed up by Lu Mu.

If it turns out that what he is wearing is not a book, and he is really the protagonist of this episode, then he is worthy of what he has done above, ① the hard-working guy he helped will become his most loyal little brother, ② the devil he let go Maybe he will become his good friend, as for ③... If he is really the protagonist, even No.2 can't hide his aura of the protagonist!

No matter how you look at this plan, you can advance, attack, retreat, or defend.

At the beginning, Lu Mu went deep into the bottom of the sect to conduct investigations, and listed those who he thought had potential.Facts have proved that his wide-ranging fishing nets are still very effective, because the male protagonist Su Feng happens to be on his care list, but it doesn't matter, just because of what happened last night, all previous efforts have come to naught! ! !

Think about how hard it has been for me to become a holy father and a good man recognized by the sect for the past seven years, but in the end, I can't live up to the destiny, not to mention how crazy Lu Mu is.

wrong!If you think about it, there is still a chance to save it, for example, the plot still doesn't go as it should.Lu Mu began to think hard about the original plot of "Reverse Fighting Mountains and Rivers". The protagonist finally broke through the realm and contacted the paralyzed state under the condition of anger, and then chopped the cannon fodder that was about to carry the gun into the cave into nine pieces, and then chopped the three souls of the cannon fodder into nine pieces. After the Seven Souls were also dispersed, the protagonist finally calmed down, and then realized that he was about to face a big event.

A qualified cannon fodder not only brings all kinds of troubles to the protagonist during his lifetime, but also makes the protagonist restless after death.

"Lu Mu" is not an ordinary cannon fodder, he is a cannon fodder with a backer. The second elder of Xuanji Sect is his own uncle, but the second elder went to retreat to practice 200 years ago.So during the gap when the second elder was leaving the customs, the protagonist successfully hooked up with the junior sister... No, this is the plot of "Supreme Evil Lord" next door.

Lu Mu continued to think hard. Given that there are too many routines by men, most of the novels will be written by the same person after removing the author’s name and the title of the novel. The first beauty in the sect, and then began to be hunted down.

Because of Lu Mu's concern for the daily social life of the sect's disciples, the number of bullying incidents within the sect has dropped significantly, and the cohesion of the disciples has reached a record high. Therefore, now Lu Mu can't judge that there are so many girls in the sect, which one will be in the future? Will have an affair with the male lead!

Just as Lu Mu was squatting on the ground and scratching with twigs, a pair of embroidered shoes appeared in front of his eyes, and then a gentle female voice sounded from above his head: "Huh? Isn't this Lu Mu? Why are you squatting at the door? Really, clothes I don’t wear more than one, what should I do if I catch a cold.”

As soon as Lu Mu raised his head, two towering mountains came into view, and those two fleshy mountains directly covered the person's head.

Lu Mu: "..."

Fuck!I seem to remember.

Lu Mu stood up from the ground with a whoosh, and the person who came was not what he expected, it was the suzerain's wife Meng Yao.

Meng Yao, another bad street name, if it weren't for the two lumps of flesh on her chest, Lu Mu might not have recognized that she would be the first woman the male lead took in.

Think about "Reverse Fighting Mountains and Rivers" as a novel that created an unlimited stream. First, the author "My Teddy Can Go to Heaven" made a breakthrough with the first woman the protagonist received.In the past male-breeding marvels, the first woman of the male protagonist is often the senior sister, or the first beauty of other sects, but my Teddy can go to heaven, he chose a more exciting mode, male The first thing the Lord did was the Suzerain's wife!They all say: A wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than stealing, and stealing is worse than not getting it.Da Da is well versed in the way of people's hearts, saying that ordinary girls are already OUT, and mature wives are the right way!

As soon as the plot where the hero and his wife hook up was released, there was an uproar in the comments as expected, and many readers expressed that they could not accept it! ! !They can accept ○○①, but they can't tolerate the right and wrong of the male protagonist's first woman! ! !After all, most of the readers are single nerds, and they usually rely on the male lead to pick up girls to comfort their lonely hearts. It is probably out of some kind of first love complex, readers always embrace the male lead as the first woman. Beautiful imagination, and as for the latter, it doesn't matter.

So when they saw that the male protagonist was the first to accept a ○○ who had already been XOed, and because of this wife, he was about to end up like a street rat, the readers were blown up.

Because "Reverse War Mountain and River" was still in the early stages of serialization, this article hadn't become popular yet, and my Teddy hadn't been made a god yet. As a little transparent, the willful result often means that a large number of readers will be lost and flustered. street.Therefore, unable to withstand the overwhelming opposition from the masses, my Teddy can go to heaven and finally chose the market between the market and personal bad tastes, and made a concession. In the next chapter, I added such a setting for Meng Yao.

Meng Yao and Qin Tian, ​​the patriarch of the Xuanji Sect, have been married for more than twenty years. As a husband and wife, it is impossible for them not to have sex.

But at this time, the problem lies with Qin Tian, ​​because the first requirement of the kung fu Hui Ming Jue that Qin Tian learned is for the practitioners: to keep the body of Yuan Yang undisturbed before the success of the kung fu.

And because of practicing the Obscure Art, Qin Tian's own desires are also extremely weak.Except for the day when he became a Taoist couple with Meng Yao, under Meng Yao's expectation [beep——], Qin Tian only took it as a task during the process, and he still didn't shoot [beep——] until the end.Looking back on the process after the aftermath, Meng Yao felt ashamed, secretly hated her own penis, but also resented Qin Tian's incomprehension of style.

Meng Yao had tasted the joy of intercourse since she broke her body that day, and she really wanted to know the taste, but Qin Tian shared the bed with Meng Yao that day, and after the ceremony, the two slept in separate rooms and treated each other like guests on weekdays.As an upright woman, Meng Yao was taught to be reserved as a woman since she was a child, so how could she take the initiative to ask for sex like a ~~!But the body is obviously more honest than the heart. Even though Meng Yao restrains her inner thoughts, she can't help waking up in the middle of the night between her legs...

It is said that a woman at thirty can sit on the ground and suck dirt. Meng Yao's exact age is not known, but it is obviously not bad.Once a beautiful woman became a woman of desire, Meng Yao finally couldn't bear to use props to distract her during countless lonely nights.

After this setting was made, the anger of the readers was calmed down a little bit, and my Teddy was able to go to the sky and act cute in the text: "Anyway, he didn't show his body, everyone treats the suzerain as a human [beep——] weapon."

Readers reluctantly accepted this statement, and after this background was set, many people began to express sympathy and understanding for Meng Yao, and at the same time strongly condemned Qin Tian who was incomprehensible and violent!

Reader A: Damn!Leave a stunner alone and don't do it, every day is just practice, practice, practice!Fix your sister!Don't give it to us!

Reader B: I seriously suspect that Qin Tian is just like Liu Xiahui, either gay or impotent. Giving him such a good girl is a waste of resources!Support the protagonist to give condolences!

Reader C: How is this different from widowhood!The protagonist is an act of justice!

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Lu Mu shivered suddenly.

Meng Yaojiao scolded: "Look, everyone said that it is easy to illuminate like this! By the way, I remember that your junior brother had a mistake in his cultivation a few days ago, and now he is paralyzed in bed with damaged tendons. It has a miraculous effect, so I specially cooked a bowl of medicine to see if it can help."

The alarm bells rang in Lu Mu's heart. When he saw the suzerain's wife, he was gay, so he couldn't get Meng Yao's charm. The only thing he felt was that the lady's breasts were really big.But looking back now, Meng Yao has a big chest and a sweet voice, which is really a killer for straight men.

It is not unreasonable for Sufeng to fall in love with Meng Yao. Sufeng has been abandoned by his parents since he was born. He has always been an orphan struggling to survive at the bottom of society. His lackey beat him to death in the street, because he felt weak and powerless at that time, so Sufeng had the determination to practice and become stronger to avenge his adoptive father.However, after finally coming to the Xuanji Sect, he was told that his aptitude was too poor. Sufeng refused to give up, and knelt in front of the Xuanji Sect for seven days and nights until he passed out from exhaustion.

Finally, a steward in the Xuanji Sect couldn't stand it anymore, and asked the suzerain to sell his favor, so Sufeng was able to enter.

Needless to say, after entering the school, he was bullied by fellow teachers because of his poor qualifications.After being beaten once, Sufeng ran into Meng Yao on the way back to the dormitory. Seeing that he was so injured that he couldn't even walk, Meng Yao became pregnant. In the process of bringing wound medicine to Su Feng and complaining about Su Feng's grievances, he had such a different feeling for this boy.And under Meng Yao's broad chest and considerate care, Su Feng felt a mother's love for the first time and also developed a different kind of emotion towards Meng Yao.

The author has something to say: ①The words ren and qi are harmonized