BOSS three and a half inches

Wen Le was so busy that it was dark.The Q/Q he used for work keeps beating, and seven or eight dialog boxes pop up when he opens it at random.While answering the phone and explaining to the client, Wen Le typed the reply with one hand with difficulty, never noticing that there was a missed call on his mobile phone in the drawer.

After finally making it to the lunch break, Wen Le had time to glance at his phone while queuing up for the microwave oven to heat up the meal.Seeing this, he was suddenly dumbfounded.

A missed call.

It's nothing, office workers, it's not like they carry their mobile phones with them anytime and anywhere, so it's normal to have missed calls.

It's a missed call from my mother.

It doesn't matter, parents will be considerate of their children and won't be angry because they don't answer the phone.As for whether you will be worried?It's just that he didn't answer the phone. He was at work, so what could happen.

A text message.

It was this text message that made Wen Le cry out.

[Lele, your mother and I went to Europe to play, and you, Uncle Zhang and Uncle Shen, are with you, so don't worry.We put Nini in your house, remember to take good care of your sister.If the little princess is wronged, be careful when your mother comes back to clean you up. 】

Who is Nini?

A silver-gray American short-haired cat, Han Mingzhu's favorite, and the favorite pet of the second elder.In terms of status, Wen Le, his own son, is not as popular as Nini.

Wen Le has always liked cute things. If he hadn't been allergic and couldn't keep cats and dogs, his family would have been surrounded by cats and dogs.Wen's parents also love small animals, but because their son has never kept a pet.As a result, as soon as Wen Le moved out independently, Han Mingzhu couldn't wait to buy a cat.So when it comes to the fanaticism of loving cute things, this family is really on par.

Wen Le is usually very jealous of Nini, and always wants to hug and touch her, but her parents stop them because they are afraid of allergies.Now that Nini was sent to him, it should have been a happy thing, but——Wen Le couldn't be happier when he thought of having a shrunken boss at home!

What do cats eat?

meat.

What does the cat scratch?

mouse.

Does the boss look like a mouse?

Not at all!Not at all!Not at all!But... the boss is easier to kill than a mouse.

Thinking that the boss might die, Wen Le broke out in a cold sweat.Although he didn't kill the boss himself, but seriously, this life debt will also fall on his head.And the BOSS is so cute and cute, even Wen Le hasn't seen enough, how could he bear to let the BOSS get hurt.

Ding.

The microwave oven beeped, but Wen Le stood there in a daze, not going to get the lunch box.

My colleague Xiao Wang asked curiously: "Brother Wen, what are you thinking? The meal is hot, go get it quickly."

Wen Le hesitated for a while, and finally sighed, instead of picking up the lunch box, he rushed out.

Xiao Wang looked blank: "Brother Wen, what's the matter, he didn't care about the food, and ran out in a hurry?"

A woman snickered: "Xiao Wang, I didn't see that Xiao Wen was looking at his mobile phone just now. I guess, it's probably because his girlfriend sent some messages, so he rushed over in such a hurry. Tsk tsk tsk, young man Man, youth is wonderful."

Wen Le took a taxi to go home, and the close contact between the boss and the cat had already happened.

Now Deer Dog is doing the battle commentary for everyone, and the current confrontation is the boss Ye Lingyun and the cat Nini.

The blue player, with a combat power of 5, seems to be in a bad situation;

The red team player, with a combat power of 100, is ready to go, and seems to be going on the offensive!

Sharp claws popped out of the big cat's fleshy foot pads, bloodthirsty light shone in its vertical pupils, and it approached the boss lightly. This posture was clearly intended to tear the boss apart.

Boss's heart trembled. Although he moved very fast, it was compared to Wen Le.As we all know, cats are master hunters among small carnivores. In terms of lightness and quickness of movement, they are far superior to humans. Although the boss is arrogant, he is not arrogant, and will not blindly think that he can defeat a powerful hunter.

Meow.

Nini's claws slammed down. Although the boss had been prepared for a long time, he was almost scratched by the tip of the claws.Compared to the agility value, the current boss is really no match for the cat.

Too bad, what should I do?Is it time to risk waking up the big one?

The boss thought about it, although he could choose to escape, but the house is not big, no matter where he hides, the cat can still approach him.Hide, there is no place to hide; run, run, you can't win; could it be that he, a majestic swordsman, will kill a cat?If those devil thieves who died under the sword of the boss knew that he had such a miserable and depressing moment, they would probably laugh in hell.If you die, you will die, but you must not die so aggrieved!

Seeing that the first attack was unsuccessful, Nini became more interested in the BOSS. Its striped tail happily wagged and bent, pacing and circling around the BOSS on the sofa.

Faced with such a harsh and dangerous situation, the BOSS calmed down instead. He is unarmed and weak, and reckless fighting is definitely not enough. If he wants to gain a chance of survival, he can only attack his weaknesses and win by cleverness.

Nini attacked again.

The BOSS let the big cat rush towards him without moving a hair, until the ferocious fangs approached his handsome face, the BOSS shot like lightning and grabbed Nini's beard.

Meow woo woo!

Nini kept screaming in pain. If translated into human language, it would probably be like shit. Although the BOSS didn't pull off the cat's important whiskers, it held it tightly. As Nini shook her head, the BOSS was also thrown back and forth.

Speaking of which, Nini was lucky, originally the boss wanted to attack its eyes.No matter how strong the creatures in the world are, as long as they are injured in the eyes, they will basically only have the miserable end of being injured and howling.If it weren't for the boss's hand being too short to poke the cat's eyes, poor Nini would have almost turned into a one-eyed cat.

Boss felt that the cat's whiskers were really strong, his whole body weight was hanging on it, and it was still not broken.

Hmph, if you want to eat me, it depends on whether you have the ability!

Nini is a pampered pet cat. How often has she suffered such hardships? Since she was born, she has been loved and cared for by humans.However, it suffered a loss before and was just unable to guard against it, but now it was aroused by the pain to be wild, and its claws quickly grabbed the boss. If it was scratched, the boss would definitely become a sieve that leaked blood.

The BOSS wisely chose to let go, and was ready for a flee-attack-flight battle, but before he jumped off the sofa, a paw pounced on him, pressing firmly on his body.

My life is over.

Boss smiled wryly and closed his eyes, quietly waiting for the last moment.

Wen Le arrived downstairs in the apartment, and after waiting for the elevator for a long time, he ran up the stairs in a hurry.After going up to the fifth floor in one breath, Wen Le panted and took out the key to open the door.

"Little Leaf!"

There was a trace of fear in Wen Le's voice, and his voice trembled a little.

It's okay, be okay!

It was quiet in the house, and no one responded to him.

Wen Le was extremely anxious: "Ye Lingyun, are you okay? Nini, Nini, come here quickly!"

"It's so noisy, can't you let me play with this stupid cat for a while?"

A lazy and arrogant male voice sounded, and following the voice, a silver-gray tabby cat slowly came out of the kitchen, and on the cat's back was a little man less than three and a half inches tall Sitting on it, he opened his mouth lazily.

WTF!Cat knight?

Wen Le expressed that his heart was very stuffy. He took the risk of being recorded as absenteeism and deducting his salary by taking a taxi home. Although he didn't want to see the bloody scene, he didn't expect to see the warm scene of the BOSS cat and his family.This style of painting changes too fast, the kid doesn't understand.

[Tianyin: Ahem, let's play it back. 】

Nini held the boss firmly, opened her mouth to grab him. The boss thought that the other party would immediately open his bloody mouth and rub him to a crisp, but the latter quickly let go of him, and just lowered his head and sniffed him a few times.

Why is this so?

The answer is simple.

Nini is a pet cat and has never eaten a live pet cat.

What is a pet cat?A nobleman who can live in harmony with animals such as dogs, parrots, etc., and who is too cunning to eat dirty blood like rats.The previous so-called attack was just that Nini thought that the boss was a small moving toy, like the ball that Han Mingzhu bought for it to play with, so it wanted to play with the boss.Once Nini catches the boss and finds that the boss looks and smells like a human, it won't attack.

Nini: Hmph, I don’t know how to eat raw cat food. I want to eat delicious imported canned cat food.Human beings are my cat's shit shoveler, the best, the best, I won't eat him.

The BOSS was already bold, and when he found out that Nini was not malicious, he groomed and scratched the silly cat's ears, successfully winning Nini's favor.Nini meowed with joy, and played a game with this freshly baked playmate.Then, the BOSS turned over and rode on the head of Uncle Cat.

Seeing the majestic BOSS riding a tabby cat rubbing against her side, Wen Le complained weakly: "Little Ye Zi, are you Wu Song?"

Damn, my perfect attendance award, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it is not worth it to ruin this stupid boss!

The author has something to say:

Our dogs and cats basically lose in fights.

Big dogs are useless, but cats are cunning and fast, making dogs bark when scratched.