BOSS three and a half inches
Chapter 11 BOSS vs Cats
Wen Le looked at "Cat Knight" helplessly, and hurried back hungry again.Fortunately, God blessed him, there was no traffic jam on the road, and Wen Le successfully kept his full attendance, but his stomach was still sour when he went to work in the afternoon.Fortunately, Wen Le's colleague Wu Qian is a gentle and considerate girl. Seeing that Wen Le didn't touch the lunch box at noon, she secretly gave her chocolate to Wen Le.Wen Le pretended to go to the bathroom again, ran to the 711 convenience store downstairs and ate two meat buns, and managed to stay until 6 o'clock to get off work.
As soon as he got home, Wen Le almost rushed to the kitchen, made a dish and a soup as fast as he could, and quickly ate. BOSS looked at the tofu and vegetable soup with disgust, and continued to eat his fried pork with mushrooms.And the delicate and delicate Miss Nini tasted the imported canned meat and drank the mellow milk with relish.
BOSS: ... My heart is so stuffy, people are not as good as cats.
After a full meal, Wen Le finally regained his vitality. He didn't want to go online today, so he just sat on the sofa and turned on the TV to watch variety shows to pass the time.
Nini easily jumped onto the sofa, and naturally went to Wen Le's arms to lie down, then paw lightly with her small paws, motioning for someone to serve her.When Wen Le returned home, he had seen how his mother doted on little princess Nini. He also wished for such a cute and lively little guy to kiss him, so he would gently scratch it.Nini lay lazily on Wen Le's lap, enjoying the meticulous caress, and couldn't help grunting in satisfaction.
Nini is satisfied, but the boss is a little unhappy.
Before the arrival of little princess Nini, it was the BOSS who enjoyed the gentle service.Seeing Wen Le serving Nini so carelessly and attentively, the BOSS who sat beside him felt coldly treated and climbed up Wen Le's arm, preparing to sit on Wen Le's shoulder.But Wen Le wanted to fondle Nini from time to time, the arm was moving around, the boss slipped down before he could sit still, and rolled around on the sofa twice.
Seeing the boss rolling around like a little hamster, Wen Le almost laughed out loud.Nini looked at the boss mockingly, sweeping her fluffy tail triumphantly.
Nini and BOSS didn't know each other. Although the two played happily all afternoon, for Nini, BOSS was just a playmate to pass the time.It’s okay to play with friends like this, but Nini will not allow outsiders (meow) to share her love.
If it wasn't for the sake of standing up in front of the boss and letting him know who is the real No. 1 in this house, Nini would not have accepted Wen Le's closeness so quickly.
The BOSS was naturally furious when he saw the cat's contemptuous eyes. It's just a useless stinking cat. Besides catching mice, he can't find treasure or spells, so why pretend to be a master in front of him.
The boss gritted his teeth and climbed up Wen Le's arm again, but this time his target was not the shoulder, but the top of the head.
Wen Le originally thought that the boss wanted to sit on his shoulder, but he didn't expect the other party to climb up his head by pulling his ears. He frowned and reached out to grab the boss.
"Little Leaf, what are you doing?"
The BOSS replied seriously: "Watch TV with you."
"Then sit on the sofa and watch."
"I just want to sit on your head."
Wen Le sighed: "A man's head can't be touched casually, let alone sit on it."
"Then I can lie down on my stomach, right?"
Wen Le: ...My heart is so stuffy, I suddenly don't want to watch TV anymore.
In the end, Nini occupied Wen Le's warm embrace, and the boss was on top of Wen Le's head. Everyone felt that they had the upper hand, and they were in a good mood.Only someone whose pet was used as a cushion sighed helplessly, why are there so many guys pushing their noses and faces these days.
At 11 o'clock, Wen Le was going to bed, but Kenini didn't lie down in her cat's bed, but jumped onto the bed, rolled into a meat ball, and slept at the end of Wen Le's bed.If it was winter, Wen Le would be very happy to have a natural and free small stove to warm his feet, but this is early summer, besides, with such a dead weight on his feet, Wen Le felt that he was sleeping When you get up, your feet will definitely be numb.
Wen Le pushed gently: "Nini, good boy, don't sleep here, go to your den."
Nini's sharp ears trembled, but she turned a deaf ear.In fact, Wen Du has always been troubled by Nini's love of sleeping on the bed. No one wants to sleep with his wife in his arms. There will always be a cat coming and inserting it in the middle. That's why he always takes Han Mingzhu to travel, just to get rid of a certain light bulb .
The real light bulb Nini who cheated both father and son: Huh, I want to sleep on the bed, no matter how expensive or comfortable the cat litter is, I just won’t sleep!
Wen Le: ...TT
Unable to persuade Mr. Cat, Wen Le can only change himself.He changed his sleeping direction and gave up the place to Nini.Although the thin blanket was suppressed, fortunately the nights in early summer were not cold, and it would be fine if Wen Le covered her less.
Boss had already been lying down on Wen Le's pillow, and was covered with a handkerchief that served as a bedding.Wen Le looked at the BOSS sleeping next to him, and at Nini lying at his feet, and fell asleep in pain and happiness.
For office workers, early morning is the busiest time.
As soon as the mobile phone alarm clock rang in the morning, Wen Le immediately got up from the bed, dressed, washed her face, combed her hair, and put water on her face. It took less than 10 minutes to finish the whole set.
After frying an egg and spreading jam on the bread, Wen Le shared a small half with the boss, while he poured cat food and milk for Nini with the bread in his mouth.
Seeing that he ate first, BOSS was very satisfied.
Seeing that she ate better, Nini was very satisfied.
Wen Le didn't know that he managed to make the favorability of one person and one cat +10 at the same time, so he hurried to work as soon as he cleaned up the bed. The boss watched Wen Le leave, so he continued to surf the Internet secretly.No matter how smart Nini is, she is still just a cat, so she just curiously watched the boss manipulate the mouse.After watching for a while, Nini felt that there was nothing to see, so she played a chase game with her own tail.
Boss looked here and there today, and suddenly, by mistake, he entered his name in the thousand-degree search box.
Although the current BOSS body is a seven-year-old child personality, no matter which personality it is, there are several same questions.
Why did he come here?
How can he go back?
Why did Wen Le know about him?
Although after several days of surfing the Internet, BOSS knows that the Internet is a good thing, and Qiandu claims to know everything with one click, but he doesn't think that there will be answers to the first and second doubts on the Internet.As for the third question, the boss previously thought that Wen Le was some kind of special person, but after getting along these few days, especially seeing that Wen Le had to go out early and work late for his livelihood, the boss naturally wouldn't think that Wen Le was something special big shot.
Since Wen Le is not a big shot, then Wen Le can recognize him, it must be because he is also a little famous in this world.With this guess in mind, the boss began to search for the word Ye Lingyun.
The search results that appear in Qiandu startled the BOSS.
[Fairy Demon Transformation Popular BOSS Ye Lingyun]
[Top Ten Handsome Guys Ye Lingyun Beauties of Immortal Demon Transformation]
【Wandering Xingkong teaches you how to correctly overthrow Ye Lingyun】
[Canglong suit Ye Lingyun first kill battle report]
[Ye Lingyun's Dropped Items Encyclopedia]
The BOSS was suddenly a little confused. He knew each of these words, but they felt strange when they were connected together.
What exactly is going on? !
Boss suppressed his excitement, and gently clicked on the introduction of Ye Lingyun on Qiandu Encyclopedia.
【Ye Lingyun, both parents died since childhood】
As soon as he saw this sentence, the boss felt relieved. He has been loved by his parents since he was a child. It seems that this Ye Lingyun is just a person with the same name and surname, not himself.But looking at it further, BOSS's pupils shrank, and his heart was full of surprise.
[Ye Lingyun grew up in the Xiaoyao Sword Sect, and learned from Li Sansi, the love sword]
No way, although there are many wonders in the world, there shouldn't be a person with the same name and surname who has joined the same school and the same teacher as me!
The BOSS watched eagerly, and the more he watched, the more frightened he became.Although there are still some things wrong, but this is clearly my own experience. There will never be another Ye Lingyun risking his life to lurk in the Heavenly Demon Palace, nor will there be a second Ye Lingyun who was misunderstood and stabbed by his teachers and friends. Coincidences can happen , but so many coincidences can only explain one thing, the so-called immortal boss Ye Lingyun is himself!
The BOSS quickly searched online games, BOSS, NPC, artificial intelligence and other unintelligible terms. After reading the explanation, he looked at the other items. He couldn't believe his eyes.
How can it be!
Obviously he is a living human being with flesh and blood, why is it a so-called computer AI.Could it be that everything I have experienced since I was a child is false, is it that the suffering and torture I have encountered are all hallucinations, is it that my pain and joy are just programmed programs...
Do not!
The boss kicked the mouse under the table angrily, wishing he could grab Wen Le's clothes and ask the truth of the matter.
I am human.
Not NPCs.
All of this... is false...
The author has something to say:
When there is more than one pet at home, the competition for favor begins.
As for the little master?Cut, who doesn't know that the status of the little master is the lowest, not as good as a dog TT
As soon as he got home, Wen Le almost rushed to the kitchen, made a dish and a soup as fast as he could, and quickly ate. BOSS looked at the tofu and vegetable soup with disgust, and continued to eat his fried pork with mushrooms.And the delicate and delicate Miss Nini tasted the imported canned meat and drank the mellow milk with relish.
BOSS: ... My heart is so stuffy, people are not as good as cats.
After a full meal, Wen Le finally regained his vitality. He didn't want to go online today, so he just sat on the sofa and turned on the TV to watch variety shows to pass the time.
Nini easily jumped onto the sofa, and naturally went to Wen Le's arms to lie down, then paw lightly with her small paws, motioning for someone to serve her.When Wen Le returned home, he had seen how his mother doted on little princess Nini. He also wished for such a cute and lively little guy to kiss him, so he would gently scratch it.Nini lay lazily on Wen Le's lap, enjoying the meticulous caress, and couldn't help grunting in satisfaction.
Nini is satisfied, but the boss is a little unhappy.
Before the arrival of little princess Nini, it was the BOSS who enjoyed the gentle service.Seeing Wen Le serving Nini so carelessly and attentively, the BOSS who sat beside him felt coldly treated and climbed up Wen Le's arm, preparing to sit on Wen Le's shoulder.But Wen Le wanted to fondle Nini from time to time, the arm was moving around, the boss slipped down before he could sit still, and rolled around on the sofa twice.
Seeing the boss rolling around like a little hamster, Wen Le almost laughed out loud.Nini looked at the boss mockingly, sweeping her fluffy tail triumphantly.
Nini and BOSS didn't know each other. Although the two played happily all afternoon, for Nini, BOSS was just a playmate to pass the time.It’s okay to play with friends like this, but Nini will not allow outsiders (meow) to share her love.
If it wasn't for the sake of standing up in front of the boss and letting him know who is the real No. 1 in this house, Nini would not have accepted Wen Le's closeness so quickly.
The BOSS was naturally furious when he saw the cat's contemptuous eyes. It's just a useless stinking cat. Besides catching mice, he can't find treasure or spells, so why pretend to be a master in front of him.
The boss gritted his teeth and climbed up Wen Le's arm again, but this time his target was not the shoulder, but the top of the head.
Wen Le originally thought that the boss wanted to sit on his shoulder, but he didn't expect the other party to climb up his head by pulling his ears. He frowned and reached out to grab the boss.
"Little Leaf, what are you doing?"
The BOSS replied seriously: "Watch TV with you."
"Then sit on the sofa and watch."
"I just want to sit on your head."
Wen Le sighed: "A man's head can't be touched casually, let alone sit on it."
"Then I can lie down on my stomach, right?"
Wen Le: ...My heart is so stuffy, I suddenly don't want to watch TV anymore.
In the end, Nini occupied Wen Le's warm embrace, and the boss was on top of Wen Le's head. Everyone felt that they had the upper hand, and they were in a good mood.Only someone whose pet was used as a cushion sighed helplessly, why are there so many guys pushing their noses and faces these days.
At 11 o'clock, Wen Le was going to bed, but Kenini didn't lie down in her cat's bed, but jumped onto the bed, rolled into a meat ball, and slept at the end of Wen Le's bed.If it was winter, Wen Le would be very happy to have a natural and free small stove to warm his feet, but this is early summer, besides, with such a dead weight on his feet, Wen Le felt that he was sleeping When you get up, your feet will definitely be numb.
Wen Le pushed gently: "Nini, good boy, don't sleep here, go to your den."
Nini's sharp ears trembled, but she turned a deaf ear.In fact, Wen Du has always been troubled by Nini's love of sleeping on the bed. No one wants to sleep with his wife in his arms. There will always be a cat coming and inserting it in the middle. That's why he always takes Han Mingzhu to travel, just to get rid of a certain light bulb .
The real light bulb Nini who cheated both father and son: Huh, I want to sleep on the bed, no matter how expensive or comfortable the cat litter is, I just won’t sleep!
Wen Le: ...TT
Unable to persuade Mr. Cat, Wen Le can only change himself.He changed his sleeping direction and gave up the place to Nini.Although the thin blanket was suppressed, fortunately the nights in early summer were not cold, and it would be fine if Wen Le covered her less.
Boss had already been lying down on Wen Le's pillow, and was covered with a handkerchief that served as a bedding.Wen Le looked at the BOSS sleeping next to him, and at Nini lying at his feet, and fell asleep in pain and happiness.
For office workers, early morning is the busiest time.
As soon as the mobile phone alarm clock rang in the morning, Wen Le immediately got up from the bed, dressed, washed her face, combed her hair, and put water on her face. It took less than 10 minutes to finish the whole set.
After frying an egg and spreading jam on the bread, Wen Le shared a small half with the boss, while he poured cat food and milk for Nini with the bread in his mouth.
Seeing that he ate first, BOSS was very satisfied.
Seeing that she ate better, Nini was very satisfied.
Wen Le didn't know that he managed to make the favorability of one person and one cat +10 at the same time, so he hurried to work as soon as he cleaned up the bed. The boss watched Wen Le leave, so he continued to surf the Internet secretly.No matter how smart Nini is, she is still just a cat, so she just curiously watched the boss manipulate the mouse.After watching for a while, Nini felt that there was nothing to see, so she played a chase game with her own tail.
Boss looked here and there today, and suddenly, by mistake, he entered his name in the thousand-degree search box.
Although the current BOSS body is a seven-year-old child personality, no matter which personality it is, there are several same questions.
Why did he come here?
How can he go back?
Why did Wen Le know about him?
Although after several days of surfing the Internet, BOSS knows that the Internet is a good thing, and Qiandu claims to know everything with one click, but he doesn't think that there will be answers to the first and second doubts on the Internet.As for the third question, the boss previously thought that Wen Le was some kind of special person, but after getting along these few days, especially seeing that Wen Le had to go out early and work late for his livelihood, the boss naturally wouldn't think that Wen Le was something special big shot.
Since Wen Le is not a big shot, then Wen Le can recognize him, it must be because he is also a little famous in this world.With this guess in mind, the boss began to search for the word Ye Lingyun.
The search results that appear in Qiandu startled the BOSS.
[Fairy Demon Transformation Popular BOSS Ye Lingyun]
[Top Ten Handsome Guys Ye Lingyun Beauties of Immortal Demon Transformation]
【Wandering Xingkong teaches you how to correctly overthrow Ye Lingyun】
[Canglong suit Ye Lingyun first kill battle report]
[Ye Lingyun's Dropped Items Encyclopedia]
The BOSS was suddenly a little confused. He knew each of these words, but they felt strange when they were connected together.
What exactly is going on? !
Boss suppressed his excitement, and gently clicked on the introduction of Ye Lingyun on Qiandu Encyclopedia.
【Ye Lingyun, both parents died since childhood】
As soon as he saw this sentence, the boss felt relieved. He has been loved by his parents since he was a child. It seems that this Ye Lingyun is just a person with the same name and surname, not himself.But looking at it further, BOSS's pupils shrank, and his heart was full of surprise.
[Ye Lingyun grew up in the Xiaoyao Sword Sect, and learned from Li Sansi, the love sword]
No way, although there are many wonders in the world, there shouldn't be a person with the same name and surname who has joined the same school and the same teacher as me!
The BOSS watched eagerly, and the more he watched, the more frightened he became.Although there are still some things wrong, but this is clearly my own experience. There will never be another Ye Lingyun risking his life to lurk in the Heavenly Demon Palace, nor will there be a second Ye Lingyun who was misunderstood and stabbed by his teachers and friends. Coincidences can happen , but so many coincidences can only explain one thing, the so-called immortal boss Ye Lingyun is himself!
The BOSS quickly searched online games, BOSS, NPC, artificial intelligence and other unintelligible terms. After reading the explanation, he looked at the other items. He couldn't believe his eyes.
How can it be!
Obviously he is a living human being with flesh and blood, why is it a so-called computer AI.Could it be that everything I have experienced since I was a child is false, is it that the suffering and torture I have encountered are all hallucinations, is it that my pain and joy are just programmed programs...
Do not!
The boss kicked the mouse under the table angrily, wishing he could grab Wen Le's clothes and ask the truth of the matter.
I am human.
Not NPCs.
All of this... is false...
The author has something to say:
When there is more than one pet at home, the competition for favor begins.
As for the little master?Cut, who doesn't know that the status of the little master is the lowest, not as good as a dog TT
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