How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Soft touch, warm temperature...

When Osamu Dazai regained his consciousness, this was the feeling that spread all over his body.

"You're awake!"

A familiar voice sounded, Osamu Dazai who was disturbed frowned slightly, then turned over and got into bed.

It's so noisy, I'm a little dizzy, I'd better sleep for a while, as long as I can fall asleep, I won't feel anything.

In the next second, he was covered heavily, and the heavy quilt that gave people a sense of security was lifted directly, and the cold air came in all at once.

so cold! !

Osamu Dazai curled up like a chubby cat, and then opened his eyes sleepily...

It was Wu Zhenzai, who was staring at him with crooked eyebrows.

Osamu Dazai, who discovered this, got up weakly, and then tightly grasped the quilt in Buteizai's hand, and pulled it lightly.

Seeing Buteizai who fell on him, Dazai turned around abruptly, and hugged him like he was hugging a pillow.

He put his head on Wu Jingzai's shoulder and rubbed it a few times, then pulled the quilt up, and planned to continue to sleep with his eyes closed.

Taking all this into his eyes, Butei Zai couldn't laugh or cry, held Dazai Osamu's cheek, and gently pressed the corner of Dazai Osamu's eyes with his fingers.

Then he gently approached the end of the eyes, kissed, licked...

Under such repeated interruptions, Osamu Dazai, who could not sleep at all, opened his eyes and yawned weakly, "Dazai, what are you doing?"

This kind of touching and hugging, as well as that sticky feeling, will remind me of some bad things.

"I want to know what happened..."

Buteizai spoke in a gentle tone, and asked a trivial question in passing: "For example, what is that green monster, and why were you caught by him?"

Having said that, he looked at Osamu Dazai's eyes that were reddened by himself, and secretly laughed in his heart——

Well, it's so pretty...

It's like being bullied and crying abruptly.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai thought of the tentacles that bound his whole body and the slime that penetrated his skin...

Well--

He couldn't help getting up and retching into the trash can next to the bed.

Disgusting, disgusting, really disgusting! ! !

After all, this body is a soul body. Although the memory of his life can reflect the corresponding physiological needs for different situations, in the absence of a real stomach pouch and the contents of the stomach pouch, retching for a long time is nothing. There is no end to spit out.

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Takenzai pulled him over, and then used his hands to slide down the opponent's back continuously like stroking a cat.

"Calm down, calm down, it's all over," he said.

Osamu Dazai raised his head, tears filled his eyes, "I'm so uncomfortable..."

He said so, and then got into Wu Zhenzai's arms, and sat on the opponent's lap with his legs apart.

This look looks more like someone seized the opportunity to bully him severely and then came to complain to his parents after being wronged.

"If I'm not mistaken, that guy is called Cthulhu..."

Osamu Dazai recalled the whisper he heard before he fell into a coma, and shared some basic information he knew with Buteizai in a deliberate tone, "If you really want to say, he and Tinda who met at the water manor earlier The Hound of Ross is an existence of the same nature."

It's just that this time the guy is more advanced and difficult to deal with, well, it's about the difference between ordinary bullets and missiles.

After Osamu Dazai finished talking about the relevant things with Buteizai, he saw Buteizai showing a dangerous smile.

"By the way, I suddenly remembered that there is one more question I want to ask you..."

He said so, and then stretched out his hand to lift Dazai Osamu's hair, "Suddenly left a letter at home saying that I have something to go out, can you tell me what kind of thing it is?"

Wu Jingzai used his fingers to gently comb the hair that was knotted and knotted due to rolling in the bed, and then put it on his lips and kissed it lightly.

"It's nothing, it's just that my friend found a new place to play, and then I was invited to go there~"

Finding people across the world = being invited to travel.

no problem~

Dazai Osamu tilted his head slightly when he said this, his blinking eyes looked resolutely innocent and simple.

Takenzai didn't believe Dazai Osamu's nonsense, but casually pinched the other side's foot that was beside him.

Looking at the clean right foot after taking off the socks, Buteizai smiled and said: "Dazai, you must know one thing..."

"The characteristics of the plants and soil that grow in different places are different. When you pass by a place, these tiny features will stick to the soles of your shoes and become the most undeniable evidence."

After finishing speaking, Dubu Detective Zai stared at Dazai Osamu with crooked eyebrows, everything was not in words.

"Then go check it out~"

Osamu Dazai leaned on Buteizai's chest, and said with a weak and helpless face: "After all, I really just went out to play these few days."

Let's not talk about whether I am worried about whether I will really know my whereabouts during this period of time. In short, after the pull of formations and technology, and then the slime erosion of Mr. Ke... all kinds of messy things are on the way. At the same time, if the thing on the sole of the shoe can still be tested by modern technology, then I will also admire it.

Seeing Osamu Dazai's reaction, Buteizai also knew that there was probably no reason for his proposed approach.

But if you lose anything, you can't lose the battle. Taken Zai Xiaoyingying and Dazai Osamu looked at each other in blank dismay, and the momentum of the two was constantly confronting each other.

"Dazai, Tsushima-kun, is he awake?" The sound of the doorknob turning and Kunikida Doppo's familiar voice sounded together.

Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi stood side by side outside the door, and pushed open the door of the room.

Kunikida Doppo & Nakajima Atsushi: "..."

The scene in the room was a bit too exciting for them who were still young chickens, and the blush immediately stained the cheeks of Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi.

They froze for a moment, then closed the door with hands and feet like stiff robots.

"Yes, I'm sorry!!!"×2

There was a loud bang, and then their panicked apology broke in: "Please, you go on, you go on..."

They shouted like this, and then found that their eyes were miraculously able to strike up a conversation with each other.

'Mr. Kunikida, are we disturbing something? '

Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were pitiful, he looked so shy that he was about to jump off a building, "Is this a bit bad, should we apologize..."

'Apologize for what? '

Kunikida frowned, "It's not our fault, who knew that these two shameless guys would have sex in this place!" ! ! '

'But......'

'No but! ! ! '

Just as the two were communicating with each other, the door was opened from the inside.

Dazai Osamu and Buteizai arranged their clothes, and looked at Kunikida Doppo and Nakajima Atsushi with the same smiling faces, looking like a beast in clothes.

"Why did you come here suddenly at this time?" Wu Zhenzai asked.

It's no wonder that he did such an outrageous thing before, after all, he had already figured out the time when everyone came to visit a few days ago.

At this time, they should be busy dealing with the work caused by the combined invasion.

Kunikida Doppo felt a bit of a toothache, especially when he saw Osamu Dazai and Buteizai's tacit movements, he somehow always felt that the air was densely covered with pink bubbles.

I'm just a poor single dog, why did you treat me like this [tears.jpg]? !

Nakajima Atsushi glanced at Kunikida Doppo next to him, and saw that the senior was still immersed in his own thoughts.So blushing, he scratched his cheek unconsciously, and stammered the topic.

"That's right, it's because... Senior and I passed by Mr. Ranpo's room when we were delivering documents before and saw that Mr. Ranpo had recovered, and thought that Mr. Tsushima seemed to have the same reason. Mr. Ranpo who had an accident after that Well, then Mr. Tsushima may also wake up, let's take a look..."

It's just that I didn't expect that a big situation can be seen from such a look.

"Random walk..."

Osamu Dazai frowned, then turned to look at Buteizai, "Did something happen to Ranpo?"

"It was when I saw that Cthulhu earlier that I suddenly went blind, deaf and lost my five senses." Wu Xunzai replied casually.

Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, and then said: "Maybe it was a pseudo-disability caused by seeing something beyond the range of human beings for a moment? This is also a normal thing."

Butaizai nodded. Osamu Dazai had told himself about this situation before, so there was no big problem in accepting it.

"Pseudo-disability?!" Atsushi Nakajima repeated the word.

It's different from Buteizai who knew something about it before and was mentally prepared - although Atsushi Nakajima also faced the twisted monster, but because of the lack of inspiration, he didn't feel anything other than feeling a little disgusted by the tentacles. what a feeling.

So he couldn't understand what Osamu Dazai said was beyond the acceptable range. After all, in his eyes, Edogawa Ranpo is undoubtedly a human being at the top of IQ, so there are people in the world that even Edogawa Ranpo cannot accept and understand This is something Atsushi Nakajima cannot imagine.

"Although it's a bit cruel to say that..."

After hearing Atsushi Nakajima's muttering, Osamu Dazai turned his head and said coldly, "The essence of that kind of thing is too high, so it is unknowable, invisible, and inaudible to human beings."

"Don't provoke them, and don't try to understand them, otherwise you may be assimilated by pollution in an instant."

"The more you know, the more dangerous you are!"

The author has something to say: Seriously, if Mr. Ke is really brought out, I doubt very much whether the people in Butei and Mafia at the port can survive.

Now think about Luo Lao’s old dominator in Wenye, that tentacle monster that is exactly the same as Mr. Ke, every time I see Jiu Ye hit, I wonder why they haven’t been affected by sancheck?

Small theater - if sancheck fails, it is chirp.

Chiuya: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! ! ! !

Butei: Fuck, what is this? !

Buteizai (walking up slowly, grabbing Jiuya's wrist): Alright, you should be quiet too.

Chiu Ye: Ahhhhh! ! !

Wu Jingzai (his pupils constricted): How is it possible?Disqualification in the world doesn't work? ! !

The filth broke out completely, Huangba spit appeared, the Leibo Street incident reappeared, and all the staff overwhelmed