How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After being frightened by Osamu Dazai's words, they were silent all the way. Such an awkward atmosphere made the gentle but sensitive Atsushi Nakajima feel a little uncomfortable.

But no matter how difficult it was, it was just walking from one room inside the house to another, and it took three to two minutes to reach the destination.

"Don't, don't~ don't!"

"Master Luanbu, don't stay here, and don't eat these bland and nutritious meals."

"It's alright, President, Ranpo-sama is all healed!!!"

After pushing the door open, Edogawa Ranpo who was wearing a striped hospital gown came into his eyes along with the sound.

The world's number one detective, who usually seems to be in high spirits, at this time is acting as if he is obviously tired because he hasn't closed his eyes for three days and three nights. Fried hair, eating and grinning like a cow cat cub showing its baby teeth and waving its paws.

While putting on an expression of "I'm super fierce", Lai kept rolling on the shit shovel officer's lap, which can be said to be extremely cute.

After seeing the group of Buteizai who came, Edogawa took back the tentative little jiojio in a hurry, coughed lightly and straightened his expression.

Well, I am still so reliable and confident, today I am still a good senior of the detective agency!

Seeing Edogawa Ranpo's actions, Dazai Osamu, who didn't know where he came from, told himself that he should cooperate with the other party to cover up the scene, pushed open the door and walked to Edogawa with a natural expression. In front of Chuan Ranpo and found a stool to sit down.

"Would you mind telling me what you saw?" Osamu Dazai said in a gentle tone.

It's no wonder that he is acting as cowardly as he is now. After all, the spiritual pollution of the old people is too foul. The smarter and the higher the IQ, the easier it is for people to be affected, and then they will behave crazier.

If it reaches the point of Edogawa Ranpo, it will not be an ordinary situation after being really affected, even if it is normal to directly smash the planet under your feet as a sacrifice.

Edogawa Ranpo didn't answer Dazai Osamu's words, but turned his head angrily, as if he didn't want to see him.

Seeing Edogawa Ranpo who was throwing a temper tantrum again, Fukuzawa Yukichi called out with some headache: "Ranpo..."

"Idiot, the president is a big idiot!!!"

Edogawa Ranpo complained and reprimanded a few times, and then muttered, "It's all the fault of the idiot Dazai, when he came, all kinds of monsters and monsters appeared." He turned and looked in the direction of the door.

Dazai Osamu did not respond negatively to Edogawa Ranpo's complaints.After all, it is human nature to vent anger when you are injured, and it is not that smart people will not have such emotions.

Seeing the people present showing such a look of pampering children, Ranpo Edogawa scratched his head a little discouraged, and muttered to himself: "Really, if you are acting like this, I seem to be that It's like a little kid who loses his temper for nothing~"

Is not it?Listening to Edogawa Ranpo's words, Osamu Dazai had a funny look in his eyes.

Although he said so, Edogawa Ranpo, who seemed very angry, calmed down a lot under the reassurance again and again.

He kept sneaking glances at Osamu Dazai from the corner of his eye, and when he was discovered, he turned his head arrogantly, leaving a black back of his head.

"Well, I won't talk too much about other things, after all, it's meaningless to talk about it at this time..."

Edogawa looked at the scenery outside the window in random steps, and asked in an erratic tone: "How many things like the previous ones are left in this world?"

several?more than ten? ?tens of? ? ?

No matter how many there are, it must give me a basic impression.

Otherwise, they will meet inexplicably at that time, and they will not know the reason for their death until they are completely wiped out.

I don't want such a bad ending!

that kind of thing...

Do you mean the Outer Gods, the Old Ones, and the Old Gods? !

Osamu Dazai thought about it, and then opened the corner of his mouth to show an awkward smile, "In terms of quantity, it's actually quite a lot..."

Although there are not many active gods on the earth, there are quite a few old gods sealed by those old gods, not to mention the outer gods wandering in the universe.

After hearing such an answer, Edogawa Ranpo first exclaimed "Aww", and then kept rolling on the bed like a child who was unwilling to accept the facts.

"how so?!"

He wailed, and then suddenly straightened up, "Let's not care about the others, anyway, Lord Luanbu doesn't want to see these things in his lifetime..." His words paused, and then Open your mouth and ask: "Dazai, is there any place that is absolutely safe and won't encounter these messy things?"

Can't you provoke me, can't you hide?

The outside world is so dangerous, slip away, slip away!

"It's actually not that dangerous..."

Dazai Osamu did not expect Edogawa Ranpo to be so cowardly, and he planned to find a place to hide when he was frightened by Mr. Ke, so he could only comfort him casually: "...Although there are a lot of those things, But there are really not many who stay on the earth, and even if there are, they are sealed away."

So there's really no need to worry so much...

Edogawa Ranpo suddenly raised his head, his sharp eyes pierced directly into Osamu Dazai's heart.

Then he supported the bed with his right hand, jumped off and walked quickly to Dazai Osamu, then put on his glasses and stared closely at Dazai Osamu's eyes.

"But the one we met earlier was also sealed, wasn't it?" Edogawa Ranpo said sarcastically.

One sealed one can play us like this, so what about two, three... more?

Plus those guys who are not sealed up and can move freely.

Woohoo, this world is too dangerous, I want to go back to my hometown! ! !

Leaving aside Osamu Dazai and Ranpo Edogawa who were having a good time chatting with each other here, the other onlookers besides Buteizai could be said to be extremely puzzled.

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

What are they talking about? ?

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Fukuzawa Yukichi, who felt that the current atmosphere was a bit awkward, thought for a moment, then turned to Edogawa Ranpo and said, "Ranpo, don't make things difficult for others..."

Anyway, I don't expect you to be able to speak human words, but you also have to look at the Dazai in that parallel world, he is at a loss by you.

"That's why you are an idiot, President!"

Edogawa Ranpo made a face at Fukuzawa Yukichi, then stuck out his tongue and said, "I don't care whether this is an embarrassment to Dazai, I just know that if I don't solve him now, I will be the one who embarrasses him in the future." !"

I don't want to suffer that kind of crime, as long as there is one person with dementia in the world, Dazai will be fine! ! !

"Miss Yi and Swollen Daughter on the Florist's side; Cthulhu and the Dark Visitor on the North American side; Black Pharaoh on the Egyptian Cairo side; Bloody Tongue on the Kenyan side; Even the North Pole has the Polar Circle Lord..."

Dazai Osamu revealed place names and weird names one after another, and his eyes gradually became dull and lifeless when he heard Edogawa Ranpo.

After he finished speaking, he put his hand in front of Edogawa Ranpo, waved it and smiled gloatingly: "You still want to hide, where can you hide?"

Hearing these words, Edogawa Ranpo "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Human beings are hopeless, human beings are hopeless! ! !

"Didn't you say that there are not many people staying on the earth, and they are still sealed?!" Thinking this way, he stared at Osamu Dazai wearily, and said in disbelief.

That's it?That's it!

Almost every area is covered in layers, is that how few you said?

Osamu Dazai scratched his head embarrassingly, and said shyly: "Indeed, there are not many, Miss Yi is Yidhera's clone, because the authority in charge of dreams is usually directly controlled by the universe or dreams that have been staying. teleported to Earth..."

"As for Cthulhu, the main body is still in La'lye Seafood City~ The one we encountered before is just the result of human beings being affected and alienated after contact in a dream..."

The so-called loss of control is nothing more than the mental coverage caused by the subordination of Cthulhu's consciousness.

"As for the remaining worshipers, the black pharaoh still has a bloody tongue..."

Osamu Dazai's tone paused, and then he spoke in a subtle tone: "A certain boss likes to create clones, and also likes to fight between clones. This kind of thing should have nothing to do with us. Big relationship..."

After all, being able to meet is one thing. Could it be said that if you meet, you can stop the other party's interest?

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Ranpo Edogawa, who had been struck with a blank eye, froze, looking like a gray stone sculpture that would be weathered at any time.

"Wait, Mr. Ranpo..."

Atsushi Nakajima, who was on the sidelines, suddenly cried out in horror, threw himself in front of Ranpo Edogawa and put his hand on the opponent's mouth, "Your soul has floated out!!!"

After they made a fuss and managed to push back the floating soul from his mouth, Ranpo Edogawa who regained consciousness suddenly took off from the spot and jumped up, pressing his hands on the shoulders of Atsushi Nakajima next to him. .

"I finally realized one thing..."

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes widened excitedly, seeing this scene Atsushi Nakajima tilted his head in doubt, his face full of innocence.

so what? ? ?

The black-haired young man didn't care about Atsushi Nakajima's reaction, but immersed himself in his own world, muttering to himself: "I finally understand one thing from the experience of this period of time. There is a limit to strength, no matter how smart you are, no matter how hard you try, unexpected things will happen..."

As long as you are a person, it is impossible to hold everything in the world in your hands, unless...

"What are you going to do?" In this inexplicably solemn atmosphere, Atsushi Nakajima began to match Edogawa Ranpo's words.

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes were instantly ignited as if he had found the fire of faith. The black-haired young man waved his fist in the air a few times, and said firmly: "So, President, I'm not a human anymore!!!"

The author has something to say: Dior: I am no longer a human being, jiojio! ! !

Ranpo: I'm not a human anymore, president! ! !

hhhh, it's really interesting to play memes~