How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After talking for a long time, they still couldn't come up with a method that would satisfy both of them. Osamu Dazai and Buteizai looked at each other, not knowing what to do first.

At this moment, Buteizai saw the pair of ruby ​​ear clips on Osamu Dazai's ears, and then he made a fist with his left hand and knocked on the palm of his right hand, suddenly realized: "I know what we are going to do next!"

After listening to Buteizai's words, Osamu Dazai raised his head in doubt, staring at this magical existence whose mind had gone to a different place.

"Go, go, you'll know when the time comes~"

Takenzai didn't care about Dazai Osamu's doubts, pulled the other party to change a direction, and then ran across the alley to another street.

After about 10 minutes, Buteizai stopped in front of a dilapidated small house, scanned the surrounding environment left and right, then turned to Dazai Osamu and said: "I'll go here to buy some things first, you want to come together ?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at Buteizai, and always felt that he could detect the trace of malicious intentions from the eyebrows and eyes of the other party.

No, it shouldn't be said to be malicious, it's more like the gloating feeling shown by my past self when he devised pranks.

"No need, go in by yourself!"

Osamu Dazai shook his head, then looked at Buteizai with that kind of sincere eyes, "I'll wait for you here, you have to hurry~"

After finishing speaking, he compared a wink, and his actions were extremely aggressive.

Takenzai himself just asked casually. It doesn't matter if the other party goes in or not, so he didn't feel bad when he was rejected. He asked Dazai again to wait here and then pushed open the wooden door. Stride to go inside.

Looking at Buteizai's back, Osamu Dazai didn't say much, and directly found a dead corner without surveillance and started to transform into a spirit body.

Let me see, what the hell are you doing~

Osamu Dazai, who had turned into a soul state, passed through the wall skillfully, and then saw Buteizai walking through the small wooden door.

He was leaning sideways on the counter sideways, with his left hand resting loosely on the red wooden table, and then knocked lightly a few times.

The shopkeeper (cashier?) who was falling asleep was awakened by this action, and suddenly raised his head, trying to see this rare customer clearly.

"It's Dazai~"

He recognized it for a while, breathed a sigh of relief as if he had finally recognized the person, and then straightened up and asked, "Come to the door directly, is there anything you want suddenly?"

"It just so happens that the locator is used up, help me get a new batch."

Wu Zhenzai said this, then leaned forward and put it in the other's ear and said softly: "In addition, I want a slightly special workmanship..."

In the middle of speaking, Wu Zhenzai suddenly stopped talking, tilting his head as if he was thinking about what kind of special workmanship he wanted.

Probably because Wu Jingzai was a regular customer here, as soon as he heard this, the other party knew that there was a big order coming, and his smile became more enthusiastic.

"No matter what you want, I can help you get it done!"

The man waved his hand, patted his chest and said confidently: "You also know about my craftsmanship, and even if you can't get it from other places, I can directly make one for you!"

Then he paused, then stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand, twirled them and said with a wicked eye: "But in that case, you understand the price~"

Wu Jingzai nodded, then took out a bank card from his pocket and slapped it on the table.

"It's okay, I'm not short of money!!"

Seeing the other party's righteous appearance, Osamu Dazai stared dead, and then couldn't help but mourn for Nakahara Chuya who was not present.

Hehe, of course you are not short of money...

But what I didn't expect was that after seeing the card in Butei Zai's hand, the smiling store manager suddenly changed his expression, and then shrank to the corner after swiping it.

Seeing the store manager whose expression suddenly changed, Wu Zhenzai tilted his head in doubt, "What's wrong?"

"No, nothing..."

The store manager shook his head wanting to cry without tears, and then politely declined: "The last time you used this card to pay at Xiao's side, the Gravity Envoy from Mafia at the port came directly to you... ...."

He didn't say the latter words, but he could tell the general idea from the pitiful little eyes.

But it was just hammered.

Looking at the store manager's appearance, Takeshizai took out his mobile phone from his pocket, turned on the mobile phone camera, and then switched the lens to his direction.

"Can communicate well with me and do business, but will be scared like this by that little guy..."

He stroked the end of his eyes affectionately like Narcissus looking at the reflection in the water, then suddenly raised his head and stared at the store manager with that dark gaze, "Does my deterrent power in your eyes Can't compare to that little dwarf?!"

Although Wu Zhenzai said this in a joking and teasing tone, his words still had a vague momentum that shocked the other party.

"No no no, that's not the case..."

The store manager quickly shook his hand, and replied with a wry smile: "Dazai, you have always paid attention to the basic law, not to mention that now you go to Butei and do business with me honestly according to the ordinary method. I always welcome customers like you." .”

"But that gravitationalist is different, really different..."

"He can hit people, and it hurts so much when he hits people!!"

When the store manager said this, his hoarse voice could be said to be full of desire.

Seeing this sight, Wu Zhenzai laughed out loud, then waved his hands and said a few times: "It's okay, it's okay."

Knowing that he was temporarily escaped, the store manager breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then muttered to himself—why did you drag me in when you were fighting with that person...

I'm just a small, ordinary person who sells a little bit of unusual things, you great gods, don't call me!

"Don't worry about it this time..."

After listening to the store manager's explanation, Wu Jingzai moved the card flexibly between his fingers a few times, and then brought the topic back: "...I told the little man that I will use this card in the future. I will give him the equivalent information when the time comes."

Anyway, I am also the one who needs to support my family now, so what is it to support my lover with Zhongye's card?

Double pack?Or brothers take all? !

Saying this, Butengzai stuck out his tongue with a distorted face, and then muttered in a low voice: "When I think about giving Chuya the information I have worked so hard to find out, and then being baited by Mr. Mori." ·visit a prostitute......"

After finishing speaking, Wu Zhenzai trembled for a second, isn't this too disgusting? !

After hearing this, the store manager and Buteizai confirmed again and again that Chuya Nakahara himself would not call the door because of this card, so he looked a little better and agreed with Buteizai to use this card next pay.

"What kind of special locator do you want?" the store manager asked.

"The first thing to do is to be able to use it for a long time..."

Wu Zhenzai touched his chin and pondered: "It can't be out of power all at once, or it can be recharged by solar energy."

The store manager nodded, then took out a pen and paper from one side, intending to record all of Buteizai's requests.

"The next one is the small one..." Wu Zhenzai said.

The store manager who heard this raised his head and asked, "How small?"

"About the size of a grain of rice?" Butei Zaibi drew a picture, and then gave a rough range.

The store manager pondered, this size is a bit difficult to make, but after all, it is not too troublesome.

But after a while, the store manager, who had thought clearly, agreed to the request put forward by Wu Jingzai.

Then Butaizai called up the photo of the ruby ​​ear clip from his mobile phone, and showed it in front of the store manager with a bright smile, "For the color, let's make it the same color as the gemstone on this ear clip!"

The store manager who heard this raised his head, but the first thing he saw was not the ruby ​​ear clip, but Dazai Osamu who was wearing the ear clip and smiling brightly.

"This..." His expression was complicated.

Dazai, you even have to wear a monitor, locator, and locator for the things you carry with you...

After such a long time, have you finally been unable to bear the perversion? !

Seeing the store manager's slander, Butei Zai patted the other person's shoulder with a smile, and warned: "Don't think about it, it's not me who wears this..."

After he finished speaking, he pointed to the clothes he was wearing, and explained kindly: "Although I and Xiu Zhi look the same, the clothes are still very different~"

But wouldn't this be more perverted? !

The store manager stared at Wu Zhenzai with a kind of accusing eyes, and installed monitoring or something for his brother. This desire for control is too much, right? !

"After all, we are brothers. It's better to leave some private space when we get along..." In the end, he tactfully dissuaded him.

Listening to this, Wu Jingzai smiled all over his face, and said lazily with a stretched tone: "You, a businessman who sells things like locators, monitors, and listeners, are you talking about privacy here... .”

It's really interesting~

Although the latter sentence was not uttered, the hidden meaning was fully expressed by Wu Zhenzai.

The store manager who watched this scene shrank his head silently. How could I forget that although this guy has been a good man, he is still a killer in essence!

slip away, slip away...

That person who was so unlucky enough to become Dazai Osamu's brother, although I don't know who you are, and I don't know you, but at this moment I have to say to you - go well.

"Then do you have any other requirements?" The store manager, who didn't want to die, quickly changed the subject, hoping that Buteizai could forget about the episode just now.

Wu Zhenzai ordered the table very cooperatively, and then said with a smile: "There is nothing else, the basic configuration should be made according to the ones I ordered in the past!"

The author has something to say: Wu Zhenzai: Is that little dwarf scarier than me?

Store Manager: No, no, that's not the case...

Store Manager: Listen to my explanation, it’s that guy who hurts so much from beating someone! ! !

Butei Jae: That's right, it's a violent little slug :)

Among the cadres: Dazai [Pollution Warning.jpg]! ! !