How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After hearing what Edogawa Ranpo said, Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't say anything, but just tapped his forehead hard with the tip of his right index finger.

"What are you thinking about in a mess?!" A silver-haired middle-aged man in a dark green bathrobe said this, with his lips tightly pursed, which seemed a bit ascetic and sexy.

Every family of children, shouting every day that I don't want to be a human being anymore!

Why, if you are not a human being, how can you still be a strange alien? !

Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his cheeks childishly, raised his arms upwards, and waving high in the air while retorting: "I'm not wrong!" Then he quickly moved his face closer to Fukuzawa Yukichi, with one word Seriously said: "I am serious, Master Ranbu is very serious about this matter!"

Don't just think I'm joking! ! !

"Since you have nothing to do with Ranpo, then Dazai and I will leave first..." Looking at the wronged Edogawa Ranpo, Buteizai felt that he should give them space.

Really, a few of them don't fit in this place right now.

I shouldn't be here, I should be under the car~~

Wu Jingzai said this, then turned around and walked in the direction of the door.

When he was holding the doorknob, he stopped as if he suddenly thought of something, turned his head to Edogawa Ranpo and asked: "The last question, how much time is left?"

Edogawa Ranpo, who was hanging on Fukuzawa Yukichi's body, let go of his hands, jumped down neatly, and raised his right hand directly at Buteizai.

"Almost three days left..."

He spit out such a number in a cold tone, and then immediately answered: "But don't worry, after all, there are still opportunities in the future."

After hearing this, Butei nodded in understanding, and then dragged Dazai out of the door.

three days?Should be in time...

Don't let me down, after all, it is very troublesome to set up a new scene, and you have to meet that annoying guy.

"Thank you, I understand!" He waved his back to Edogawa Ranpo, then took Dazai Osamu's left hand and silently quickened his pace.

The only two intelligent people in the detective agency finished talking, and the onlookers looked dumbfounded.

Is this the so-called, although I watched the whole thing, but I don't know anything because of my limited IQ? !

They feel fucked and want to yell.

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima suddenly yelled "Huh—" and jumped up like a frightened big cat.

Seeing this, Kunikida Doppo grabbed Nakajima Atsushi's shoulder and asked with concern, "Atsushi, what's wrong with you?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked back at Doppo Kunikida blankly, then opened his mouth with a pale face like a ghost.

"I promised Jinghuajiang..."

He was a little unable to stand up and wanted to rush outside, "I promised her that I would finish the work quickly today, and then go to eat soup tofu with her..."

Oops, really too bad...

I completely forgot about it! ! !

"In this case, let me accompany you..." Kunikida Doppo said, and then stretched out his hand to twist the doorknob on one side, "...two people work together, the solution will be faster Some."

Nakajima Atsushi nodded after hearing this, and then scratched his cheek in embarrassment.

"Then I'll leave it to Mr. Kunikida."

It's been a long time since I joined the Armed Detective Agency, and I still have to ask my seniors for help, I'm really a little embarrassed...

Kunikida Doppo shook his head casually, and said with a serious face: "It's nothing, after all, it's our job, and as long as you don't want Dazai to..."

In the middle of speaking, Kunikida Doppo paused, and then crushed the doorknob he was holding on to as if he suddenly remembered something.

"Dazai—"

His face was ferocious like a ghost, and his roaring voice spread throughout the building, "You actually skipped work for me again!!!"

When Buteizai downstairs heard Kunikida Doppo's voice, he couldn't help but hugged his stomach and laughed loudly.

Osamu Dazai next to him was a little puzzled at first, but after hearing what Kunikida Doppo said later, Fukuchi mentally made the same action as Buteizai.

"Pfft hahaha!!!"

He smiled like that, then took a step back and leaned against the wall.

Perhaps because he thought of something funny, Osamu Dazai patted Butei on the shoulder, and gave him a thumbs up, "Yes, Dazai~"

Fleeing classes at every turn, has the same demeanor as when I was playing truant from school and editor.

After hearing this, Butei Zai laughed so much that Dazai Osamu, who was about to slide down the wall, picked it up, and then pulled him towards the center of Yokohama.

"Basic exercises, basic exercises~"

Buteizai said with wrinkled eyebrows, and then suddenly quickened his pace, "Let's go quickly, or when Shimo Kunikida reacts, maybe he will open the door and run to catch us."

Anyway, I don't want to be like this, I finally escaped!

Dazai, the king of escape from work every day, Ji was very ignorant of himself.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai nodded, and then followed in Buteizai's footsteps and slipped down the street.

Sorry, Kunikida-kun...

It's not that I want to let you go and let you take care of these jobs by yourself, it's all Dazai's fault, and it actually has nothing to do with me, the poor little fellow in the parallel world.If you want to blame it, blame him. According to the temperament of this dog man, if you catch him, you will definitely find a way to drag me into the water together.

So for my freedom, I can only wrong you temporarily.

......................................

"Oh~ yeah~ die for love~ die for love~ one person can't do it~ but~ but~ if it's two people, it's fine~"*

"Ah~ die for love~ die for love~ die for love..." *

Walking on the bustling street, Wu Zhenzai's expression was also infected and became more cheerful.In order to express his joy, he kept humming a light tune.

Perhaps because the lyrics seemed a little weird, the pedestrians who heard the song that Butei was humming gave way one after another.

Tourist er: It's really bad luck, how could you meet such a guy? !

Buteizai: Curious, stare——

After discovering Buteizai's movements, everyone present looked away as if nothing had happened.Even if there are occasional people who can't dodge, they pretend to see nothing with all their actions.

Tourist (sunglasses, guide dog online): I'm blind, I don't know anything, I can't see anything~

Where's my guide stick? ! !

Although such a ditty has a poor evaluation in front of ordinary people, it is still very attractive to self-shark lovers.

"Martyrdom? We happen to have two people now~" Osamu Dazai turned around first and jumped in front of Buteizai, then put his finger on himself and Buteizai with a smile and kept wandering.

After hearing this, Butei Zai's eyes lit up, and he immediately suggested: "How about we go to Tsurumi River? Just jump down, this is definitely the most trouble-free way."

Wu Jingzai began to use his brain, and calculated the matter clearly in his mind.

Buteizai who said this completely forgot that Tsurumichuan didn't know how many times he jumped over the years from childhood to adulthood.

Entering the water in the Tsurumi River is not so much a self-shark, but a daily play.If a more skinny person jumped Tsurumi River like Buteizai, the stones at the bottom of the Tsurumi River might be engraved with the words "xxx come here!"

After Buteizai suggested this, the chill that penetrated the bones when he entered the water for the last time appeared in Osamu Dazai's mind.

"Forget it, it won't work there!" Osamu Dazai shook his head.

Wu Jingzai blinked his kite-colored eyes, and asked curiously: "Well, why not?"

He was very curious about Osamu Dazai's firm eyes at this moment.

"I don't think so!"

Osamu Dazai repeated his words, and then said with a little entanglement: "Think about it, this Tsurumi River is not the kind of clean and clear river in the countryside..." He frowned, feeling a little disgusted Sticking out his tongue, "Dumped household garbage, industrial sewage, sand from construction sites..."

"The Tsurumi River is so dirty, if it enters the water in that place, wouldn't those things have to be injected into the body along our trachea?"

I don't want it, it's disgusting! ! !

Wu Jingzai also started to feel disgusted by the words, trembling twice with lingering fear, then immediately shook his head.

"No, no, I don't want to do this!"

He looked terrified, and he obviously didn't like the feeling of eating garbage.

The author has something to say: The two of you are going to make an appointment to take self-care together. Well, I suddenly found that my subordinate Zai didn't seem to have formally come to take self-care.

In addition, we all know that Butei Jae has danced several times, so he ate everything he should eat~

感谢在2020-11-0900:00:00~2020-11-1220:05:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 shadow;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of cloud smile;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!