How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Not long after the phone was hung up, Osamu Dazai and Buteizai separated.

After all, both of them are people who have lived among thousands of flowers and never touched their bodies, so when they separated, they still maintained a well-dressed appearance with a human face and a heart that did not blush or beat.

Takenzai played with Osamu Dazai's fingers, then slightly lowered his eyelids, sneaking a sneak peek in Osamu Dazai's direction.

He has a pair of very beautiful eyes, the eyelashes around the eye sockets are as thick and slender as two small brushes, and he has a face that can be pure and innocent or frivolous, and it looks very cute when he makes such small movements. hook people.

"going to work......"

He muttered sleepily to himself, and then collapsed into a cat cake on the sofa, "But I don't want to go to work, don't go to work!"

As he spoke, his tone became louder and more confident.Then he directly pulled the pillow next to him and hugged him in his arms, making an appearance of co-existing with the sofa.

I, Osamu Dazai, will never go back to work today! ! !

Seeing Butei like this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Then he slowly bent down, suspended his body above Wu Jingzai, and lifted the sideburns next to the other's ears.

"Who said that you want to raise me?" Osamu Dazai had a smile in his eyes, obviously he had expected Buteizai's performance for a long time.

Anyway, it's Osamu Dazai, who doesn't know who?Going to work... It's the same as sitting at a desk every day and writing manuscripts peacefully, it's impossible!

It is impossible to work. How can there be such a good thing in the world?I can only barely make ends meet by relying on Gu Gu Gu and Zhao Jin. Master Baba! !

Thinking of this, he laughed lowly, and then kept drawing circles on Wu Jingzai's body with his fingers, "I'm so unmotivated, what are you going to use to support me?"

Takenzai blinked his eyes, watching Dazai Osamu's performance with great interest, and then suddenly grabbed the opponent's hand, his cheeks flushed with excitement.

"I can...I can..."

He stammered, and after a wink, he lowered his head shyly, "...I can take Chuya's card to support you~"

Osamu Dazai ruthlessly shook off Butanzai's hand, raised his chin and put on a haughty expression like a pariah who wants to be with me.

"No, I also have Chuya's card!" He said cruelly.

Buteizai looked as if he had been hit, he covered his heart with his left hand, and wiped away the tears on his face with his right hand, "Why, how come?" Then he stretched out his fingers in the direction of Osamu Dazai, and said with a distressed expression: "Why do you have Zhongye's card?!"

Could it be that you and that little dwarf have some unspeakable relationship in private? !

Heaven ~ earth ~ why are you so cruel to me! ! !

"That... that... Mr. Dazai..." Atsushi Nakajima's hand that pushed the door froze for a second, and he turned into a weathered stone sculpture, standing there blankly watching Two dramatists.

Is this performing some kind of drama [Maomao scratching his head.jpg]?

Hearing the voice coming from the door, Dazai Osamu and Takenzai immediately jumped up and sat apart facing each other.

Then they adjusted their clothes in sync, raised their heads and showed a typical gentle smile, and then asked affectionately: "Dun Jun, what are you doing here?"

Atsushi Nakajima twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly, he could only cooperate with them to turn a blind eye to everything before, and then suddenly raised his head.

"Mr. Dazai, regarding the tentacle monster before, Mr. Ranpo said that it will come out of the sea after a while..."

"If, if this is the case, is it necessary for us to kill them all?" Atsushi Nakajima stared at Buteizai, and then asked in a dull tone.

He still remembered that when he was beating the tentacle monster, he saw the opponent's green body. Although it was not as obvious as Mr. Ranpo's expression, it was actually still uncomfortable.

It's like being stripped and thrown into the garbage dump. I feel that the surrounding environment is extremely smelly, which makes people feel very broken.

Although Mr. Ranpo said that the other party's predecessor was one of the members of the group, and he has always had the plot not to kill people.But thinking of Yokohama that was engulfed by fire, and the ordinary people who died because of that tentacle monster, I couldn't help feeling a surge of resentment from within.

This is the first city that accommodates itself, and it is also its home.

But now, a group of outsiders ran to his home to act recklessly, how could it not make people feel ashamed and angry? !

Seeing Butei Zai, who was about to start an education model for Atsushi Nakajima, Dazai, who didn't listen to the child's thoughts, pushed him into the living room with a smile, and then ran away in a hurry.

The sky is so bright, why should you stay at home obediently?

Of course it is to go out and surf! ! !

.........................................

The street with people coming and going, the cake shop exuding a sweet smell, and the clothing store on the opposite street, with the voice of a weak old man chirping.

"Oh, Alice-chan~"

I saw the pitiful middle-aged man in the white coat put his hands together, bent down and showed a flattering expression to the blond girl beside him, "Look, this one is super cute!"

"Whether it's the lace inlaid on the edge of the ribbon on the neck, or the ruffles under the skirt, or this one-shoulder design..." Mori Ogai put the clothes in front of Alice, After shaking for a while, she said coquettishly in a sticky tone: "...This kind of unique design is really very rare, so Alice, you can see it through it~"

This time the little girl looked a little older than before, about eleven or twelve years old.

But no matter how old he is, he can't hide the fact that this guy in front of him is a complete pervert.

Apparently the onlookers thought so too.

When Alice once again expressed her disgust at Mori Ogai's behavior, several people who were watching from the side suddenly stood up.

"Uncle, it's your fault!" In the nearby kimono shop, a stylishly dressed girl finally couldn't stand it any longer.

But before she finished speaking, Mori Ogai suddenly became decadent.

The middle-aged man in a white coat suddenly hugged his knees, and the hair on the top of his head drooped down.Although he couldn't see his face clearly because he lowered his head, his dark tone came out smoothly.

"Big...uncle..."

Mori Ogai expressed it as if he was really hit, and he could hear crying in a trance, "So I have reached the age to be called an uncle?!"

Looking at such a middle-aged man, the young lady who was supposed to speak righteously suddenly got stuck, and didn't know what to say.

Feeling that such a good opportunity should not be missed, Osamu Dazai immediately bought a few small cakes in the nearby cake shop, and then handed them to Alice.

"Dazai~"

Opening the cake box in her hand, Alice smiled sweetly and brightly, "It's my favorite chocolate cake, Dazai, you are so kind~" Then she glanced at Mori Ogai from the corner of her eye, her tone was sarcasm Said: "Sure enough, it is much better than Lin Taro, a useless adult!"

"Eh--"

Mori, a useless adult, can’t compare to Osamu Dazai and Ogai, who was immediately hit by Alice’s words and turned into a stone sculpture. His fragile appearance seemed to be blown by a weak wind from nowhere. It will be directly weathered.

Seeing Mori Ogai like this, Osamu Dazai, who has a bad taste, walked up to Alice who was eating cake, and then said in a moderate tone: "Alice, do you want to change it for chasing you every day?" Mr. Mori of clothes, a little lesson~"

Saying this, Osamu Dazai stretched out his right hand, put his thumb and index finger together and twisted them.

Well, little, a million little lessons...

It's about the size of the universe at your fingertips~

"Eh? Eh~ eh! What kind of lesson~" Alice became excited all of a sudden, obviously very interested in Osamu Dazai's proposal.

Osamu Dazai shook his head with a smile, and said slowly: "Mr. Mori, doesn't he always buy you red and black or pink and white skirts?" Kind expression: "Next, I'll buy you some trousers, and then how about you just keep wearing those clothes for the next few days~"

"My little baby refuses to wear the little skirt I carefully selected, but wears the trousers given by other men every day..."

"Mr. Mori has a tendency to go bald at an early age because of his work. Now we have directly deprived him of the last and only time to fish. Will he cry?" Guang glanced at Mori Ogai, thinking of the crying expression of the other party, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't stop.

Alice also seemed to be inspired, she stared excitedly at Mori Ogai, "Dazai, your idea is great!!"

While listening to the conversation between Osamu Dazai and Alice, the bystanders couldn't help touching the sweat that didn't exist on the edge of their cheeks, and thought with lingering fear—too cruel...

This is too vicious, it was completely beaten to seven inches.

"and many more......"

A young man who was sympathizing with Mori Ogai raised his eyes as if he suddenly thought of something, glanced at Alice's age, and said to Mori Ogai in a gentle tone: "The fish you work for is for this A little girl to change clothes?"

After saying this, he paused, and stared at Mori Ogai with that disapproving gaze, "Is he about to be in the fifth grade at this age? But you are leading him to work every day... .”

"Are you unwilling to give her school? Have you heard of compulsory education?!"

This doesn't seem to be an illiterate who doesn't understand anything, why doesn't he even understand the basics of the law? ? ?

The author has something to say: Students who are persecuted by the college entrance examination: they don’t know how to teach children, believe it or not, I will report and warn you about abuse? !

In addition, learn about the nine-year compulsory education~

Mori Owai: I, eyshfxovoug.......

Osamu Dazai: Hahahaha!

Alice: hhhh, you deserve it, Rintaro! ! !