How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After Osamu Dazai finished choosing the clothes for Alice, he saw Mori Ogai, who had been dragged aside by the young man before, nagging and constantly educating him. watching them.

"It's very beautiful ~ our Alice is indeed the cutest little princess!"

Looking at Alice in a crisp white shirt, Mori Ogai, who got different flavors, hugged each other in circles with bright eyes, and then made a gesture to kiss that white and tender face.

Alice, who herself disliked Mori Ogai's idiot-like appearance, saw the other's aggressiveness, and shouted "Rintaro, you pervert!" He reached out and pushed Mori Ogai's face to the side.

Don't touch me, meow~

On one side, Osamu Dazai was instantly stunned by the scene in front of him. Didn't Mori Ogai always only like that kind of L skirt?

And if I remember correctly, Alice is not the physical doll of Mori Ogai's superpower "Life of Sex and Desire", but the embodiment of the most perfect object in his heart... Then my own goddess Why are you so happy when you put on clothes from other men?

Is this the so-called excitement of being NTR? !

After the squabbling over there, Mori Ogai put down Alice who was in his arms before the bottom line of the bystanders calling the police was reached.

Then he took a bag from the waiter beside him, handed it to Dazai Osamu and said with a smile on his face: "Dazai-kun, thank you for choosing the clothes for Alice, please accept this as a thank you gift!"

Well, after receiving it, I spent money to buy a designer who chose clothes for Alice, instead of me being NTR.

However, I have to say that the price of a set of clothes is exchanged for a serious and responsible Dazai Osamu...even if it is Dazai Osamu in a parallel time, this is an out-and-out bargain.

I just don't know if this Dazai-kun is willing to work for the port Mafia, if possible, I can pay for it myself!

Mori Ogai did not show the turbulent thoughts in his heart at all, but showed the gentle smile he used to face the lonely cadre Zai at the port Mafia in the past.

Although his attire was extremely poor, but under this calm expression, there was a faintly revealed a noble temperament unique to elites.

Adhering to the mentality of seeing what kind of good things Mori Ogai could choose, Osamu Dazai took the bag without hesitation, and then opened it directly.

It was a kimono with a blue-gray base, printed with dull-colored leaves and gray flowers.Although it is not so expensive and fine, it is just the style that Osamu Dazai himself prefers.

But it was impossible for Osamu Dazai to express his true thoughts, so he shook his hand with some disgust, and then glanced at Mori Ogai from the corner of his eye.

"A friend once gave me a plain kimono to wear in summer, so that I, who wanted to die in winter, managed to survive until summer..."*

Osamu Dazai said this with a calm expression, tilted his head slightly, and then showed a cute but empty smile, "But Mr. Mori, when I think of changing into the set you gave me in the next time Kimono, I suddenly have the motivation to die again!"

After hearing this, Mori Ogai sat down with his knees folded in desperation, and then cast a mournful glance at Osamu Dazai who seemed not to notice anything.

"Dazai-kun, your words are too much..."

His expression was resentful, and the dull hair on the top of his head drooped weakly because of loss, "Even though I'm used to it, as a guardian, I still feel so heartbroken when I face my beloved child with such world-weary words." !"

After he finished speaking, he sniffed artificially, looking speechless and tearful.

"Dear child... I never thought that I would look like this in your eyes, Mr. Mori~"

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands suddenly, and then stared at Mori Ogai with a meaningful expression, "I didn't think of it, I really didn't think of it..." His tone paused, and then he spoke in a brisk tone : "...It's just been four years, Mr. Mori, you have become even more perverted than before~"

As if to prevent the other party from saying something justified, Osamu Dazai directly expressed his opinion without giving him a chance.

"After all, kimonos can't be given casually. If I remember correctly, the meaning inside seems to be..." Osamu Dazai immediately stopped talking, because the next words and their meanings were completely different. No need for him to explain.

The so-called gift of kimono*, what other meanings can there be?

Seeing the expressions of other people who suddenly realized, Mori Ogai, who was deeply impressed by the murder, scratched his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, "Dazai-kun, you clearly know the scope of my hunting..."

"That's just going from one extreme to another..."

Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently: "All in all, Mr. Mori, you are an out-and-out pervert!"

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Although he said so, Osamu Dazai finally accepted the kimono sent by Moriogai. In exchange, he mixed the information that an international criminal group came to Yokohama with a bunch of ironic words.

It is very obvious that Mori Ogai successfully got this information.

Seeing that it was still early outside, Osamu Dazai walked towards the beach with his bag.

If I didn't feel wrong just now, the tentacle monster before, ah bah, seems to be the incarnation of Mr. Ke hiding in this sea area...?

Osamu Dazai thought about it, then looked at the clear blue water, and plunged into it without thinking.

Let me see what is going on here, why are there so many mythical creatures of the restraint system appearing in this world?

First there was the Hound of Tindalos, and then Cthulhu appeared again within a week or two... I really have to wonder, judging from this frequency, how can this earth be so strong that it has not yet Was directly blown up? !

This is really, can be called the eighth wonder of the world...

Although from the outside, the sea water in this sea tends to be light blue, but after diving into the water, it is found that the surrounding sea water has turned into a blue-green with a little metallic color.

All in all, it is not normal sea water.

The jagged rocks on the bottom of the sea are covered with yellow corals one by one, and the tiny fish fry are constantly swimming among the corals... Perhaps because it is close to the coast and the water is relatively shallow, this place is not Did not see any large marine life.

After swimming for about ten minutes, an animal with taupe fur, black eye patches around the eyes, two ears standing upright, and a face that looks a bit like a raccoon suddenly appeared in Osamu Dazai's field of vision.

That animal held a plump fish in its mouth and was swimming from bottom to top.

During the movement, a fluffy tail with black and white ring patterns swayed in the water, coupled with the other party's round peas eyes, and after seeing it, people can't help hugging and rubbing in their arms The cute appearance, looks extremely naive.

This thing, is a raccoon...? !

Osamu Dazai widened his eyes in surprise, because according to the common sense in his mind, the creature raccoon usually moves between North America or South America.

Plus the type of the little raccoon in front of him... well, it was brought over from North America.

If I remember correctly, the group member who was defeated by Edogawa Ranpo also raised such a little raccoon, right?

Osamu Dazai, who discovered this, squinted his eyes half-closed. After transforming into a spirit body, he swam nimbly in the direction of the little raccoon, quietly lurking beside him, and then... .

The entity suddenly emerged, hugging the startled little raccoon into his arms.

Cuckoo... croak... guagua... woo woo! !

The startled little raccoon struggled continuously and made some sharp screams at the same time.

The fish that was held in the mouth of the opponent took the opportunity to swim out, but before escaping, Osamu Dazai caught the tail of the fish with a sharp eye.

Seeing that the little raccoon might choke on the water, Osamu Dazai swam to the sea level with a move of his feet, leading the bear and the fish, so that the victim bear who had escaped from the sea successfully breathed fresh air.

But the little raccoon is an animal after all, and it can't tell whether Dazai Osamu is good or malicious in this frightened situation, so it didn't stop its struggle.

Dazai Osamu didn't care about the little raccoon's struggle, but smiled and stroked from the back to the tail with vague strength, and took the opportunity to gently knead and pinch some places in the middle.

This well-trained method of stroking the cat quickly won the favor of the little raccoon. The little raccoon stopped struggling and screaming, and leaned on Dazai Osamu's chest with half-closed eyes in enjoyment.

Looking at the little raccoon in front of him, Osamu Dazai brought the fish he caught earlier into the opponent's field of vision.

And the little raccoon didn't waste Dazai's thoughts in vain, he hugged the fish with both hands that didn't show at all, and started to eat it "da da da, da da da".

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Osamu Dazai ran home with the little raccoon who was obsessed with fish.Just as he imagined, the little raccoon, who is big on food, changed the map without realizing it along the way.

Osamu Dazai was happy to run, but Poe, who had been waiting on the beach on the other side, looked at the calm sea in confusion.

"Carl-Carl!"

He kept calling the name of his little raccoon, but found that his little baby never showed up.

Edgar Allan Poe: Woooooo~ Carl, where did you go qwq? !

The author has something to say: The so-called gift of kimonos is given to girls by boys. This is just a spoof. If there are any loopholes, please don't pay too much attention to them.

PS: Hey, hey, hey, he obviously planned to spoof Mr. A, but why did the victim suddenly become Poe? !