How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Holding the miserable cadre A who was about to vomit his soul, Osamu Dazai pointed out one of the burly men in black with a smile and asked him: "Hurry up, drive me to Chinatown~ "

The burly men in black looked at each other, and then shifted their gazes to cadre a in unison.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Do as he says!" Cadre A shouted loudly.

My own life is in the hands of Dazai Osamu, so I can't get angry at him, so the surging anger can only be vented on these subordinates.

The black brawny men have long been accustomed to the changeable mood of cadre A. After getting the approval and throwing the blame out, they immediately turned and walked to the parking lot, randomly picked a car, the windows on both sides were tightly closed by the curtains Covered commercial vehicle.

If it wasn't for their lives being completely controlled by the other party, they wouldn't be bothered to serve this bad-tempered guy.

Is the hearty and generous Zhongyuan cadre not good enough, or is the beautiful and affectionate Hongye cadre not fragrant enough? !

It's a pity that their fate is so miserable, and now it seems that it will become even more miserable.

After the black burly man drove over, Osamu Dazai turned his head to the remaining couples and said: "Then you all go back to the casino and pretend that everything is as normal as usual. appearance......"

After he finished speaking, he half-closed his eyes, imitating Wu Zhenzai to release all the aura of Hei Ni, "You don't need to worry about the next thing, you know?!"

The strong men in black who heard these words trembled a few times and immediately stood up straight, nodding under Dazai Osamu's threatening gaze.

"Well, good boy~"

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai smiled with satisfaction, and then said: "Then you all go back!"

The strong men in black who got the order lined up neatly in four rows, front, back, left, and right, pretending that cadre A was surrounded by a few of them, and then walked silently like the inside of a casino. go.

Just leave the person who drove before to stay in the car, waiting for Osamu Dazai to get in the car.

After everything was done, Osamu Dazai opened the car door while humming a light tune, put a dagger against the handcuffed cadre A and got into the car.

"Go, let's go!"

He opened his mouth with a smile, then took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and opened the website of Magic Meili.

It is a Two-dimensional ACG website based on a gradient from white to light purple, featuring various magical girl themes, cartoon stickers everywhere, and cute young girls in magical girl tutu skirts, making this The website looks like an ideal Neverland.

Not to mention that the smart customer service of this website is still a white-haired girl who completely catches the public's attention. It can be said that she has reached the top of people's imagination in terms of appearance, beautiful and slender figure, and that kind of venomous personality.. ...all make this unique smart customer service girl one of the main selling points of the website.

If they hadn't known it in advance, who would have imagined that the smart customer service girl who is popular among nerds turned out to be the vest of the great court magician Merlin.

Even Solomon, who has clairvoyance, was deceived by the Internet. After knowing the truth, he declared that Chaldea would not welcome Merlin in the future, or he would beat him once he saw him.

But Osamu Dazai did not enter this website to confide in the magic Meili, because he was one of the rare people who knew the existence of Meili, the real body of the vest, at the very beginning. This kind of black technology product that can be called cheating is not a big problem to collect a small amount of information across the network cable and magic net.

So he directly sent a private message to Magic Meili, "Merlin, you said earlier that you owe me a favor..."

"What, do you need anything?" Osamu Dazai quickly saw the other party's reply.

After all, she is a smart customer service girl, and all she shows to the outside world is a state of instant reply.So looking at such a webpage, Osamu Dazai could imagine that Merlin was divided into ten parts, and each part was sitting in front of the computer conscientiously, replying to other people's messages.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai chuckled secretly, and then quickly typed through his mobile phone, "A mafia gang just came to trouble me. Just in case, you should help me brainwash him next time!"

"Well, Dazai who said such a thing, how bad are you~"

In order to express my excitement, there was a picture of Magic Mei Li covering her blushing cheeks with both hands, "But, I like this!"

In the next second, the painting style changes...

The appearance of the magical Merlin who has been wearing a black and capable pony jacket all year round suddenly changed into a traditional devil, with a pointed tail with a peach heart constantly shaking, and Mei Li in the emoji also shyly compared her heart to Osamu Dazai.

For such a change, Osamu Dazai expressed his indifference.

"Meilin, please stop making trouble. In 5 minutes, you will be at the restaurant you opened in Chinatown..." Osamu Dazai's implication is very obvious, what kind of waves are you making?Hurry up and come out to help me!

Apparently Merlin received this hint, and immediately took a photo of his current environment with his mobile phone and sent it to Osamu Dazai.

It was the restaurant that Osamu Dazai had visited not long ago. Emiya's bright red dress was vaguely revealed in the upper left of the photo, and Merlin himself was holding a cup of milk tea with a smile in the center of the photo. There is a piece of strawberry cake.

After almost 5 minutes, they successfully reached their destination.

Osamu Dazai took cadre a out of the car. At this time, there was a closed sign on the door of the restaurant.

After pushing the door and entering, I saw Merlin walking towards me. The rare court magician in a black suit opened his arms to Osamu Dazai, "Welcome, welcome ~ Dazai, what do you need when you come here?!"

Osamu Dazai put down the dagger he was holding, took a step back and pointed at Officer A who was handcuffed.

"Use an illusion on him first..." Osamu Dazai said while stroking the little raccoon.

Merlin nodded, and the staff containing the holy sword appeared beside him out of thin air. The silver-white-haired Nightmare held the staff with a smile and touched the ground lightly, causing the invisible fluctuations to spread out.

Cadre a rolled his eyes, then closed his eyes and fell into a dormant state.

Merlin, who used his talent as easily as eating and drinking water, retracted his staff, circled around cadre a, and then suddenly raised his head and asked Osamu Dazai, "So how do you plan to deal with him?"

"Merlin, cast an illusion on him that can change his memory..."

After Osamu Dazai picked up the fruit on the side and fed it to the little raccoon, he said his plan unhurriedly: "After replacing the memory, he was born as a servant of the Tsushima family. From the beginning, he was the man who served me. servant exists."

He paused in the middle of the speech, and added slowly: "Although he is good at gambling, he accidentally overturned his car, and before he was kicked out and left on the street, I think years of love saved him... ...."

"So he has to sell himself to repay the debt~" Merlin answered happily.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai nodded in confirmation, and then took an apple himself, "From now on, he will be the male publicist Mr. Only after earning all the money back can we regain our freedom."

"It's so ruthless!" Merlin was deeply moved.

Osamu Dazai replied with the same look: "Each, each other~"

The author has something to say: hhhh, Mr. A, a male publicist who sold himself to pay off his debts~

I can imagine that at the meeting of the top five cadres in the future, Mr. Mori was thinking "My little money, where is the big ACE that can make me money?" Mr. Mori~