How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

When Osamu Dazai came out of the restaurant, he looked down at the time on his phone, and found that it was just before two o'clock in the afternoon.

Well, it's still early~

Osamu Dazai felt that he had nothing to do, looked around, and clapped his hands together.

Now that the group is going to invade Yokohama, and I have nothing to do, then I might as well go directly to the Armed Detective Agency!

Having made the decision, Osamu Dazai turned his feet and changed his direction directly, sharing the food with the little raccoons while walking towards the street where the Armed Detective Agency is located.

Soon after arriving at the whirlpool cafe, Osamu Dazai happened to finish all the food in his hands at this time.

Ah woo, ow ow~ Huh huh.......? !

The little raccoon who opened his mouth and waited to be fed found that he opened his mouth for a long time, but all the food that was directly fed into his mouth before suddenly disappeared.

So he opened his eyes in doubt, and stared at Osamu Dazai with those small round eyes that looked like black peas. The small eyes full of begging and longing were so cute.

As long as it’s not a dog, Osamu Dazai looked at the little raccoon, and couldn’t help covering his cheeks with his hands...

"Forget it, okay, it's up to you..."

But he was defeated in a few seconds, he said this sentence helplessly, then pushed open the door of the whirlpool coffee shop, walked in and said to the young lady who was wearing a maid outfit and had cute hair in a small bun : "Is there any fruit tea with more large fruits, prepare one for me!"

After all, Osamu Dazai has been with the Armed Detective Agency for a few days, and has participated in their group activities, so everyone in the Uzumaki Cafe knows that there is a man who looks exactly like Osamu Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency.

And both of them like to talk to girls. If there is only one thing that is better, then the one who came later is not like Dazai Osamu who likes to pay on credit.

"Hey la la, kawaii!" The girls who recognized each other's identity by Osamu Dazai's attire covered their mouths and screamed.

Most young girls like furry creatures, and the ladies in the Vortex Cafe are no exception.

They were immediately attracted by the well-behaved little raccoon sitting on Osamu Dazai's shoulders, and found that the super handsome little raccoon not only looked at them with those peasy eyes, but also knew to put his hands together as a sign of fortune The cat greets itself like that...

Maybe this is the so-called beginning with appearance and being loyal to talent...? !

The young ladies were so emotional, and realized that this fruit tea was probably prepared for the little raccoon, they immediately became excited, and then opened the menu very professionally and made a recommendation to Osamu Dazai: " How do you look at this domineering fruit tea?"

"Watermelon, orange, kumquat, lemon, and peach... If we talk about the variety of fruits, this one is the one to look at!" The recipe speaks out.

Osamu Dazai picked up the menu with bright pictures, put it in front of the little raccoon, and then pointed to the bright red watermelon on it, "Let's just eat this one, how about it?"

He reached out and stroked the fur of the little raccoon, and said in that joking tone.

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, the maid standing in front of the cashier pursed her lips slightly, and forcibly resisted the desire to rub the furry of the big and small opposite.

"Mr. Tsushima, the little raccoon doesn't understand...?"

Although she said so, but seeing the actions of Dazai Osamu and the little raccoon, the maid lady couldn't help but think of the way she got along with her cat master at home.

Maybe it was because such memories were pleasant enough, she couldn't help but smiled and rolled her eyes, and then looked at Dazai Osamu and the little raccoon with that kind of elder-like caring look without bending.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai shook his head, and said in that mocking tone: "Maybe he can understand~"

Ninja beasts can understand and speak human language, maybe the animals here also have this potential!

Thinking like this, Osamu Dazai touched the little raccoon's head, and then pushed the menu in front of the little raccoon.

The little raccoon, who was stunned for no reason, tilted his head in doubt, holding Dazai Osamu's fingers and kept screaming "Wow wow wow".

"Look, he really understands!" Osamu Dazai shouted excitedly.

He had pointed at the picture of fruit tea with his finger, so the little raccoon after pounced looked like he was acting coquettishly holding the picture of fruit tea.

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was acting like a stupid shit-shoveling officer, the maid girl pursed her lips and snickered, and then compromised in a calming tone of coaxing children: "Yeah, cutie, he can understand~"

After finishing speaking, the maid lady quickly placed an order. In order to prevent the little raccoon from getting bored because he had nothing to eat, Osamu Dazai's set of killing chickens went online again.

The shaved little raccoon simply rolled over on Dazai Osamu's lap, then he bent over and hugged Dazai Osamu's left hand with his claws, and then kicked his legs like a cat.

Feeling the force of sliding over his arm one after another, Dazai Osamu squeezed the chubby cheeks of the little raccoon with a smile.

"What a little villain~" he said slowly in that doting tone.

The little raccoon who was told couldn't understand it either, and started grinding his teeth at Dazai Osamu's fingers while opening those beady eyes, and his naive look made people feel soft.

About three or four minutes later, the maid lady packed the completed Domineering Berry Tea and handed it to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai thanked the other party after receiving the fruit tea, then unsealed the top of the fruit tea, and took out the large piece of watermelon inside.

Looking at the watermelon dangling in front of his eyes, the little raccoon quickly put his hands together, sharpened his claws like a greedy child, and tentatively reached for the bright red piece of watermelon flesh.

Osamu Dazai watched with a smile as the little raccoon kept approaching the piece of watermelon, and then suddenly moved his hand back when the other party was about to hook it...

Seeing that the watermelon was about to run far away, the little raccoon became anxious. After jumping forward, he couldn't stand still and rolled around on the sofa, then stumbled up with his head in his arms.

Watching the little raccoon's movements, Osamu Dazai could see the opponent should be in the shape of a continuously rotating circle.

The little raccoon who didn't get the watermelon immediately hugged Osamu Dazai's hands, then opened his mouth and began to complain endlessly, "Wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"

Seeing such a little raccoon, Osamu Dazai handed the watermelon to the other party softly, and then said to the little raccoon who was happily eating the watermelon: "Such a little thing is enough, what a fool~"

After speaking, he hugged the little raccoon in his right hand and fruit tea in his left hand. While drinking the sweet tea with a straw, he walked towards the Armed Detective Agency on the fourth floor.

When he just arrived at the Armed Detective Agency and opened the door, he saw Ranpo Edogawa walking towards the door with Akiko Yosano.

"What are you going to do?" Osamu Dazai glanced up and down Edogawa Ranpo, confirming that the two of them were not going out to look for food as usual based on their current attire.

Edogawa Ranpo stared at Dazai Osamu and the little raccoon in his arms, and then suddenly said: "Someone sent a letter of challenge to Ranpo-sama, do you want to go together?"

Osamu Dazai took the white letter of challenge, and nodded with great interest. Who would have thought that someone would compare with Edogawa Ranpo in investigating the case? !

Osamu Dazai, who was very surprised by this, thought so.

Then they went out together, and in the taxi running forward, Osamu Dazai drank all the fruit tea, leaving only the fruit for feeding the little raccoon.

"So, Ranbu, do you know who this Edgar Allan Poe is?" Osamu Dazai asked.

In fact, what he wants to know more is how Edogawa Ranpo got in touch with the other party. He still has an impression of the name Edgar Allen Poe, Osamu Dazai. After all, it is also very famous in the parallel world where he was before. Great writer.

What is even rarer is that Osamu Dazai saw the translation of each other's novels when he passed by the library. That is to say, in this situation where all the literary giants go to make contributions regardless of their work, Edgar Allan Poe is a rare literary giant who still insists on his own job. one.

Regarding Osamu Dazai's question, Edogawa Luanbu quickly rolled his eyes, "Dazai, you still ask me, obviously you know the name yourself!"

After hearing this, Yosano Akiko glanced at Osamu Dazai curiously, but said nothing more.

I, an ordinary person, should not interrupt casually in the conversations of these smart people!

"The one I met in the previous World Detective Contest was my defeated opponent..."

Edogawa Ranpo didn't intend to continue to explore, leaned back on the seat, turned his head to look at the sky outside, and said angrily: "That's why Ranpo-sama is the most powerful, the number one in the world. A famous detective!!"

Whether it is Dazai or everyone in the detective agency, they are not allowed to shift their attention from Ranpo-sama to Poe, do you know that? !

Even if that guy's mind is not bad!

Otherwise, Lord Ranpo will be angry! !

Ranpo-sama is very angry and terrifying! ! !

Edogawa Ranpo himself had no intention of hiding his attitude, even Yosano Akiko saw this, and felt a little bit dumbfounded about this, they had to keep making sure that they would never ignore Ranpo-sama .

As time passed, they soon reached their destination, which was a building that had been abandoned for some time.

"Ranpo, I'll go and throw out the garbage, you guys go in first." After getting off the car, Osamu Dazai shook the garbage bag in his hand, and said to Edogawa Ranpo and the others.

After hearing this, Edogawa ranpo turned around coolly, and while walking towards the abandoned building with Yosano Akiko, he waved his back to Osamu Dazai and said: "Master Ranpo understands, then Dazai, you have to hurry up." Follow up!"

After bidding farewell, Osamu Dazai turned into the side alley, threw the garbage bag in his hand into the green trash can, then turned around and followed Edogawa Ranbu and their footsteps to the top of the building.

"That was the first time in my life that I lost to others in reasoning. The sense of shame has been lingering in my heart, making me constantly savor this bitter taste..."

"But today's is different. I brought the perfect script that I have been refining for the past few years..."

"Ranbu, I will definitely win this time!!!"

Osamu Dazai had just finished climbing the stairs when he heard such a voice coming from the room on the right.

The next second was Edogawa Ranpo's voice, and the other party said in that vigorous tone: "Then what is the price? If there are not enough benefits, Ranpo-sama will not accept the challenge casually!"

After all, even those idiot policemen who issued commissions would give Lord Ranpo enough offerings.

"I have the information you want here, from all members of the group!" The voice from the beginning sounded again, and Osamu Dazai knew that it was Edgar Allan Poe.

I have to say that this is really amazing. His original world Edogawa Ranpo was a fan of Edgar Allan Poe, but this world is just the opposite.

Just like myself and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, or myself and Nakahara Naka...

Osamu Dazai casually fed the little raccoon another piece of strawberry, then silently opened the door and walked in.

who......? !

After hearing the sound of the door being pushed, Poe suddenly raised his head, and then he paused at Edogawa Ranbu's outstretched hand, and the novel fell to the ground all at once.

But Edgar Allan Poe shouted super loudly in the direction of Osamu Dazai as if he hadn't noticed it: "Carl!!!"

The little raccoon paused, obviously frightened.

"Carl, come back quickly!" Poe's eyes lit up when he saw the reaction from the opposite side, and he called again.

But what is very funny is that Edgar Allan Poe called his little raccoon's name miserably over there, but the little raccoon here didn't return to his master after hearing it.

Not only that, Carl even turned around and got behind Dazai Osamu, leaning on Dazai Osamu's neck while gnawing on a bright red strawberry.

Bang-dang-dang-dang-

It was Edgar Allan Poe's heartbroken voice.

After seeing the movements of his little raccoon, the brown-haired young man couldn't support himself and knelt down with his hands on the ground.

Edgar Allan Poe: Whoa, whoa, how can you qvq like that, Karl? ! !

Bastard bear thief!

Carl, who abducted me, didn't say anything, but actually brought him in front of me to show off...

Bullying me relies on the brain, so the lack of physical strength is not it? !

The author has something to say: hhhhh, Edgar Allan Poe is miserable

The scene that I thought about from the moment I kidnapped Carl is finally written~~