How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

After Nursery Rhymes and the others finished arranging the scene of the tea party, Edogawa Ranpo touched it all at once, sat upright on the left side of the tablecloth, and took a small cake.

"Master Luanbu also wants to attend the tea party!" He said inarticulately with puffy cheeks.

Osamu Dazai picked up the ceramic teapot that was put aside, and poured milk tea for Nursery Rhyme, Andersen, and Jack one by one.

The girl in the beret held the black teacup in both hands, blew a few mouthfuls into the rising white mist, then raised her chin slightly and said to Osamu Dazai: "Thank you, Shuji-kun!"

As the nursery rhyme said, a warm and bright smile appeared on her delicate cheeks.

"You're welcome~"

Osamu Dazai pinched the nursery rhyme's baby fat in a happy mood, and then twirled his fingers enjoying it, "It's my honor to be able to serve the lovely little ladies!"

Then he poured milk tea for Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka, and after pouring, it was Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko's turn.

After all, he is a lover of sweets, even if he is busy eating pastries now, it does not prevent Edogawa from looking around.

He saw Osamu Dazai walking towards him, opened his mouth, "Ahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he stuffed those cakes directly into his mouth.

Then Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his round cheeks like a little squirrel stuffed with peanuts, and stared at the ceramic teapot in Osamu Dazai's hand expectantly with wide green eyes.

It looks delicious, Ranpo-sama will eat a lot, a lot...!

double! !

double times! ! !

"Ranpo..." Osamu Dazai called out Edogawa Ranpo's name slowly, and when he saw this person, he remembered what happened a few days ago.

At that time, Edogawa Ranpo and Takenzai went on a mission together, but in the middle of the mission, Takenzai was suddenly caught by his ex-girlfriend.

Edogawa Ranpo disliked Buteizai for being too slow in resolving those ex-girlfriends, so he resorted to a three-inch tongue to fool the group of women.

As a result, Takenzai somehow turned into a poor younger brother who was looking for the twin brother who ran away from home, and he himself became Osamu Dazai who had been lucky after he ran away from home, and was labeled as a rebellious love interest.

What's even more outrageous is that one, two or three of those women actually believed Edogawa Ranpo's nonsense, and followed the route they pointed out to find themselves? !

Damn...!

Picking up girls is like learning to practice, if you don't advance, you will retreat...

Even if he was very lucky when he was alive, after staying in the library for nearly a hundred years, after such a long time of quiet life, the original means of teasing the younger sister are much weaker.

I lost so many girls all at once, I almost capsized the boat, you know that? !

Osamu Dazai said that he holds grudges, very grudges...

So while pouring milk tea for Edogawa, he glanced at Tong Yao and Atsushi Nakajima with suggestive eyes, "Kyoka is not young anymore, you don't have to look so closely... ..”

The few people at the tea party here are either primary school students who look only 1.3 meters or 1.4 meters tall, or real children like Dunjun and Jinghua...

You, an adult in your 20s, forcibly joined in, wouldn't you feel blushing? !

Although Osamu Dazai didn't say these words, his eyes clearly showed the meaning behind his words.

Ha ha......

Edogawa Ranpo naturally understood Osamu Dazai's taunt, and jumped frantically in the next second.

"Master Ranpo, I have a childlike innocence, a childishness..." Edogawa Ranpo stood up suddenly, and kept emphasizing in his mouth.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows frivolously, and then casually responded: "Yeah, you look young if you are childlike!"

That's what he said, but the perfunctory in his tone was so obvious that everyone could hear it.

"Fool!!!"

The black-haired boy's face was flushed red with incompetence and rage, but he still looked at Osamu Dazai with condescending and provocative eyes, "It's like you who think too much every day, so that you grow old before you grow old. An idiot can't understand Ranpo-sama's happiness!"

"Close to Zhu Zhechi, only idiots will be with idiots!" Edogawa Ranbu resolutely vented his anger.

Wu Zhenzai said that he couldn't pretend that he didn't hear Edogawa Ranpo's words. After all, he didn't want to be called a fool for no reason.

So he quickly ran up to Osamu Dazai, leaned lazily on him as if he had no bones, and then complained to Edogawa Ranbu: "How can you say that? How can I see you like this in the future?" man..."

While speaking, the eyelids were half downcast, revealing a cute and pitiful look that seemed to be crying but not crying.

"Yeah, yeah... being casually identified as an idiot, what should I do in the future?!" Osamu Dazai on the side didn't think it was a big deal, and the ten fingers facing Buteizai Interlocking, weeping sadly.

Then they turned their heads in tacit agreement, and said to Edogawa Ranpo righteously: "You can't say things casually, so you should be responsible for what you say!"

Edogawa hopped around in disorder, and even threw out the milk tea in his hand without any sweet-toothed thoughts, "What is responsible? Who is responsible?! You have to be responsible!!!"

Obviously it was Lord Ranpo who was provoked first, why was he besieged by people in the end? !

"They're quarreling..." Jack was holding the ceramic cup, with doubts well hidden under his plain expression.

Tong Yao nodded, then slowly moved to Andersen's side like a turtle, and then reached out and tugged the sleeve of the blue-haired boy.

Feeling the pull on his sleeves, Andersen lowered his head, said "Huh?" to the nursery rhyme, and then asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

"Are they going to fight?" Tong Yao's eyes were tightly glued to Dazai Osamu's body, her baby voice pierced through the thin white mist.

Andersen took a sip of the milk tea, and then said in a calm tone: "Probably not..." Then he glanced at Osamu Dazai calmly, felt the tit-for-tat anger between them, and covered his face helplessly : "Even if there is a fight, there is nothing to be afraid of."

"Why do you say that?" Jack interjected curiously.

Andersen stretched out his finger, and tapped on the bodies of Dazai Osamu, Takenzai, and Edogawa Ranpo one by one, "Three years old, four years old, six years old... no more!"

After finishing speaking, Andersen turned his head to look at Jack, and said in a very determined tone: "Jack, look, a group of three or four-year-old dolls are fighting, can't we stop it?"

"Andersen, what are you talking about..."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai glanced over, glanced up and down at Andersen's height, and then said in that meaningful tone: "No matter what I do, I am better than you, a ten thousand year elementary school student~ "

Andersen, who was innocently called, said that he was not easy to provoke, and directly complained back.

"Anyway, I'm also a legal wife, much better than you, an old cow eating tender grass!" At least I didn't use my current face to deceive other men and women.

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, leaned on Buteizai's shoulder openly, and said in a teasing tone: "Then at least I still have tender grass to gnaw on, which is better than you who can't gnaw even if you want to~"

"I'm indeed a bit blank in terms of feelings, but it's normal, after all, I don't have that much thought..."

Andersen took a sip of the milk tea lightly, and then glanced at Buteizai who was holding Dazai Ji's waist with that suggestive little look, "I got married and then had a big lover. People's belly , and finally took another female fan into the water to commit suicide, it's not the same..."

"I heard that you are now in a relationship again! I think it's better for you to think about how to explain this to your ex..."

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai frowned, and then felt Takenzai's arms wrapped around his waist tightened for a moment.

Buteizai and Osamu Dazai looked at each other, and then raised the corners of their mouths full of interest at the man.

Although I actually have many girlfriends, but now the one who overturned is another person, don't you know that you should seize this rare opportunity?

"I'm a literati, can a literati's romanticism be called romantic...?"

Osamu Dazai looked away guiltily, and then yelled to himself: "Everyone is the same, this is the norm in society, there is nothing to say..."

"And I have more girlfriends who just had sex once. It's much better than the little slug and his teacher and friend dating and cohabiting with a woman at the same time..." Osamu Dazai changed the subject decisively, and at the same time, he asked in his heart Nakahara Chuya, who was murdered by the wind review, also apologized.

sorry, shorty...

For the sake of my future happy life, I can only wrong you now!

Eh, eh?Eh! !

Hearing these words, Edogawa Ranpo immediately regained his energy, but it was Buteizai who moved faster than him.

As a bad friend who is happy as long as Zhong Yuan Zhong is not happy, Wu Zhenzai showed great concern for the ins and outs of this romantic affair.

I saw that he didn't even care about his boyfriend, he directly took out his phone and turned on the recording mode, then put it near Dazai Osamu's mouth, and asked in a cheerful and expectant tone: "What's going on here? ?”

"Do you want to know?" Osamu Dazai elongated his tone slowly, and his tone was full of a mysterious atmosphere.

Wu Jingzai nodded quickly.

Osamu Dazai smiled mysteriously, and then cooperatively moved his mouth close to the phone of Buteizai who was recording, "The cause of the incident is this..."

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: Thank you, little dwarf, for saving my life *^_^*!

Nakahara Chuya: Fuck (a plant)! ! !

Buteizai: hhhh, there is new material to laugh at the little slug~

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