How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Although Osamu Dazai really wanted to sleep there casually after eating, but for some reason, Buteizai very firmly asked to go back to the dormitory to rest.

Osamu Dazai, who considers himself a caring and good couple, agreed to Takenzai's request, and walked towards the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency dizzily while blowing the slightly cold wind.

By the time they arrived at their destination, they had almost woken up from the drunkenness blown by the wind.

"Oh huh~"

Osamu Dazai crossed his hands and rubbed his shoulders on both sides, then sighed as he walked into the room: "It's really cold here!"

Time flies so fast, it has been several months before I know it, and I still remember that it was still midsummer when I first came here!

If we do the math now, it should have been a while since the library successfully located the coordinates here.

"Yeah, today's weather is really cold..." Butaizai knocked the door of the house behind him, locked it, and walked towards Osamu Dazai step by step.

Then he put his hands on Osamu Dazai's shoulders, and said with a choked voice: "But you know what? My heart is colder than my body..."

"Hey, did I do something wrong again?" Dazai Osamu turned his head pale in shock, and pointed to his cheek with a puzzled face.

Although I don't know what the script is this time, but it's definitely right to cooperate~

After all, you are the one who gets the benefits in the end, right?

Wu Zhenzai covered his face with his hands, and cried out like the heroines in those idol dramas: "You still said that you have no problem...that wife, lover and female fan are again... what happened?!"

"I feel like I am as vast and boundless as the grassland of Hulunbeier now... Tell me, isn't it small two small three small four small five... everything is ready for me?"

When he said this, Wu Zhenzai sucked his nose fiercely and let out an earth-shattering choking sound.

"No, no, no! You believe me..."

Osamu Dazai shook Takenzai's shoulders vigorously like the male protagonists in those idol dramas, and said in an excited and sincere tone: "Since I'm with you, I don't have those extravagant thoughts anymore. , now I only have you, really!"

Such a move should be able to show his excitement, right?Dazai thought so.

"I do not believe!!"

Takenzai pushed Dazai away with a wave of his hands, and then he lost control of his emotions and pushed him onto the sofa, "You have both sons and daughters, I'm sorry I'm still alone!"

He sighed in a chant tone, and at the same time straddled Dazai Osamu's abdomen.

Before Shi Dazai explained anything, Takenzai's expression changed, and he took out a pair of handcuffs from the gap in the sofa with lightning speed, and then handcuffed Dazai's hands around the edge of the sofa. together.

"No, I must punish you!" He deftly said the delicate words in a female voice, and then unbuttoned Dazai Osamu one by one.

It looks like this is getting to the point~

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, then relaxed his abdominal muscles, "How are you going to punish me?"

"of course......"

Before Osamu Dazai could finish his sentence, he held his stomach unbearably and burst out laughing loudly: "Hhh, I can't do it anymore, I can't hold it anymore, this is so funny!"

Wu Zhenzai drew circles on Dazai Zhi's waist and abdomen, and said with a half-smile: "You are really like this, waiting here for me to punish you, right?"

After he finished speaking, he gave Osamu Dazai a wink, and then took off his coat.

"But to be able to say that..."

Osamu Dazai paused in the middle of his speech, then grinned and made an exaggerated expression, "I really have to admire you!"

Unexpectedly, he didn't move at all, such a firm will is rare!

"This kind of thing has been practiced and practiced, and it is nothing at all..." Wu Zhenzai waved his hand casually, wanting to speak this level of language without changing his expression As long as you have a thick skin you'll be fine.

Then he pressed his shoulders with his hands crossed, raised his eyebrows casually and said: "I should admire you! You can quickly connect to my script, and directly expand it..."

Although under the addition of Osamu Dazai, the already bloody script became even more bloody.

"You know what? You shook so hard just now!"

Buteizai leaned over, leaned his mouth against Osamu Dazai's ear, and said, "If it wasn't for my good physical fitness, if I were replaced by a slightly weaker person, I might just pass out."

"Then I don't believe you~" Osamu Dazai answered the words without changing his face when he complained passionately about Buteizai.

Buteizai put his hand on Osamu Dazai's belt, and after pulling it off, he couldn't stop saying: "Okay, we should also get to the point..."

After speaking, he just sat down in the current posture without even thinking about it.

hiss--

With a muffled groan, Wu Zhenzai's face turned pale, and cold sweat dripped down from his forehead drop by drop.

I have no strength, can't move...

The tearing pain suddenly hit the nerve endings, and his whole body froze in place and did not move.

"Ah! Aah! Aww!!"

After Osamu Dazai saw this scene, he yelled without thinking, "It hurts so much! It hurts us so much!!"

Wu Detective Zai, who was in so much pain that he was about to be knocked out of his wits, suddenly returned rationally. Seeing what happened now, he was directly laughed out of anger.

"You fuckin', now it's me..."

Butei Zai had a pale face, pretending to be innocent, and patted Dazai Osamu on the cheek, "What are you calling me here now?!"

"Why should I shout? Isn't it obvious, you don't love me anymore!" Dazai said righteously.

Wu Jingzai had a headache and shouted loudly: "How can I not love you?!"

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai burst into tears, not to mention how sad he looked.

"You used to be very gentle, but now you are so rough, you must be impatient with me!" Osamu Dazai retorted louder while crying.

Fuck (a plant)! ! !

After hearing this, Buteizai became irritable, grabbed Dazai's shoulder and began to complain: "Then you are the same, you don't love me anymore!"

"What's wrong with me, me?" Osamu Dazai asked aggrievedly.

Takenzai was waiting for this moment, he weakly pulled Osamu Dazai's shoulder and cried: "You are having sex with me now. You are crying and howling like ghosts and wolves in bed, you must despise me!"

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai immediately changed his face, not even in Sichuan opera so quickly.

"I'm doubting my sponge body, what if it breaks after such an impact?" Osamu Dazai joked with a playful smile.

Accept it when you see it, accept it when you see it, if you really get angry with Wu Zhenzai, what should you do if the benefits you get are gone?

Wu Detective Zai let out a soft snort, and looked down contemptuously, "How is that possible? If it's so useless, I'll do it instead!"

"There won't be such a day!" After hearing this, Osamu Dazai said with a firm tone of excitement behind his back.

Just when they were about to continue, Wu Zhenzai seemed to have discovered something suddenly, picked up the blanket thrown on the ground and wrapped them both.

The next second, the window was pushed open from the outside, and at the same time a cheerful voice sounded: "Here is everyone's favorite magic, Meili sauce, a brand new debut!!"

At the same time, a black-clothed girl with silver and white curly hair appeared in front of them together with a stylishly dressed blond man.

cough cough...

After hearing these words, Osamu Dazai let out an earth-shattering cough.

"Merlin, why did you come here at this hour?!" The brown-haired young man shouted loudly.

At the same time, he quickly untied his locked hands, sat up and hugged Butan Zai and the blanket tightly together.

After the memory was modified, the knowledge was much less compared to the original ACE, who used clairvoyance to see the world all the time, so the well-informed Merlin quickly came back to his senses.

He coughed slightly, and then continued as if nothing happened: "Isn't there good news for you, so you are in a hurry to find the door~"

Who knew it would be such a coincidence that it happened to meet some unspeakable scenes.

"So what's the matter?" Osamu Dazai asked with a dark face.

If it was him normally, he would probably know what happened when he saw the ACE on the side.But it's different now, the situation is too thrilling, he was so frightened that he still hasn't completely recovered.

If there is a next time, it is estimated that it will be directly abolished.

Merlin, who understood Dazai's face, didn't intend to continue teasing. After all, it's good that Dazai doesn't go crazy, and it hurts to beat someone when he goes crazy.

So he patted the shoulder of ACE next to him, and praised in a deep tone full of emotion: "Mr. Xiuzhi, I have to say that your vision is really good!" Then he turned his head and looked at the blond young man beside him , "Perhaps you would like to tell Mr. Xiuzhi yourself that you have achieved something during this period of time?"

After hearing this, ACE stepped forward, saluted gracefully and said, "Thanks to you, I have successfully earned 1000 million this month."

That is to say, he has to be a male publicist, and he also has to spare time to spend time in the casino. He is usually so busy that he is almost skyrocketing.

But the good news is that with such a good start, as long as the car does not overturn halfway, it can go up all the way, and the money owed can be paid off in at most ten years!

"Master Tsushima, you are so generous. I am very honored to be your subordinate." ACE continued to express his loyalty, and his pupils were full of admiration and sincerity.

Merlin watched the play with a smile, and then answered the conversation: "Now he has three nights in public relations, three nights in the casino, and one day to rest. Judging from this work frequency, he can still make money very quickly."

Working six nights a week...

Osamu Dazai nodded thoughtfully, then looked at Buteizai in dismay, and he knew that the brain circuits of the two of them were aligned again.

"I heard Xiu Zhi talk about Mr. A..."

Wu Zhenzai spoke slowly, with a tone full of tenderness and amiability: "Although the current speed is fast and there is still a good start, but after all, it will be Mr. A's most precious youth. It's not nice to waste ten years..."

Wu Detective Zai frowned sympathetically when he said this, and he couldn't see the psychological action of stepping on the tomb after he had dug someone into a trap.

"Then what do you think..." ACE subconsciously asked.

Takenzai glanced at Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai, who was bathed in such gaze, scratched his chin, and said with a serious face: "Mei Li, if I remember correctly, your magical girl website is still very good. Famous, right?"

Merlin nodded, ACE was thoughtful.

"In that case..."

Osamu Dazai glanced at ACE apologetically, "If you don't mind, I don't have anything to do during the day anyway, you can join Meili's website as the next magical girl."

"The existing website traffic is still there. If you can quickly accumulate a lot of popularity, you should be able to become an excellent Internet celebrity." Osamu Dazai analyzed for ACE bit by bit: "Now you are a well-known Internet celebrity. , Whether it’s bringing goods or accepting advertisements or anything else, the speed of making money is very fast..."

"And you just need to overcome your shame and spend three or four hours a day." Wu Zhenzai answered.

After hearing this, Mei Li clapped her hands together, it's wonderful~ this idea!

ACE did not agree immediately, but said that he needed to think for a while, and Osamu Dazai expressed his understanding of this.

After this conversation, ACE looked at Osamu Dazai and Buteizai, who was embracing him with the same appearance, and finally couldn't restrain his curiosity.

While paying attention to Dazai Osamu's expression, he asked cautiously: "Excuse me, are you two..."

Osamu Dazai smiled, and stroked Takenzai's cheek lightly.

"Are you curious about our relationship?" Wu Zhenzai tilted his head.

ACE nodded silently, looking cautious as if he was afraid that Osamu Dazai would get angry.

Buteizai embraced Osamu Dazai's cheek with the same movement, and replied: "Double body, have you heard that we have been looking for a suitable partner, but found that other people are always a little bit worse, even worse than ourselves. …”

So, instead of just doing it, it's better to just choose to be a daffodil.

"I see..." Although ACE still didn't understand how this was done, he agreed with Osamu Dazai and Buteizai.

A man as handsome, wealthy, and good-natured as Mr. Tsushima is indeed not worthy of ordinary people.

So ACE sincerely praised: "Mr. Tsushima is the best, and naturally deserves the best!"

Afterwards, they said their goodbyes quickly. Seeing the backs of Merlin and ACE leaving, Takenzai pressed Dazai Osamu on the sofa again.

"The one that was interrupted just now, let's continue~" He circled and proposed with a smile on his face.

Osamu Dazai looked at the clock next to him, "It's late now..."

"It's okay~"

Buteizai approached Osamu Dazai's ear, and whispered softly: "Isn't the whole detective agency going to play on that small island tomorrow? The scheduled cruise is at [-] pm, and we still have a lot of time... .”

Night is still long.

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, cadre A is really miserable. Not to mention being brainwashed, he still sells himself as a male publicist, and then goes to a casino or even dresses up as a magical girl. What's even more miserable is that all the money he earns is given to Dazai His, I have nothing at all~

Miserable ACE!

In addition, the collection is full of 6000+, these days I will increase the update of 3000+ to 4000+, a total of three chapters will be added after the collection is reached