How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Because of the late departure time, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening when the cruise ship arrived at the edge of the island.

It was not early at this time, and it was said that it would take more than half an hour to reach the hotel from the pier, so everyone chose to rest in the rooms on the cruise ship for one night.

The next morning, at about [-]:[-], the tour guide arranged for the tourists boarded the boat.

"Hi everyone, just call me Xiaoxun!"

The woman with a single ponytail in sportswear looked very capable. She smiled sweetly and led everyone off the cruise ship, "It takes about half an hour to get to the Central Hotel by car. After getting on the car, I will use this free time to chat with everyone Tell me about this island!"

After listening to the tour guide's words, everyone boarded the bus with the other party indifferently, and then found a place to sit together in twos.

After everyone found their seats, the tour guide and the driver in front whispered a few words, and then the bus started to drive slowly.

Then the tour guide stood at the forefront and looked around at the people in the car.

"Okay, so let's get straight to the point..."

She clapped her hands, walked briskly in front of everyone, and then pulled the black string behind the seat casually, "Look, this book is a map and introduction of the island, which shows the various areas on the island The location distribution and the opening hours of the activities and attractions, everyone should pay attention to it!"

After hearing this, Zaizhi pulled away the black string in front of him, took out the book on it, unfolded it, put it together with Zai Butei, and began to read it carefully. Read the contents of the book carefully.

The first is the historical background of the island. It is said that their ancestors migrated to this island thousands of years ago because of natural and man-made disasters.

Later, because everyone came and went from all corners of the country and had different beliefs, there were some disputes among the people who migrated over the issue of offering sacrifices to the gods.

After all, I have believed in it for so many years, why should I suddenly change my belief?

But they couldn't convince each other, and finally someone proposed to select twelve main gods in their respective belief systems, and then hold sacrificial ceremonies according to the changes of seasons and months.

That is to say, for twelve months a year, a ceremony to worship the gods is held every month.

"This kind of ceremony is held so frequently..." Looking at the contents of this book, Wu Zhenzai complained in a low voice.

Then he put his head close to Zaizhi's ear, and whispered in the other's ear: "It's okay that the productivity has increased because of technology. In the past, eating and drinking depended entirely on the sky. Ten. Yes. Eight. Nine How on earth do they manage to hold a sacrificial activity every month when they still can’t get enough to eat?!”

After all, it is a sacrifice, food, vegetables and fruits alone are definitely not enough, blood food and meat are indispensable...

Wouldn't it be that even if you starve to death, you have to do the sacrificial activities well? !

"Who knows~"

Dazai Osamu said casually, and then began to flip through the content on the next page.

At this moment, Nakahara Nakahara, who was sitting with Miyazawa Kenji, suddenly asked loudly, "I see that it says that the sacrifice is held once a month, so when is the sacrifice event this month?"

"In addition, we tourists, have you seen the possibility of holding the event?" He didn't speak much, and the questions he asked directly pointed to the things he was most concerned about so far.

The staff member was slightly taken aback, and then answered immediately: "This month's sacrificial activities are organized by the Wisdom Order, in order to let the gods bless everyone, so that everyone on the island has a flexible mind that can adapt to difficulties in the face of difficulties."

"The time is four days later. If you are interested, it doesn't matter if you go and take a look. After all, this is open to the public!"

She answered directly without thinking. After all, this kind of thing is the most basic common sense for the local residents of the island.

After hearing this, Du Wuzhenzai couldn't help but burst into a "puchi" laugh, then turned around and lay down on the back of the seat, mocking Zhongye Zhongye carelessly.

"Chuuya, you really have to worship this god~"

He stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, then nodded his furry brown head with his right hand, "After all, he is a little slug who only knows how to use violence and never uses his brain. I really doubt whether you have seven seconds The above memory?!"

Nakahara Chuya crushed the iron water cup in his hand, picked it up, and threw it in the direction of Butei Zai's head.

"That's better than you, a guy who is lazy every day, even if he has a head, he would use it for eating, drinking and having fun!" Nakahara Zhongya howled angrily.

Butai Zai quickly avoided the wreckage of the iron water cup, and then continued to provoke: "Slightly slightly~ slightly slightly! I can't hit~ I can't hit!" Then he stuck out his tongue, and put his hands on his hips in high spirits ., "Hahahaha, little dwarf, your accuracy is getting worse and worse, do you need me to prepare a pair of reading glasses for you?!"

"But this is normal. After all, you are not like us. As a short man, you can't even see the scenery above the seat, let alone parabolic objects!"

Fuck, how come the bastard mackerel has become more and more...? !

Zhong Yuan was also silent for a while, and finally couldn't bear it any longer, he strode up and walked to Wu Zhenzai's seat, grabbed the other party's collar and lifted him up directly.

But maybe because of his lack of height, the legs of Buteizai who was picked up were lazily straddling the ground...

You don't even need to stand up straight!

Perhaps Chuya Nakahara didn't blow up fast enough, but Butanzai winked on purpose, this strange behavior was naturally noticed by Zhongya Zhongyuan who was standing in front of Buthenzai.

"What's wrong?!" Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows, his expression sharp.

Wu Jingzai pursed his lips aggrievedly, and then pointed in the direction of his thigh, "Isn't it because of you, little dwarf?"

He complained loudly, and then answered immediately, "Look at my legs, they were dragged directly on the ground, please trouble me to curl them up!!"

Hey, my pair of long legs that can't be put down! ! !

"If this leg is useless, it is recommended to cut it off!" Otherwise, it would be an eyesore...

Chuya Nakahara smiled ferociously, and then raised his right hand in the gesture of a knife.

Osamu Dazai slapped Nakahara Chuya's left hand away with a sliding shovel, then embraced Buteizai's waist from behind, lifted him up while hugging him, and moved him to the inner seat by the window.

Then he pointed to the bus under him, and said: "It's still on the moving vehicle! You can do whatever you want after getting off the bus, but don't make trouble at this time..."

Nakahara took a look at Osamu Dazai, and then withdrew his hand bored.

"Just pamper him! According to this guy's aggressive nature, how long can you wipe his ass?"

Regarding Nakahara Chuya's statement, Osamu Dazai showed a noncommittal smile, while Buteizai poked his head out secretly, and kept making faces at the other party.

yaoxi~

I don't care how long he can wipe my ass, but before that, I must make you, the little dwarf, pissed off to death first!

Kenji Miyazawa, who saw all the causes and consequences in his eyes, suddenly clapped his hands, and then touched his head suddenly, "Is this the unique way of greeting people in the city? I learned it! I learned it!!"

The author has something to say: I’m so sleepy, let’s squint for a while~

Chirp, miserable!