How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Maybe it was Osamu Dazai's persuasion that played a role, or maybe it was some other reason that cannot be said. Nakahara also made it clear that he was about to blow up, but he was persuaded in the end.

He turned his head and gave a low "cut", then pressed the hat on his head and apologized to the stunned tour guide: "Sorry, miss, I disturbed you!"

"Ah, nothing, nothing!"

The tour guide raised her hands in front of her chest, waved again and again, and at the same time squeezed out a business-like smile on her face, "After all, it's your internal personal problem, and it didn't lead to any serious consequences. As long as there is no next time, it will be fine.. ...."

Then she changed the subject and forcibly brought back the topic at the beginning: "Everyone here is an adult and has their own judgment. They definitely don't like me staring at you all the time like the kind of teacher who takes elementary school students out for fun. looking at you..."

"So everyone, remember my mobile phone number. I will convey the content of some interesting group activities to you. If you are interested and really want to participate, you can send me a message or call me. Come and help you arrange it!"

After finishing speaking, the tour guide spit out a series of numbers neatly, and everyone quickly recorded this series of numbers in their mobile phone directory.

After writing it down, Osamu Dazai waved his hand and asked loudly: "So Miss Tour Guide, what are the recent activities?"

"Did you see the forest marked on the map?"

The tour guide pointed to the map and said with a smile: "There will be a bonfire party in this place today and tomorrow. If you are interested, you can come and have a look!"

I remember that her finger moved to the bottom right of the map again, "There is a racecourse in the plain here, and it will be open to the public every afternoon. If you are interested, you can try to choose the horse you like."

"Then there will be a fishing competition held every three months in five days, and maybe we will catch unique fish on our small island. If you are fishing enthusiasts, you can come and try to challenge!"

After finishing speaking, the lady tour guide stopped talking, looked around the crowd with slanted eyebrows and eyes, and then secretly examined in her heart who seemed to be interested in the activities she mentioned.

"What is that special fish?" Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had always been silent, asked suddenly, causing several other people to turn their heads and look over.

But Fukuzawa Yukichi, who has become the focus of everyone's attention, doesn't care about it at all. Although he has a deadpan look of "Don't beat me!" All kinds of cats are occupied.

special fish...special fish...special fish...

What kind of special law is this?

If these special fish are used to make small fish jerky, will it attract any kittens? !

Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes began to shine when he thought of which blind kitten might touch him in his lifetime.

If it's for cats, I can! ! !

After successfully breaking through Fukuzawa Yukichi's paralyzed face, and seeing the nature of the other party's cat control, Dazai Osamu leaned on Buteizai's shoulder with a smile, and while playing with the other party's fingers, he suggested anxiously and kindly: " Since President Fukuzawa likes cats so much, why don't we try to catch a cat and give him a hug?"

"Do you really think I haven't tried this method?" Takenzai sneered, then lowered his head and gently kneaded Osamu Dazai's eye sockets, until a faint blush appeared at the end of his eyes.

Then he raised the sideburns beside Osamu Dazai's ears, squinted his eyes and pressed the other's earlobe, and then made a look immersed in memories, "I tried this method at the beginning, the Haruno family is now raising That three-flowered cat was abducted by me for the president..."

"What about the result? What happened..."

Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at it with great interest, and then rubbed the tip of Buteizai's nose time after time.

Wu Zhenzai rubbed back, and then started to hold back a smile, "What happened..."

He kissed Dazai Osamu's lips with a tactful eyebrow, and then scratched Dazai Osamu's cheek "swish".

"That's it-"

"The president took the cat from my hand, and when he picked it up in front of his eyes, he was given a few paws!" Takenzai gently stroked the claw marks left on Osamu Dazai's face, and then He licked his fingertips with the tip of his tongue.

When the atmosphere was just right, the mobile phone in Buteizai's pocket suddenly started to vibrate and move, the two of them stopped the movement of their hands, and then it looked like Buteizai's pocket.

Cut, it sounded suddenly at this time, what a disappointment!

The mobile phone moved a few times, and then quickly returned to calm, so Takenzai and Dazai Osamu planned to restart the interrupted post just now.

Then when they got close to each other, the phone started to vibrate again, this time it didn't stop directly like before, but kept going between "vibration-vibration-stop-vibration-stop" wandering.

It was like a patient suffering from epilepsy.

Osamu Dazai took the phone out of Buteizai's pocket with a gloomy expression, and after opening it, there was a series of missed calls from Kunikida Doppo, as well as text messages that successfully swiped the screen one after another.

[Pay attention to the occasion!Don't show your affection outside casually! ! ! 】

One can feel Kunikida Doppo's collapse after reading these text messages, but the current Osamu Dazai doesn't care about him, because the two of them also collapsed when they were interrupted when they were about to kick the door.

Kunikida Doppo, right...

Osamu Dazai murmured the name in his mouth, okay, I remember you!

Wait for me! !

Although he thought so in his heart, when he looked up at Wu Zhenzai, there was still that gentle smile like a mask on his brows and eyes.

Looking at Wu Jingzai, he couldn't help reaching out to press his eyebrows, and then asked briskly: "What's wrong? With this look..."

"nothing......"

Osamu Dazai answered casually, and then opened the phone's interface and displayed it in front of Buteizai, "It seems that some people are very uncomfortable with the scene of our two making out~"

After hearing this, Butei Zai leaned over excitedly, and after seeing the content of the text message on the phone interface, a thoughtful look flashed in his eyes, and then he took the phone and turned to Dazai in tacit agreement. Head looking to the right direction.

Kunikida Doppo and Tianshan Hanabou sat there.

When the blonde-haired young man saw Osamu Dazai and Buteizai finally noticed him, he danced and made a lot of gestures that outsiders would find incomprehensible.

Facing such a situation, both Dazai Osamu and Buteizai showed a dazed look with a tacit understanding.

He usually looks so smart and clever, why did he suddenly become stupid at this time?

Does falling in love really lose IQ? !

Kunikida Doppo cursed secretly in his heart, and then opened his mouth to convey the message word by word with his lips: "You two, restrain me, there are still outsiders watching!"

If I lose the face of the detective agency, I will never let you go! !

After understanding the message from Kunikida Doppo, Dazai Osamu and Buteizai looked at each other, and then they suddenly picked up the mobile phone in Buteizai's hand and started editing the text message.

[So are you envious?Because both of us are out of singles, and you are still single in the end~]

first kill!

Kunikida Doppo felt a sharp arrow stuck in his forehead, and the three characters "Single Wang" were written in big characters on it!

Takenzai took the phone from Dazai Osamu, and started to edit the second text message with a smirk on his face.

【You don't need to be sad because you can't find a girlfriend, after all, your nearly [-] requirements are too harsh...】

[When you meet those girls who confess to you, you can tell her openly—"You can't meet my requirements for choosing a spouse!", and then get slapped in the face, and continue to enjoy your single noble life~]

doublekill! !

Kunikida Doppo twitched, he began to think of the last time he saved a girl from the bomber.

As a result, I didn't understand the other party's confession at the time, and bluntly said that the person did not meet my aesthetic requirements, and then I was sent to the scene of a series of slaps...

Heartbroken! !

After seeing the text message edited by Takenzai, Osamu Dazai began to chuckle.

After hearing about Doppo Kunikida's expectations for married life and requirements for a future partner from Buteizai, he suddenly had a good idea...

So he took Wu Zhenzai's hands and began to edit the last text message word by word.

【Although you have a lot of requirements, I believe that one day you will meet a girl who fully meets your vision...】

【After all, there are so many people in this world, so there will naturally be all kinds of girls with different personalities...】

After seeing these two text messages, Kunikida Doppo heaved a sigh of relief, it turned out that Dazai could still speak human language.

But in the next second, he knew that he had relaxed too early.

[However, by that time, you may be in your seventies and eighties, and when you meet a girl who meets your requirements, you can only sigh with emotion, "Your birth, I was not born"~]

[Maybe the other party will say to you in a particularly gentle and virtuous manner——Grandpa, remember to be careful when walking! 】

triple kill! ! !

puff--

Kunikida Doppo's glasses shattered after seeing the last two text messages.He raised his glasses slowly, his eyes twitching as he looked at the information on the phone.

On the side, Tianshan Hanabou looked at Kunikida Doppo with pity, and he also saw the message from the mobile phone.

Well, it's still your misery!

But since he knew what kind of dog Dazai Osamu was, why did he keep provoking him?

Tian Shan Hanabou said that he could not understand Kunikida Doppo's operation.

Half an hour passed quickly, and after they booked the hotel, they separated to explore the areas they were interested in.

After Dazai Osamu and Buteizai bought fishing hooks and bait from the store in the center of the town, they followed the map and found the edge of the creek that separated the plain from the town.

"How about going over there?"

Osamu Dazai pointed to a bank made of rocks, "This is probably the deepest place on the edge of the creek, and the current is not as fast as other places..."

Takenzai glanced at the place pointed out by Osamu Dazai, then picked up a long dry branch from the side, and plunged the pole directly into the water.

After a while, he lifted the branch out of the stream and took a look.

"It's about [-] to [-] centimeters deep, that's ok, let's go this way!" Wu Zhenzai said, and then took out the fishing rod and started to install the bait.

Osamu Dazai took out two cushions from the mountaineering bag, and after putting them away, placed the rack for the fishing rods.

When all was done, they sat on the mats and fished.

It seemed that they had good luck today, but they had already caught seven or eight fish in three or four hours.

Perhaps because of sitting for a long time, Osamu Dazai felt a little numb in his feet.Then he stood up, and while looking at the blacktail fish in the plastic bucket, he muttered to himself in a trance: "It is said that there is a special kind of fish in this place, why haven't I seen it yet?"

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Dazai Osamu muttered for a long time, Takenzai suddenly got up and grabbed the fishing rod that Dazai Osamu placed on the shelf.

"Look, isn't that the special fish that the tour guide mentioned earlier?!" He held the fishing rod in one hand and Osamu Dazai in the other, and said excitedly.

After hearing this, Osamu Dazai walked to the bank and murmured, "Such a coincidence? Let me see..." while looking into the creek.

Perhaps because of the constant struggle of the biting fish, the sediment at the bottom of the stream was thrown out.But even so, you can vaguely see the golden brilliance on the back of the fish in the sand.

After seeing the golden touch, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he shouted, "That's right, this is it! It's exactly the same as what the tour guide said..."

Then he immediately picked up the fishing net on the side and rushed to the shore to help fish out the fish.

"Wait, Xiuzhi, be careful!!!"

Following Buteizai's shout, Dazai Osamu, who picked up the fish, slipped and fell into the creek.

The author has something to say: Let's see how many people have overturned in this chapter...

Well, the president, Dazai, and Kunikida, let me think about which one to persecute next.

感谢在2020-11-3022:15:14~2020-12-0620:14:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Ye Kezhi; 1 bottle of cool summer;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!