How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

The clear water drenched his whole body, feeling the familiar cold feeling around him, Osamu Dazai subconsciously wanted to relax his body muscles, allowing himself to be submerged in the stream.

But in the next second, the tail of the goldtail fish in his arms flicked, and the action of going to slip away directly woke up Osamu Dazai.

It was so hard to get it, and I even entered the creek for it. After paying such a price, how can I let the other party escape like this? !

Osamu Dazai thought this way, and then put his hands together and hugged the goldtail in his arms.

"Look, I caught it!" Dazai Osamu stood up from the stream, and showed a bright smile to Buteizai.

The cold stream soaked the whole body, making the clothes that were not too thick to stick tightly to the body, faintly revealing some muscle lines.

Drops of water slid down the cheeks, coupled with the brown hair that was no longer fluffy after being soaked, Dazai Osamu looked like a black cat after being pressed to take a bath .

no, not cats...

Takenzai shifted his gaze to Dazai Osamu's smiling face, this silly and stupid look is more like a dog than a proud cat!

Takenzai gave a secret "cut" in his heart, then walked slowly to the bank, and stretched out his hand to Osamu Dazai who was smiling brightly in the stream. "Come on up!" he said.

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes because he didn't understand, not understanding what this man was up to.But in the end, he still walked towards the shore with the goldtail in his arms according to what Wu Jingzai said.

hiss--

In the next second, Osamu Dazai gasped, because Butaizai was pinching his cheeks with both hands.

Takenzai squeezed Osamu Dazai's cheek with a slightly hooked corner of his mouth and twirled it twice. After letting go, he patted the blush on both ends of his cheek lightly. He turned his head in distaste, "You're so stupid to laugh!"

The disgusted Osamu Dazai shook his head, stood up and threw the goldtail fish in his arms into a plastic bucket on the shore, then quickly grabbed Buteizai's arm, and pulled it hard in his direction... .

Wu Jingzai swayed to the east and west a few times, but still couldn't bear the force of inertia, and fell into the creek together.

Snapped--

The stream splashed, and Osamu Dazai fished up Buteizai who was also soaked from the bottom of the stream with a smile.

"Now we are the same~" He gently lifted the hair on the edge of Butei Zai's cheek, and whispered in the other's ear.

Wu Zhenzai twitched the corners of his mouth, his eyelashes trembling slightly...

But before he could say the words, he realized that Osamu Dazai, who was holding him, paused, and looked past him to the opposite side.

Then he let out a miserable scream with an "Aww", and then wailed: "My fish!!"

Bastard fish thief, keep fish in his mouth! ! !

After hearing this, Buteizai turned his head subconsciously, and then saw a thin black cat.

When Osamu Dazai wailed, the black cat trembled a few times, and then jumped onto the rock not far away with a vigorous figure.

Then it turned its head and looked down at Osamu Dazai and Buteizai with those indifferent golden pupils, as if it was despising this Two-legged beast that would scare cats casually.

Finally, under Dazai Osamu's gaze, the black cat turned around resolutely, climbed up the tree trunk with the goldtail in its mouth, and then disappeared into the dense jungle.

"Nasty cat, bastard fish thief..."

Osamu Dazai slapped the surface of the stream impotently and furiously, and then said with a crying face: "It's decided! From today onwards, I will hate cats as a creature, all cats are in the range of hostility..."

Especially Jin Tong's black cat! ! !

Seeing Osamu Dazai with such an expression, Takenzai patted the opponent's shoulder twitchingly, "Okay, at least we confirmed the existence of goldtail fish..." Then he paused, He answered dryly: "As long as there are such fish in the creek, are you afraid that you won't be able to catch them in the future?"

We are going to stay here for a week. I don't believe that we will come here to fish every day for the next period of time. Could it be that we still can't catch a goldtail? !

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai responded aggrievedly, and then hugged Buteizai and kept rubbing against the other's cheek.

So, I became a throw pillow?

When Buteizai thought this way, he heard a steady voice from not far away: "Dazai...?" And Tsushima, what are you doing?

When Dazai Osamu and Buteizai turned their heads, they saw Fukuzawa Yukichi looking back at them in a posture of "an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone".

Although the other party still maintained an expressionless expression, Dazai Osamu and Buteizai could see the "small question marks" that were about to materialize from that face.

So Dazai Osamu and Buteizai waved at Fukuzawa Yukichi with the same brisk expression, "Hey, President, you are here too~" Then they pointed to the flowing stream below them, their eyebrows and eyes curved The suggestion came: "Would you like to come down and try it together? The water temperature here is still good~"

This......

Fukuzawa Yukichi crossed his arms, his eyebrows furrowed tightly.

"You..." He paused, and said with a very tangled look: "It's not summer yet, you two are directly immersed in the stream, won't you really feel cold?"

puff......

Osamu Dazai and Buteizai looked at each other, and then replied with a smile in unison: "Of course not~"

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The morning passed quickly, and after lunch, they brought all the fish they caught from the stream back to the hotel.

"What are you doing in the afternoon?" In the hotel room, Wu Zhenzai was lying on the sofa with a soft pillow in his arms.

Osamu Dazai, who was brewing coffee at the bar next to him, heard Takenzai muttering to himself, and while making beautiful latte art for the coffee, he responded casually: "In the afternoon, I remember that the map says The racecourse in Pingyuan is open in the afternoon, do you want to go there?"

"Don't, don't! I'm too lazy to move..."

Wu Jingzai rolled on the sofa, and then said in a delicate and soft tone: "I have exercised this morning, and I need a place where I can rest quietly in the afternoon!"

Listening to this, Osamu Dazai showed dead fish eyes, did he exercise already in the morning?

"If you talk about exercise, I went to the mall and the canteen, and finally I went into the water, that's called exercise..." Osamu Dazai complained with an embarrassing face: "You just sit there Waiting for me to catch fish and feed them, what the hell are you exercising?!"

"I brought the fishing rod for you~" Wu Zhenzai propped his chin with both hands, and then made a playful wink.

Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly, "Just that one time..." And then I fell directly into it, and the fish were all caught with bare hands.

Wu Jingzai kept rolling over and over again, "Don't care, don't care, I just moved, so I don't need to continue to exercise!"

Seeing Buteizai like this, Osamu Dazai walked around to the room on the other side in a spiritual form, tied pillows on his legs and hands, and then put a pillow under his armpit, and finally covered himself with a thick blanket. Wrap it all up.

Then he poked his head quietly and looked out, Wu Zhenzai was buried face down on the sofa, covering the back of his head with the pillow as if he couldn't hear anything.

good chance!

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his mouth in interest, and tiptoed out...

Then he stood on the edge of the sofa, kicked his legs on the ground and pressed them directly.

Mount Tai overwhelms! ! !

Feeling the weight coming from his body, Butei wanted to turn over and struggle subconsciously, but his movements were quickly suppressed. Dazai relaxed all the muscles in his body, and took six pillows and a blanket directly to Butei. The slaughter was tightly covered.

"Ahem, ahem, let go..." Wu Detective Zai said in a breathless voice, he was out of breath just now.

Dazai Osamu said with a smile: "Don't let it go, laziness is forbidden!" Laziness is punished~

After hearing this, Buteizai struggled continuously, but after getting nowhere, he swung his legs up and down.

It moved like this for about 5 minutes. Under the pressure of Osamu Dazai, Buteizai suddenly stopped his movements like a salted fish after leaving the water.

He slumped on the sofa as if he had no bones, and after a long sigh, he said lazily: "Okay, I've moved now~"

"Just 5 minutes, what is this?!" Osamu Dazai sneered.

"What happened to 5 minutes? Do you look down on this 5 minutes?!"

Butei Jai's retort: ​​"This is not an ordinary 5 minutes, it's 5 minutes of hard work after I accepted such a big burden like you!"

"Its gold content is higher than other brisk walks or running for half an hour~ Do you understand?!"

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai casually responded to Butei Salted Fish Zai, and then brought up the old story again: "But no matter how high the gold content is, it's still 5 minutes...and if Would you be happy if I only had 5 minutes?"

After hearing these words, Butei Zai resolutely blew his hair, and a prehistoric force from nowhere forced him to lift the Dazai Osamu on his body.

"They say this is not just 5 minutes!"

The fearsome Butan Zai sat on Dazai Osamu's body, raised his chin with his right hand, exhaled and said: "And if you only have 5 minutes, I believe that for the happiness between us, you should not Will you mind if I take the position directly~"

Come on, put all those burdens on me, don't pity me for being a delicate flower!

Looking at Buteizai who had fallen into his own fantasy, Osamu Dazai said with a straight face: "No, I think I still really mind!"