How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

Abba aba, aba aba~

The taste of this mushroom is really good!

Osamu Dazai thought this after eating the mushrooms, and then turned his head to look at Kagero who rushed towards him.

"Spit out those mushrooms!" The black-haired, black-eyed boy grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar with a look of despair.

Knowing that this mushroom is poisonous, but eating it with gusto...

Where is God?How can there be such a wonderful person in this world!

Osamu Dazai is notoriously a bitch, as can be seen from the fact that he can throw his friends as collateral in the hotel without any scruples, and then forget about them.

If Osamu Dazai still has the possibility of communicating in his normal state, then he who fell into a fantasy after eating poisonous mushrooms and completely freed himself would no longer be able to respond to Kagero's words in the normal way that ordinary people should have .

So he found that his hands and feet were so soft that he couldn't move, he simply relaxed the muscles of his whole body, his iris-colored pupils were spinning like windmills, "Ah, what? What did you spit? What did I eat?!"

He kept asking back questions, as if he was troubled by this eternal problem.

After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he just waved his hands to the sky, and shouted cheerfully: "No, I didn't eat anything!"

Well, the sky has turned purple, and there are seven-color paramecia floating in the air-they are saying hello to me~

"Stop joking, I've seen it all."

The little boy with black hair and black eyes spoke firmly, and then coaxed Osamu Dazai as if coaxing his younger brother: "Hey, spit that thing out for me."

Yang Yan felt that he was very tired, why should a seven-year-old child be disciplined by an adult like this?

Is there really nothing wrong with such a world? !

"Hey~ Your tone is so disgusting!"

After eating the poisonous mushroom, Dazai three-year-old Ji backed away in disgust.

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Kagero couldn't bear it any longer and threw himself on the brown-haired young man with a "swish", and then kept shaking his shoulders.

You fucking spit out these damn things for me!

Osamu Dazai, who was delirious after being poisoned, snorted childishly, and turned his head angrily, "No, if I say no, then there will be no."

Perhaps to express his protest and anger, he put his hands on his hips like those shrews in his memory when they scolded the street, and then opened his eyes wide like copper bells.

Osamu Dazai: stare——

"Okay, okay, you didn't eat." Being interrupted again and again, the aura that Yang Yan had gathered with great difficulty dissipated all of a sudden.

He clapped his hands, then shook his head helplessly, and asked, "So what does the world look like to you now?"

If I remember correctly, I will have hallucinations after eating poisonous mushrooms. You can judge the damage caused by the mushrooms he ate based on the current situation of Osamu Dazai.

Just hope his bite doesn't cause too serious consequences...

Looking at Osamu Dazai's figure who was a bit dry compared to his own family, Yang Yan thought helplessly.

"Something I saw..."

Osamu Dazai said this, and then sat on the ground dizzily, "Hey, hey", he kept smirking, stretched out his left hand and pointed in the direction of Yang Yan, "Isn't it Snow White you?!"

What the hell is Snow White?

I'm a big man... well, a boy who is about to grow into a hero, how can he recognize me as a weak girl like a princess? !

Dazai Osamu's next words quickly resolved the confusion in Yang Yan's heart. He patted Yang Yan's shoulders with both hands, and then commanded earnestly: "Snow White, Snow White, be careful!"

When he said this, he paused for a while, then waved his limbs, "Your father and king will soon marry a stepmother, who is a vicious witch, and she will order you to be dug up when you grow up because she is jealous of your beauty." Drop your heart."

Wow, such a miserable princess [great reading.jpg].

Watching Dazai Osamu's performance, Kagero showed a pair of dead fish eyes.

Seeing Kagero's extremely cooperative appearance, Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction, then knelt down on one knee and took the other party's hand.

"So since it's all about death, please agree to my request to die in love with me before that!"

He said in a melodious manner, the deliberately drawn out tone was like reading a drama script, "Instead of being murdered to death by a hunter, and then having to face the ending of having your heart cut off for human consumption, it is better to have a heart before that." Together we choose a beautiful place to sleep forever."

At least such a death would not bring pain and despair.

"Ah, sorry, I have no intention of dying for love with you."

After listening to Dazai Osamu's words, Kagero vaguely guessed what kind of story this was about, and decisively rejected the other party's proposal, and said very engagingly: "I am waiting for my prince."

I will not agree to your proposal before the arrival of Prince Bange or Prince Quanna, no, even after they arrive, it is impossible to die with you.

"But your prince is just a corpse lover. You will not be happy if you are with him." After hearing what the princess said, Osamu Dazai said this, and the crystal clear tears flowed from there. Zhang's heartbroken cheeks kept sliding down, as if he sincerely felt sad for such an embarrassing ending.

What a pity for a person who managed to get out of the pit of fire, but was about to rush to another, more terrifying hell, visible to the naked eye.

If possible, I hope to do my best to save her, but I am not a fairy with magic.

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, Kagero said word by word with a good tone: "Even so, I will not give up on him, after all, the princess should be with the prince, not you... "He paused when he said this, and then asked a very perfunctory question: "I still don't know who you are!"

We've got the princess, the king, the stepmother and the prince, and I don't know what else is missing.

"Me? Hehe..."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai patted his head and showed a naive smirk, and a bright apple red appeared on his fair cheeks at some point.

"Don't come here, don't eat me—"

He screamed suddenly, and then stepped back while dancing to hinder Yang Yan who was approaching him, "No matter how fresh and delicious I look, it is a poisonous apple that has been enchanted by a vicious witch. If you eat it, I will throw it away." own life!"

Yuxi, it seems that the evil queen's method of killing the princess has also appeared-poisoning the princess by poisoning the apple.

This is really, old-fashioned and kind of cute!

Kagero squeezed his chin with his right hand, thought of this, and approached Osamu Dazai step by step. "Then what if I want to eat you?"

When he spoke, his tone was gloomy, full of anticipation for the next work, like the vicious villain who was tired of writing in those fairy tales.

"I will never let you succeed..." Dazai Osamu said, and then he stepped back with his arms folded.

This loyal appearance is like those persecuted yellow-flowered girls, coupled with that out-of-this-world personality, it really makes people who see it feel very uncomfortable.

At this time, a group of black-haired male groups who wore clothes similar to Yang Yan's with a stand-up collar, wide cuffs, and long hem quickly ran over from a short distance.

At the same time, a handsome boy among them shouted sharply: "Stay away from my Nissan!!!"

Well, the sound was so loud that the crows perched on the tree were all scared away.

The author has something to say: Poisonous Mushroom Killer: La la la, ha ha ha, today is really~ I am so happy!

Yang Yan: Why did you let me, a seven-year-old child, take care of you? How old are you?

Poisonous Mushroom Three Years Old Zai: Meow meow, don't eat me! !

Quanna: You hentai, stay away from my Nissan! ! !