How to put on the character of Wen Haozai in front of Buteizai

When Osamu Dazai regained his consciousness, he saw the black-haired young man running with his back on his back, Kagero who was guarding him by the side, and a boy who looked seven to eight times similar to him.

This is......

"you're awake......"

Yang Yan found Osamu Dazai who was awake, smiled and explained the cause and effect of the matter to him, then pointed to the little boy beside him and introduced: "His name is Quanna, he is my younger brother."

After Yang Yan's introduction, the little boy on one side looked into the eyes of Dazai Osamu who woke up.

Is this Nissan's savior?It doesn't look like anything special either.

Facing Quanna's slightly probing eyes, Osamu Dazai returned a bright smile with a smile on his face.

"Hi, Dazai. I heard that you saved Nissan. Thank you so much!"

Quan Na scratched her head embarrassingly, and then sincerely apologized to Osamu Dazai: "Also, I misunderstood just now, I am very sorry."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but blush a little. It's time for him to go to the battlefield, but he is still so unstable.

"It's nothing, after all, my performance before was a little..." Osamu Dazai smiled shyly in the middle of speaking.

Although I can’t remember the plots of the previous life clearly, I still have some superficial impressions of the poisonous mushroom slaughter, so when he saw a colorful mushroom in the forest, he ate the mushroom with enthusiasm. .

But it is worthy of being a poisonous mushroom that can turn Buteizai into a funny character, and the effect is indeed conspicuous enough.

Snow White or something, has the person in charge changed from "Dazai Osamu" to Uchiha? !

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but want to cover his face.

Seriously, with Uchiha's delicate face with black hair, white skin and pointed chin, no wonder he was recognized as Snow White by himself.

In the end, he really didn't know what to say, he turned his head to look at Yang Yan, and changed the subject with an awkward expression: "So what are you going to do now?"

"Guess~" Yang Yan blinked playfully.

After seeing Kagero's previously stable attitude become lively, Osamu Dazai's face was full of black lines.

So this is the so-called someone behind, don't you panic?

Seeing Osamu Dazai's expression, Kagero knew that the other party could not give the response he wanted, sighed regretfully, and then said calmly: "Didn't I tell you to help you find someone? This requires the use of my family's information Internet, so it’s better to just go home with me and have an interview with my father.”

After all, you have to know in advance who the person you are looking for is, and what are his external characteristics.Otherwise, looking for a person who has never met before in the vast crowd without knowing anything, is it true that their family is all Immortals of the Six Paths, with three heads and six arms? !

Even if it is a noble family in the ninja world, it will not be so big.

What's more, Osamu Dazai is still the guy who saved his own life, and Uchiha is not so white-eyed that he directly leaves the savior behind when there is no conflict of interest.

"But you actually woke up not long after eating the poisonous mushrooms raw. I thought you would have to be unconscious for a while!"

Yang Yan said such words, and then tentatively walked around Dazai Osamu and looked left and right, as if he wanted to see the current situation of the person clearly.

In a daze, Osamu Dazai seemed to see the word "curious" in the little boy's eyes.

Osamu Dazai, who was not skinny and unhappy, looked at the somewhat dull environment now, winked and said, "Well, it's because my tolerance to poison is better."

After saying this, he could feel the muscles of the black-haired young man behind his back tense unnaturally for a second, but he quickly suppressed it back to its original appearance.

Ah, I'm nervous~

"Is it natural?" Quan Nai interrupted suddenly.

Osamu Dazai turned his head when he heard the words, and shook his head with a smile, "That's not true, but poison resistance is still very easy for me to train."

It's really easy, give yourself some poisonous mushrooms from time to time or mix blood pressure medicine with blood pressure medicine.

"Then how did you train?" After hearing this, Quanna became even more excited, her eyes fixed on Dazai Osamu.

After a while, he realized that his emotions seemed to be showing too much, and he made up with some embarrassment: "Well, I am a premature baby, and my physical fitness is not very good, so I pay more attention to this aspect."

After all, for today's ninjas, most of them will start to take up weapons and go to the battlefield when they are five or six years old.

The gap between premature babies and ordinary people will not be obvious when they become adults. After all, they have already obtained enough chakra during long-term exercise at that time.

But it is different for children, one year old may cause a very large gap, not to mention healthy children and weak children.

Although one's own talent is acceptable, undeveloped geniuses are still very easy to be piled up to death by ordinary adults in the sky, and dead geniuses are nothing.

There are so many brothers and sisters in the Uchiha family, and I haven’t lived enough yet. I still want to eat sweet meatballs with my brothers and watch fireworks together...

So, before that, I must not die!

"There's nothing you can't say. After introducing yourself, you will understand." After hearing this, Osamu Dazai nodded in understanding.

Although the last time he came to this world was during the ninja period thousands of years ago, it does not mean that he is completely ignorant of the later state.

After all, Hokage is one of the three major migrant manga, even people who are not interested in it will understand, not to mention that Hokage is a childhood memory for me in my previous life.

Although I don't remember the other things clearly, the reincarnation of Indra and Asura and the joint efforts of Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara are to stop this kind of "five or six-year-old children have to go to the battlefield, and the average adult can't survive 30 years old." I still have a little impression of the world of "year-old".

Although it seemed like he had thought a lot, it didn't take even a second for Osamu Dazai.

After he came back from his thoughts, he saw Quanna looking at him expectantly, and then began to introduce himself with a smile: "My name is Dazai Osamu, my hobby is suicide, and my motto is a refreshing, bright and energetic self." Killing, my only dream is to find a beauty who is willing to die in love with me."

"What the hell is this?" After hearing Dazai Osamu's introduction, Kagero complained mercilessly.

They are desperately trying to survive, but this guy actually thinks about suicide every day? !

If he hadn't been rescued just now, Dazai Osamu is not a member of the Uchiha clan, otherwise he would definitely punch him up and let him understand why flowers are so popular.

After all, they are all members of the same family, and they have fought since childhood to live a better life. Other people's thoughts are no different from Yang Yan's.

And this, of course, could be noticed by Osamu Dazai.

"Don't underestimate the matter of suicide, you must know that there is a lot of knowledge in it!" Facing their attitude, Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks angrily, and then retorted weakly.

If suicide is really that easy, then it is impossible for neither himself nor Buteizai to kill himself so many times.

After all, living is so tiring.

Regarding Osamu Dazai's rebuttal, Yang Yan was noncommittal, "Then what does this have to do with your poison resistance? It can't be that you have taken too much poison and you have drug resistance!"

Ordinary people will die immediately after taking the poison. Even if they are lucky and can survive once, twice or three times, they will inevitably face death after doing it a few times.

Suicide by eating poison, if this kind of thing can really develop drug resistance, he Uchiha Kyoyan will change his surname on the spot today!

But Yang Yan never thought that there are some people in this world who are born weird, and the Dazai Osamu he met now is undoubtedly the best of the weird, so things like common sense cannot be put on him.

"That's it~" After listening to Kagero's words, Osamu Dazai covered his face with his shy hands, and said in a pretentious way: "Because I hate pain the most, so I have been trying to find a beautiful and painless way to die. Poison, which is convenient, fast and fast-acting, was once my first choice after entering the water."

After saying this, he lowered his head a little discouraged, and the dull hair on the top of his head also drooped because of loss.

"It's just a pity, my not-so-kind guardian stares at me every day, and if there is something wrong, he will carry me over to wash my stomach." Osamu Dazai rested his chin with his right hand, kneading his own experience and that of Buteizai together Afterwards, half-truths and half-false revelations were revealed.

Your guardian is the reaction that ordinary people should make, right?

And when he washes your stomach, why doesn't he wash your head casually?It's best to wash off the water that didn't know when it ran in! ! !

Listening to Dazai Osamu's words, Uchiha Kyoyan couldn't help but look up at the sky—what kind of fairy flower is this!

At this moment, he couldn't help feeling a strong respect for the guardian who hadn't met yet.

Being able to bring this person up and watch him so that he didn't succeed in killing him halfway through, and to restrain his desire to kill and kill him constantly rising in the process, no matter what kind of person the other party is, this perseverance alone It is convincing.

wait wait wait......! ! !

Yang Yan suddenly realized something, suddenly raised his head and stared at Osamu Dazai with a sharp expression, "So you saved me earlier..."

"That's because I'm entering the water~" Before Kagero could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai happily added the answer.

Not only that, but he also narrated his feelings carelessly: "I found you halfway into the water. Anyway, I am a good person, so I can only rescue you first."

So don't thank me, I'm just such a man! ! !

"Didn't you come to find someone? Why..." Yang Yan thought of the person that Osamu Dazai asked him to help find before, and couldn't help but start to feel a little uneasy.

I always feel that this guy may be doing something again, and I really don't know what kind of unexpected reply he will give.

Just as he imagined, Osamu Dazai was so happy that he was about to sing out loud.

But now, after all, he is around the battlefield that has just ended. Although he likes to die, he doesn't mean that he is willing to implicate the descendants of his friends.

So Osamu Dazai just used the back of Uchiha who was carrying him as a desktop, tapped it with his fingertips a few times, and said confidently: "But it doesn't bother me to find someone when I enter the water~"

Yes, he is looking for someone, what does it have to do with daily entry into the water? ? ?

Anyway, I have been in the water so many times from the past to the present, and other people will ignore it when they see it every day, so small things like getting into the water really don't delay my business.

What's more, in the current state, unless it is a must, there is no possibility of death at all.

Regarding Osamu Dazai's daily activities, he himself and those literary giants can regard it as normal, but in the eyes of ninjas in the ninja world, it is very unreasonable.

As I said before, the Uchihas worked so hard to gain a chance on the battlefield, so they simply couldn't understand Osamu Dazai's contempt for his own life.

I joke about things like this every day, what if I don't control it well one day and I really die?

They want to persuade but don't know how to persuade, so they can't say anything with their mouths open and closed.

"Then Mr. Dazai, why do you want to commit suicide?" Finally, in the silence, Uchiha Izuna asked such a question with a complex expression.

Osamu Dazai chuckled lightly at this question.

What kind of smile is this?It is different from the previous one, which was plain or sunny or funny......

He was obviously smiling, but the dark pupils were extremely dim, as if suppressed by the whole world, unable to reveal any light.

Seeing Osamu Dazai like this, everyone present choked.

They feel that they cannot breathe, because once they breathe, they may absorb the dark emotions that the other party emits in the air. This will be a deeper and more terrifying change than death.

In the silence, Osamu Dazai opened the corner of his mouth, "Someone asked me this kind of thing before..." Then he paused, and said with a half-smile: "I think it's a little strange , do you really think that it is meaningful for people to live in this world?"

The author has something to say: I saw the last sentence when I was watching the little wild dog, and I don’t know why I wrote it directly...

It's strange, my Dazai should be a joker or keep sprinkling sugar, why did he suddenly become like this [Meditation.jpg]?

In addition, every time I see Dazai's eyes in Little Stray Dogs lose their brilliance, I think, which one is more serious than Buteizai's black mud and Ke Zong's mental pollution? If the face is completely released, it will definitely make people lose their sanity】? ! !