The days of selling stupid to your boss

"Damn thieves, don't run away!" The fat owner of the fish stall in the vegetable market yelled, and he didn't care about the stall, and chased him out with a kitchen knife.

Running in front of him was a big and nimble black cat with a fish almost the same size as him in its mouth.

The big black cat has a thin waist and no stray hairs all over its body. It shines brightly under the sunlight. I saw him running fast, avoiding the fat boss's kitchen knife attack lightly, and jumping onto the vegetable market without much effort. fence.

The big black cat jumped on the fence and was not satisfied, it actually put the fish down, turned around and spit out its pink tongue provocatively at the fat boss.

There was laughter in the vegetable market, and the fat boss was angry and anxious, but unfortunately his fat body was as heavy as a mountain, and he couldn't easily jump up the wall like a big black cat.He could only watch helplessly as the big black cat stole fish and provoked it, stomping its feet under the wall angrily.

He went back to the fish stall angrily, and came up alone: ​​"Boss, I will pay for the cat's fish."

The boss turned his head and saw that the visitor did not fit the temperament of the vegetable market at all, but looked like a guest who was going to a banquet.The other party is about 25 or [-] years old, wearing a well-pressed three-piece suit, tall and thin, with exquisite facial features that are difficult to describe, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and smiling like a fox.

"Ah? You are the owner of that thief cat?" The fat boss looked at him suspiciously, thinking that it didn't look like it. These young people nowadays are not talking about cats of this breed and that breed all the time. Even if the big black cat is beautiful, it is Just a down-to-earth cat.

The man smiled slightly: "I like that cat very much and want to help it."

Mentioning that thief cat, the fat boss became furious and stopped working. He rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his hips, spitting and saying, "Then why don't you just take it away, this black cat is in my stall. Stealing fish for five days in a row is really abominable."

"Then when does it usually come here to steal fish?" the young man asked sideways.

The fat boss said indignantly: "It's been like this for five days in a row. This cat is better than me at work. Just wait until I handle the fish for the guests. If you catch it, you must teach this cat a lesson." !"

The young man pushed his glasses, shook his head and said, "That's not acceptable. After the cat catches it, it's mine and I can only deal with it."

The fat boss was taken aback for a moment, thinking that as long as someone loses money, he will not lose money, no matter how he handles it, why is he so serious.

"Then I'll catch it with tools at this time tomorrow, and you'll be fine as usual."

The fat boss nodded again and again: "Okay, you must come, I will wait for you to clean up that thief cat!"

The young man didn't even ask about the price, just handed it to the boss one thousand, and walked away with the fruits and vegetables in his hand.

The fat boss thought of the watch that the man inadvertently revealed just now. He seemed to have seen it in some foreign book. It was expensive and limited edition. Cat, young people these days are really amazing.

Ye Xiao ran all the way with a lively fish in his mouth, and came to an abandoned building.

He climbed up into a crevice among the high piles of scrap materials.

There was not much space inside, and there was a chair cushion thrown by someone on the ground, and he spat out the fish on the ground. Ye Xiao collapsed on the soft cushion, yawned big, and showed his sharp fangs.

I really want to sleep on the big bed at home, I really want to eat roast chicken, I really want to go to work, he has disappeared for six days, there is no leave note, no text messages, he must have been fired by the dead fox who loves to torture himself, he Work for a long time!

Yes, Ye Xiao is human, or he was human six days ago.

Ye Xiao wanted to cry when talking about this incident. Seven days ago, he rescued a cat from under the wheel. At that time, the car was less than five meters away from the cat. With a perfect throw, he smashed the briefcase in his hand to the cat. On the cat in the middle of the road.Although the method of saving the cat was somewhat violent, he couldn't care so much at a critical moment. After losing an expensive briefcase and paying countless apologies and money, he went home with the knocked-out big white cat in his arms.

The landlord does not allow pets, so he can only lay the cat on his chest, pretending to have a stomachache and bending over to escape the catastrophe.

The big white cat woke up slowly in the middle of the night, jumped directly onto Ye Xiao's face who was sleeping soundly, and slapped Ye Xiao's face with a pair of meaty claws left and right.

Ye Xiao, who had worked hard all day, was already exhausted like a dog. When he opened his eyes sleepily, he saw the big white cat sitting on his chest, squinting and looking at him with a haughty expression.

Covering his aching face, Ye Xiao said speechlessly, "Master, what's the matter with you?"

The big cat didn't know if he understood or not, and stretched out its paws to gesticulate on his face.

Ye Xiao looked at the black lines all over his head, thinking that this cat is planning to cut himself while it is fresh!He wanted to get up, but was pushed back by the big white cat's paw on his forehead.

The big white cat was amazingly strong, and Ye Xiao couldn't resist at all. When the big white cat finished gesturing to his face, it jumped onto the window sill, opened the window with its claws and jumped down.

Ye Xiao was stunned by his clean and quick movements, and after a while he crawled to the window. He lived on the seventh floor.Fortunately, the big white cat was fine, and turned into a white shadow and ran away.

Ye Xiao rubbed his eyes, deeply felt that he was dreaming, and fell asleep again.

In the early morning, there was a shrill meowing sound from an apartment in City B. The landlord picked up the sweeper and opened Ye Xiao's door with a spare key: "Ye Xiao! I told you that pets are not allowed, do you want to die! "

The room was empty, there was no one there, only the big black cat holding its head on the bed and howling.

Looking at the open window, the landlord thought someone's cat had come in. He hit the big black cat with a broom, and the big black cat stood up in a humane manner, looking at him with tears in his eyes.

The bleak autumn wind blew into the house, one person and one cat looked at each other for a while, the landlord held up the broom and shouted: "Wow, the thief looks at the knife!"

While avoiding the broom, Ye Xiao kept shouting: "The landlord, it's me! I'm Ye Xiao!"

It's a pity that what fell into the landlord's ears was a stern meowing cat.

After a battle between humans and cats, Ye Xiao, who was kicked out by the landlord, was officially reduced to a homeless wild cat.

In the past few days when he became a cat, the most uncomfortable thing for Ye Xiao was looking for food.

He quickly found an abandoned building, which was a business of their company. It happened that no construction had started, and it was deserted. Luckily, he found a soft chair cushion in a nearby trash can to use as a bed.

But eating is much more difficult. He squats next to the trash can and acts as a thinker.

Do you really want to be so shameless!Just like the door to a new world, once you open it, you can never go back.Ye Xiao was still hesitating when he heard a dog barking, a big wild dog barking at him while running.

Ye Xiao let out a strange cry, and led the wild dog around, turning around and finally throwing him off.

After finally taking a breath, he looked up and ran to one of the places he was most familiar with—the unit, and happened to meet the general manager who came to work in a sports car.

Thinking of his usual bullying to him, Ye Xiao summoned up his courage, stood up with two hind legs propped up, raised his two front paws, and gave the general manager a meal - contempt.

Flicking his tail, Ye Xiao was complacent, telling you that you are bullying me.

Just as he was proud, the general manager walked towards him.

Ye Xiao clenched his tail in an instant, remembering the fear of being dominated by the general manager, and ran away without a trace.

After a day of starvation, his limbs were weak, his head was heavy and his feet were light, and he was about to return to the West if he didn't eat any more. He returned to the temporary residence sadly, patting the head of the big white cat in his heart.I used to hear people say that cats think they are masters and humans are servants. They really do not deceive me. Others repay favors with money, beauty, and power. No matter how bad they are, they are mice, cockroaches, and sparrows. When it is his turn, he will passively improve his status.But he is really just a common man, and he doesn't need such a big kindness.

His stomach was more punctual than the alarm clock, gurgling to remind him that it was time for breakfast, shaking his fluffy ears, Ye Xiao twisted his body, and reluctantly opened his eyes.

I have to eat something today, thinking about it Ye Xiao opened his mouth to the northwest, drank the cool wind, straightened his waist and clenched his fists, Ye Xiao, you are the best!

Raising his head and sniffing hard, he ran along the wall to the vegetable market he often goes to.

There was a fishy smell in the air, almost tempting to commit crimes.With a barbed tongue and licking his own fangs, Ye Xiao made a family of unlucky ones, twirling and jumping with my eyes closed, success!

Throwing away the fat boss behind him, he ran back to the temporary residence non-stop with a lively fish in his mouth. It was really cool, and I was a little excited when I thought about it!

The past is unbearable, hey, I don’t want those useless things anymore, I’m so hungry, let’s eat first, he bit the raw fish with tears in his mouth.

Once upon a time, even eating sashimi would make him feel sick for a long time, but now he can eat raw fish directly, um, it's so delicious.