The days of selling stupid to your boss

At the same time, at the same place, Ye Xiao stood on a high place and looked at the fish stall that had just opened, his beautiful golden pupils flickered.He jumped a few times between the roofs, quietly found a gap, and entered the vegetable market under the cover of the crowd.

Wow, it smells really good. Ever since he became a cat, his demand for fish has been increasing day by day. He has spent a long time in the vegetable market where he usually buys vegetables, and he counts the fish of this fat boss as the freshest, unlike other people who go into the water Sprinkle salt to cheer those dying fish up.

But the most important thing is that he is fat!He couldn't keep up with his speed at all, so he gave the boss a sorry look, leaned close to the crowd, sneaked under the table where the chopping board was placed, his eyes were fixed on the fish in the pond, which lucky one is today? Will be picked by him, this one is a little skinny, this one is a little fat, too big will drag myself down, ok, this fish dares to stare at me, that's it!

After all, he used to be a human being, and he was not afraid of water at all. While the boss was cutting fish for the guests, he stepped into the pool to catch fish.Seeing that the fish was about to be forced to commit suicide by jumping into the pond, a fluffy ball suddenly appeared in front of him.

A cat teasing stick was glued under the boss's desk, fluttering in the wind, tempting people to commit crimes.Ye Xiao swallowed, and couldn't help stretching out his claws to grab the cat teasing stick.

There was something wrong with this time, this place, and his mind instantly cleared up.

There was no such cat teasing stick before, someone must have set a trap.Yes, the fat boss must have come up with a way to catch him.

Heh, I really underestimated him, thinking that I could catch him with a cat teasing stick, but he just graduated from university and went to work in a Fortune [-] company!

Ye Xiao clenched the fish in his mouth, turned his face away, and didn't even look at the cat teasing stick, but just as he got out of the table, he saw a small green ball rolling past his eyes, followed by a burst of fragrance.

He suddenly spat out the fish in his mouth like a bewilderment, pounced on it with a meow, and bit the ball in one bite.

Cat cat cat... catnip!A bolt from the blue flashed in his mind, and he was tricked. He wanted to get up and run away, but his body didn't listen to him, and he kept rubbing against the ground, making sweet and greasy noises from time to time.

Big gloved hands reached over and grabbed him into the flight case.

Ye Xiao tried his best to raise his eyes to see who actually thought of such a trick against him.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it will scare him to the ground, this familiar smile, familiar long legs, isn't this person his boss, the company's general manager, his enemy - Bai Quer!

Do you want to hold grudges like this? He just gestured at him, and he actually chased him all the way to the vegetable market!

"Great, finally caught this thief cat!" The fat boss excitedly walked around the table, gloating at Ye Xiao.

"I took this cat away." Bai Yu smiled, picked up the fish on the ground and returned it to the boss, picked up the space capsule and walked out of the vegetable market.

Ye Xiao wailed, where would this damned fox take him? Would he cook himself up because of his vengeance?All kinds of miserable images kept flashing in Ye Xiao's mind, and the other white oak had already let him into that flamboyant red sports car.

Bai Yu stretched out his hand and patted the air box, and said with a smile: "You are very courageous, you provoke me, huh?"

Ahhh, it really came, and it was the familiar revenge link again.

Ye Xiao burst into tears, thinking back to the first day he joined the company, he was still a young rookie, and he followed his seniors to start a fight. Their company is managed by a family, and the immediate boss is the young boss named Bai Yu.

Just hearing the name, he complained several times, Bai Quer, why didn't he just call him Baihu, it's easy to remember and easy to write.

In the end, when he saw the late white oak at noon, Ye Xiao didn't swallow a sip of water, and sprayed half of the table with a 'poof'.

Bai Quer is worthy of his title of golden bachelor, he is naturally very good-looking, and his figure is also in a perfect golden ratio, but he slightly raises the corners of his eyes, and his smiling face really fits his name, very similar to that of Jing A big fox who is good at calculating.

Ye Xiao waited all afternoon, and finally had the opportunity to snuggle up to Senior and complain to him: "The general manager is worthy of being called Bai Quer, he really looks like a vixen!"

The senior's expression changed, and he blinked wildly at Ye Xiao.Ye Xiao couldn't figure it out, and asked in confusion, "Senior, are your eyes hurting?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a pleasant voice behind him: "Huh? A vixen?"

After a moment of silence, Ye Xiao raised his eyes to look at the white roof of the office, as if he saw his own pale future.

But the owner of the voice didn't intend to let him go easily, and said relentlessly, "You have the guts to speak ill of me, why don't you have the guts to turn around?"

Ye Xiao licked his dry lips, and maintained his last stubbornness based on the principle of not moving the enemy, not wanting the people behind him to see his face.

It's a pity that he forgot one important thing, the chair in the office can be rotated.The other party stretched out his hand and flicked Ye Xiaoyuan five times.He said softly to Ye Xiao: "The new intern, right, I, remember."

After he finished speaking, he waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud, and left in a cool manner, leaving Ye Xiao alone in place with moist eyes, Erkang begged to stay.

Thus began Ye Xiao's miserable life.

He was appointed to deliver the documents in their office, and he would definitely be picked on when he sent them. After the picking, he had to tell his colleagues. After such a vicious cycle, he became an unpopular TOPONE in their office. In the end, he passed the internship period smoothly... …

I would also like to thank Comrade Bai Quer for his tireless efforts to hold grudges, and he was the one who approved it against all opinions.

Flip the table, who should thank him!Do you want to be so miserable!He has found his next home.Although the salary is not as high as it is now, and the treatment is not as good as it is now, looking at the wages offered by both sides, Ye Xiao wiped his nose and was very ambitious-stayed.

Who is he, Ye Xiao? He is a Xiaoqiang who claims to be invincible, a tenacious rubber man, and a tumbler who cannot be pushed down.He vowed to resist all the enemy's artillery fire. Anyway, this is only a branch office, and the white oak came to be gilded, so he didn't believe how long he could stay.

In the first year, Ye Xiao opened Chicken Soup for the Soul and wrote down the famous quotes, tolerance is the greatest wisdom of human beings, Amen!

In the second year, Ye Xiao clasped chicken soup for the soul and recited aloud. I have two faithful assistants, one is my patience, the other is my hands, God, Virgin Mary, Amen!

Year three, huh?Ah ah ah why don't you go, yes!Tolerate!Resistance!Ye Xiao put aside the chicken soup for the soul that had been piled up, and recited aloud, patience is a noble nature, and tenacity is a great temperament.Anyone who loses patience loses his soul!God, Virgin Mary, Jade Emperor, Supreme Lord, Amen!

Then he turned into a cat and got rid of the white oak for six days as he wished... Not only did he not survive, he also seemed to have lost his job, and now he is directly reduced to a prisoner, eh.

Ye Xiao spread out in the space box like a salted fish and asked three times, why do I owe, why do I owe, why do I owe so much!

It's a pity that no one can answer him. I'm afraid this is the fate that people often say.