The days of selling stupid to your boss

The pet store is full of things. Cat food of various flavors, dried fish, snacks, and nutritional cream are neatly placed on the shelves.

An owner who doesn't know anything and a newly registered cat stand in front of the shelf in a daze.

Bai Yu simply collapsed on the chair next to him, and said to Ye Xiao: "Since it's your snack, you can choose it yourself."

"..." The best irresponsible host of the year is on the stage, should I applaud you.

Bai Yu saw him staring at her and stood still, and said with a smile, "Why, do you still want to eat dog food?"

Ye Xiao had already gotten used to his scoundrels, and walked through the shelves alone angrily. Anyway, it wasn't his money that was spent, so he just bought a few of each, and it wouldn't kill him!

He was as industrious as a bee, but suddenly someone grabbed the back of his neck and lifted him up.

There was a clanging sound on the neck.Bai Yu put a red belt collar on him with a big golden bell on it.

Ye Xiao scratched with his paw uncomfortably, but didn't scratch it.Nima, he is a human being, if one day he suddenly changes back, this collar will definitely jam him to death!

Bai Yu slightly bowed: "Why don't you like it?"

Ye Xiao squinted at him, and let out a displeased "meow!", of course he doesn't like it, otherwise you should try it too.

"You, like your master, don't like to bring these things." Bai Yu waved at Ye Xiao lazily: "Come here, I'll take them off for you."

Although he took the collar off, he didn't hang it back on the shelf, but threw it directly into the shopping cart.

Ye Xiao suddenly felt a little envious of the person Bai Yu liked. After all, in a society where money comes first and selfishness, people's feelings are like misty clouds that change shape when the wind blows. person, even if the other person is nowhere to be found.

Bai Yu also gave him a necklace, which is actually not considered a gift, it is largely a charity, but he is really not used to wearing these things.

After all, he still has the identity of the general manager under his name, and Bai Yu still has to work. It is inevitable to travel every three days. Every time he comes back from a business trip, he will always give his employees some small gifts. This is why he is so popular in the company. The reason, after all, everyone likes a generous leader.

Generally speaking, it is some small snacks, biscuits, chocolates, etc., which will be delivered in a big box to every employee in the company except Ye Xiao.

At this time, colleagues will look at Ye Xiao with pitiful eyes. After all, it is really unlucky to be targeted by the general manager, and it will last for several years, and Ye Xiao can endure it.

Ye Xiao held his forehead to prevent them from seeing his expression. Everyone thought he was sad, but he was like a bright mirror in his heart. It wasn't that he didn't have gifts, on the contrary, he would rather not have any gifts at all!

The courier will always arrive a few days later than Bai Quer's to go through the customs, and Ye Xiao's gift can always be received on the first day of Bai Quer's return to work.

And they are all strange things, such as Australian stones, which are beautiful, colorful, and integrated, but in Ye Xiao's eyes, they are just a mutated rain flower stone, not as real as a box of biscuits.Or the amulets of Thailand, the air of Mount Fuji, the locks of Paris, the hula skirts of Hawaii, in short, some useless and strange things.

Although he spoke disdainfully, Ye Xiao still kept all of them in a small box with a lock. The landlord even laughed at Ye Xiao for being stubborn.

Ye Xiao dayi patted his chest awe-inspiringly: "I didn't do this because I like it, you don't know how terrifying the white oak is! Put it away, if one day the white oak suddenly thinks of it, if I can't take it out, I'm finished!"

Of course, what responded to him was even louder ridicule from the landlord.

It was the same this time, as soon as Bai Yu came back to the company, he hooked his fingers at Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao did a good job of mental construction of 'don't show strange expressions no matter what you see for a while', and followed.

Bai Yu smiled and took out a small gift box from his pocket and handed it to him, motioning him to open it and have a look.

The rare and serious gifts made Ye Xiao feel that they were deceitful, and Bai Yu always liked to let him open these gifts in person, and then appreciate his broken expression, such as the unprocessed cat poop coffee last time.

Opening the gift box tremblingly, there was an exquisite emerald green jade gourd pendant inside.

"Hey..." Ye Xiao was really surprised. Although he didn't understand jade, he also knew that the pendant in his hand must be of great value.

Bai Yu laughed and said, "We've known each other for so long, and we're very serious about work, and—"

Uncomfortable to be praised and affirmed, Ye Xiao held his head high and waited for his next sentence.

"Every time I see you who work so hard but are still poor, it makes me worry about the future of our company. Is our salary really so low, so low that employees need to change a piece of clothing every three days?"

"..."

"If I remember correctly, you even wore this shirt for a week in a row last month, didn't you?"

Ye Xiao gritted his fists furiously, cursing in his heart, big brother is autumn, autumn, and he doesn't sweat, who changes clothes every day!

"And your watch, I remember seeing this watch last time, it seems to be on the cover of your instant noodle box, a gift?"

Ye Xiao's face gradually became ferocious, he died, dead fox, what watch should I bring to eat your rice!The last time you went to my house wasn't just to grab a meal!

Bai Yu concluded with a smile: "It really hurts the eyes."

Ye Xiao said seriously: "Mr. Bai, strictly speaking, your behavior is enough to be a personal attack!"

Bai Yu pressed the pen to his chin as if thinking thoughtfully: "Oh? Are you sure."

Ye Xiao contorted a sincere smile: "I'm just joking."

"Oh, you really have a sense of humor."

Ye Xiao dared to swear to the sky, he heard a strong sense of irony from the soft snort, and really wanted to scratch his face twice to break it.

Then Bai Yu said with encouragement: "To sum up, after thinking twice, I decided to add some highlights to you, do you like it?"

Ye Xiao muttered reluctantly, "I like it".

Bai Yu restrained her spirit, and turned her head to Ye Xiao with a gentle smile: "This is a jade stone that I opened with my own hands. If you dare to lose it, hehe."

For a moment, Ye Xiao felt that what he held in his hand was not the jade pendant, but his own heart.

He had a very painful life that day. He had to touch his chest every three minutes to see if the jade pendant was still there. He didn't even dare to take the subway at night, so he took a taxi to escort the jade pendant home.

When he got home, he found two small boxes with locks, one inside the other, and locked them triple-locked before he finally breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

As a result, as soon as Bai Yu came to the company the next day, he took off his collar and looked inside.

Ye Xiao felt that he might, probably, seem to have been sexually harassed, but unfortunately everyone thought he had made money, and even a female colleague threatened to buy his shirt.

Bai Yu whispered in his ear, "Where is the pendant I gave you?"

Ye Xiao made a movement to lock it, and said in a low voice, "It's absolutely safe."

He originally answered casually, but as soon as the words came out, the smile on Bai Quer's face obviously faltered. After a while, he patted Ye Xiao's shoulder again, gritted his teeth and said, "Good job."

Then slammed the door of his office.

Ye Xiao felt that he had defeated Bai Quer for no apparent reason. Would he like to open a bottle of Coca-Cola to celebrate.