The days of selling stupid to your boss

Zhao Yu felt that his head was getting bigger, so he said out of nowhere: "You really made up your mind? Your father, you will definitely kill you."

"Meow?" Ye Xiao opened his eyes wide, gossipingly raised his triangular pointed ears.

Bai Yu hugged Ye Xiao with a smile, and touched his ear: "Well, let's talk this time."

Zhao Yu bit the bullet and said: "Boss, I didn't say that everyone is missing, so we can't talk about it later, such as after we find someone."

Bai Yu smiled and said: "I think this is a very good opportunity, otherwise the old man will definitely trouble him. When I handle all this well and tell him, I won't have any worries."

Zhao Yu and Ye Xiao rolled their eyes together, with this enigmatic self-confidence again, who can wake this person up.

Zhao Yu waved his hand: "Forget it, I can't beat you, but you haven't been out much recently, so you have to come out to get together anyway, everyone is very worried about you."

"Dahei, what do you think?" Bai Yu ignored him, but asked Ye Xiao in his arms.

"Meow meow!" Ye Xiao nodded frantically, raised his paws in agreement, he was almost moved to tears, he was almost suffocated to death.

Bai Yu looked at the cat in his hand and said with a smile, "That's fine."

They chatted here for a while, Bai Yu wanted to go out to eat with Zhao Yu, and poured some cat food for Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao looked at the cat food with some displeasure, and had no appetite at all. As expected of a pet doctor, Zhao Yu understood it instantly: "You won't just feed Dahei cat food all the time, will you?"

Bai Yu wondered, "What else can I eat if I don't eat cat food?"

Zhao Yu: "Pets are almost like people, and there are snacks like dried fish and Miaoxian Bao."

Ye Xiao instantly looked at Zhao Yu with the eyes of an angel, why didn't he realize that this person still looks a bit human before.

"But your Dahei seems to have gained a lot of weight?" Zhao Yu rubbed his chin and looked at Ye Xiao.

"..." Ye Xiao counterattacked with dead fish eyes, hehe, take back the previous words, some guys will always just look like people.

Bai Yu stared at Ye Xiao in silence for a long while, and then left with Zhao Yu after seeing him until his whole body was terrified.

When she came back in the afternoon, Bai Yu carried Ye Xiao into the car.

"Meow?" What are we going to do?

Bai Yu raised her eyebrows: "Don't you want to eat snacks?"

"Oh~" Ye Xiao grabbed the car window excitedly, this is the second time he took such an expensive car.

Speaking of the last time, the past is really unbearable. It seems that he still owes Bai Quer money.

Ye Xiao wondered if Bai Yu was born to restrain himself, he was just too lazy to go to the vegetable market, and he could meet him whenever he chose the nearest supermarket to buy vegetables.

He squatted down next to the table where the goods were displayed, hoping that he would have the ability to become invisible.

The shopping guide next to him saw Ye Xiao squatting under the sanitary napkin table and didn't move, thinking he was shy.

She has seen this kind of thing a lot. It is caused by the normal physiological structure of women, so there is nothing to be ashamed of.She patted Ye Xiao on the shoulder generously: "Sir, help your girlfriend buy sanitary napkins? Buy ours, which is ultra-thin and breathable. If you want to buy daily or night use, we happen to have a discount!"

It didn't matter if she slapped it, Ye Xiao jumped up in fright and bumped his head on the table.

Accompanied by a roar, the displayed display stand was knocked crooked, and the sanitary napkin on it fell to the ground.

Ye Xiao, who was rubbing his head, stood up, and his eyes happened to meet Bai Quer.

The two looked at each other, and Bai Yu smiled and waved to him.

"..." It must have been written in his almanac that today is not suitable for traveling.

Bai Yu pushed the shopping cart and walked over, glanced at the sanitary napkins all over the place: "What's the matter, isn't it just to climb a Fragrant Mountain, and it's not too high, so you still need to buy sanitary napkins to pad your shoes?"

The shopping guide looked at Ye Xiao with disdain in his eyes for an instant, and the meaning was very clear. He was quite tall, and he had to prepare these things for climbing such a high mountain.

Ye Xiao blushed with anger, dead fox shut up, what are you talking about, I am not, I am not, I just want to eat hot pot!

Looking at the eyes of the people around Chi Guoguo looking at the single dog, Ye Xiao almost cried out of anger, what kind of eyes are you, and what kind of plot are you imagining!

Ye Xiao wished he could turn into a puff of smoke and disappear in front of everyone, so he quickly squatted down to help the shopping guide to pick up sanitary napkins.

Bai Yu didn't help, just stood aside and watched leisurely, but he was really good-looking and always attracted the attention of people around him.

Everyone saw Ye Xiao on the ground as a matter of course.

"..."

Ye Xiao covered his heart, he had a premonition that he was going to be angry.Hey, the one with the phone over there, don't hide, I've already seen it, you have the ability to pat, you have the ability to help!

After finally picking it up, Ye Xiao didn't even dare to lift his head, he lowered his head and pushed the shopping cart and ran all the way, finally surviving until it was time to pay for the groceries.

Passed the vegetables in the shopping cart to the cashier, did he buy salad dressing himself? He handed it to the cashier in doubt, and saw the amount scanned, a small bottle of 59, this is definitely not his handwriting!

The people behind him are still stuffing things into his shopping cart, what Uruguayan Angus beef rolls, is there any difference between this stuff and the local ones? Is it possible to feel that flying in the air can be so expensive, and you are not afraid of spoiling it!

And that box of selected mutton, you are just a box of mutton, the ultimate fate is to enter the population and digest it, do you need to put it in a wooden box, it looks like excessive packaging!

He grabbed the hand where the things were placed and vowed to make the people behind him look good.

The cashier saw the slightly shorter gentleman in front of him stretching his teeth and waving his claws, turning his head and glaring at the gentleman behind him, then turned around sullenly, and looked at her with tears in his eyes.She hesitated: "...Sir, do you still want to pay the bill?"

Ye Xiao wiped away a handful of bitter tears, choked up and said: "Knot, why not!"

Carrying two big bags of luxury goods and touching his shriveled wallet, Ye Xiao just wanted to find a place to cry.He asked the people behind him angrily: "Why has Mr. Bai been following me?"

Bai Yu grinned and added: "You want to eat hot pot, I remember your house is nearby, don't you want to show your sincerity when you see the leader?"

Ye Xiaoyi said righteously: "I am an upright employee, and I will put an end to all personal contacts with the leader."

Bai Yu was choked by him, took out the phone from his pocket, shook it, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you sure?"

No, he's not sure!If you have the ability, don't call and report to my mother!Ye Xiao became sluggish for a moment, and abruptly pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying: "It is my honor to invite Mr. Bai to my house for dinner!"

"I remember you got your driver's license, you can go drive." Bai Yu coolly put the car keys into Ye Xiao's pocket.

Ye Xiao thought that the flamboyant red sports car was a bit vain, his driver's license was just a decoration, and he never drove the car after the exam.

"Not so good...I'm not very proficient in driving."

"Then practice, otherwise why are you learning how to drive?"

"..." Can I say it's for college credits, and who would practice with such an expensive sports car!Will be scared to death!

Ye Xiao trembled: "But I really haven't opened it for a long time."

Bai Yu smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll be responsible for what happened."

Although Ye Xiao has always been very conscientious, he is still a boy after all, and he always has a dream of a sports car in his heart.He thought that since Bai Quer said everything, and the distance was so short, a little touch would be fine.

Then he really achieved the lofty goal of just one touch.In the parking lot, the Glorious rammed the car in front of it as soon as it caught fire.

"Don't step on the gas pedal! Brake, brake!"

"Ahh, help!" The only response to him was Ye Xiao's terrified scream.

Bai Yu stretched out his foot and stepped on the brake, and the car had already climbed up half of the front car.

"..."

Ye Xiao looked at Bai Quer with tears in his eyes, and the two of them looked at each other for a while before realizing it.

"Did you receive training at the Road Killer Driving School?"

Ye Xiao was terrified. Hearing his voice, it was as if some terrible switch had been turned on, and tears flowed down his face.

Bai Yu was obviously caught off guard, and hurriedly said: "Hey...why are you crying!"

But Ye Xiao couldn't stop sobbing, his heart broke when he thought of the price of the sports car: "I... I'm finished..."

Bai Yu obviously didn't react: "Isn't it enough as long as you lose money? There are no casualties."

Ye Xiao looked back with tears in his eyes, but he just had no money!

Now Bai Yu finally understood it, and laughed directly on the back of the chair: "Didn't you say that I am responsible, don't worry, it's nothing to do with you."

After paying for the car, it was already late at night, and Ye Xiao's daughter-in-law followed behind Bai Quer like carrying a plastic bag.

Ye Xiao resentfully said, "I'm really sorry today."

Bai Yu smiled and said, "Ah? Why are you apologizing to me? I asked you to drive the car. It's all my fault."

"No, it's all because I didn't make it clear. I should be firm."

Bai Yu rubbed Ye Xiao's hair: "I said it was my fault, nothing happened to you, I'm sorry, I scared you."

"No, it's all because of my lack of determination..."

Bai Yu waved his hand nonchalantly: "Since I'm so guilty, I'm very hungry now, hurry up and cook to make up for me."

"..." Ye Xiao's last bit of guilt had been consumed, and he could only look at Bai Yu speechlessly, are you a pig, you can still eat after this kind of thing happened.

Ye Xiao cooked a supper hot pot meal, he was already full from fright, he didn't feel hungry at all, he could only face the empty bowl, and looked at the opposite side with grief and indignation at the eating Bai Quer, and confirmed once again that Bai Quer was definitely a pig in his previous life !

Since then, although Bai Yu himself has repeatedly stated that he does not need Ye Xiao to compensate, Ye Xiao will set aside part of the funds to compensate him every month, and then Ye Xiao will be glorious——poorer.