The days of selling stupid to your boss

It's a bit unbearable to be bullied by the white oak every day, suddenly clean up~

With a 'bang', Ye Xiao failed to take off, and his chin hit the edge of the table heavily.He hugged his head with his paws and kept whining, why did he have such a terrible thought, he really wasn't a masochist!

Hearing the sound, Bai Yu put down the work in his hand, hugged a lump of black on the ground, and said with a smile, "Are you really a cat? You can't be the enemy's spy who broke into the interior, right?"

Ye Xiao squinted at the past, and made a "hehe" sound in his throat.

The other party smiled and said, "You still dare to talk back, Dahei, you have a good temper."

Ye Xiao angrily jumped back to the table just now, and re-found the angle, he was bound to avenge his shame in front of Bai Quer and save face.He made a good pose, and after countless calculations in his brain, he put in all the strength he had during the college entrance examination, and with his hind paws, the whole cat jumped high.

It worked!Ye Xiao fell perfectly with his limbs spread wide, spreading himself into a lump of cat cake without any external force.

Bai Yu clenched his fist in front of his mouth and let out a chuckle, then gave him sincere applause.

"Meow..." Xiaoxiaoxiao, I can't kill you!Ye Xiao wished he could get into the gap between the wooden floors, and pitifully buried his head in his arms.

Bai Yu walked over and poked the black head on the ground: "Isn't it pretty good just now, so let's give up."

Ye Xiao turned around and left him a big black ass for him to experience.

Bai Yu stroked the cat's buttocks, and said with a smile, "Okay, why are you so angry as a cat, I'll open you a pack of dried fish to stop your anger."

After hearing his words, Ye Xiao's small ears stood up instantly, feeling that the whole cat was not well.

Although I bought a lot of snacks last time, Bai Quer is not in the habit of feeding cats, and I only found them thanks to Ye Xiao's vigorous skills.

At the beginning, he still remembered the four proverbs of Bai Quer, but every time he took advantage of no one wandering around the house, he would wander into the kitchen by accident.

Finally, one day, Ye Xiao prayed for a meal change to no avail, and his anger rose from his heart, and his evil turned to his gallbladder. The next day, he took advantage of Bai Yu to go out and sneaked into the kitchen.

Open the refrigerator door with claws, the refrigerator is empty, and there is no trace of food.Kicked it with his hind paws and burst towards the cabinet. Since he was found to have opened the cat food privately, Bai Quer put the cat food very deep, but according to his obsessive-compulsive living habits, the food is definitely still in the kitchen. Repeated orders and repeated orders have long been abandoned in outer space.

Licking his paws, Ye Xiao's big golden eyes rolled around, he searched the cabinets below, only kitchen utensils, so it could only be the cabinets above.

Hopping to the quartz slab above the cabinet, he stood and pulled himself like a cat without reaching the cabinet above.

But who is Ye Xiao? He is a young man of the new era who has graduated from a serious university and entered the world's top [-] companies. How can such a trivial matter be done to him!

He squatted on the cabinet and acted as a thinker, there was nothing he could do!The cupboard is empty except for the faucet, and there is not even a place to step on it. He has not evolved wings for a cat.The bottom cupboard was full of porcelain plates, which couldn't be lifted at all, and he was sad, when Ye Xiao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, remembering that there seemed to be a big gauze cover in the corner of the bottom cupboard, which was light and tall, and it was just for him!

Ye Xiao admired himself sincerely, and couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up, Ye Xiao, you are such a clever little ghost!

He took out the gauze cover, swung it up vigorously, and landed firmly on the cabinet.Ye Xiao pawed for a long time and finally turned the gauze cover over.

Stepping on the gauze cover, I finally peeled off the door of the upper cabinet, ah!The aroma of dried fish~

Ye Xiao used his old nose to climb up, and the cabinet made a welcome sound of creaking and creaking.

"..." I was a thin and cute kitten, and I didn't hear anything.

He stretched out his paw, scratched open the box with one paw, and buried his head in it.

Chicken tastes crunchy and crunchy, this is life!

In the next few weeks, Ye Xiao ruined countless bags of snacks, and he was very cheap when Bai Quer went out. As soon as he went out, he threw the snack bags into the trash can and let the hourly workers take them away to prevent Bai Quer from finding out.

Excluding the scarred wooden cabinets and the gauze cover full of holes, everything is so perfect.

But what Bai Yu said just now, he actually wanted to enter the kitchen!No!If Bai Yu found out about his behavior, he would definitely be beheaded for public display!

Ye Xiao's heavy body pressed onto Bai Quer's feet, hugged Bai Quer's legs, and said coquettishly, "Meow~" Brother Bai, Mr. Bai, Uncle Bai, General Manager Bai!I'm not angry at all, I'm not hungry at all.I swear, I swear with my paws, for you noble, the mundane place like the kitchen is by no means your battlefield.

It's a pity that he was so anxious that he completely forgot the old saying that the tighter the judgment, the faster the death. He also forgot that what he was facing was definitely not an ordinary shit shoveler, but a fox who was good at calculating.

Looking at the pendant on his lap, Bai Yu understood instantly, and dragged the pendant to the kitchen with a bright face.

Ye Xiao turned pale with fright, feeling that his black hair had faded from fright, he let go of the white oak's legs and rushed out the door.

However, the reality was cruel. He was picked up by a big hand, with the cat's face facing the claw marks on the cabinet.

Bai Yu smiled and said, "Dahei, can you tell me what this is?"

"Meow meow!" Ye Xiao hurriedly said, don't laugh, listen to my explanation.One day when I was exercising, a miracle happened suddenly. I jumped three feet high. When I woke up, I was already in the air. I grabbed the cabinet in a hurry and escaped the catastrophe!So you can't criticize, but praise me instead!

What a clever little ghost I am!Turning the table over, Ye Xiao rolled his eyes, and withdrew his thoughts, not to mention that Bai Yu didn't understand what he was talking about at all, even if he did, he didn't even believe this kind of nonsense.

The golden pupils of the black cat were already very conspicuous, but Ye Xiao's white eyes had a touching effect, even if it was only for a moment, they were clearly captured by Bai Yu.

He smiled and said: "Aren't you convinced? I wanted to take you with me on this business trip. It seems that you are not interested. Zhao Yu wants to be alone with you for a long time, and he will be very happy."

That kind of hostile expression, no matter who it appeared on, could be understood as "I want to make you unhappy", let alone Bai Yu's face.

Ye Xiao's back suddenly felt cold, and he started to shiver immediately. Thinking of the cold operating table in the clinic, Zhao Yu's wretched smile, and the sound of scalpels rubbing against each other seemed to be in his ears, Ye Xiao instantly clamped his hind legs, feeling whole The cats are all bad.

He will die, he will definitely be castrated cruelly by Zhao Yu, and become a disgrace to the cat world, a well-known eunuch cat!

The golden pupils were instantly filled with tears, and Ye Xiao let out a wronged "meow", his flattery was beyond words.

Bai Yu hugged the trembling black cat into his arms, annoyed and funny: "Sometimes I really doubt that you are a human being. But think about it, you may be very smart among cats. But if you are a human being, you will definitely starve yourself to death."

If it wasn't for his life, Ye Xiao just wanted to give him a look of disdain.

Bai Yu smiled and put him on the quartz table, and opened the cabinet.Looking at everything in front of him, his smile faltered, thinking that the three plastic bags that were full at the beginning had been emptied by the cat, leaving only the dilapidated body standing stubbornly.Taking out the plastic bag, only one package of the small dried fish that survived the disaster was poured out, and there were a few packages that hadn't been disposed of in time.

He smiled and looked at the cat beside him who was trying to shrink itself into a ball: "Should I praise you for not eating yourself to death?"