The days of selling stupid to your boss

Ye Xiao was extremely aggrieved by his accusations, and he hummed and tried to reduce his sense of existence.If he could speak, he would have severely condemned Bai Quer's heinous behavior. To actually attack such a cute little cat with a cat body is not at all considerate and magnanimous as a human being.

He rolled his eyes condemningly, hum, you big fox with a small belly, I wish you 1 years of being single!

Bai Yu's smile became brighter, and he poked Ye Xiao's butt with his fingers heavily, sinking a piece.He had almost forgotten how heroic he was when he saw the big black cat the first day, so he took out his cell phone and made a quick call.

"Hello, Zhao Yu."

"Meow!" Hearing the familiar and terrifying name, Ye Xiao couldn't restrain the fur all over his body, and his scream was so sharp that it deformed.Bai Yu, if you dare to hand me over to Zhao Weizuo, I will be at odds with you, and I will run away from home!

Zhao Yu obviously didn't expect it, and immediately said excitedly: "Boss, are you finally going to give Dahei to my care?"

Ye Xiao was frightened by his words and turned into a world famous painting - Cat World Scream.Immediately, he began to clasp his claws, ready to run away from home, and he was bound to resist fate to the end.

Bai Yu rubbed the big black cat's ears heavily, and pressed him back on the cabinet: "Don't make trouble, how can pets lose weight?"

Ye Xiao on the cell phone finally heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at Bai Quer gratefully.On the other end of the phone, Zhao Yu sighed regretfully, but he soon regained his energy and said enthusiastically: "Lose weight for Dahei, you can try pet acupuncture, it's not a problem to lose 1-1.5 kg! I will , Boss, you hand over Dahei to me, and guarantee that the needle will cure the disease!"

In Ye Xiao's mind, he was inserted like a hedgehog. He deeply felt that Comrade Zhao Yu was uneasy and kind, staring pitifully at his big watery eyes, wishing he could shake his head off.

Fortunately, Bai Quefu reached his heart: "It's not just that, what else can I do?"

Zhao Yu said slowly and unwillingly: "Yes, there is, but the effect is very slow, and it depends on Dahei's perseverance." What he said was affirmative, but his tone was obviously full of doubts.

Ye Xiao was not happy in an instant, and let out a vicious "meow!" Who is the surname Zhao talking about? If you have the ability to beep on the phone, if you have the ability to say it in front of my face, watch me give me a cat and cat combo punch , Hit until your relatives don't recognize you.

Seeing the big black cat constantly thumping, Bai Yu chuckled lightly: "I believe in big black."

Zhao Yu wished he could wake up Bai Quer with his mobile phone. If the fat cat had self-control, it wouldn't gain weight so quickly, but he dared not refute Uncle Bai, so he could only say disconsolately: "Then only diet and exercise therapy are left. Yes. Diet therapy is to give Dahei a low-fat, low-calorie, low-protein, high-fiber diet cat food, but many cats don’t like to eat this kind of cat food, and Dahei probably won’t eat it. Exercise therapy is to make Dahei does more sports, and there are treadmills specially designed for pets, which are roughly similar to ordinary treadmills, except that there are more pet rails and brackets.”

Bai Yu pondered for a moment, raised her head and touched her chin: "Does your clinic have a treadmill?"

Zhao Yu chuckled: "Sure! Our clinic sometimes helps other people's pets lose weight. Why don't you put Dahei here for a while, and I'll look after it for you."

"Sell me one." Bai Yu cruelly rejected his extravagant wish, and Ye Xiao who was moved only wanted to shout out wisely.

Zhao Yu was dying: "Boss, I didn't say that the process of pet weight loss is very painful. Many owners can't bear the eyes attack of pet boling boling. Not only will all previous efforts be wasted, but it is easier to rebound and gain weight."

Bai Yu smiled and said, "You, think I will?"

"..." Both Ye Xiao and Zhao Yu were silent, Bai Yu's relention must be due to the sun coming out from the west, what a terrible idea.

Bai Yu looked down at Ye Xiao, and said seriously, "And I didn't feed the cat, I stole it myself. I won't keep cat food at home."

Ye Xiao was filled with tears when he heard that, Bai Quer's behavior was simply too extreme, fundamentally cutting off his last way of life.

"...Then I'll send it to you by express tomorrow."

Bai Yu continued: "Has Dahei's qualification certificate been completed?"

Zhao Yu snapped his fingers on the other end of the phone: "The boss ordered to deal with it immediately, and send it along with the treadmill, but do you really want to take Dahei on a business trip?"

Bai Yu raised her eyebrows: "What's your problem, it's very strange?"

Zhao Yu took a breath: "How could it not be strange! You and Wenxi, the legendary pet killer, are famous for hating small animals. As a result, they raised cats one after the other, and they all burst out with the enthusiasm of cat slaves. If it weren't for the fact that the two of you are still so annoying in reality, I wonder if you two have been captivated by the cat demon."

"Cat slave? Disgusting?"

"..." Zhao Yu's tone was obviously about to collapse: "Ah ha ha ha... cat slave is the exclusive title for cat lovers, I swear that you will never get half of it, boss! You must have misheard anything annoying , Boss, you are such a nice person, how could someone be blind enough to dislike, ah, hahaha!"

Heh, fool Zhao, step on the minefield!Ye Xiao's ears trembled, and he let out a happy purr from his throat gloating.With a tilt of his little head, he rescued his head from the clutches of the white oak, and he became bald after masturbating!

Bai Yu glanced at him, grabbed his pricked ears and rubbed them: "You should take care of yourself first, your father called me again, let me persuade you, you have to pay attention during the New Year." go home."

Zhao Yu's wailing came from the other end of the phone, and Ye Xiao felt refreshed, and he knew that the biggest trouble in knowing a child from other people's family like Bai Yu was that he would be constantly compared.

After hanging up the phone, Bai Yu hugged Ye Xiao to the coffee table in the living room, and said with a smile, "From tomorrow onwards, you must lose weight. If I find out that you have gained weight again, you can only get acupuncture."

"..." This education method is too vicious.

"And I have to tell you a painful fact. I don't have time to sit with you when you get acupuncture. You can't blame me if Zhao Yu took the opportunity to do something bad to you. I gave you a chance."

"..." Ye Xiao stared at Mao Tong, and looked at Bai Quer in disbelief, the devil really hit him!

"I also figured it out. The operation is for your own good. I believe your master will understand my decision."

"..." Ye Xiao's face turned green when he heard that, don't you dare not laugh, the super creepy cat is so meowing!

"Oh, the only good news is that Zhao Yu performed the operation very skillfully, and he can really do it without leaving any traces. I hope this can comfort you."

Ye Xiao felt a chill in his lower body, as if he had lost his precious little brother, and began to growl in his heart: It's absolutely impossible, and it sounds even more terrifying, okay?