The days of selling stupid to your boss

Ye Xiao has had a terrible life recently. It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. If you really want to analyze it, it is a foodie's weight loss process.

Bai Quer kept his word, brought home a ration of cat food every day, and tied Ye Xiao to the treadmill frantically in the morning and evening.

Fortunately, the effect was remarkable, Ye Xiao's figure recovered slightly, and he turned back into a handsome and slender Dahei.

The Australia they were going to was in the scorching summer, Ye Xiao was very excited along the way, after all, he could finally get rid of the white oak for a while, and maybe he could have a beautiful encounter with the beautiful stewardess.As a result, within two seconds of the plane taking off, he discovered that he was actually airsick.

As a human being, he obviously didn't have this problem, God is not fair!

After getting off the plane in a daze, Ye Xiao didn't recover a little until he got on the car to the hotel. He leaned against the window and stuck out his tongue to breathe in the fresh air.

Bai Yu smiled and dragged him back into the car: "Aren't you really a spy for dogs to break into the cat world?"

"Meow." Ye Xiao squinted at him, don't speak if you have bad eyesight, stupid human being.

One person and one cat arrived at the hotel. The hotel is located on the shallow beach, and they are all small single-family villas with complete facilities. The central floor of the living room was hollowed out and covered with a layer of glass. You can clearly see the corals and fish in the sea. .

Ye Xiao lay on the glass and looked at the fish in the water. Since he arrived at Bai Yu's house, he had never eaten fresh fish. Suddenly seeing so many cuties, he was so hungry that he was so hungry.

Seeing the weird water stains on the glass, Bai Yu fell silent, lifted the back of the big black cat's neck with two fingers, and smiled, "Am I hungry for you?"

Ye Xiao nodded his head like pounding garlic, he would gnaw on the sofa after a few days of hunger.

Bai Zhuo smiled.

The next moment Ye Xiao came to his senses, he squeezed out an expression that he thought was smiling, but in fact he was twitching like a maniac: "Meow~" Hahaha, I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously!

Bai Yu only took one look at him, and immediately couldn't bear it any longer and covered his eyes with his other hand: "Are you trying to blind my eyes?"

"..." It's too vicious to be a human being like this.

"I'm going out to do some errands, you stay at home obediently, and I'll take you out to play in a few days."

"Meow." Ye Xiao waved his claws in mid-air without any hesitation, saying hello, hello, go and come back quickly.

The sun in the sky shifted direction, and the slightly fishy sea breeze blew, Ye Xiao squatted by the window, like a sculpture.

He stood up, squatting for a long time so that his body was a little stiff, and his abdomen was pulled down into an arch with all four paws on the ground, and he stretched his waist fiercely.

The seascape is intoxicating, yet hollow, slowly forming a golden line under the afterglow of the setting sun, his future is as invisible as the sea level, Ye Xiao roared loudly towards the sea.

This roar was to vent his resentment, to vent his fear of the unknown future, and to vent his resignation that he has never had the courage to leave Bai Quer.

He wanted to leave, but when he thought of leaving Baique, he would have to face the life of wandering and the embarrassment of not having enough to eat. While despising his behavior, he enjoyed this kind of life at the same time. Forget one thing or two, the recent weight loss has made him completely awake, and he must face reality.

Maybe it's time to be honest like Bai Quer, whether you are scolded or reprimanded, you have to face the cause you planted and the fruit you borne.

There was a sound of opening the door behind him, and Bai Quer, who had just returned home after a busy day, saw the cat in the shape of a thinker, and couldn't help being a little amused: "Dahei, what are you doing, thinking about what to have for dinner?"

Ye Xiao hummed displeasedly, thinking that stupid human beings who want to destroy the atmosphere, I will shock you when I get home and witness the miracle in human history.

In the next few days, Ye Xiao wished he could clear his mind. Thinking of the consequences he was about to face, he cherished this time very much.

As a cat who is not afraid of water, Ye Xiao has completely become a star addict. He attracts attention wherever he goes. Soon, several hot bikini beauties greeted him and praised Ye Xiao. .

But the topic went awry as we talked, how do you train your kitten when you become a handsome guy, you can teach me meow, handsome guy.

Explicit topics will make Ye Xiao blush, meow meow!It's unreasonable, the one on the left speaks well and doesn't have cramps in his eyes.And you, the one on the right, that is you!Where did you touch it? That was the hand of my shit shoveler. I allowed you to touch it!

The one in the middle, don't think it has nothing to do with you, you are the one who is the worst here!Meow, you are apologizing to the cats for doing this. Would you like me to teach you how to meow a real cat.

Ye Xiao stood in front of Bai Quer with hands and feet, with a threatening grunt from his throat.

Bai Yu picked him up and smiled at the beauties, "I'm sorry my cat is afraid of life."

Ye Xiao gave him an appreciative look, it's no wonder that he is the shit-shoveling officer who came out of me, well done, keep up the good work!

They found a sparsely populated beach, and Bai Que smiled and took out a bottle and shook it in front of him.

"Meow?"

Bai Yu smiled and said: "Sunscreen, you just saw how others put it on, you drove away the helpers, who will apply it for me?"

"..." Ye Xiao suddenly felt his claws itch, he squinted at Bai Quer, thinking that you still think about those women, heh, man.

Bai Yu rubbed Ye Xiao's big black face: "Don't play dumb, I can't reach my back, if you dare to scratch me, hehe."

"..." It was the very familiar half-sentence and the very familiar threat. Ye Xiao immediately gave up, took the bottle in his mouth, patted the sand with his paw, and lay down. Mr. Cat is about to start working.

Bai Yu lay down as required, Ye Xiao poured the sunscreen on it, and spread it evenly with a meat pad.

Hey, even though he is also a man, Bai Quer's figure is so good-looking, with smooth texture, no more and no less, just stuck in the optimal amount, no matter how many times he looks at it, he still feels unsatisfactory.

...Wait, wait a minute, what was I thinking just now.Ye Xiao laid the whole cat on Bai Quer's back, thinking about his lost integrity.

Feeling that the paws on his back were not moving, Bai Yu reached out and touched the cat on his back: "What's wrong?"

Ye Xiao hurriedly continued, in order to hide his guilty conscience, he wished he could finish applying sunscreen on Bai Quer's face.

Before finishing painting, Bai Yu got up after answering the phone, and Ye Xiao licked his paw regretfully.

Bah, bah, bah paw with sunscreen, he thought about going to the sea to wash it a little, it's better than a sticky paw.

Although Bai Quer made repeated orders to prevent him from approaching the beach, but he was not a real cat, and he could still drown. Taking advantage of Bai Quer's turning around, Ye Xiao had already sneaked to the beach.

There are abundant species in the beach by the sea. A shallow plan will reveal shells of various colors, and occasionally one or two bubbles will pop up. The small crabs appear and disappear at the bottom, and they will start to run amok when they see no enemies.

Ye Xiao was fascinated by watching, and didn't notice a golden retriever swimming not far away.

The golden retriever probably has never seen a cat that dared to come to the beach in his life, and he probably thought that the big black cat not far away was frightened by the sea water and became stiff.Ears fluttered, he didn't listen to his master's call, and with a few standard dog paddles, he quickly swam to the shore. Before Ye Xiao could react, he grabbed his little head and ran towards his other master on the shore.

If Ye Xiao could understand its words, it would know that it was yelling at its master: "Master! This silly cat is drowning, save him!"

The author has something to say:

The golden retriever roared: Master, this cat is drowning, why don't we put it... Hehehe