The days of selling stupid to your boss

Ye Xiao was carried into the flight case again, this time along with a pile of cat food and a big naughty ninja nest with strong malice.

Thinking of Zhao Yu's smile when he proposed the cat litter, Ye Xiao was deeply worried about his future. He dared to raise his paw and swear that no girl would like that kind of greasy and wretched smile.

Tsk, I wish him 1 years of being single.

Bai Yu brought the cat home. In Ye Xiao's imagination, he was late every day because he lived in a suburban villa area far away from the company. The result was just the opposite, the high-end residential area where Bai Yu lived was right next to the company.

Hey, so you are really lazy, he glanced at Bai Quer contemptuously, and looked around through the fence.

Bai Quer's house doesn't match his face style at all, showing frigidity everywhere, all black wallpaper, black and white furniture, depressing and gloomy.

"What, are you satisfied with what you see?" Bai Yu lifted the flight case with one hand and held Ye Xiao in front of him, and picked up the fruit knife on the table with the other hand.

Ye Xiao was directly frightened by his behavior, couldn't take his eyes off the fruit knife, and kept calculating his small chance of surviving in his heart.

"If you like it, your master will like it too, if you don't like it..."

Ye Xiao was terrified when he heard that, what the hell, he will be killed, if he doesn't like it, he will be killed!Who dares not like you like this, let's put down the knife first, and talk well!

"If you don't like it, just decorate it as he likes." Bai Querla took a long time to say the second half of the sentence, he turned his head slightly to look at Ye Xiao: "Zhao Yu said let me lock you up for a while to discourage your spirit, Go wild. But I think you're smart, you'll be nice, right?"

What he said was extremely gentle, but Ye Xiao was extremely terrified when he heard it, especially his last bewildered smile, it was not too much like a big fox wishing a chicken New Year's greetings.

Bai Yu put the flight case back into the ground, cut the rope on the cage with a fruit knife, and opened the cage door.

Ye Xiao was trembling and didn't dare to go out at all, for fear that Bai Quer's flying knife would stab him to the ground.

Bai Yu ignored him, and calmly went to the kitchen to tear open the cat food.However, when he took out the cat food bowl that Zhao Yu gave him, his hand visibly paused, and it took a while before he poured the cat food and handed it to Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao stared wide-eyed at the rice bowl in front of him, and then at the white oak, this shit-like color scheme, wait for the pattern underneath to be poop, it must be poop!Don't dare to look at me, you have the heart to let such a lovely me use such disgusting things, won't your conscience hurt!

He is really a good person, so he should curse Zhao Yu to be single forever. I don't know if he ate the bear's heart or the leopard's gall, but Ye Xiao knocked over the rice bowl with his paw, and the cat food in it spilled all over the floor.

Bai Yu looked at the big black cat at his feet expressionlessly.

Ye Xiao forced himself to feel guilty, and for the sake of his future living standards, he raised his head high and stared back fearlessly.

Bai Yu let out a cold snort from his nasal cavity, took a new plate for Ye Xiao from the cupboard, put it on the ground and poured cat food on it.

Ye Xiao shook his beard triumphantly, what Grandpa Mao said was true, all reactionaries are paper tigers, this is the first time he has tried high-end cat food, yes, the chicken tastes crunchy.

With the warm goat's milk that Bai Yu rushed to give him, Ye Xiao ate all the cat food in the bowl. After a full meal, Ye Xiao, who was a little stuffed, lay down on the blanket in the room and clicked his mouth.

Bai Yu soon went out again, Ye Xiao was unwilling to enter that pink and tender nest, he walked around the room several times, the leather sofa was not soft enough, and the carpet was a bit hard against the floor.He cast his eyes on Simmons in the bedroom, soft and hard, ahem, anyway, he also took a bath, so Bai Yu should not be so stingy.

So, after hesitating for a long time, Ye Xiao finally jumped onto the big black bed in the bedroom.

He curled himself into a ball on the pillow, Bai Yu must have gone to work, anyway, he just borrowed it for a while.

Ye Xiao closed his eyes, as if he had returned to the small bed in his bedroom. For the first time since he became a cat for seven days, he felt completely relaxed.Sleep for a while, just sleep for a while, Ye Xiao said to himself, falling into a deep sleep.

Bai Yu bought a new rice bowl and cat litter, but when he entered the house, he couldn't find a big black cat, it was really hard to find a black cat in a room dominated by black, so he rubbed the space between his eyebrows with his hands: "Big black? "That's right, he decided to call Ye Xiao Dahei, which is easy to understand, and everyone who is black is called Dahei.

There was no response from the cat, but there was a faint purring sound. Following the sound, he walked into the bedroom and saw the shiny black Ye Xiao on the pillow.

At this time, Ye Xiao had already slept badly, unlike ordinary cats curled up into a ball, but stretched out his limbs, pulling himself into a long strip, only the body was still on the pillow, and the head and paws were along the edge of the pillow. The arc drooped on the bed sheet, like a long cat's fur.

Bai Yu lifted the cat's tail with two fingers and hung him upside down in the air: "Who allowed you to go to bed?"

Ye Xiao stared at him sleepily, "Be good, if you disturb someone's dream, you will be struck by lightning."

Forget it, Bai Yu sighed slightly, and stuffed the cat into the newly bought cat litter, it seems that he must educate this daring cat well tomorrow.

Early the next morning, Bai Yu stood in front of Ye Xiao with a new rice bowl in his hand. Seeing that the rice bowl hadn't dropped, Ye Xiao hungrily grabbed his trousers and kept poking up.

Bai Yu stretched out his foot and kicked the cat aside: "In this house, I am the master, you must obey me, if you are disobedient, ha ha." He sneered and didn't say the result, but it definitely didn't look like a good thing. up.

People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Ye Xiao sat upright, as if listening attentively.

"First, you are not allowed to defecate anywhere, and the cat litter is in the toilet."

"Meow." Thanks, I can use the toilet.

"Second, no bed in the bedroom."

"Meow." Hehe, who cares about it?

"Third, don't rummage around."

"Meow." Sorry, I don't have this habit, are you talking about yourself, narrow-minded fox.

Bai Yu squatted down and put the rice bowl on the ground, and patted his oily head: "Fourth, your name is Dahei, and you must respond when I call you by that name."

Now Ye Xiao couldn't calm down anymore, he glared at the other party and shouted 'Meow! ' With a sound.Stop stop stop, who is called Dahei, forgive me, if you have the ability to call again, see if I don't scratch your face until your face blooms!

Bai Queryan obeyed, and immediately satisfied his request: "Dahei."

Ye Xiao lay directly on the ground, licking his paws and looking up at Bai Yu, with an expression of disbelief, I'm a kitten, I don't understand anything~

Bai Quer smiled brightly, but her voice was an octave lower: "Dahei."

"Meow!" Ye Xiao laughed like winter, jumped up and hugged Bai Quer's thigh, Dad, you will be my father from now on!I will be where you are, I will answer ten times when you call out, the one just now is not me, really not me!

Bai Yu stroked the cat's head again, and said in comfort, "You're so good."

Ye Xiao burst into tears, how can you ask who would dare not be good, and who would dare not be good!If you have the ability to bully me, a kitten, you have the ability to stand up and comment for everyone!