The days of selling stupid to your boss

Ye Xiao had a nightmare that night. In the dream, Bai Yu was holding a knife and fork in his hand, smiling at him on the plate, and said, "The naughty kitty will be punished~"

After waking up, Ye Xiao looked at the mirror for a while, and breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that he hadn't been eaten by others like in his dream.

Contrary to Ye Xiao's imagination, Bai Zhu got up earlier than him, poured goat milk and cat food for him, and left.

It's unscientific. In the past three years, Bai Yu came to the company every day at noon, and stayed for two hours to torture him. After the time passed, he left in a hurry. He thought he didn't get up until noon every day.

Ye Xiao put the cat food into the goat's milk one bite at a time like eating oatmeal, and stirred it with his paws.

Tsk, it's not delicious.

Taking a perfect cat walk, Ye Xiao scanned the whole house, wow, Kaka, Bai Quer dared to leave one of his cats at home, waiting for his stormy revenge!

At this moment, the sound of the key opening the door sounded, Ye Xiao ran into the side sleeper like a black whirlwind, and closed the door with his claws.

"Hey, where's the cat?" An unfamiliar female voice sounded outside, and Ye Xiao opened the door with his paws and looked outside.

"You are Mr. Bai's cat. You are so beautiful." A woman in her 40s stood in the living room and smiled gently at Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao gave a 'meow' in doubt, mother named Bai?Not quite like hey.

The woman skillfully took out the vacuum cleaner from the storage room, smiled at him and said, "Aren't you going to eat?"

As an hourly worker, he said that the white oak doesn't look like a houseworker, and the house is as clean as a model house, so someone must have been hired to clean it.

"Meow meow." Ye Xiao pawed at the rice bowl with his claws, and he destroyed the breakfast.

The woman leaned over to take a look: "As expected of Mr. Bai's cat, it's so smart, it likes to eat like a human." She stroked Ye Xiao's soft fur and praised: "It's really well kept."

Ye Xiao pushed her hand away expressionlessly, thank you for the compliment, but you are flattering on the horse's leg, first of all I am smart and has nothing to do with him, secondly it doesn't taste good at all soaked in it like this, and lastly he just raised it my day.

The woman smiled, this cat is really aloof, she turned on the vacuum cleaner, Ye Xiao moved over curiously.From the cat's point of view, the once inconspicuous vacuum cleaner has become a behemoth, and it also emits a whining roar that is annoying to cats.

"You are really brave. The pets I clean don't like vacuum cleaners very much." Although she knew that cats couldn't understand, the woman still said to herself.

"Meow." Ye Xiao called out in a drawn-out voice with contempt on his face, who are they, and who am I, I am Ye Xiao!

The woman obviously liked Ye Xiao's existence very much. Although she knew that there was no one in Bai Quer's house in the past, she still felt a little scared to clean this gloomy apartment. Now that she has a cat with her, she is really much better. I don't know that Mr. Bai is so sunny. Why do people live in such a dark house.

If Ye Xiao could hear the woman's voice, he would grab her by the collar and shake her awake, wake up!Don't be fooled by the appearance of the white oak!That guy is dangerous, meow!

After cleaning, the woman picked up the clothes worn by Bai Quer from the bed in the bedroom, packed them in a bag, took the money on the living room table, and went out.

Ye Xiao stared at the table with bright eyes, what did he see, Xiaoqianqian.Now that he has lost his job, has no money and no savings, what should he do if he turns back into a human being? Ahem, he didn't take the initiative to be a pet. Petting a cat also requires cost. I believe Bai Yu will understand him.

He wanted to jump on the table but almost pulled the table off, he patted his chest with lingering fear, thinking of that nightmare smiling face, Ye Xiao froze.

But after a while he couldn't bear to go back to the living room. After a circle, he pushed the chair out with his body, jumped onto the chair first, and then jumped onto the table. Sure enough, there were thousands of dollars on the table.

After confirming that it was not a whole number, he lay on the table and turned his tail like a propeller, counting the money like a money fanatic, how much should he take, one hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, just ask for good luck Take eight hundred.

Jumping off the table with the money in his mouth, he stretched out his claws and pulled the tablecloth back to make sure there was no major change.

Give yourself a thumbs up, perfect!Putting the money into his new nest, Bai Yu tasted pretty good and bought a nest shaped like a shark's head with a thick blanket inside. He put the money under the blanket and patted it twice with his paws. The future life is full of hope.

There is another thing about Bai Yu that surprises Ye Xiao, that is, his routine is outrageously regular, even Ye Xiao, who is often praised for his regular life, will play mobile games, play with a computer, and occasionally spend some extravagance. , recharge it.If you get involved in the game, go to bed a little later, um, really only a little bit.

It was not the case with Bai Yu, he completely mistreated that handsome face.Get up on time every day at five o'clock in the daytime, do morning exercises until six o'clock, don't know what to do when driving, according to Ye Xiao's understanding of him at noon, he should go to the company, don't know what to do in the afternoon, work until eleven o'clock in the evening and go to bed on time, even Don't even touch your phone.

The food is also very light, and the only dinner I eat at home is brought back from outside, usually a sandwich and a cup of tea.

Although he didn't know what the white oak was doing for a lot of time, the smell couldn't fool the cat.Bai Quer's body will always only have the faint scent of perfume that he sprayed on it, without any other scent, it is simply a complete penance.

Ye Xiaoguo was indeed very reserved at the beginning, but after he gradually got to know Bai Yu's whole person, he became unrestrained.

And he found that Bai Yu seemed to be worried about something all the time. Even if he accidentally scratched his sofa and broke his vase, he just frowned and cleaned it up without saying a word. He even rarely blamed himself , more often simply ignore his existence.

There is an old saying well said that those who are favored are always confident, which causes Bai Yu to often find that the cat food at home has been violently torn apart, and the money he put on the table will always appear in inexplicable places, such as in the big black den .

"Dahei." He pointed his fingers and called Ye Xiao's name in the living room. Although Ye Xiao strongly protested, he couldn't hold back his thighs. He eats.

Forced by life, Ye Xiao had no choice but to lower his head, and walked over slowly.

Wait, is it his little treasury that Bai Yu is holding in his hand?

Bai Yu carried a few hundred-yuan bills between two mobile phones. Recently, his aunt always told him that the money he left was not enough for the dry cleaning fee, so he began to suspect that there was only one cat at home, and who else could move the money.

And the only place not to be touched is Dahei's den. With an attitude of trying, he really took out hundreds of dollars from Dahei's den: "Explain."

"Meow meow!" How do you explain when you call me a cat? Can you understand me?I just want to keep some money for myself. Eating one kind of cat food every day is just like cat abuse!

Bai Yu raised her eyebrows and sneered, "You've failed your studies, and you're starting to be a thief?"

Ye Xiao squatted on the ground aggrieved, groaning, his mouth almost faded away, he just wanted to find a chance to have a good meal.

"Don't you realize your mistakes, eh?" He could only sigh helplessly at Bai Yu, the cat, and he found a wallet and stuffed the money in it: "Look, I'll give you ten thousand a month, and I'll give you [-] a month. In this bag, don't touch the money at home."

Ye Xiao immediately smiled and nodded wildly. After losing his job, he actually has a part-time income. He doesn't have to worry about starving to death. As for how he can find Bai Yu to get his wallet, that's another matter. He hasn't thought about it that much yet.

Bai Yu sighed helplessly, and stroked his smooth fur: "Where did your master go, if only you could talk."

Ye Xiao let out a snoring sound comfortably, Master?He is the master of a living person, and Bai Quer is so weird, he always speaks in half every time he speaks.In the last few days, he has started smoking even more at night, and he keeps calling someone at night, and keeps calling the other party's mobile phone from no answer to shutting down. It can't be his ex-girlfriend.

A love-hate entanglement was imagined in the brain, the infatuated man was bitterly in love with his ex-girlfriend, and he was reluctant to let go after the breakup. Ye Xiaoxian was shaken three times by himself disgustingly in the annual drama that he was struggling to save.

No, no, the direction of this plot is completely abnormal. It would be an infatuated man who fell in love with his ex-girlfriend bitterly, came to the door with a knife, and staged a bloody masterpiece that he couldn't get and wouldn't let others get it.