The days of selling stupid to your boss

On Saturdays, Bai Qi rarely rested at home and did not go out. He usually goes out with friends on weekends, but this week he was not in the mood at all. He pushed back a few invitations. The hourly worker was not in charge of cooking, and there was no food in the refrigerator. He just sat on the sofa and kept flipping through the phone book.

Ye Xiao leaned over to take a look, and saw that they were all business cards for takeaway.He shook his beard and puffed out his chest triumphantly. When he saw the white oak, he was ignorant. Now that takeaways are ordered online through an app, who cares about calling?

He passed it from the cell phone with the white oak in his mouth.Bai Yu was stunned: "Dahei, what are you doing?"

Ye Xiao handed it forward again, and Bai Yu lived up to his clever mind, and immediately responded: "Order online?" He searched the Internet, and in an instant, many food delivery apps came up, and he downloaded one at random, and he ordered it. The first one was about to place an order, but was stopped by a cat's paw.

Ye Xiao snorted disdainfully, Bai Quer's behavior was simply playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong's door, despising the existence of his little takeaway prince.

It's not that their company's cafeteria is not good, but that Ye Xiao doesn't like anything else, so he can eat in one bite.He would get tired of eating in the cafeteria often, and whenever he was bullied by Bai Quer, he wanted to spend money on delicious food. Over time, he ate all these shops near the company.Afterwards, anyone who wants to make a takeaway must ask his opinion first. This is also the only time when everyone is popular in his company. If you talk too much, you will cry!

Bai Yu ordered this restaurant to have very good reviews. Once he ordered a roujiamo, but he ate a bug. This made him sick, so he took a photo and wrote a bad review. , to prevent everyone from being fooled again.

The result was naturally miserable. The seller was not afraid at all. He called him all afternoon, scolded him bloody, and threatened to go to the company to settle the score with him until he deleted the bad review. .

He recorded the audio and called the customer service. The customer service attitude was very polite, but there was no effect. The store was still at the top of the list. He could only try his best to tell people around him not to order this takeaway.

Ye Xiao forcefully squeezed into Bai Quer's arms, trying to check the phone, but when he rubbed his paws, the response of the phone was extremely slow.A slender hand stretched out, stroking the top of his head, and a low chuckle burst into his ears: "Does your master often order takeaway? Even you have learned it."

This voice made Ye Xiao blush and heartbeat, he couldn't help holding his face with his paws, my God, this voice is too dull!Bai Yu always smiled outside, as if he would not be angry, but in front of people close to him, especially at home, he simply looked coldly at Yan Luo, without a trace of expression.Ye Xiao was forced by him to even miss the white oak in the company. Although it was equally scary, at least he still had some human warmth.

Bai Yu helped Ye Xiao scroll the screen: "Which restaurant does your master often eat?"

Ye Xiao rolled his eyes, how many times has he said that he is really a free man without a master.But what he often eats is a family of Malatang, even if it is a little spicy, I don't know if Bai Yu can stand it.

He pointed his paw at the store viciously.

"This one? Then what does he eat?" Bai Yu's expression and eyes were full of tenderness, almost drowning Ye Xiao in it, he stuck out his tongue and looked at the screen.

It doesn’t matter at this point, he almost drools, cat food is bland, but he has a real heavy taste, especially if he likes everything spicy or not, the two weeks since he became a cat has not been too difficult.

But Bai Yu's hand hesitated, his slender fingers stayed on Hell Spicy for a long time, Ye Xiao rarely pressed his fingers down forcefully, hurry up, he's so hungry!

Looking at the trembling little ears in front of the phone, Bai Yu touched it: "You bad guy." He can't eat spicy food, but he still ordered food.

The takeaway arrived soon, Bai Yu opened the lunch box and looked at the red color inside, feeling a little ache in his stomach, he even thought he smelled chili oil.

No matter what he is, Ye Xiao couldn't wait any longer. Although Bai Yu poured him cat food, he was not a cat from the beginning. Who wants to eat those few things every day? He lifted the food bowl with one paw He turned over, poured out the cat food inside, and threw the rice bowl at Bai Quer's feet.

Bai Yu was so patient that he tried to persuade him, "You are a cat. Zhao Yu said that you can't eat human food."

Ye Xiao took the rice bowl in his mouth and threw it on the ground continuously, the rice bowl was knocked loudly.

Bai Yu directly ignored him and ignored him.

Ye Xiao directly stretched out his claws, and climbed up along his trouser legs.

Bai Yu wanted to pull the cat out of his trouser legs, but he forgot that he was wearing silk pajama pants. With a sound of eating, countless silks were pulled out along Ye Xiao's nails, and the whole bottom half of the pajama pants was immediately tangled up. lump.

One person and one cat looked at each other for a while, Ye Xiao quietly retracted his nails, put his paws behind his back, turned his head to the other side, and would definitely whistle if he could, it wasn't on purpose.

Maintaining the posture of carrying the cat, Bai Yu threw him back to the side sleeper and locked him up, and went back to the master bedroom to change his pants.

As soon as he raised his chopsticks, he heard Ye Xiao's cry. The voice was sobbing, sad and touching, and coherent as if he was listening to some creepy song. After careful sorting, he could still hear the charm of two pieces of cabbage. , making outsiders think that Bai Quer is a cat abuser if they don't know it.

Holding his forehead, Bai Yu began to deeply question why he brought this cat back.

He reluctantly opened the door of the guest room to let Ye Xiao out, pulled the cat off the tablecloth, picked up some food and meat with chopsticks, and after flushing it several times with water, he handed the rice bowl to Ye Xiao.

Ye Xiao groaned and groaned, seemingly still not satisfied, but he was still a little sensible, and he didn't quarrel with the white oak. He buried his face in the rice bowl and started to eat big mouthfuls.

Such is the life of man!This is life!

It was also from this day that Ye Xiao seemed to have lighted up a new option, and began to force Bai Yu to order takeaways without any scruples, because he found that Bai Yu was really not a bad tempered person. Loose can make him compromise.

In fact, Ye Xiao had also been helped by Bai Yu before, but he himself didn't want to admit that the general manager who pulled his pigtails every day still had advantages.

For example, when she first became a full-time employee, Ye’s mother Shen Yun’s son’s character, which could not be slapped with ten palms, began to work crazily on getting her son married. Friday restaurants, Saturday cafes, and weekend teahouses insisted on never giving Ye Xiao a chance to rest. .

Ye Xiao was so distressed that he complained to the senior, but it took less than half a day for the senior to let the whole company know that he was on a blind date.

Early the next morning, Bai Yu miraculously appeared in the company, hooked Ye Xiao like a puppy, and summoned him into the office.

Ye Xiao put down the chicken soup for the soul and followed in, sitting on a chair stiffly waiting for the trial.

Bai Yu smiled and signaled him not to be nervous: "I heard you're on a blind date?"

Ye Xiao nodded hesitantly, wanting to kill Senior.

"need my help?"

Ye Xiao shook his head frantically, but when he met Bai Quer's smile, he felt a chill down his spine.He slowly reduced the range of shaking his head, and nodded slightly.

In the office, the spring blossoms, and Bai Yu smiled at him: "I will definitely live up to my trust."

"..." For some reason, Ye Xiao felt a little itchy.

In front of him, Bai Yu picked up the phone and dialed out: "Hi, hello, are you Ye Xiao's mother? I'm his general manager, Bai Yu."

Wait, who's on the other end of the phone!Is he in time to grab the phone now?

"It's okay, it's okay, he usually performs very well, but there are some minor problems recently."

Ye Xiao could imagine his mother's frightened expression on the other end.

"He seems to be on a blind date, right?"

Ye Xiao's knee was only ten centimeters from the ground.

"It's like this. He rushed to go on a blind date just after he became a full-time employee, which will have a bad impact on the company. I have no other intentions. I just hope that he can give other interns a good lead when he just became a full-time employee."

Ye Xiao had already knelt down to him with tears in his eyes.

"Thank you for your cooperation. It's all right. He's very serious about his work. You can rest assured that I will take good care of him." After hanging up the phone, Bai Yu held up his phone and smiled at Ye Xiao: "It's just a small matter. There is no need to perform such a great gift."

It was really immediate, and Ye's mother never dared to mention the word "blind date" again in the next three years.Even if a relative offered to introduce him, Ye's mother was terrified and said that her son only wanted to work hard and had no intention of falling in love.Anyone who dared to arrange a blind date for her son would be harming their whole family.

Since then, he has given the name of Desperate Saburo to his relatives, and whenever he is mentioned, the relatives will look strange.

Wait, is Bai Yu really helping him? Why does it feel like the situation is worse than before.