The days of selling stupid to your boss

Bai Yu felt that he was a monkey pressed down by the Tathagata Buddha, and it was difficult to turn over. He swung his hand on his body, touched a warm and fluffy guy, and said helplessly, "Dahei, I will be crushed by you one day." dead."

"Meow!" Use your paws to wave away the raging hands on your body, beep beep if you have the ability, don't touch it, if you get it cheap, you're still a good boy, how dare you!

Obviously very embarrassed, Bai Yu rubbed Ye Xiao Mao's head: "You smell bad."

Who in the end is smelly!It's not because you drink that I drag the quilt. If I don't drag the quilt, I will sweat. Let me tell you, be a human being and save a little time to see each other in the future. If you do this again, you will lose your baby forever.

Ye Xiao let out a loud voice in his throat, which sounded like he was mocking, he turned his back, leaving Bai Quer with a pitch-black back.

"Okay, don't be angry." Bai Yu touched the cat's buttocks, it felt very good, um, let's touch it again: "Let's go take a bath together."

Stinking rogue!Who wants to wash with you!I am a cat who can wash by myself. Ye Xiao raised his paws, washed his paws first, and then washed his face, and licked his chest. It is convenient to be a cat, as well as his abdomen and chrysanthemum...

Ye Xiao's movements suddenly froze, looking at the little chrysanthemum in front of him, the whole cat was stuck in place.

"Why don't you continue?" Bai Yu gloated at his misfortune, and even wanted to help him.

Use your paws to push away the face that is on the side, you peeping tom, wait for me, one day I will sit on your face with the asshole that I just finished using the toilet!

Pushing away the quilt on his body, he picked up Ye Xiao, and smoothed his wet hair: "I don't like a drool-covered guy running around the house, do you understand?"

Ye Xiao looked at Bai Quer with a heartless, unjust, and vexatious expression, who brought you onto the sofa yesterday, it was me!Who was the quilt that Kuhaha helped you cover yesterday, it was me!Who licked your lips yesterday when you were thirsty, hey, it seems to have exposed something, withdraw this sentence!

The embrace of the white oak has a vague and cool fragrance, which smells very pleasant, which should be related to his frequent spraying of perfume.His life is far more refined than Ye Xiao's. Not only does he have his own dressing room, but he also has a row of perfumes.

Once upon a time, Ye Xiao also ridiculed that there was a period of time when Bai Yu didn't know what was going on, and he changed his perfume every day and asked him to smell it. God knows how much he wanted to complain. Why did he lie on a man and smell the fragrance he sprayed today? What perfume.How did he answer back then, it seemed to be 'this perfume smells better today than in the past', it seemed to be this sentence, that guy laughed like he ate honey.Ye Xiao shook his beard, buried his face into Bai Quer's chest and sniffed it twice, it seemed to be the smell.

"Does it smell good? Your master also likes it very much." Bai Yu seemed to mention something proud, and changed her previous elite style, like a little boy in love, beaming with joy.

Ye Xiao rolled his big eyes, he must have had a stuffy nose at the time, the smell made the cat sick.

Bai Yu nodded the tip of his nose and said with a smile: "What kind of expression do you have? You didn't have this expression just now, did you eat my jealousy? Hey, there is no way, your master must love me the most, but don't worry, Even if you have fallen out of favor, I will definitely take good care of you when your master comes back."

The corner of Ye Xiao's mouth twitched, the whole cat was not well.This is all about what, Comrade Bai Quer, have you imagined some unbelievable picture, who wants to compete with you, who likes that ghost master, I like it... Meow meow, it's terrible, stop Stop, my brain is possessed by aliens!

Bai Quer looked at the cat in his arms shaking its head like a rattle, and wondered if he was too lonely to chat with a cat.

He put Ye Xiao on the sink, and took out a small ceramic bathtub from the cabinet.

Ye Xiao's eyes were almost staring straight, it was really a small bathtub carved out of the same mold, and it seemed to be custom-made.

Then he also opened an exquisite box on the spot, a box of little yellow ducks of different sizes.

The scene was so magical that Ye Xiao felt that he had already ascended to immortality.As if it wasn't enough, Bai Yu pinched a little yellow duck and handed it in front of him. The little yellow duck was pinched down, bounced up in an instant, and yelled angrily, "Does it look like your master?"

Full of madness and malice, Ye Xiao kept nodding his head, resembling, not too resembling, she was simply a copy of her!Look at Bai Quer with the eyes of an old father looking at a confused son, Bai Quer, it's in vain that you are so smart, I didn't expect you to be so smart and foolish for a while, you can have a snack!

Bai Yu unbuttoned his shirt to reveal the smooth texture of his upper body. He really looked thin when he was dressed and undressed. He turned around and bent down to drain the water. His back was tight, looking elegant and powerful.

After filling the big bathtub, he stretched out his hand to test the water temperature, scooped the water into Ye Xiao's small bathtub, and put two ducklings in it.

Ye Xiao felt his nose itchy, held his face with his paws, squinted his eyes and smiled wretchedly, Bai Quer is quite caring.

"You wash it yourself." He took out the pet shower gel from the cabinet and put it next to the small bathtub.Then he took off his clothes neatly, walked into the big bathtub and closed the shower curtain by the way.

Ye Xiao stared at the cat and squatted on the toilet, hey... Wait, Bai Quer, Mr. Bai, do you have some misunderstandings about cats!He looked bleakly at the small bathtub, then at the big bathtub, and suddenly felt guilty. Anyway, he was just a cat, so it would be fine to go in it... maybe.

After jumping off the toilet, Ye Xiao took a few steps back, jumped in a sprint, and fell into the water with full marks!

No wonder—he was caught directly by the shower curtain and slid down the slippery material.

Bai Yu opened the shower curtain and squinted at him: "Why, didn't I tell you to take a bath by yourself?"

"Meow meow meow!" Ye Xiao was dizzy from being hit, opened his golden eyes full of tears, straightened up and danced and complained, pointing to the big bathtub with his paws, and pointing to the small bathtub with his paws.

Bai Yu sighed helplessly: "Even if you are like this, I can't understand it!" He got up, picked up the mobile phone on the shelf, and made a call.

Ye Xiao, who happened to be standing below, hurriedly covered his eyes with his paws, so... Oh, what the hell was I thinking!

Bai Yu: "Hey, Zhao Yu, why doesn't the cat take a bath?"

Zhao Yu: "Ah, cats are afraid of water! Except for the one in your family that has grown into a spirit. What's the matter? Are you making a fuss?"

Bai Yu: "No, I put his things away, why doesn't he wash them?"

There was a moment of silence on the other side, and the laughter was so loud that Ye Xiao could hear it without turning on the phone: "My God! Boss, you don't plan to let the cat take a bath by itself!"

Bai Yu: "What's wrong?"

Zhao Yu was out of breath with a smile: "You have to bathe the cat yourself! No matter how smart it is, it is not a human being, how can it understand what you mean."

Bai Yu turned to Ye Xiao helplessly, and suddenly his expression changed: "Dahei, why are you bleeding!"

Zhao Yu: "Hey, hey, bleeding? Is Dahei injured? Where is the injury? Hey, hey, hey! Boss, don't hang up! Hey!!"

Bai Yu put down his phone, hugged Ye Xiao nervously and looked up and down, there was no wound on his body, the blood came from his face, wait, is this nosebleed... He gave a wry smile, and tapped the tip of Ye Xiao's nose: "You Xiaose|Cat, you scared me to death."

Seeing that it was too late to take a bath, Bai Yu put on his clothes, pressed Ye Xiao into the small bathtub, squeezed shower gel and waited for him to take a bath.

Being massaged with moderate strength by the slender fingers, Ye Xiao hummed comfortably, wishing he could go straight to heaven, yes, yes, yes, right there, with a little more force, it is so comfortable!Come and press the back for Grandpa, wait a minute, it's not allowed there!Ye Xiao turned around sharply, looked at Bai Quer accusingly, and clamped his legs to prevent his sexual harassment.

Bai Yu didn't lock it tightly, and muttered to himself: "I seem to have heard that cats will lick here." He glanced at Ye Xiao's mouth with some disgust.

Ye Xiao stared back, what did he look at, the young master didn't!

Bai Yu directly stretched out his hand and opened his mouth: "It seems that I still need to brush your teeth."

The frenzied ringing of the doorbell and frenzied pounding on the door interrupted one person and one cat. Bai Quer got up, washed his hands, and opened the door slowly.