The days of selling stupid to your boss

Outside the door, Zhao Yu stuck out his tongue and panted heavily. He was a little worried about being hung up suddenly, so he hurried over after talking to the nurse in a hurry.

Obviously, one person and one cat inside the door didn't want to talk to him, so Zhao Yu walked into the room: "Isn't it bleeding? What's wrong?"

Bai Yu laughed and said, "Nosebleed."

Zhao Yu collapsed directly on the sofa: "...Boss, are you having fun playing with me!"

Bai Yu smiled and poured him a glass of water: "The blood hasn't been wiped off yet, you can go and see for yourself."

Zhao Yu grabbed Ye Xiao who was passing by, and his nose was really bloody. He lamented: "You are really good enough, can you call me if you have nothing to do? And you, don't think that I just look at you if you are dark. I can't tell you're snickering!"

Ye Xiao, who was pitch black, stuck out his pink tongue, but this time he was caught by a handful unfortunately, Zhao Yu smiled triumphantly: "I tell you, Heitantou, the trick I used once will never happen to me. A second chance at success."

Ye Xiao looked at him with contempt, opened his mouth and bit him.

"Aw! Boss, as the owner, don't you care if your cat bites me?" Zhao Yu screamed.

Bai Yu leisurely leaned back on the sofa, obviously only holding a glass of boiled water, but he forced him to drink it with a high-end feeling, and smiled at Zhao Yu: "Didn't you provoke him first?"

"All right, all right, good men don't fight with cats, I'll admit defeat if I suffer." Zhao Yu waved his hand, but fortunately Ye Xiao didn't break his skin, otherwise he would have to get an injection: "Why does this cat have a nosebleed when it's so good."

The corner of Bai Quer's mouth twitched slightly: "He's a little pervert just like his master."

Ye Xiao choked on hearing these words, whoever is a pervert, who is a pervert, will he speak? I have been angry recently, dare not put gold on my face.

However, he remembered an embarrassing incident from the past.

The white oak is rich in luxury, looks outstanding, and the most important thing is that it is single. The female employees in the company will inevitably fantasize about the plot in the novel.

It's like the domineering president is in love with me, or I've given you an extra look in the crowd, but life is always cruel, and there will always be a gap like a gap between fantasy and reality.

The female white-collar workers in the company will only look at Bai Quer's face from a distance, and will never really touch him. After all, this kind of wealthy beauties are seen a lot, and Bai Quer's looks are too fancy...

However, there are always people who do not lack the spirit of practice. An intern took this step bravely and staged a very unexpected touch of porcelain, falling down and giving coffee.

It was summer at that time, and she was only wearing a thin layer. Mr. Bai lived up to everyone's expectations and pushed her out, and she was still rubbed three meters away on the smooth floor.

In an instant, the office seemed to be muted. Everyone sat in their seats as quietly as a chicken, not daring to vent their atmosphere.

The strong woman was crying, and Bai Quer stepped over her and slammed the door of the office angrily.

Ye Xiao wished he could bury his face on the desk, he always had a premonition that this kind of bad luck would happen to him without accident.

Sure enough, accompanied by a gust of fragrant wind, Miss Secretary stood in front of him.

Ye Xiao held onto his last hope like an ostrich, he couldn't see me, couldn't see me!

"Ahem, Mr. Ye, the cup of coffee just now seems to be hot water, can you help me go in and see if the general manager is burned?"

Ye Ostrich immediately turned on the overtime mode, although the villain in his heart has already started to flip the table, you are worried, I am not worried!Why should I go!But on the surface, he hesitated and said politely: "But I still have a lot of work on hand, so I don't have time."

It's a pity that Miss Secretary has been through the battlefield for a long time, and the soldier stabbed back without blood: "Mr. Ye, you haven't delivered today's documents."

Ye Xiao looked at everyone accusingly, you are bullying me like this, I have to follow along!

Everyone immediately withdrew their gossip eyes, those who should eat snacks should eat snacks, those who should chat should chat, and some people even whistled, and the office was harmonious.

"..."

Facing the cold wind and cold eyes of Yi Shui, someone played the song "Conquest of Paradise", accompanied by the tragic BGM Ye Xiao, and stepped into Bai Yu's office.

Bai Quer was taking off his clothes, and his snow-white chest was red. It seemed that the strong woman outside had left enough imprints on him, at least physically and mentally. He might not be able to forget it in a year or so.

Seeing Ye Xiao come in, Bai Quer saw the expression of Yu'er caught in the net, and his frowning brows and eyes were all relaxed: "Why, worry about me?"

"Yes, yes, we are all worried about Mr. Bai." Yes, we are all worried that you are still alive and not dead.

Bai Yu smiled slightly: "It's very nice, isn't it? You're blushing." He couldn't get enough of it with his bare mouth, and even leaned closer to Ye Xiao to look at it, his face was almost pressed against his.

"..." Ye Xiaomu stood on the spot with an expression on his face, and he really wanted to complain: Mr. Bai, can you show some face, I have what you have, and who cares about your white chicken.

Unconvinced, he casually glanced at Bai Quer, almost staring his eyes out. Damn, are these eight-pack abs really serious!Ye Xiao couldn't help touching his flat belly. God dares to be a little fairer to people, why can't he open a window for him after closing his door.

Bai Yu's dictionary probably doesn't have the words enough and enough, so he still smiled and said, "Why are you envious? I can let you touch it magnanimously."

Here we go again, Bai’s classics are shameless, if you touch me, you can raise your salary, if you touch me, you can fill your stomach, if you touch it, it’s useless, why should I touch it, and I have to wash my hands after touching it.But it is still necessary to refuse, otherwise Bai Yu will definitely do even more insane things, Ye Xiao said righteously: "Mr. Bai, this is today's document, please have a look at it."

"Hey...but I'm injured now. Isn't it pitiful to have to work after being injured?" Bai Yu just sat back on the chair with her chest open like this, and leaned back on the chair back. How leisurely, it looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Ye Xiao stared at him for a while, then lowered his shoulders helplessly and said in compromise: "Then what do you want?"

Bai Yu held his chin and looked at him with a smile: "At least I need some medicine."

Dakning is the key, I'll get it for you right away, it won't kill you.He could only rely on his inner fantasies to vent, but Ye Xiao obediently opened the medicine box in his hand. The small medicine box was so complete that he wanted to move the pharmacy all over. Arranged, the medicine is also prepared too well.

But Bai Yu's skin feels really good, tender and smooth, Ye Xiaoman was thinking endlessly, but one hand touched his chest along the slit of the shirt.

Ye Xiao frowned instantly, hugged himself tightly, and widened his eyes: "Why are you touching me!"

Bai Yu said with an extremely nasty expression: "But I feel like I'm really at a disadvantage!"

Ye Xiao picked out his ears, and felt that there seemed to be something wrong with his ears, as if he had auditory hallucinations.What kind of disadvantage did Bai Yu suffer from, what kind of disadvantage did he suffer from, did he want to figure it out, and would he die if he was a little reasonable!

But the facts tell him that he obviously will.

Bai Yu leaned forward and approached Ye Xiao, and said with a smile, "Think about it, how many people are coveting my body, but you are the only one who touches it, and you..."

His gaze crossed Ye Xiao like an X-ray from top to bottom: "It's relatively cheap."

"..." Ye Xiao felt that the management of his facial expressions was getting out of control. He urgently needed to take out his mobile phone and ask the netizens a question: How many years will be sentenced for intentional murder and whipping corpses? Wait online, hurry up!

Then Bai Yu said in a benevolent tone: "But I have one advantage, I am very generous, and it is nothing to suffer a little."

Ye Xiao was afraid that he would lose control of his hands, so he got angry once in a while, dropped the ointment, turned his head and left.

Bai Yu grabbed him and pulled him back, Ye Xiao fell directly under the inertia, and his fragile nose gloriously hit the wall of flesh.

Is this a steel plate!Ye Xiao covered his nose in pain.

But Bai Yu added fuel to the fire: "Look, didn't you just touch it with your face, why did you have a nosebleed. You, you are such a little pervert."

"..." Don't let anyone stop him, today he will eliminate harm for the people!