On the life and death of carbon-based monkeys

"He Zihuan? He Zihuan?" Lu Zhe called again, but still did not receive any response.Originally, he could completely ignore this matter and go back to sleep or write some programs by himself, but the more Jerowit ignored him, the more itchy he was, and he always wanted to know who Jarowett was waiting for or what to do. what to do.

So he started to walk around in front of Jarowett, and said in a drawn-out voice as he turned, "He Zihuan, administrator, are you asleep or awake? Are your eyes closed, or are you still awake?" Are you open? Are you alive or dead?"

...Can this carbon base not be so annoying!

An impulse rose in Jarowett's heart.If possible, he really wanted to throw Lu Zhe into the black hole!

"Are you alive or dead, are you alive or are you dead..." Lu Zhe entertained himself, dancing and dancing more and more happily.In the end, he almost sang in front of Jarowett: "Ah~ Are you alive, or are you dead... Aww!"

The warden raised the hand that had patted Lu Zhe's nose expressionlessly, moved it, and rubbed it on Lu Zhe's shoulder.

Lu Zhe watched him finish all this before reacting, covered his nose and said angrily, "What are you doing!"

"Shut up." Jerowit said coldly.

Lu Zhe became even more angry: "Then why are you wiping your hands on my clothes!"

"The nose is too dirty." Jerowit replied slowly, sweeping the face with rough pores, blackheads and even oily shine, full of disgust. "Although the clothes are not very clean."

"...!" Lu Zhe immediately widened his eyes, "What! Are you calling me sloppy!"

Jarowett's tone was surprised: "I thought you had no merits, but I didn't expect you to be so self-aware."

Lu Zhe has lived for 28 years, and this is the first time in his life that he has encountered such a situation.He clenched his fists frantically: "What! You..."

The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated, and Jarowett spotted the trace of the person he was waiting for out of the corner of his eye.He stretched out the hand that had just patted Lu Zhe's nose again, grabbed his shoulder without hesitation, and covered his mouth with his hand: "Shut up."

Lu Zhe is thin and tall, and his altitude is two or three centimeters higher than Jarowett's.Turning around like this, he was in a dark corner again. If he didn't observe carefully, almost everyone would ignore that there was someone behind him.The aroma of pine nuts filled the tip of his nose. After Lu Zhe sniffed it, his stomach moaned involuntarily—he, that, seemed to be hungry...

In front of the restaurant not far away, Qin Shuyang walked out of the gate and stood on the steps.He was talking to several middle-aged men, one of whom could even be seen wearing a military uniform.

Lu Zhe moved, and Jarowett withdrew his hand, still rubbing against his shoulder.Lu Zhe didn't get angry because of this, instead he turned around and asked curiously, "The person you were waiting for is here? Are those standing over there?"

Jarowett glanced at him, and a new thought jumped out.He showed a smile for the first time, and asked Lu Zhe with a pleasant face: "Are you curious about what I'm going to do?"

Lu Zhe nodded quickly.If it wasn't for curiosity, why would he follow him out!

"I don't think you came here to interrupt my plan." Jerowite lowered his voice and approached Lu Zhe, "I have to do something, which is related to someone standing over there...you Do you want to follow?"

Lu Zhe was stunned: "You... that... are you inviting me to join your plan?"

"Otherwise?"

Lu Zhe stared at Jarowett in astonishment for a while, but finally curiosity prevailed.Anyway, if he had been following Jarowett, the latter would be able to find out in time what tricks he wanted to play.Thinking of this, he nodded, his eyes sparkled excitedly: "What should I do?"

"Use your advantage." Jarowett said calmly, he finally found some useful value of this carbon base, "Aren't you good at computers?"

"Actually, I'm also good at climbing walls and running." Lu Zhe honestly revealed another advantage of himself, "Fighting is also good—are you trying to sack someone?"

A child can be taught - but Qin Shuyang is too cheap to just put on a sack.Jarowett has prepared a full training plan for this annoying male carbon base...

"Among the few people standing at the door, the youngest man in a suit is my target." Jerowit briefly described Qin Shuyang's characteristics, and took out a handful of miniatures from his sportswear pocket. The scissors were placed in Lu Zhe's hands, "You will go over later and cut a hole in the back of his trousers - if this is done, I will agree to your joining."

Lu Zhe nodded in agreement without the slightest hesitation, and excitedly walked over there holding the small scissors.As he was walking, he suddenly realized something was wrong—wait a minute, didn't He Zihuan invite him to join?Why now was his chance to obscenely cut a hole in someone else's ass to get in?

Lu Zhe held the scissors in front of his eyes. The small and exquisite scissors were painted with a matte paint close to the skin color, and there was almost no sound when they were opened and closed...the sharpness was evident.

Actually want to cut holes in other people's pants!This is how much hatred!

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Qin Shuyang is now in high spirits.

Anyone like him, whose parents are born in their respective countries, loves freely and is indeed married, but must exist in the eyes of others as an illegitimate child with "unknown father" or "unknown mother", living for 25 years When I finally see the hope of exhaling and raising my eyebrows, I will also feel that I am in high spirits now.

Not exaggerating at all, really, not exaggerating at all.

"I wasn't sure before I came here, but now I finally see it. Qin Ershao is really young and promising, young and promising." The middle-aged man in military uniform did not hesitate to praise him.His epaulets were carefully removed, but it is not difficult to see a sense of pampering.

Qin Shuyang said modestly: "Where is it, among several cousins, I am the most unpromising one."

"Hey, you can't say that. Qin Ershao has changed from an ordinary employee to the general manager of the company in just two years with his own strength." Another person immediately interjected, with obvious meaning flattering.

This is a bit out of the point—who in Keyu Company doesn't know that the reason why General Manager Qin can rise as fast as a rocket is not all because of Chairman Zheng's daughter?Although he knew that these people might not know those things, Qin Shuyang still felt a little uncomfortable, smiled politely, and said: "We hit it off right away, but it's not a problem here at the main station, after all, we have to pay attention to the influence... I will Invitation, please come here for a meal again?"

After exchanging pleasantries for a while, I was finally able to leave.Qin Shuyang walked at the end, thinking about the person he had made an appointment with in his heart. When he was going down the steps, he was suddenly bumped from behind by someone and almost fell down.Fortunately, this was the last step. Qin Shuyang barely stood firm and turned back angrily.

It was Lu Zhe who hit him.The latter lowered his head, said sorry over and over again, held scissors and fabric in his hands, and slipped past guiltily.

Although Qin Shuyang was angry, there was nothing he could do.When he was walking towards the dazzling red Ferrari, a person who was having dinner with just now drove past and stopped him: "Hey, Second Young Master Qin, where are you going?"

Qin Shuyang smiled absently: "I still have an appointment tonight, and I'm going to go."

"..." There was a complicated look on the other party's face, and he said slowly after a long while: "Qin Ershao should go to the clothing store first before going to the appointment." After saying that, he drove away.

Qin Shuyang went in without knowing it. What happened to his clothes?Could it be...

The cold wind blows, and an ominous premonition hits my heart.Qin Shuyang froze and touched behind him...

Fuck who did this! !Why is there another hole in his pants! ! !

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Jarowett has been watching the door of the restaurant.The facade of Taibai Building is quite spacious and magnificent, Qin Shuyang stands in the right corner, and Lu Zhe walks up from the left corner, without being noticed at all.When Lu Zhe pretended to run out of the door in a hurry and bumped into Qin Shuyang, the warden's lips hung a smile in line with carbon-based behavior.

Very well, if we continue like this, we can achieve the dual goals of "past" and "future" today.

When Qin Shuyang was fumbling for his pants in a daze, Lu Zhe had already run to that corner.After chewing the last handful of pine nuts with sufficient energy, Jerowit threw the packaging bag into the nearest trash can: "Let's go."

Lu Zhe followed him step by step: "Where are you going?"

Jarowett stopped in his tracks and turned slightly to look at him.I don't know if it's an illusion, but Lu Zhe always felt that he seemed to feel contempt from that expressionless face... He looked away in frustration, took out the key to unlock it, and muttered: "The young people of today ah……"

The car door opened, and Jarowett sat in the passenger seat: "How old are you?"

"Me? Physically, I should be 28 years old. Mental age... Guess?"

Jerowit looked down at the phone, speaking at a leisurely pace: "I guess you want me to think that you are very smart, vicissitudes and stories, but a male whose brain is only 28 weeks old... Human, do you have any mental age?"

"...I didn't say that, it's what you think." Lu Zhe choked, and said in a low voice.In fact, he just wanted to make a joke, so there is no need to be so serious...

"Then there is no problem." Jarowett's tone was flat, but the words he said were eye-catching. "The facts I think are the facts, unless they were not."