On the life and death of carbon-based monkeys

Lu Zhe rolled his eyes when he heard it: "Okay, little friend He Zihuan, your colleague, I ran out to follow you today... Well, I followed you, not to cut a hole in a strange man's pants for you..."

"Where are the scissors?"

Lu Zhe reluctantly took out the scissors and put them on Jarowett's outstretched hand: "Where did you buy them? They are quite sharp...Hey, what do you mean by putting a handkerchief on your hand?"

Jerowit fully mobilized all the muscles and nerves he could mobilize, and sneered, "I think you're dirty."

Lu Zhe: "...Don't underestimate an otaku, I obviously have to wash my hands several times a day!"

Jarowett simply didn't bother to pay attention to the incredible logic of this carbon-based car, and controlled the strength of his fingers to slide on the phone screen: "Now drive and keep up with that red Ferrari."

Lu Zhe started the car, backed up and turned around.As long as you think about it, it's not difficult to know that the person in that car must be the poor guy whose pants were cut by him just now... He really wanted to continue complaining, but the person next to him seemed to be very unconventional, for the sake of his own psychology For the sake of health, this step is still exempted.

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50 meters away, Qin Shuyang, the owner of the bright red Ferrari, was hanging up the phone and casually threw the phone on the passenger seat next to him.

He's worrying about what happened today - of course.Anyone who has his pants cut off twice in just one week, in front of the public, in such...a disgraceful place, or even seen by people he cares about, will not be happy.

The first time could be said to be an accident, the trousers might have been accidentally torn, or they might have been torn before Lao Liang sent them... But what about the second time?The same thing happened twice in a row. Qin Shuyang would never believe that someone did not intentionally do it!

The raging anger was burning in Qin Shuyang's heart, and he turned the steering wheel almost gnashing his teeth.Candidates are excluded one by one in the mind.Of course He Zihuan was the most suspected one, but this time he was not present, and Qin Shuyang didn't believe that he had the guts to do such a thing to him...

The phone rang, and Qin Shuyang freed up a hand to answer the call.The name on the screen made him smile: "Xueqing?"

"Yes, it's me." A familiar voice came out, "Ayang, what are you doing now?"

"I'm driving. As I mentioned to you before, I have an appointment with a few elders today, and I came out specially for dinner." Qin Shuyang's voice was a little softer, and his anger seemed to have disappeared, "What about you, Xueqing? What are you doing?" ? Why did you call me specifically?"

"I didn't do anything, just hid in my room and surfed the Internet... It's just a bit boring, and... isn't it your birthday today. I haven't said happy birthday to you yet."

Qin Shuyang smiled even wider, and his voice became more gentle: "Didn't you send a text message before?"

"Then how do you count? What you say personally counts. If you didn't have an appointment today, let's find a place and celebrate by ourselves... How nice." Zheng Xueqing sighed regretfully.

Qin Shuyang comforted her and chatted for another 2 minutes before ending the call.Soon, he parked the car on the side of the road and greeted the bodyguard Lao Liang.

Taking advantage of the darkness, Qin Shuyang got into the car driven by Lao Liang, changed his clothes, and then drove the black Porsche forward.

About 50 meters behind, an unremarkable car started up again and quietly followed him.

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There are surveillance along the road to help cheat, no matter how many times Qin Shuyang changes cars and how careful his whereabouts are, it will not help, unless he can avoid the ubiquitous cameras along the road.While driving, Lu Zhe looked sideways from time to time.He usually pays attention to protecting his eyesight, and he can still roughly distinguish what the screen switching on the phone screen represents: "Are you checking the surveillance?"

Jerowit put down his phone and said flatly, "Yes."

Lu Zhe was dumbfounded: "What... what, you just admitted it like this?"

"Otherwise?" Jarowett asked back, "What kind of big secret is this, is it worth keeping for me?"

"...An ordinary person with no special experience, suddenly became a computer expert, and even used a mobile phone to hack into the surveillance system... Isn't this a secret?"

"Can't you do it?"

"Of course I can do it!" Lu Zhe said sourly, and suddenly thought of a possibility, "Hey, wait... Speaking of special experiences, you seem to have one, right? Could suicide make people suddenly change?" Are you a genius?"

Jarowett was a little surprised by him.Rebirth, time travel, golden fingers, these things are the most absurd reasons he sorted out from He Zihuan's memory that fit his situation as best as possible.He wanted to make Liu Wen aware of these possibilities, but unfortunately, Liu Wen, who is also a young man, doesn't seem to like reading online literature very much.Divided according to the readership, Lu Zhe is 28 years old this year, and should also be within the range of readers of such works.

Lu Zhe seems to have a good relationship with Bercia.Wanting to include Percia in this relationship circle, at least so that he can actively find excuses for his "abnormality" and persuade others, Liu Wen is one aspect, and Lu Zhe seems to be a breakthrough.

Mental threads trembled and intertwined, and soon, a plan with the highest success rate was pushed to the foreground.From Lu Zhe's point of view, Jerowit seemed to have heard something shocking, his body was visibly stiff for a moment, and then he murmured in a low voice: "You think too much, you just committed suicide, how could you suddenly become a genius? ?”

On the contrary, Lu Zhe became interested because of this, and said while driving: "I have read your information. Didn't you go into a coma for several days after suicide? Could it be rebirth? Are you going to be a very great hacker in the future? Or time travel? Eh Hey! You are not really He Zihuan, are you? "

"Thinking too much is a disease, and it can be cured." Jarowett lowered his head and sneered, "Why don't you guess that my soul was taken away by aliens?"

Lu Zhe waved his free hand nonchalantly, and said, "Who would believe such a thing? Could it be that there are aliens on Earth besides superman?"

...there is, and it's right next to you stupid carbon-based monkey.

The brain sensitively sensed the master's anger, and his fingers inadvertently pressed hard, with a slight crisp sound of "snap", Jarowett broke another phone screen.

He took back the phone without changing his face, and looked ahead.Lu Zhe's eyes widened in horror: "No... that... Did I read it wrong? The screen of your phone seems to be broken?"

The warden glanced at him lightly: "Of course you are wrong. Can human fingers break the screen of a mobile phone?"

"..." Lu Zhe was at a loss for words, trying to change the subject: "Isn't it just a little more strength? It is necessary to go through a life-and-death situation, and some changes are necessary... By the way, genetic modification agents will not be invented in the future, right? Your body modification pass?"

... the stupid carbon-based was successfully misled, and the warden was not at all happy.

He stated the facts in a cold voice: "Actually, I am an alien."

"Aliens? Hahaha, don't be joking... You are a robot, but your every move is so standard!" Lu Zhe laughed so hard that he almost drove the car out of the road with a shake of his hands.Fortunately, Qin Shuyang stopped the car soon and walked into a four-star hotel.Lu Zhe immediately followed and found a seat to park the car: "Mr. Alien, hello, are you from Namek or Krypton?"

Mr. Alien glanced at him indifferently, opened the door and got out of the car.

Lu Zhe followed behind, closed the car door, and asked incessantly, "Are you satisfied with the environment of the earth? Have you adapted to the society of the earth? Hahaha, Mr. Alien, what kind of girl do you like?"

Jarowett really wanted to punch him unconscious and stuff him into the trunk—no doubt, Tanji's violent approach was very pleasing to the warden at the moment.

It's a pity that Lu Zhe happened to ask such a question: "...Mr. Alien, what's your name? Are you also He Zihuan?"

Jarowett's unfocused eyes flicked to him, and he spit out a string of words expressionlessly.

Lu Zhe frowned, not understanding what he was saying: "What?"

"It is expressed in the way of carbon... earthlings, the full meaning of my name." Jerowit said indifferently.The pronunciation of his real name is pronounced according to the spirit body.If it is really recited by the spiritual body, then the shock wave it produces is enough to make the carbon-based life within 200 meters around lose its soul and become a real walking dead.

"If it's simpler and clearer, you can call me Jarowett."

As a carbon base that was born and raised on the earth, Lu Zhe certainly couldn't know the meaning of this name to the warden.He repeated in confusion: "Jerovit? Isn't your English name Thomas?"

Jarowett's mental activity has dropped to the lowest point since his birth, and even without mobilizing the muscles in his throat, his voice is already cold enough: "Is all your existence worth remembering my information, Carbon?" base?"

Lu Zhe didn't react for a while: "Huh?"

The warden made his way to the hotel in low spirits.He finally found the remaining value of this carbon-based, cultivating a carbon-based admirer, huh?

Even when his spirits were low, Jarowett was as efficient as ever.Without wasting much time planning a plan, he successfully obtained the information he needed from the front desk and obtained a magnetic card for taking the elevator.

Lu Zhe looked at him not far away, wondering what he was thinking.It wasn't until he entered the empty elevator that he hesitated and said, "I seem to have seen the curator's car outside?"