Mermaid Escaping Marriage Strategy

"Damn it, where did you come from, you shameless person running around naked in my house? You think you can impress me by selling your looks. I have experienced many battles, and I am not someone who can be easily impressed."

Li Xiaoyu slapped the door open and quickly covered his eyes, talking fiercely.If the five fingers are not so big, the persuasion will be greater.

"Who are you looking for?!" Li Xiaoyu's whole body was shaken by the magnetic voice, and electric currents flowed wantonly, and his whole body almost collapsed to the ground.

Han Zhi, who was defined by Li Xiaoyu as streaking, frowned and looked at the thin Li Xiaoyu with his arms around him, without saying a word.

Probably because he was a little embarrassed to be stared at, Li Xiaoyu puffed his chest subconsciously, with a straight face, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy!?"

"Not really"

Following the voice, he saw that the man was extremely handsome, his face was as clear as a sculpture, and his angular face was extremely handsome.She looks wild on the outside, but the casual look in her eyes can make people look down upon.

A head of black and thick hair, under a pair of sword-shaped eyebrows is a pair of slender peach eyes, bright and affectionate, you will fall into it if you are not careful.With a tall nose and moderately thick red lips, there was a dazzling smile.

With a stalwart figure, bronze-colored skin, and clear and deep facial features, like a Greek sculpture, the dark and deep icy eyes appear wild, unrestrained, evil and sexy.

“Although I know I’m handsome, is it really okay to have a nosebleed!?”

Li Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to touch his itchy nose, and seeing bright red stains on his fingers, he became angry, "You shameless, seduce me!!! Don't think that you are handsome and I will agree to let you go!" You live in, this is my place, mine!"

He stepped into the house, stopped at the entrance, pointed at the floor with his waist thrust forward, with an arrogant expression on his face.It's just that the blood under his nose made him look more funny, at least the naked man smiled.

"Are you sure this is your home?!"

"I'm sure and sure to tell you that No. 259, South Aiya Community, the first interstellar in the Eastern District of Saiyan, is here——my home"

"But..." This is number 258...

"What's the smell? It smells so good." After finishing speaking, he turned around and went into the kitchen, where he ate the food automatically and consciously.

"..." Child paper, you are so familiar, are you crazy! ?

"Wow~ it's so thick, who made it. The meat is soft but not rotten, fat but not greasy, and the color is bright, um... it's thick gravy after one bite, eight points! This braised fish is tender and salty. The color is rosy and bright, the taste is moderately salty, nine points! It would be even more perfect if you have a bowl of rice that is as pearly as jade and fragrant. I don’t know who made these dishes. I want to marry her. Take care of her for the rest of her life... Well, it's so rough~ Would you like to have a bowl too, don't be polite to me"

"Even if you praise my cooking skills, I still can't 'marry' you, I'm not interested in breeders"

"Cough, cough, cough~" Li Xiaoyu, who was munching on his rice, was choked by the sudden words.

"Who is reproduction...Even if I am a mermaid, I am not interested in you." Li Xiaoyu immediately changed his words when he thought of his identity as a mermaid.

"You've had your meal, and you've been humiliated, can you leave?!"

"Fuck, this is my home, you are driving me away!!!" Li Xiaoyu was angry, don't think that knowing how to cook will get his forgiveness, it is illegal to break into a private house and leave it anywhere.If it weren't for the fact that the rice he cooked was still edible, I would have called the police a long time ago!Hmph~ How dare you drive him out on his territory, is it plausible! ?

"Can you please see the house number clearly!?"

"What are you looking at? Isn't it No. 259 in the Aiya community? I'm not illiterate and can't read or write. For the sake of the delicious dishes you cook, it doesn't matter if I take you in, as long as you cook for me every day." Just eat." After finishing speaking, Li Xiaoyu looked at him with shining eyes, expectant.

"...This is No. 258, Aiya District, okay!!!"

"How is it possible, I clearly saw 25...9, hey! Why is it 258?! Did you secretly change the house number while I wasn't paying attention! Why are you like this? How could you secretly change someone else's name? house number, it is unethical"

"..."

"Youth, don't be like this. Since you like my family so much, I will reluctantly take you in. Remember to cook for me every day, and you must have a fish every day. You can do whatever you want. How about it, I am such a good landlord, isn't it? It’s so easy to find, I don’t charge your rent, water and electricity, I just ask you to cook for me tomorrow..."

"..." Where did this weird guy come from? Why is he so shameless? ?

"Let me tell you, it's rare to see someone as nice as me..."

"Boss~ Boss, I have been bullied, you have to decide for me!!! They are not fat, golden meatballs!"

Just when Li Xiaoyu was about to make people dizzy with his long story, a ball, a fat ball, a fat golden ball rushed in and interrupted his words.

"What's the matter with you!?" His head hurts, is it the black weekend today! ?

"Boss, hey~ There's a femme fatale who said I'm a fat, golden meatball, but I'm not. Hey~ I'm just a little fat, but besides that, it's still very useful, right!?"

Li Xiaoyu watched Rouwanzi complaining tearfully, feeling a little uneasy... Is this really No. 258? !

"that……"

"Boss, it's him, that femme fatale!!!"

"..."

"...Damn it, who are you calling a femme fatale? You twisted such a gentle and kind-hearted person like me, can you still have fun playing!? You are so twisted and twisted, disregarding other people's reputation, planting frame, you Mama made it?!"

"...not made"

"It doesn't matter if you make it or not, it's not right for you to do this. You told you that this is my house, right? Now that you're here at my house, I didn't call the police and kick you out. It's my best, if it wasn't for your boss The food is delicious and to my liking, and you should be on your way to the police station right now. You said, such a good person is actually slandered by you like this, how can my weak heart be hurt like this! "Li Xiaoyu consciously poured himself a glass of water to moisten his dry throat.

"I'm referring to this direction, but this is No. 258. It's my boss, not yours. No. 259 in Aiya Community should be next door, not here. Could it be that if I go out for a while, boss, you will move? ! "Meatball looked at them with a puzzled face, his mind was confused, where did this come from? !

"...Ahem, is this really No. 258 in Aiya Community?" Li Xiaoyu choked, and asked a little embarrassed.

"Yeah, go out and see for yourself, is No. 259 the next door?"

After looking at the house number and then at them, Li Xiaoyu rubbed his nose in embarrassment. He seemed...it seemed...really...went to the wrong door.

"Oh, the weather is so nice today, it's suitable for a walk." Li Xiaoyu suddenly changed the subject, and walked outside while talking.

"You made my house like this, how are you going to leave?!"

"Who are you, so rude. Don't you know that you have to introduce yourself before talking to others!?" Li Xiaoyu rolled his eyes at him, with an uncomfortable expression on his face.

"...words are inseparable"

"Hi, I'm Li Xiaoyu who just moved here. It's nice to meet you today... Uh, thank you for your hospitality. The food is delicious. That's it. Bye!" After finishing speaking, he ran out at a speed of [-] meters.It's just that when Yan Feili was passing by, he accidentally scratched something, and when he subconsciously turned around, he found that Yan Feili had really run naked.

"Playing hooligans~~~"

Yan Feili, whose towel was scraped off, darkened with a bang.This person was born to be at odds with him, really... really want to strangle him to death, he promises!

"Well, I'm sorry. I have something to do, so I'm leaving first. Hehehe~" Li Xiaoyu laughed dryly and quickly left the crime scene.While running, he sighed with emotion: Oh my God~ His face turned black, it was really scary!

Didn't he just eat a meal from him? As for being so stingy, who would you show him with a straight face?He ate all of this, so why would he spit it out... Really, being a man is not magnanimous at all.

If this was heard by Yan Feili, who was cleaning up someone who caused the mess next door,

It is estimated that a large swastika will appear on the forehead.Whoever's house is made into a mess by an inexplicable person, and then he pats his ass and leaves, leaving a mess for the owner to clean up, and he is also preached by others, the Buddha will be angry.

At this moment, Li Xiaoyu opened the door of her house with great difficulty, and before she stepped into the house, the robot nanny with a flashing red light came out to greet her.

"Didi~Welcome home, master. Do you have any orders now?! Are you hungry? Do you want to eat first! I downloaded the latest mermaid set meal, and the reviews say it tastes..."

"Tuantuan, don't say the words "mermaid set meal" in front of me from now on." Li Xiaoyu reflexively thought of the balls of yellow and green cakes, and his stomach rolled for a while, making him want to vomit.

"Didi~ How can the master be so self-willed as a mermaid. For the sake of the master's health, the mermaid set meal is a must. The master must be obedient, and Tuantuan will cook for the master now. Before eating, the master should go to the swimming pool for a dip."

Before Li Xiaoyu could refuse, Tuantuan moved his bulky body and ran away shouting 'very busy, very busy'.

Damn it, as a robot, you are so self-assertive, why did you make the one you made! ?Does he still have the right to fish! ! !He doesn't want to eat mermaid set meals, he wants to eat rice, food that people can eat! ! !

"Tuantuan, I already ate next door when I came back. If you have time, please clean up the house. I haven't been back for so long and it's probably full of dust."

"Didi~Master, Tuantuan is not you!"

Emma, ​​what does he mean?Does that mean he is lazy?I have already done everything, so why do I need a robot nanny! ?

"Also, it's so chaotic outside, master, don't just go to other people's houses for dinner, maybe that person has plans for you. Didi~ forget it this time, don't do it next time"

"..." Li Xiaoyu

Although he spoke blunt words, Tuantuan still put down the things in his hands, put them back together, and saved them for Li Xiaoyu's dinner.Seeing these movements, Li Xiaoyu's eyes rolled around, and he didn't know what he thought of, so he was amused by himself.

"The master became very strange when he came back. Is it because of the mermaid transformation surgery that made his IQ lower?! Didi~ Next time the people from the research institute come over, you must give them a hard lesson. The master has already Stupid enough, what if no one wants to be stupid again?!"

"Tuantuan, bring the ingredients and let's go!" Li Xiaoyu didn't care what it said, and ignored its intermittent convulsions.

"Didi~Master, where are we going?!"

"He invited me to a meal, no matter what you say, you should give him a gift and thank you. Hurry up and tidy up, let's go there before dinner. I'll go soak in the water first, and we'll come to the door together later... Haha~ by the way You can go to Cengfan to eat. Hahaha~ I am a genius"

Li Xiaoyu, why are you so cheeky? !