Mermaid Escaping Marriage Strategy

Li Xiaoyu, who was eating and drinking away from Yan Fei's house, after three days and 27 hours, [-] minutes and [-] seconds, his whole body was not well, as if the fifth cosmic war had broken out, and he looked like he was dying... In fact, it is more appropriate to look like dead parents.

"Quickly tell me! Where is your boss?!" At this moment, Li Xiaoyu twisted her face, and fiercely grabbed the meatball by the collar, looking like the boss was upset.

"Boss... Boss is back... to the army" Boss~ Boss, hurry up and save me.This man is so scary, hey~

"Army?! He was a soldier?!"

"You don't know! You don't know! My boss, the number one god of Dongrao's military department—Yan Feili! You don't know!"

"Stop talking nonsense, it doesn't matter if you are an aunt of the military department or a god, I only care about my food! He is gone, who will cook for me!!!" Thinking of the delicious dishes, he waved his hand and said Bye, Li Xiaoyu's heart is bleeding, if he can't eat delicious food in the future, how will he live!

His life is a tragedy!Let’s not mention the unlucky one who was urged to marry by a female ticket, then inexplicably transmigrated into this world, and then inexplicably ended up in the hands of the director of a neurological institute and spent more than a month of inhuman research life. There is a lot of common sense in this era, but... But, he wants to eat an authentic heaven and dynasty food more than these.It's rare that such a good man who can cook lives in the neighbor's house... He actually let him run away.Boom~ He felt the deep malice from this world, how could it break him so much that he really wanted to do it for a while.

"Hurry up and cook for me, do you want to starve me to death!?" Li Xiaoyu was domineering in other people's territory, ordering Wen Hao, a plump golden meatball, to work.

"This is my home...my old man, why should I cook for you, besides, I don't know how to cook either"

After finishing speaking, Wen Hao's meatballs were blatantly despised.Li Xiaoyu patted the non-existent dust on his buttocks, gave him an elegant and vulgar snort, turned around chicly, and left.

He doesn't even know how to cook, so he's ashamed to call him the boss.I didn't learn the good ones, but I learned some messy things and came back and despised them.

"You... what kind of tone are you talking about? Don't you just know how to cook? What's the big deal? I... I'm a future Mech Warrior... When I lose weight..."

"Pfft~haha, you are too siao, lose weight?! Every time you eat, you eat more than me... Well, the future great mecha warrior, you can work hard to lose weight." Li Xiaoyu burst out laughing, but look Seeing Wen Hao's determined face, he changed his tone rarely, and his tone became much gentler.

"Well, I'll try my best"

Regardless of the expression of the young man behind him at the moment, Li Xiaoyu started to take steps that stopped.Seeing the faces of people who have dreams and work hard for them, Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt a little envious of that meatball.

"Tuantuan, come quickly and help me find something." Li Xiaoyu yelled at the top of his voice before he could take off his shoes as he entered the room.

"Didi~Master, what do you need Tuantuan to help you with?! No matter what it is, Tuantuan can help you."

"Then can you help me eat and go to the bathroom?!" Li Xiaoyu was stunned and said with a smile.

"Didi~Master, Tuantuan ignores you. Even if you buy me my favorite lemon-flavored cake, I won't forgive you."

"..." When you say that, do you want me to buy it for you or buy it for you, well, buy it, who wants him to say the wrong thing.He is very fortunate that the mermaid here is raised with money from the state, otherwise there would be no money to spend.

"Tuantuan, I'll buy you a big lemon-flavored cake to apologize later. But now, I really need the help of the almighty Tuantuan," Li Xiaoyu flattered.

"Didi~ Seeing the master's sincere apology, Tuantuan can help you. What does the master want me to do for you?!"

"Help me find all the information about the mecha, and then cook for me, I'm hungry. I'll go to the swimming pool for a while, call me after you cook, remember: don't give me people! Fish! Meal!"

After a while, Li Xiaoyu waved his chopsticks to pick up the food in the bowl, eating deliciously.Although it is not as delicious as that guy who said that no strangers should enter, but on the premise that he is too lazy to do it, he can still eat it.

'In the distant future or a few years or ten years later, with the improvement of modern industrial capabilities and technologies.With mechanical power armor, or mecha-like equipment, it has entered the arena of war.Mecha, that is, relatively mobile armor, large biped or multi-legged war robots.It is the well-known human-controlled combat robot. They mostly use direct operation of characters or remote information connection, and control the body to fight through an intelligent computer system. '

"This mech looks awesome, can it really carry people inside?!"

"Didi~ Of course you can. Generally speaking, mechas can be roughly divided into animal-shaped mechas and human-shaped mechas. There is a main driver's seat and a co-pilot's seat on the main console... The mecha system is divided into internal and external core systems. , ten terminal systems. Among them, the ten terminal systems can be subdivided into energy system, transmission system, skeleton system, armor system, weapon system, plug-in system, perception system, master control system, control system, life support system..."

Listening to Tuantuan's detailed introduction, Li Xiaoyu's eyes began to sparkle.No matter how bad a man is, he has such a dream of being a hero. He can hear and even try to drive those giant monsters that only appeared in science fiction blockbusters before. Why doesn't his little heart thump.

"Then what types of weapons are generally used by mechs?! Where is the difference?! Which ones are more sturdy?!"

"Didi~weapons are divided into: offensive weapons, defensive weapons, reconnaissance weapons... Attacks can be divided into: melee, projectile, attack auxiliary... melee weapons: physical, physical kinetic energy, energy beam type, energy beam kinetic energy type. Generally speaking, there are only powerful mecha warriors and no powerful weapons, the key lies in the operation of the mecha warrior itself...."

"That's right. A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. There are no bad weapons, only soldiers who can't use weapons. That's what I mean. Well, I want to try driving a mecha too, it must be cool."

"Didi~ Master, as a mermaid, cannot drive the mecha. However, if the master wants to see the mecha up close, there is still a way."

"What way?!" Since you can see the mecha up close, you must be able to drive the mecha.Mermaids and everything are floating clouds.

"It's a very popular game recently, "Interstellar Mecha". Didi ~ If the master wants to play, Tuantuan will order you a mermaid creature cabin."

"Enen, book me a biological cabin immediately! Now, right now, right now!" Li Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, and he stopped eating.Excitedly circling the room, thinking that he would be able to enter the game in the next moment and start his journey as a mech warrior.

In addition to being advanced in technology, the future world also has excellent delivery services. Not long after placing an order, it is said that the largest shopping mall in Dongrao——Jingdong Mall delivered the goods to the door two hours later.

In fact, the speed of their door-to-door delivery was entirely because they wanted to see Li Xiaoyu as a mermaid.Although they don't know whether they can marry a mermaid in this life, it doesn't affect their appreciation of the mermaid.No, when they heard that the honorable mermaid placed the order, they all rushed to deliver the goods.

As soon as Li Xiaoyu, who was in the form of a dead fish, heard that the biological cabin was being delivered, he immediately struggled to see the biological cabin for the first time, put on a mermaid robe casually, and drove a scooter to the living room.

As soon as he saw the biological cabin he wanted, his whole body became full of vitality, and he quickly thanked him.The young men who came to deliver the goods and install them blushed and were momentarily at a loss.After a period of turmoil, the delivery person was sent away, and Li Xiaoyu surrounded the biological cabin, which was big enough for one person to sleep, marveling.

He dismissed the group casually, roughly looked at the instruction panel, wiped off the water stains on the fish tail, waited for the white thighs to appear, and couldn't wait to enter the biological cabin.The strange liquid filled the entire biological cabin, and for a few moments of dizziness, a beautiful and delicate elf appeared in front of his eyes.It was waving its transparent wings and circling around him, and after a while, a clear voice came into his mind.

"Hello, respected player number 503495, I am your exclusive elf Lele, and I am very happy to serve you. What kind of exclusive nickname do you want?!"

"Called Freedom Fish"

"Do you want to modify your appearance and height?!"

"Help me adjust my appearance and height to make me look more manly, as for the other default settings." Li Xiaoyu waved his hand, not wanting to waste time on this issue at all.

"Excuse me, what career do you want to choose?!"

"What kind of occupation?"

"Mecha warrior, mech maker, baby nurse..."

"Mecha Builder" Li Xiaoyu said with the corners of his eyes shining

"I'm sorry, your genetic level does not meet the minimum requirements for mech warriors. According to your genetic level and physical fitness level, you can only choose a pregnant baby teacher..."

"I don't choose any profession except Mech Warrior. Why are you talking so much nonsense? I just choose whatever!" Li Xiaoyu was angry.He played this broken game to drive the mecha, but now he is told not to drive it, is he playing him! ?

"This is not in line with the rules of the game...."

"Don't talk nonsense, just mecha warriors, as for the others, just default, whatever place of birth is optional, let me enter the game quickly!!!" Grabbing the wings of Lele elf, fierce Baba said.I don't understand his eagerness at all, why is it still so ink-stained at this time.

"...Okay, okay, I'll send you in now." The elf, who was abused by Li Xiaoyu, readily agreed to everything, waved her scratched little wings, and sent Li Xiaoyu into the game.

Dazed, Li Xiaoyu was born in a desolate village with a thud.Looking at it, apart from the dilapidated straw huts and log cabins, there is actually one!indivual!people!All!without!have!Where the hell is he? !Why is there no one? ! oh~myladaygaga!

Li Xiaoyu, who was wandering around in Novice Village, accidentally triggered the Novice Mission - kill ten hens that became sperm.Seeing the chickens with round waists and fat legs, which were fiercer than him, Li Xiaoyu burst into tears.As for the agreed mecha, how come it kills chickens as soon as it comes out! ?

When a broiler kills a chicken with a blunt knife that is better than a kitchen knife, disasters often happen. Is it killing a chicken? !Or was it killed by a chicken? !This question is worth studying.

However, at this time Li Xiaoyu was running around the village being chased by hens. "Mommy, you bloody stinky chicken, you sneak up on me when you are not well equipped and the guy is not going well, you wait for me and I will kill you, I will kill you with my own hands! Wow~ okay It hurts, try pecking again and see if I can kill you with one knife."

Holding a rusty chopping knife and covering his injured butt, he threatened the hen who pecked him viciously.

"Fuck, you're still here!!! Help~~" Where's the agreed mecha? !How does it look like those boring web games from Heaven and Dynasty! ?Boom~ Is it really okay to be pecked by a hen? !

Just when Li Xiaoyu was pecked by hens countless times and his whole body was covered with scars, he was rescued by the silver warrior passing by who was making soy sauce.

In fact, he has been around for a long time watching him.He didn't expect that there would be someone who had reached level ten and would still be killing chickens in Xinshou Village.Moreover, he keeps triggering random missions foolishly, how could there be such a stupid person, and how did he live to such an age.

"Haha~ You are so funny, you were made into such a virtue by a hen. Haha~ Are you here to be funny?! Why are you so stupid, it is really hard to imagine a mermaid marrying you Stupid boy, haha~ No, I laughed for a while "Finally, he couldn't help but go up to tease that stupid person, he really came to have fun.

Him, Hua Zhisen.A top student at the Dongrao First Military Academy unexpectedly met such a weird and funny person on the way back from a mission. This mission was really worth it.

Li Xiaoyu gritted his teeth with hatred, laughed!laugh!Laugh! What are you laughing at? Have you never seen a person being chased by a hen? ?What's so funny, I'm new to this!newbie!If you are chased by a chicken, you will be chased by a chicken, what's so funny! ! !

"You can't die from laughing, hum~" Li Xiaoyu was arrogant.

"Ahem~ I'm sorry, you're so funny. Well, I won't laugh at you anymore. I'm a gentle spring breeze. Nice to meet you"

Ah~ Bah!The spring breeze that is still gentle, I think the spring breeze that is nervous is almost the same, laugh at me!

"I'm a free little fish, and I'm glad to meet you too," Li Xiaoyu replied gritted his teeth, but it looked like he was going to swallow someone into his stomach.

"Hehe... You can ask me any questions about the game in the future. This is my ID. Let's add friends."

Li Xiaoyu was blinded by his silver-white armor, and fumbled the game panel to add friends to each other without making a sound.

"Don't be angry about what happened just now, I didn't mean it. In the future, if you don't understand anything in the game, you can ask me, of course mechs are also fine."

Li Xiaoyu, who had just been ridiculed, raised her head proudly, matching his tattered outfit, felt a little inexplicable joy. "Who cares about your guidance?"

"Hehe... I still have to leave beforehand." Touching his nose, he ran away bored, feeling really uncomfortable being rejected.

It's just that when the dull Li Xiaoyu understood the meaning of his words, his whole body looked constipated, and his intestines turned green with regret!His mech journey~~~Li Xiaoyu, you are a bastard! ! !