Mermaid Escaping Marriage Strategy

Since classmate Li Xiaoyu knew that he was a mecha warrior, his enthusiasm was so high. If it wasn't because the system forced the player to log off, he would probably still be playing in the dark right now.

You heard me right, being played is not playing.God knows which Xuemei Li Xiaoyu has lost for eight lifetimes. During the period from online to offline every day, she must be killing chickens.Why kill chickens?Because the system said that killing chickens is also a skill, and you can't get started without killing a hundred chickens.For this reason, Li Xiaoyu, a mermaid, lives a life of being pecked and chased by chickens every day.

When Li Xiaoyu was struggling to be killed by a chicken accidentally and waited to be resurrected, his name had already spread throughout the interstellar mechs.May I ask, who would be silenced by the blame again and again for doing the task? !This person doesn't think about anything other than Li Xiaoyu.

When Yan Feili took the time to go online and wanted to find someone to learn about mechas, he heard about the existence of such a person.For some reason, he left his opponent and ran to Xinshou Village foolishly.I happened to see Li Xiaoyu who was knocked out by chicken KO, and seeing his face with a similarity of 80.00% combined with his actions, I couldn't help but support my forehead.This guy is definitely the idiot next door to his house, don't think about it.

Just when Li Xiaoyu was lying on the ground stretched out, enjoying the sun's caress, a shadow blocked the sun for him.

"You're blocking my way." Yan Feili stepped forward and said arrogantly.After finishing speaking, he couldn't help wiping his sweat away. How could he do such a thing? Was he infected? !

"Damn it, this road is so big, and I didn't want to go in that direction, but I have to go here. You are here to find fault, don't think that I can't deal with you now lying down..." Li Xiaoyu looked along the cold voice, feeling helpless for a while. talk.

"I haven't seen you for so long, and my mouth is still so poisonous." A strange but familiar voice came from the huge mech. Li Xiaoyu looked at him suspiciously, and before he could say anything, he felt dizzy—he was resurrected.

"Hero, this mech of yours is so handsome, when will you borrow it for me? I am a free little fish, let's add friends to each other, we will get in touch when the time comes, I know you are so good, I will definitely agree Is my proposal right.... "The silver-white mecha shines dazzlingly in the sun, with a streamlined shape and a strong and powerful movement. ． ． ． ． ．Li Xiaoyu hugged the mecha's thigh subconsciously, rubbing it while talking, without panting.

"...You still haven't changed at all." Yan Feili's face was full of black lines.

"Why do you want to change? Isn't it good for me? Come on, come on, let's add friends to each other, otherwise I won't let you go." His actions already showed that was what he wanted to do.

"...Honor" A certain one that was defeated by Li Xiaoyu's shamelessness spat out his ID helplessly.

"A gentleman's home is a country, and if his ruler uses it, he will be rich and honorable. A good name!" Li Xiaoyu entered his name, and immediately added friends to each other.He still didn't forget to mention the allusion to his name, this accident made Yan Feili a little surprised and pleasantly surprised.

"You don't know much"

"No. [-] in the world." Li Xiaoyu didn't know what modesty was, and looked around his mech, fumbling here and there with an expression of eagerness to try.

"..." still as thick-skinned as ever

"Hero, let's be friends. As long as you give me a seat on your tall and mighty mecha, please please~" Put your hands together, looking up at the people in the cockpit expectantly.

"... What kind of mech are you driving as a chef? Your genetic level is not suitable!"

"What's wrong with the chef?! Chefs can't drive mechas. Genetic levels are all floating clouds. If you deny yourself without hard work, it's better not to live at all. How can you get what you want without hard work in this world? Yes, even if others deny you and you don’t agree with yourself, then what is the meaning of your life. Anyway, I don’t care, I just want to be a mech warrior. Please~ let me go in and have a look! Please~ please~"

Many years later, when someone who always remembered his words not only became the guardian of the Federation, but also succeeded in winning the beauty back, Li Xiaoyu was so moved when he said these words in public.Of course, this moment and that moment.Even if Li Xiaoyu begged the cold-hearted person in the mecha now, it still couldn't change the fact that he couldn't drive the mecha.

"Well, you can only look at it." Saying that, the ladder was lowered in the cockpit.Seeing this, Li Xiaoyu climbed up with a smile. The good mood of being able to get close to the mecha was not shattered by the fact that the owner of this mecha was his neighbor.In his mind, as long as he can get close to the mecha, he will forgive someone for not cooking for him.

The cockpit is not big, and there is no extra space except for the driver's seat and the passenger seat. What is introduced in front of you is a row of densely packed buttons like a smart phone.When Li Xiaoyu sat on the only vacant seat in the cockpit, the hand of the person with his back turned moved at super high speed, and Li Xiaoyu unconsciously opened his mouth... Is this still a human hand! ?

"Fuck, why is it you!!!" When Li Xiaoyu saw the face of the mech owner clearly, a sharp voice resounded through the sky.

"This is my mecha..."

"Yan Feili, you pervert actually follow me, why do I have you everywhere?! It doesn't matter in real life, but I can meet you in online games, are you following me?!....... Don't tell me you want to treat me..." As she said, she covered her chest with both hands nervously, and looked at Yan Feili with a vigilant expression.

"No..." He came here today to humiliate himself.

"You must have some bad intentions, otherwise why would you be here?" He didn't believe it, how could it be such a coincidence, it's a lie.

"You go down, I'm leaving." He opened the cabin and signaled Li Xiaoyu to leave.

Seeing the resolute Yan Feili, Li Xiaoyu hesitated.Biting his lip and not speaking, he really wanted to pilot the mecha, but he wasn't sure what Yan Feili's intentions were... Gradually, the thought of wanting to get close to the mecha overwhelmed everything, "I... Don’t go, you promised to let me visit”

Yan Feili glanced at him, closed the cockpit, quickly clicked a few buttons on the console with his fingers, and the mecha, which had stopped, began to walk.Seeing the mecha moving under Yan Feili's control, Li Xiaoyu's eyes turned into stars, and he looked at him with admiration.From now on, I will depend on him. Where can I find a virtuous and virtuous rough guy who can cook and drive a mecha, and this guy is not rough at all.

"That...Yan Feili, ah no, hero, can you teach me how to drive a mecha!?"

"What is a hero? It's useless even if you flatter me. I told you that your genetic level and physical fitness level can't drive mechas...but it's okay to play with you for a while." Yan Feili glanced Glancing at Li Xiaoyu who was in a daze, he subconsciously uttered that sentence.

"Hehe...Even if you say that, I won't be happy at all, and I didn't drive it myself." Li Xiaoyu pouted, muttering with displeasure on his face.

Sitting on the chair is an extremely beautiful man with long eyebrows like willows and a body like a jade tree. It may be because he sweated when he was fighting monsters just now. The pure white clothes on his upper body are slightly wet, and thin sweat seeps through his shirt. Come, let the original excellent body become even more exquisite and translucent.With short black hair and snow-white neck, it can be described as charming and glamorous.Looking at Li Xiaoyu's moist lips, Yan Feili suddenly felt a little dry, and quickly turned his head and said, "I thought you would rather have a mecha."

"Can I really have my own mecha?!" Looking expectantly at someone with an abnormally stiff back, he was pawing at someone's clothes with both hands.Then, seeing two suspicious blushes appearing on Yan Feili's fair face, he stammered, "Of course."

"Really!!!! I'm so happy, meeting you is definitely the happiest thing in my life. You don't know how annoying my robot nanny is, always saying in front of me that I can't drive a car A, you said that you should take cooking class or flower arrangement class, don’t you think it’s funny. Me, it’s shameful for a dignified old man to do what a woman does... Also, he Behind my back, they secretly enrolled me in cooking classes, flower arrangement classes, and baby-care classes, I am speechless..."

"..." Yan Feili raised his forehead suddenly. He just thought that his beauty, lust, beauty, and food must be his illusion.How can such a noisy person be able to show off, show off, and be cute?

Meal, he must have gotten up the wrong way!

"Just because you don't make a sound doesn't mean I don't know you scolded me. What was your expression just now? What kind of eyes did you have? How dare you despise me and scold me. I will let you know why today's flowers are so red and why the sun is so red. It's so hot, why is the moon so yellow!"

"..." What is this all about? !

"Hmph~ Don't think that teaching me a mecha will allow you to slander me, I also have dignity." Li Xiaoyu raised her head, wanting to show her disdain.But whether it was the small eyes that glanced at Yan Feili could not be concealed.

"What moon? We don't have a moon here!?" Yan Feili looked at Li Xiaoyu suspiciously, where did he know so many inexplicable words.

"..." Li Xiaoyu was at a loss for words.It was only later that he realized that the word moon no longer existed in this world, and it was replaced by Fire Uranus, a barren and backward planet full of giant fire ants.

Speechless for a while.

Afterwards, Li Xiaoyu resolutely stopped his chicken-killing business, followed Yan Feili and ran away.Entering the urban area, people wearing all kinds of costumes walked back and forth, there were many shops and trading places, and he even saw the Mech Arena.This discovery made him ecstatic, and he wished he could drive a mecha to fight with others in the next moment.

Seeing Yan Feili put away the mecha, he led him into the arena... lounge under the eyes of everyone envious.When Yan Feili took out the spare mecha and signaled him to enter the cockpit, he recovered from his flustered state. "Now I'm going to teach you the most basic operations, you have to be serious... study hard" After thinking about it for a while, seeing Li Xiaoyu's boisterous figure, he changed his words.

He climbed up enthusiastically, and put on a good posture, but was poured cold water by the cold language: "The driver's genetic level does not meet the minimum driving requirements, refuse to start! The driver's genetic level does not meet the minimum driving requirements, refuse to start!" start up!"

"..." Your uncle, the system!

"...Your position is here." Yan Feili wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist, and pointed to the passenger seat.

"... Hehe" Hehe, your sister!Didn't I say earlier, is it fun to watch him make a fool of himself? !

Sit down and get ready!The red warning light sounded again "According to the rules of the game, chefs are not allowed to drive mechas! According to the rules of the game, chefs are not allowed to drive mechas! According to the rules of the game, chefs are not allowed to drive mechas!"

"..." Yan Feili

"..." System, your uncle!