My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Song Xue entered the research data he had obtained into the system with great satisfaction.He has thoroughly researched this part, and now he just needs to test which materials are most suitable.

In front of Song Jin's crotch was a large pool of glaring blood, but the person still maintained the posture he had been in five hours ago, with his legs spread wide, his hands clasping the sides of the sofa, his eyes open and his mouth open, even the expression on his face was the same as it was five hours ago exactly the same.

Songxue patted her buttocks and stood up, ready to leave.He looked at Song Jincheng, who seemed to be frozen, and recalled Jiang Mu's instructions before he set off, and took back his legs.

"Hey, I'm back." Songxue snapped his fingers in front of Song Jincheng, "Do you want to do this?"

Song Jincheng still maintained the original posture, unmoved.

Song Xuexin said that she was scared to death, right?Fortunately, in order not to frighten him too much, he even covered his mouth before taking the knife.

Song Xue sighed, stretched out his hand to pat Song Jincheng's face, and pointed to the mosaic in front of his crotch: "Wake up, you have had human life on your hands, and you are also a worldly person, if you don't do this, you will die or live." Is it right? I just cut it off to have a look, didn’t I put it back on for you? Look, it’s like new, there’s no scar at all, and even the color is much better than before.”

Song Jincheng remained motionless, as if dead.

Songxue was deeply troubled by his mistake in decision-making: "I thought you... oh... If I knew this, I might as well bother to find Jiang Mumu, he is much calmer than you."

Song Jincheng pretended to be dead as before.

Songxue: "..."

After a moment of silence, Songxue took out the scalpel again: "Forget it, you can't live like this. Don't waste it, I will pack your penis and take it away. I just have a few places to check. .”

Now Song Jincheng finally reacted, he quickly jumped up from the sofa, and firmly protected his crotch: "Fuck, are you still human?!"

"Did you just cut it out and take a look? You...you still..." Song Jincheng couldn't help but burst into tears when he thought of that scene.This dog robot not only cut off his penis alive, but also dissected it alive in front of him!Give Anhao another fart!But no man can bear this stimulation!

Song Jincheng: "Add more money! You must add more money!"

Songxue: "It's almost done, you. You can get seven patents for new plants by sitting on the sofa with your legs spread out all afternoon. Where can you find such a beautiful thing?"

"What about the mental damage fee?! After this kind of thing happened, I won't be able to be hard for the rest of my life!" Song Jincheng took off his pants and looked, "Damn, it's still pink!"

Songxue, who was about to leave, moved his ears, turned around, and stared at Song Jincheng with burning eyes: "Isn't it softer? Isn't pink?"

Song Jincheng's SAN value has already been lost by this time, and he swears: "What a fart! You're the only fucking pink! You're the only one who can't be hard!"

Songxue: "I'm going to pretend to be a small, soft and pink cutie for myself."

This direction made Song Jincheng's face blank for a moment: "What?"

Songxue took out her design drawing: "I'm going to dress myself up as a small, soft and pink cutie. Only then will it be worthy of me. Look, I even drew a sketch."

Song Jincheng glanced at the pattern above, and then estimated the actual size according to the scale marked on it. The expression on his face instantly became indescribable: "What is the bulingbuling thing on it? Holy light?"

Songxue looked at her own pattern and said proudly, "It's a diamond."

Song Jincheng: "Diamond?" Could this be the legendary diamond-encrusted dick?But it's not big at all!

Song Jincheng thought for a while: "Does Jiang Mu know that you are so blind?"

Songxue put the pattern away carefully: "Of course he knows! This is completely according to his preferences!"

Song Jincheng: "...I think you should change the marriage proposal." What the hell is trying to bring people into the ditch. Is there anyone who cheats your own people like this?

Songxue shot two death rays at once: "What do you mean?"

Song Jincheng's crotch felt cold, and he instantly remembered how bitter his feud with Songxue was: "No... no, I mean this size is pretty good, really. It's very classy at first glance. , low-key yet luxurious, trendy yet individual, it suits you very well.”

Songxue snorted: "You still need to praise? I'm leaving."

Song Jincheng: "Goodbye..."

Song Xue opened the door: "If Ding Ding has any problems, I will come to you again."

Song Jincheng was surprised: "Huh? I still have to guarantee it for life?"

Song Xue glanced at him coldly: "You don't think the money is so easy to earn, do you?"

Song Jincheng's complexion was extremely bright in an instant.From a selfish point of view, he really hopes that this dog robot will live a lifetime with such a wonderful thing, but from a rational point of view... If he knows the truth in the future... Robots are not the same as people, look at Song Xue's outfit Their penis looks like a light bulb, and their parts can be replaced at any time.When the dog robot finds out the truth and needs to develop another one, won't he have to be stabbed again?

Seeing Song Xue go farther and farther, Song Jincheng's rationality finally defeated his feelings, and rubbed his feelings against the ground.Song Jincheng hurried out and called Songxue: "Songxue, I have something to say about your dick!"

Songxue snorted proudly: "What? You also think my pattern is great, do you want me to install one for you?"

Song Jincheng: "...I just want to ask if you have watched the movie I sent you?"

Songxue showed a disgusted expression on his face: "Look."

Song Jincheng carefully figured out his expression: "How do you feel?"

Songxue: "It's disgusting."

Song Jincheng: "..." What a pure and flawless robot.

"I mean..." Song Jincheng was embarrassed for a moment, then quickly calmed down, "Do you have any thoughts on the part you are going to do?"

Song Xue answered very briefly: "Ugly."

Song Jincheng: "With all due respect, if you insist on putting the thing on the pattern on yourself, you have no future like Jiang Mu!"

Songxue: "But I already have a penis..." She is still so beautiful and cute.

Song Jincheng: "Do you know what is good-looking but not practical, and what is practical is not good-looking?"

Songxue: "Can't it be both beautiful and practical?"

Song Jincheng licked his lips: "Well, let's make a deal, and I will help you make an absolutely practical [beep——], so that Jiang Mu can't stop, and he will obey you. If you say go east, he won't dare to go east." West. But if you want to be No. [-] and No. [-] in the future, you can’t come and chop me up.”

Songxue was unmoved: "My penis is perfect."

Song Jincheng was about to go crazy: "That of yours is useless at all! Just like your body, it looks good and is full of diamonds, but what's the use if you can't move it?"

Songxue: "I am a robot, I don't need it to carry on my family."

Song Jincheng wished he could blow Songxue a big blow on the head, but he had an idea: "Then do you have the heart to let Jiang Mu be wronged all the time?"

This time Xu Xue moved: "Grievance?"

Song Jincheng rubbed his face with his hands: "In my opinion, if you don't like that thing, you just don't pretend. If you want to pretend, just put away your personal likes and dislikes and make a standard A quasi-qualified product. Install a strange and useless thing for yourself, why bother? Torture yourself and torture others.”

Songxue was silent.

"Actually, you also think that no matter how beautiful this thing is, you should not pretend it?" Song Jincheng's words hit the heart, "If you don't pretend, you have fulfilled yourself. If you pretend, you have fulfilled Jiang Mu. But pretend to be a useless weird thing , neither of you will be treated well, and you have to pretend to be friendly and considerate on the surface. Do you think this is the reason?"

Song Xue reflected for a while, and admitted that he did have the complex that Song Jincheng said: "Then...then what do you think is a qualified product? Is it like the one in the video?"

Song Jincheng smiled like Huang Tuge.He stepped forward and put his arm on Songxue's shoulders, imparting experience to him like an old man: "This thing is a long story. Come, come, let's talk while drinking tea. The learning ability of your robots It’s so strong, give me three hours, including teaching and meeting.”

Three hours later, Songxue, who had been swayed by Song Jincheng, got off the subway.Knowing the truth, his complexion was very bad.What's smaller, what's softer, what's inlaid with diamonds, what's pink, damn it's all reversed!What is Jiang Mu's intention to deceive him like this? !Could it be that the host he trusted for so long is actually a liar? !As soon as he thought that he had drawn such a wonderful work so seriously under Jiang Mu's tricks, and planned to follow it with all his heart, his chip was blocked so badly that it was about to explode.

Can't bear it...absolutely can't bear it!This is Chi Guoguo's blatant betrayal!Song Jincheng was right, Jiang Mu really didn't take him seriously now, this kind of person should be ruthlessly died on the bed.

Songxue returned home accompanied by the violent theater in his head.

"Song Xuexue, are you back?" Jiang Mu rushed out of the house immediately, greeted Song Xue enthusiastically like a good couple, and kept glancing at him from the corner of his eyes, "Did you really chop him up?" ? And your...is it pretending?"

It's flat...it's probably not installed, right?

Song Xue had a panoramic view of every subtle expression on Jiang Mu's face. Looking at Jiang Mu, who was enthusiastic on the face but extremely nervous in his heart, he discovered for the first time that this little weak chicken is quite playful, and he didn't pay attention to it before. .

Songxue: "No. How can it be so fast, just exchanged our views on the design drawings."

Jiang Mu raised it again in one breath, and even raised his voice: "You...how are you communicating?"

Songxue took a deep look at him: "Very good."

Jiang Mu: "???" Why did he feel that Songxue's tone and eyes were a little weird today?

Songxue: "Song Jincheng said that he has never seen such a unique design in his life, pink with sparkling diamonds, the tone is harmonious yet luxurious, the size is petite, exquisite yet exquisite, it is simply a work of art."

Jiang Mu: "...is...is it?" Obviously things developed exactly as expected, but why is he a little panicked?

Songxue spread out his blueprints in front of Jiang Mu: "Look, I have even made a plan and calculated the materials. I can start work as soon as the things arrive tomorrow."

Jiang Mu took a look at the design drawing, and it was really small and pink, exactly the same as what he had proposed. He couldn't help being elated: "Song Xuexue, your work efficiency is really high! Great! Call Song Xuexue!"

Songxue didn't give any response to his praise, and walked back to his workshop step by step.