My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

After recording all Jiang Mu's requirements, Songxue went to the window sill, picked out a few pots of good plants and put them in the home storage bin of his little robot.

Jiang Mu looked strange: "Aren't you going to find Song Jincheng? What are you picking plants for?" These days, he takes care of these plants like his son every day, which is very hard.

Songxue thought about what he was going to talk to Song Jincheng about: "Give him some benefits, so he can do things better."

Jiang Mu was suddenly angry and hated, afraid that the person surnamed Song would spoil his good deed again, so he followed him closely and gave him advice: "It's just a chicken, why do you have to go Looking for that Song Jincheng? Are you just listening to him? Is there anything he can do that I can't do?"

Songxue rejected him without even thinking about it: "Forget it, you can't do it, I'd better find Song Jincheng with some blood."

Jiang Mu stepped forward to stop Songxue: "There is a saying that is good, if a husband and wife are of the same heart, the benefits will cut gold! This is a major event related to my life's happiness, and I want to know the whole process! I want to do it for Xuexue's chicken. Contribute!" Damn, what if this dog robot went to Song Jincheng and was fooled by him and came back like a fool?He is finished!

Songxue stared at Jiang Mu for a while: "...Forget it."

Jiang Mu heard his tone loosen, and got excited: "What on earth are you going to do, we are the closest people, now you are looking for Song Jincheng for everything, I feel that I am hurt, I am isolated ,I am so sad……"

Songxue's eyelids twitched: "Are you sure you want to help me pretend to be a penis?"

Jiang Mu raised his head like a water lotus, staring at him with extremely firm and pure eyes: "I'm sure! In order to praise Xuexue's body integrity, I can do anything!"

Songxue nodded, then turned around and took out a scalpel that was shining coldly: "This volunteer, please take off your pants."

Jiang Mu's crotch was cold, and he tightened his belt with his backhand: "What are you doing? Don't mess around!"

Songxue: "If a worker wants to be good at his work, he must first sharpen his tools. In terms of research, knowledge is the most important 'tool'. Making a chicken is a delicate job, so we must first understand its structure and normal physiological reactions. It is composed of several types of cells, and what is the function of each type of cell. Although there are anatomical diagrams on the Internet, it is better to do it yourself..."

Jiang Mu tightened his trouser belt: "Get to the point."

Songxue: "I want to cut it out and study it."

Jiang Mu: "...you are right, I really can't do this, you go to Song Jincheng, remember to bring him a few more pots of flowers, the most expensive one here, please comfort him, don't give him People leave a psychological shadow."

Song Xue put away the scalpel, picked a few pots of plants and put them in the storage space of the small housekeeping robot, opened the door and left.

Songxue had been gone for a long time, and Jiang Mu, who was covered in cold sweat, realized in a daze that he pushed him to Song Jincheng again.He wanted to chase Songxue back and let him knock someone unconscious from the street and drag him back to study, but as an upright and good boy who grew up under the red flag, after much deliberation, Jiang Mu still knelt in front of his conscience fall down.Forget it, Song Jincheng is Song Jincheng. He has been doing illegal business for so many years and has not been sentenced. It is time to contribute some light and heat to the society.Jiang Mu silently lit a candle for Song Jincheng in his heart.Song Jincheng, you should pay the debt for your own sins, because you have done too many bad things, and you deserve this fate.

Over there, Song Jincheng welcomed Songxue into the house without knowing it, and it was still the kind of joy.

Song Jincheng took out the old man's good tea, and made a pot of tea for Songxue himself: "Master Songxue, why do you have time to come to me? Is the proposal successful? You are here to send me an invitation card ?”

Songxue didn't even look at the cup of tea, and came straight to the point: "I've been thinking about it for a lot of days, I really care about that penis you told me last time..."

Song Jincheng firmly followed the diplomatic policy set by his father: "Hey, what did I think it was? It's a trivial matter. Why do you come to thank me..."

Songxue: "So I want to talk to you about a business today."

Song Jincheng: "???"

Song Jincheng went through all the properties under his name in his mind.Ever since he was severely blackmailed by Song Xue, the company is gone, the deposit is gone, the land is gone, the villa is gone, and he is wanted by the black and white parties. Where does he have any industry? Hold the old man's thigh tightly, and the grandson will be the second generation ancestor at home.

Song Jincheng sighed, leaned back, and slumped on the sofa: "I don't have any capital to negotiate business with you now. It's not bad if I don't go to jail."

Songxue: "I'm about to have a wife, so I want to make myself a penis."

Song Jincheng: "Do you want to buy rare materials? The old man may know a few big auction houses. I'll let him keep an eye out for you." After all, he also worked at Songxue's, knowing that Songxue Guang saved materials and money is almost enough Thousands of years.

Songxue shook his head: "No, I want to use Ding Ding to study it."

Song Jincheng thought for a while: "That's no problem. The Medical University has specimens. I can lend you two."

Songxue: "No, you didn't understand what I mean. If I want to study the structure, I can just look at the anatomy. But I am a robot. To make it work on me, I have to make some improvements and need fresher samples. Doing research, you must test after finishing, and constantly compare whether there is any difference in the function of the living body and the finished product..."

Song Jincheng fainted: "So what do you want? A live penis?"

Songxue: "Yes."

Song Jincheng just said casually: "..."

Songxue took out the small gifts she had prepared: "I will not treat you badly. You also know that we are researching new types of plants. These plants are all restored by me. They have both ornamental and edible functions. Now They have all been successful, and when they get bigger, they can apply for patents at the research institute and then officially go on the market. You don’t know how much profit will be at that time, right?”

Song Jincheng stared blankly at the pots of lush green plants in front of him, and couldn't even speak fluently: "Only...as long as I get you a living penis, you...you will give me a few point profit?"

Song Xue grabbed a pot of green plants and looked at it: "Of course not."

Song Jincheng patted his little heart: "I'll just say it." This robot has always wanted to dig some meat out of the mosquito's legs, how can it be so generous.

Songxue also firmly remembered Jiang Mu's diplomatic policy to appease Song Jincheng himself: "These patents are all recorded in your name. All the profits are yours."

The huge cake smashed Song Jincheng into a daze.He quickly made a small calculation in his heart.One living body is exchanged for seven new plants, this is blood money!Although his family has already banned him from engaging in those illegal activities, and all his influence in the black market has long since collapsed, as long as he can get a living person...it's not difficult at all!Besides, it's not about killing him, it's just using his penis to study and study.In the black market, as long as you pay enough money, not to mention cooperating with them to do a research, it will kill so many people, especially those bad gamblers who are jealous of losing.

The only difficulty is how to release news in the black market.

In just a few minutes, Song Jincheng had already checked all the people who could be used in his mind.

After a while, Song Jincheng, who thought that Songxue wanted him to contact the seller in the black market, finally smiled: "Now that the relic city is being severely cracked down, it is getting harder and harder to do business in the black market. But it doesn't matter, the friend I have made is still There are a few, I will ask them to inquire for you later..."

Songxue: "Then you agree to do this business?"

Song Jincheng nodded solemnly: "Yes, I agree."

Songxue pushed the plants towards Song Jincheng, turned on the light screen and submitted all the information of the seven plants to the institute's website in the name of Song Jincheng in front of him: "These are all yours."

Song Jincheng looked at the bright red words "Accepted for submission, waiting for testing", and was deeply shocked by Song Xue's straightforwardness: "When did you become so straightforward?"

Songxue: "I always like to pay with one hand and deliver with the other."

Song Jincheng laughed: "I like to do business with a straightforward person like you! Don't worry, I will definitely get you what you want! But you have to contact the black market with my old man behind your back, and the part you want is special , There may not be any goods over there immediately. It will take at least a month to come and go, I..."

Songxue smiled slightly, and took out a scalpel: "It doesn't need to be so troublesome."

Song Jincheng: "???" No, big brother, speak up, what are you doing with your knife?

Songxue stood up, shrouded Song Jincheng in his own shadow, covered Song Jincheng's mouth with one hand, and gave him a knife on the sofa: "I also like to have sex with a straightforward person like Mr. Song." Business."

Song Jincheng: "!!!"