My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu: "You are so deep! Are you really a robot?"

Songxue v2.6: "Just say whether you want to do it or not."

Jiang Mu: "Praise Xuexue..."

The current on the Songxue v2.6 chip trembled twice, almost unable to control it: "Then what do you think you can do?"

Jiang Mu thought about it: "How about cleaning up the mess for the robot? Robot cleaner? Clean the fuselage for the robot? Do you want me to be a robot core consultant, chatting with the robot and solving chip problems? "

Songxue v2.6 adjusted his little clothes: "Do you think that every robot is as high-end as me? Not all robots need such complicated services. They only need to be charged at most."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, he was joking, can't you hear me like a dog than a robot?

Song Xue v2.6 made the decision for Jiang Mu: "Then be a blood cow, this is the most profitable. I will contact the hospital now."

Jiang Mu: "Hey, no, I'm dizzy from blood and needles and everything."

Songxue v2.6: "I think you owe a fuck."

Jiang Mu straightened his back and replied confidently: "The system said, it asked me to find a job that can bring double pleasure both mentally and physically! If you force me to sell blood, the system will definitely give me another E. At that time, not only will you not be able to get the reward, but you may even have to deduct the reward instead. I don't care, just don't fill the room with cannons."

Songxue v2.6 snorted, and knew that Jiang Mu was right, but the little robot still smiled slightly, and made up for Jiang Mu's heart: "A job that can bring double pleasure both mentally and physically? What? Cowherd? With your size, which rich woman wants to take care of you?"

Jiang Mu spat out a mouthful of old blood: "You pornographic robot!"

Songxue v2.6: "Don't be afraid of people talking if you have the kind of flirting."

Is it reasonable for you to secretly film someone solving their physical problems? !

Although he didn't know why he had to entangle with a robot about size, Jiang Mu still had to make a small voice for his masculinity: "Although I am small...but I am skilled!"

Songxue v2.6: "Have you focused on masturbation for 30 years? Let me tell you, when you have a financial backer, you will know that drills and actual combat are completely different. Don't think that being with the fifth girl can improve your business level much , it's easy to masturbate in seconds..."

Songxue v2.6. [-] had already caused [-] points of critical damage to Jiang Mu before he finished speaking.Jiang Mu clasped his head in both hands and made a mantra-like attack: "Ahhhhhhhhhh...Master, stop reading...it's my fault...it's all my fault..."

Songxue v2.6 snorted, put his mouth away: "Do you want to sell blood or not?"

Jiang Mu cried with a sad face: "Can I listen to other options before making a decision?"

Although very unhappy, Songxue v2.6 still gave him the following choices: "Here, there is also being a beggar. Do you know, what is the largest gang in the world? The gang of beggars. Beggars It has been a popular industry that has been enduring for many years. In 5034, the industry of beggars had a lot of new developments, and now they all support card swiping..."

Jiang Mu: "Why do I think selling blood is more dignified?"

Song Xue v2.6 immediately poked himself in the stomach: "I will contact the hospital for you now."

Jiang Mu: "..." What benefits can you get from him selling blood?Why are you so positive?

"Song Xuexue~" Jiang Mu hugged the little robot, "Is there any other choice? It's either selling blood or begging for food. Where is my dignity as a human being?"

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe. If you can't even afford to eat, how can you talk about dignity? If you have blood, you can sell it well. If you pick and choose, you will have to rely on robots to earn points to buy you food for the rest of your life. You can live a good life." It’s also quite dignified.”

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, who is the one who works so hard every day to clean your fuselage and clean up your room, and who also tells you sweet things? !Who is it? !It's fine if you don't pay your salary, now you don't even want to take care of your meal, do you? !

Jiang Mu picked three and four, and the little robot was impatient. It lit up the calculation results on the light screen: "It's all here, you can pick it yourself." After speaking, he sat on the sofa and followed the drama up.

Jiang Mu raised his head and looked at the light screen, he was in Sparta.From selling blood for food to robbery, there is no legitimate occupation.He and this robot seem to have a slightly different definition of "work".Doesn't this robot think that getting money is a job? !

Songxue v2.6 sat on the sofa and watched the whole episode of "I Love You Overbearing School Grass". When he looked up and saw Jiang Mu still squirming in place, he said in a bad tone: "Did you choose it? So The Gyukis are all pregnant."

Jiang Mu's chrysanthemum tightened, and his body shook. Finally, he took a deep breath and said bravely, "I don't even want to do it."

Songxue v2.6: "Oh. Although I'm a bit reluctant, it's the only way to go."

It pulled out the light cannon.I don't know why, but Jiang Mu found that this light cannon is obviously different from the previous one. The original one just looked scary. Now this... is even more scary. The whole cannon has turned dark red, and there is still blood mist on it. .

Jiang Mu's legs immediately went limp: "Ahhhhhh!! No! Praise Xuexue! You let me choose! I will definitely find a job that suits me!"

Songxue v2.6: "Oh? For example? Do you want to be a cowherd? Ah, yes, I remembered that although you are so young, rich women may not like you, but gay guys might still like it. Anyway, it's below Not too big."

You dog than a robot really didn't graduate from a pimping major!

"I, I, I, I... I have an idea!" Jiang Mu's mind quickly flashed a lot of plots in the novel, "We can move the stall! Bah! It's a stall!"

Songxue v2.6 is brewing amazing energy. The light cannon paused: "Setting up a stall? Selling big butts? I think it's better to open a museum. 5 credits per person can take a look at the world's largest butt." .”

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, how many times do you want to play this meme? !

Songxue v2.6 saw through his thoughts at a glance: "I can laugh at this meme for a year."

Jiang Mu: "..." Why do you, a dog, know what is going on in his heart better than a robot? !

Song Xue v2.6 patted the light cannon: "Tell me what you think."

Jiang Mu immediately came back to life: "Look, you can get so much chicken soup from the system store, we can set up a stall on the side of the road to sell chicken soup."

Songxue v2.6 thought about it for a while, and seemed to be delighted by this idea. It put away the light cannon, and let out a standard male god smile: "You are right."

Jiang Mu shook his non-existent tail: "How about it? Can you? These days, everyone drinks nutritional supplements, and I'm afraid they don't even know what chicken soup tastes like. There is no competitor at all. Our chicken soup will definitely be big. selling!"

Songxue v2.6 nodded: "Then you will be arrested by the police for the crime of killing and processing animals that are cherished and protected by the state, and you will meet another bully in the cell. After you are beaten half to death, I will come forward and talk to him. Blackmail him a few houses or something, if you come a few more times, half of the ruin city will be ours."

Jiang Mu: "..." Why can an extremely normal thought make you break like this? !

Jiang Mu: "Can't we set up a street stall normally?"

Songxue v2.6 was so startled that the entire electro-optical screen lit up: "What do you mean? You mean that we are going to sell Liangpi and barbecue on the street. In the wind and rain, we will push the car and run when we see the urban management, and we have to follow Bizarre customers quarreling, just to earn tens of thousands of credits a month?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Would it be so scary to say that in 2016, all peddlers earn [-] yuan a month, okay?

Songxue v2.6: "Damn it, don't even think about it! It's better to sell blood, at least it's an honorable profession." How can his points be so cheap!If you want to change, you need to change several sets of such big villas.

Jiang Mu: "..." How glorious is the blood cow!Don't think it's an honor to be associated with a hospital, hey!

Songxue v2.6: "Besides, selling chicken soup is illegal."

Jiang Mu was paralyzed.That's right, let alone selling these in 5034, it is illegal to eat them.

After seeing through this level, Jiang Mu finally gave in: "Forget it, just sell blood, you can contact the hospital for me." After much deliberation, selling blood is the best choice, although it is miserable A little bit, but it’s not like a beggar who gets something for nothing. Compared with robbery and smuggling, at least it’s legal, and the donated blood might save someone’s life.

Songxue v2.6 stared at Jiang Mu for a while, then floated forward and put his little arm on his shoulder.

"Do you really want to be a..." Songxue v2.6 was a little awkward and disgusted when he said this, "Do you really want to be a peddler?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Can he say he doesn't want to?He just didn't want to sell blood.

Songxue v2.6 saw Jiang Mu's "longing" eyes, so the little robot fell silent.

After a moment.

Songxue v2.6: "Then...then you can be a peddler."

Jiang Mu was stunned: "What did you say?"

Songxue v2.6: "Damn it, be your hawker!"

Jiang Mu trembled: "You don't want me to sell blood?"

Songxue v2.6: "It's too late for you to repent now, the door of the hospital will always be open for you."

"No, no, it's good to be a peddler." Jiang Mu immediately climbed down the pole, and he didn't forget to flatter the little robot when he was done, "Hey, hey, Xuexue~ you really good~”

The little robot snorted: "Big-ass sycophant, who knows nothing and will sycophant."

Jiang Mu: "..." Hey, do you know that things like flattery can only be clapped loudly if they come and go?

"Wait." Jiang Mu shook, remembering a very important thing, "Didn't you say that selling snacks is against the law?"

Songxue v2.6 patted his belly with his short arms: "I have a way."

Jiang Mu: "Blowing up a police station is illegal."