My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Songxue v2.6 looked up at him: "You bomb the police station every now and then, why are you so violent?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, when you say this, take a look at your light cannon, okay?

Songxue v2.6 pulled off his cook hat and stuffed it into his stomach: "Come on, come with me."

Jiang Mu: "?" Why?Is this the rhythm of blowing up a police station and cheering for it to be a cheerleader?

Looking at Songxue v2.6 floating steadily in front of him, Jiang Mu suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.When he expressed his wish, he was actually ready to be beaten up by this robot. He never thought that Songxue would easily agree to his request to become a hawker. Could it be that He has been working for this robot for so many years, and finally he can see the moon when the clouds open and touch its cold little heart?Is this small step a harbinger of salted fish turning around?

Jiang Mu was thinking wildly along the way, and saw Songxue v2.6 bring him to the previous studio, and then the little robot stopped in front of a wardrobe.

Jiang Mu actually found himself a little nervous: "Where are we going? Who are we going to meet? And... do we need to change into decent clothes?" Damn, this robot doesn't want to take him to the leader of the ruins city Give gifts from family to family?Is it really useful to give gifts to the crime of killing and eating nationally protected animals?What if the crime is aggravated?

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned white, and he rolled his eyes: "Get in."

Jiang Mu: "Huh?"

Songxue v2.6 impatiently knocked on the wardrobe door: "Don't make me say it a second time, get in."

Jiang Mu: "...But you have already said it the second time."

Songxue v2.6: "Damn, are you human beings as blind as you?" Sometimes it really doesn't want to fire, but what if there are always people who don't have eyes for it?

Jiang Mu closed his mouth and opened the closet silently. The closet was empty, with no clothes.Although the closet was big, it was a bit difficult for Jiang Mu, a big living person, to get in. Jiang Mu bent down and stuffed himself into the closet in an awkward position.

Songxue v2.6 closed the cabinet door with a "snap".

The closet was pitch black, so quiet that only his own heartbeat could be heard. The darkness made Jiang Mu a little anxious. He thought about it and thought out all his brains. He didn't know that he was locked in this closet and what to do What does a peddler thing have to do with it.

Just when Jiang Mu was up and down, he heard Song Xue v2.6 shouting outside: "Next, it is the moment to witness the miracle!"

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Damn it!Isn't this robot going to use itself to perform magic tricks? !In an instant, many bloody images flashed through his mind, such as "the magic master made an accidental mistake and cut his beloved wife into two by mistake", what "the magic prop had an accident, and the escape master died on the spot", and what other assistants didn't know? I was able to go down through the hidden door in the box, but I was stabbed with ten swords alive...

Jiang Mu twisted like a bug in the closet: "Songxue, let me out! I want to be a peddler, not a street performer!"

However it was too late.

With a "bang", a tiny golden light lit up in the closet, Jiang Mu tightly closed his eyes and covered his head.

But the expected explosion did not come. When Jiang Mu opened his eyes again, he found that he was standing on a bustling street, where people were coming and going, and it was peaceful.

Jiang Mu: "..." Did he time travel again?

Just when he was silently thanking himself for getting rid of a certain dogbibot, with a snap, another fine golden light appeared beside him, and a certain dogbibot walked out of the light wearing a black suit.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6: "If my facial micro-expression recognition system is correct, does your expression mean you are disappointed?"

Jiang Mu: "...I just found out that you're not by my side, and I'm a little...disappointed."

Songxue v2.6: "Huh!"

Jiang Mu obediently knew that if he continued to entangle on this topic, he might have to prepare for his funeral, so he cheered up, looked around, and tried to look happy: "Wow, where is this place?" ? Aren't we in the closet?"

Songxue v2.6: "This is virtual reality."

Jiang Mu: "?"

Songxue v2.6 changed to Jiang Mu's more acceptable words: "It's the inner world."

Jiang Mu: "Oh!!"

Due to the deterioration of the environment in 5034, there are too many restrictions in real life. Except for necessary travel, people have put their lives online to the maximum extent. Finally, with the support of various black technologies, the concept of "virtual reality" It has become possible today thousands of years ago.In the beginning, everyone could only chat face to face in this community, but now, people have perfectly simulated all kinds of magical functions. Through the 3D transmission port, people can already bring back the things they bought in virtual reality. In reality, it's just that this technology is not very perfect, and it can only transmit certain types of fixed commodities.

Jiang Mu: "So that wardrobe is the entrance to this inner world?"

Songxue v2.6: "No."

Jiang Mu: "..." Then what wardrobe do you want me to drill into?

Songxue v2.6: "After getting into this closet, you will be a gay guy who has come out of the closet."

Jiang Mu: "..." Isn't it just secretly scolding you a few gays, do you want to hold grudges like this?

"Scared me to death," Jiang Mu patted his chest, "Can you change to a more peaceful slogan next time? For example, 'Balala Energy-Hu Nila-Magic Fairy Transformation' or something? What kind of testimony are you shouting?" Moment of miracles, I thought you were going to pierce me."

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe, blame me?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6 took out a cook outfit from his stomach: "Aren't you going to be a hawker selling chicken soup? Let's start."

Jiang Mu: "We're going to sell chicken soup, why don't you take out a cook and pretend to be selling eggs?"

Songxue v2.6: "Didn't you realize that this set of cook outfits is too big?"

Jiang Mu was startled: "You don't mean..."

Songxue v2.6: "I wear it for you."

Jiang Mu saw the beautiful breast support in the cook's outfit at a glance, and in an instant, he realized: "I thought about it, it's good to be a blood cow." There is food and drink, but it's just a little blood drawn every day. What's wrong with that?

On the electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6, currents flashed circle after circle: "The technology ordered for you, the guy who eats bought for you, and all the equipment is ready. Now you tell me not to do it? I No matter, you have to do it if you don’t want to be a peddler.”

Jiang Mu: "It's okay to be a peddler, but can you not wear women's clothing?"

Songxue v2.6: "This is not a woman's dress, this is a cook's dress."

Jiang Mu: "..." It sounds like the cook is not a woman.

Jiang Mu had tears in his eyes, wishing he could give himself two slaps right away, what's wrong with being a blood cow?Pick and choose?Although the blood cow is actually similar to the livestock raised and sold, at least don't wear women's clothing to show your face, my God!

Songxue v2.6: "If you return something purchased from the system store, 30% of the transaction fee will be deducted."

Jiang Mu: "..." The fact that things are forced to pay and so on just speaks out the aspirations of the working people, okay?What work clothes do you want?What work clothes do you want?

Songxue v2.6 took a step forward holding the cook's outfit in her arms: "Are you wearing it or not?"

Just as Jiang Mu was about to say no to wearing it, he saw the little robot jumping up and down, and directly stepped forward and tore Jiang Mu's shirt from neck to waist: "If you don't wear it, I will wear it for you."

Oh shit!It's all exposed!You are a pornographic robot!

Jiang Mu clamped his clothes and jumped three meters away: "I wear it, I wear it!!" If you don't wear it again, it's not a question of women's clothing and men's clothing, it's a question of running naked or not.

Songxue v2.6: "What are you covering for? If you have no abdominal muscles and no chest muscles, you can kill chickens for nothing, and you will be swept away by other people's eyes. Why are you afraid that someone will take advantage of you?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, seeing a traitor is also a traitor!And what do you mean by adding a baby chicken? !Isn't it the most basic obligation of every dead house to keep virginity for the beloved goddess? !

Jiang Mu exuded resentment all over his body, and silently recited "Even if he is playing cosplay" ten thousand times, took over the cook's outfit from Songxue v2.6, studied the cute four-piece suit...

Jiang Mu: "Why are you still wearing thongs?" Don't you know that thongs will cause trouble?Are you sure it's a cook outfit and not a fun outfit?

"Really?" Songxue v2.6 floated forward and looked at the pair of underpants, "The clothes in the other world are all virtual and won't be messed with."

Jiang Mu: "Hey, it doesn't matter what the clothes are, you have to leave me a pair of underwear, right?" He was really afraid that the dog would say "If you don't wear it, I will wear it for you" again, and then pounce on him and tear his panties to pieces. panties.

Songxue v2.6 thought for a while: "Just wear your own underwear, but remember to stretch my chest out."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, you are a robot who still understands the unspoken rules, when will you make up the legend of Wu Meiniang?

Jiang Mu found a mirror nearby.You can find all kinds of mirrors at the entrance of the Inner World, because people change clothes through the mirrors. Stand in the mirrors for a few seconds, and the mirrors will automatically read the person's height, appearance and attire, and then generate corresponding virtual clothes.Jiang Mu clicked in the mirror, and when he came out, he had already changed into a cook's outfit.Although it is a cook's outfit, but fortunately, cooks are a legitimate profession after all, and the overall work clothes are quite decent, with long skirts and small shirts. In order not to be regarded as a pervert, Jiang Mu even made them in the virtual clothes that came with the mirror. A shoulder-length wig, coupled with his weak appearance, didn't feel out of place.Looks like... cute boy.

Songxue v2.6: "Why do you dress like a high school girl? Don't button your shirt up to your neck, unbutton two pieces."

Jiang Mu silently undid the two buttons.

Songxue v2.6 glanced into his clothes: "Why aren't you wearing a bra?"

Jiang Mu: "I'm wearing it."

Songxue v2.6: "Damn it, you'd better buckle up your A-chest, and be careful not to scare away customers."

Jiang Mu: "..." That's too insulting!

Songxue v2.6 saw Jiang Mu's humiliating expression, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and explained in a panic: "I know you are not happy for making you do this, you have a little emotion, But think about it, our new store has just opened, and we are not familiar with the place, how can we get our business started as quickly as possible? Of course, we need to be more careful in our outfits. Don’t hate me for letting you wear women’s clothes , they are all beautiful shop assistants and handsome shop managers. You are not good-looking, you are not in good shape, and you are too poor to hire handsome men and beautiful women. You have lost a lot in the starting point, so you might as well play a role as a girl yourself. Be more beautiful, less points will be deducted."

Damn, is this a euphemism for "Your looks spoil your appetite"?

Jiang Mu: "Hehe." You have analyzed the market so thoroughly, what the hell can he say?

Songxue v2.6 saw that he was still dissatisfied, so he had no choice but to draw a big cake for him: "You don't have to do this when our business is good."

Jiang Mu: "What the hell are you waiting for, don't you hurry up and find a place to set up a stall?!"