My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Compared with the gray and featureless real world, virtual reality can be regarded as a spiritual garden for human beings.Because of the environment, almost 98% of people are forced to live in a dead house. Therefore, in these days when they have to stay at home, people put all their enthusiasm here.Odd-shaped buildings, unexpected visual effects, exquisite design... With the support of black technology and human imagination, the virtual reality world has developed rapidly, and in the end, it has left the real world hundreds of streets away.Snack streets, residential areas, green belts, entertainment streets, amusement parks... as long as it is the facilities and buildings that can be imagined in reality, all of them can be found in virtual reality, ranging from walking to traveling. As long as people want to, they want to be here Live as long as you live.The mechanical riots destroyed the human homeland, but in this harsh environment, human beings have recast themselves a paradise that is exactly the same as reality through VR technology and imagination.

Jiang Mu has always been very disdainful of this year 5034. Only at this time did he feel a little bit of time travel to the future. He looked at this strange virtual world with trepidation like an old antique, and was so nervous that he didn't even know where to put his hands. Especially when he thinks that he is still wearing women's clothing, that feeling... I am afraid that a virtual electronic wind will blow him and make him reveal his underwear.

Then the pig teammate Songxue v2.6 is still making the game difficult for him later.The little robot in a small suit floated in the air calmly, and couldn't stop thinking: "Look at the way you walk, you look like a man, okay?" Take a small step, you have to get out of that shy, cowardly, coquettish and lovable feeling, not the feeling of a sow on a tree pig and cabbage like you!"

Jiang Mu was so nervous that his palms broke out in cold sweat. Wherever he went, he felt that others were staring at him strangely: "Damn it, I haven't worn women's clothes in my two lifetimes!" He was so nervous that he was on the same page Okay, talkative robot, can you shut up?

Songxue v2.6 snorted coldly: "Then practice. Have you ever seen a woman before wearing women's clothing?"

Jiang Mu: "Ah, my back is full of sweat now. I wear these high heels like I'm walking on stilts. It's more comfortable to run naked!"

As soon as Jiang Mu finished speaking, he saw the electro-optical screen of the little robot light up.

Jiang Mu: "..." What the hell does it mean that your electric light screen is on? !He was just talking casually, hey!You don't really want him to go naked naked, do you?This is a chicken soup shop, not a duck shop, hey!

Songxue v2.6: "It seems that compared to wearing women's clothing, streaking is indeed more topical and more eye-catching..."

Jiang Mu: "..." Why did he suddenly have an ominous premonition?Hehe, I don't know how many kilometers he can run in one second wearing high heels. Is he still able to run now?

Fortunately, the electro-optic screen of the little robot was only on for a while, and the electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6. Running naked is against the law."

After finishing speaking, the little robot let out a long sigh, looking infinitely melancholy.

Jiang Mu: "..." So you really considered this suggestion, right?

With this little podcast, Jiang Mu felt that his high heels fit a lot, his long skirt became extremely cute and charming, his waist was straightened, and his breasts were no longer covered. style.

Damn, if you don't behave well, what if you really let him run naked?Anyone who breaks the law or not, just deceives children. This robot has sold human organs.

It is very simple to set up a stall in the inner world. In line with the beautiful concept of "the inner world is the most beautiful home for every citizen", except for particularly huge industries, each citizen can rent it for free in the inner world with his ID serial number Venue, you can sell anything you want, even if you want to sell your stinky socks that you haven’t washed in three months, but 5% of the credit points you get must be allocated to virtual world technology supporters.Because although the virtual world is public, the technological means used in the virtual world are owned by different technological supporters.For example, if you want to sell smelly socks that you haven’t washed for three months, you will have to pay 5% of the olfactory technology support fee to the olfactory technology supporter for each order.If you don’t pay this fee, no matter how stinky the socks you sell are, no one else can smell them in the virtual world.

Before Jiang Mu was too happy about the fact that he didn't have to be chased by the urban management, Songxue v2.6 gave him a series of black materials about technology support providers.For example, the five major technology companies monopolize all the five-sense technologies in the world. Their employees’ service attitude is extremely poor. If there is a problem with the technology, they will never be guaranteed. Can't use it...

After listening for a long time, Jiang Mu finally understood: "Damn, isn't this the 51st century version of China Telecom?!"

Songxue v2.6 puffed up his small chest: "Think about it, a olfactory support will take 5% of your turnover, and what we sell is food. Chinese food is all about color, fragrance, and taste. I forget it." For a moment, the sense of taste is 5%, the sense of smell is 5%, the sense of sight is 5%, and the sense of touch is 5%. In this way, 20% of the turnover will be lost. In the future, we will definitely not be able to sell only chicken soup. Spicy is a mixture of heat and pain. Maybe we will have to pay more. Pain support fee and somatosensory support fee, so it's 30%... And because of the poor material in 5034, everyone didn't eat any good food, and what they ate every day was just tasteless nutrients, not to mention ups and downs, I They don’t even know what is salty, so to perfectly restore the taste of our chicken soup, this kind of taste support is really too low-end..."

Jiang Mu: "It's so dark to sell an egg! I'm quitting, let's go home!" Just listening to it gave me a premonition that I would lose everything.

Songxue v2.6 suddenly coughed twice, and then straightened his small chest again.

Jiang Mu: "What's the matter? The cough is so fierce? Could it be that your robots also catch a cold?"

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned white.

Jiang Mu: "..." It's impossible for this rolly-eyed person to let Hulue go.

Songxue v2.6 coughed twice, raised his electro-optic screen high, and leaned in front of Jiang Mu: "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

Jiang Mu thought about it, and asked tentatively, "Drink more hot water? Have a good rest?"

Songxue v2.6: "Is the university you attended in 2016 specially designed to care for mentally handicapped children? Do you have to say it so clearly?" Can't you see such an obvious "Please, I will cover you"?A person who only winks like this deserves to work for 5 years and is still a small employee.

"Oh..." Jiang Mu dragged his tone, "I understand when you say that..." Isn't it just to pretend.

Jiang Mu brewed his feelings for a while, and his acting skills were at full strength: "Hey, Mr. Xue, you must be the master for me. Is it easy for us little people to earn two hard-earned money? They still charge such a high fee, how much is a bowl of chicken soup? ? This one takes 5% and that one takes 5%. The attitude is not good, you can’t use it, help me..."

Songxue v2.6: "I am not related to you, why should I help you? What benefits do I have for helping you?"

Jiang Mu: "It's not relative, not a reason? Who the hell is the person who cleans your fuselage every day? Who is the person who cleans up the room every day? Who is the person who chases after your butt every day to clean up your mess? Ah? I will take every blame you throw at me, have I said anything? Now you want to benefit from me? Do you still want a little girl to promise you with your body?"

Songxue v2.6: "Nineteen points for turnover, nine for me and one for you."

Jiang Mu: "..." What the hell do you want so many credits for a dog robot?Can I eat or prostitute?

Jiang Mu: "Is it still too late for me to choose to be a blood cow? You said that the door of the hospital is always open for me."

Songxue v2.6 slowly spread his two small arms: "The money for selling blood must be in my hands."

Jiang Mu shrank to the corner and wiped away his tears.

Songxue v2.6 kicked Jiang Mu: "Have you considered it?"

The black-hearted robot of Dog Day! Landlords of the 51st century!The moth of society!Vampires on the necks of working people!Every pore on the body is filled with the blood and tears of the working people!

However, Jiang Mu only dared to scold in his heart.

Jiang Mu wiped away his tears: "Think about it, I've thought about it, all my people are yours, let alone my money, I don't want [-]% of it, you can take it."

Songxue v2.6: "Okay."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, has your company ever taught you to be a humble and kind robot?Why did you promise so readily?Not even a sentence "I took it, you don't regret it"?You are very polite.

Jiang Mu: "Actually, that's what I said, I still want that [-]%."

Songxue v2.6: "It's hard to chase after a man's words, and he has to finish what he says, even if his face is swollen."

Jiang Mu: "..." Have you ever seen a man in a skirt?

After deciding on the profit distribution simply and rudely, Songxue v2.6 finally took out a small box with satisfaction: "For you."

Jiang Mu's whole face was still bitter, and he took a look, and found that the inner box contained a small earring.

Jiang Mu: "What is this?"

Songxue v2.6: "Full sensory technology supports equipment that can completely simulate various sensory stimuli in 2016. With it, you can perfectly clone the taste, texture, color and aroma of our chicken soup."

Jiang Mu was stunned: "You mean, this stall we set up only sells virtual chicken soup?" Damn it, this is a no-cost business.

Song Xue v2.6: "When you sell it later, don't say that you have drunk chicken soup in the real world, it is against the law."

Jiang Mu: "I understand the crime of eating and cherishing animals."

Songxue v2.6 clicked on his belly and opened the map of the inner world. The small map marked each area with different color blocks, and red, green and green lights flashed to indicate the flow of people.

Songxue v2.6 looked at a few pieces of land on the map, and then asked Jiang Mu: "What do you want to design your stall like?"