My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

With a bang, there was a strange riot in the whole world, as if someone pressed the pause button, the noise of the whole street disappeared, and even the bright lights dimmed a bit.

When Li Jiangxi raised his head again, he was surprised to find that all the people had disappeared inexplicably.He and Jiang Mu were the only ones left on the empty street.

A hard object pressed against his waist.

Songxue v2.6: "Damn, you dare to damage my property if you don't buy anything. You eat bear heart fried leopard gall for lunch, right?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Hehe, the emotion that surged just now disappeared in an instant.

Songxue v2.6: "Give me all the money you have on you, hurry up!"

Jiang Mu: "You are such an upright robot." As soon as he came up, he hit the vital point directly, and those who didn't know thought they were robbing.

Li Jiangxi didn't dare to move at first, but when he saw that it was Li Jiamu's housekeeping robot pointing at him with a laser gun, he couldn't help but look at Jiang Mu more: "Your housekeeping robot's voice system has been modified to Not bad, how much did you spend? Why? Have you changed your sexual orientation? Didn’t you pretend to be a soft girl? "

Jiang Mu: "..." You just turned sexual, and your whole family has turned sexual. His sexuality has always been stable, stable on the dog, has always been on the dog, and has never been surpassed.

Songxue v2.6 didn't say a word, but a dangerous red line appeared on its electro-optic screen.

With a "poof", a beam of light emerged from its muzzle, piercing straight through Li Jiangxi's body.

Li Jiangxi never expected that a housekeeping robot would actually commit crimes in the streets.Although it was in the virtual world, the pain it caused him was greater than being shot in the real world.

Blood flowed from the waist that was shot in the opposite direction, Li Jiangxi was so painful that his eyes turned black, and he couldn't help curling up: "Li Jiamu, how dare you equip your domestic robot with such dangerous equipment...you know I don’t know that you have violated Article 384 of the Relic City’s Robot Use Law…”

Jiang Mu: "..." As expected of an elite in society, they have memorized the entire legal code.

Based on his good reciting ability, Li Jiangqi got the prize he deserved - another shot in his leg by Songxue v2.6.

Li Jiangxi was shocked and angry: "Li Jiamu!"

Jiang Mu shyly pointed at the robot floating behind him: "It's useless for you to call me by my name, that's the boss, hehehehe..."

Only then did Li Jiangxi cast his surprised and angry eyes on Songxue v2.6.

Songxue v2.6 wiped his muzzle: "Do you know who you are talking to?"

Li Jiangxi's eyes widened, and the next second he endured the pain to touch his optical brain.This robot is very dangerous... It has a voice system that is indistinguishable from a real person, has a smooth conversation ability, is armed with ammunition, and has a thinking ability no less than that of a human being... This robot has far exceeded the technological safety standards stipulated by the ruin city .

Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen didn't even flicker, raised his arm, and burned his optical brain to death with a single shot.

Songxue v2.6: "Be honest, or your hand will shoot next time."

Li Jiangxi glanced at Jiang Mu with a complicated expression, but didn't ask anything, but tried to calm down: "What do you want?"

Songxue v2.6: "I said, take out all the money on your body."

Li Jiangqi didn't hesitate this time, endured the injury on his waist, and took out all the cards on his body neatly.

Song Xue v2.6 stared at the card on the ground and evaluated the credit points inside, then turned the electro-optical screen to Jiang Mu: "Is it enough?"

Jiang Mu shivered in fright: "???"

Songxue v2.6 stared at his face and recognized it for a few seconds: "Retarded."

Jiang Mu: "..." What happened to him?Beep beep.

Songxue v2.6 put all the cards into his belly, then turned his head and glanced at Li Jiangxi: "Why don't you get out?"

Li Jiangxi was taken aback: "Can I leave now?" After collecting the money, shouldn't the next step be tearing up the ticket?

Songxue v2.6: "Why don't you wait for me to treat you to dinner?"

Li Jiangxi stood up, clutching his bleeding waist. He looked at Jiang Mu and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.

Songxue v2.6 killed the past with an eye knife.

Li Jiangxi was startled, and after much deliberation, he finally made up his mind.He pointed to Jiang Mu, raised his head and said to Xue v2.6: "Mr. Robot, if I want to redeem him, how much will it cost?"

Jiang Mu's eyes lit up all of a sudden: "!!!"

Songxue v2.6, who was counting the number of credits in the card, paused for a moment, and raised the electro-optic screen: "Huh?" A powerful aura spread instantly, so hot that people couldn't even open their eyes.

Li Jiangxi hesitated for a second: "Pretend I didn't say anything, pretend I didn't say anything..."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Then Li Jiangxi gave Jiang Mu a look of "you have to hold on", and walked back to his company step by step, covering his bloody waist.

Songxue v2.6: "Wait."

Li Jiangxi froze.

Songxue v2.6 floated over and stuffed 6 biscuits into his suit: "Don't forget your biscuits."

Li Jiangxi: "..."

Songxue v2.6: "We will deliver the monthly cakes you ordered from us to your company on time."

Li Jiangxi: "..." Is there anything wrong with your robot?When did he order cooking cakes from you?

Songxue v2.6 took out an electronic contract, pointed to the lower right corner and said, "Press your fingerprint here."

Li Jiangxi's true nature of a businessman broke out: "I want to see the contract first."

Songxue v2.6 took out the laser, and the laser flashed off Li Jiangxi's thumb.The bloody thumb fell to the ground like a carrot head.

The little robot picked up its thumb and clicked on the electronic contract, "The contract is established, and the supply will start tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, Songxue v2.6 put his thumb into his arms, rolled up the contract and floated back to Jiang Mu.

Li Jiangxi looked at Songxue v2.6, then at the thumb in his arms, and silently closed his eyes.Call the police, definitely call the police.

Jiang Mu: "..." He has a new understanding of how bloody this robot is.

A robot that "does" a big business is in a particularly good mood.It floated to Jiang Mu's side, and it was rare to show a little warmth to its cheap host.It stretched out its cold mechanical arm and touched his face: "Does it hurt?"

The gentle and gentle voice of the robot shocked Jiang Mu. This worthless thing looked at Songxue v2.6, and said softly, "I don't hurt...I'm afraid!!!"

Songxue v2.6 stroked Jiang Mu's face, remained silent for a long time, and finally slapped him on the face: "You useless thing."

Really useless things Jiang Mujun: "I have such a powerful robot~why would I be so useful~Ode

Xue Xue is the most powerful~”

Songxue v2.6: "Huh~"

Li Jiangxi, who hadn't gone far ahead, heard their conversation, and his steps became more and more difficult.

Jiang Mu: "..." I'm sorry, brother, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, you should understand this truth.Although Li Jiamu may have no feelings for this brother in his heart, Jiang Mu was still a little moved when Li Jiangqi proposed to redeem himself when he could already escape.

Sensing that Jiang Mu's gaze had been fixed on Li Jiangqi, Elder Song Xue was upset: "So reluctant, you should follow him."

Jiang Mu's eyes suddenly became clear: "What?! Is it really possible?"

Songxue v2.6 took out his light cannon, and wiped it slowly and firmly: "You can do it if you want. Disobedient property and so on are no longer needed."

The robot's largest fortune: "No, I don't want to go with others at all, I just want to stay with the greatest robot in the world. I was in a daze just thinking why you signed a contract with him, this is not your style ” With the style of this dog robot, shouldn’t it run away after hacking other people’s money, without even trying to get a hair off it?

Songxue v2.6: "After signing the contract, the money can be counted as turnover in the task."

Jiang Mu: "I can't see that you have a talent for money laundering?"

Songxue v2.6: "Because I have the most useless host in the world, I have to do some things by myself. There is a saying that the robot of the idiot's family has long been in charge."

Jiang Mu: "..." It's the children of poor families who should be in charge of the family early, okay?Do you dog robot dare to talk properly?Do you have to step on someone's foot with just one word? !

After counting the turnover, Songxue v2.6 pressed a few times on the operation panel in front of him, and the whole stall began to disappear slowly.The two changed back into their usual clothes and exited the inner world.

Jiang Mu just retreated from the inner world to the real world, and immediately felt a nauseating dizziness.The whole world was spinning back and forth, his stomach was full, and he couldn't wait to throw up on the floor as soon as he crawled out of the cabinet.

Songxue v2.6 floated out of the cabinet, without even looking at him, he floated straight to the living room: "Weak chicken, remember to clean the floor after throwing up, this is imitation log, very expensive."

Jiang Mu: "..." You cold-blooded robot!