My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu vomited on the ground for 10 minutes, and then he recovered a little. After cleaning the floor with his exhausted body, he buried himself in the sofa, staring at the ceiling blankly, not wanting to say a word. explain.He has serious doubts about his life.Damn, according to the routine of ordinary novels, after the protagonist is reborn, he can't kill the Quartet and be proud, but there is no problem in life, right?But why did he feel more tired after rebirth than before rebirth!Asiba!What is the purpose of rebirth?Is it just to do bullshit for this doggy robot?When did this kind of mental and physical torture stop?

Song Xue v2.6, who just floated away without looking back, floated back again: "Jiang Mu."

Jiang Mu didn't even glance at it.

Songxue v2.6 stretched out his arm and amputated his leg: "Weak chicken."

Jiang Mu gave it a loveless look, groaned twice, turned around and pointed his butt at it.

So Songxue v2.6 amputated his ass like a friend.

Jiang Mu clapped his ass with a "slap": "You erotic robot! What are you doing!"

Song Xue v2.6: "Weak chicken, open settlement."

Jiang Mu: "What settlement, we only sold for a day."

Song Xue v2.6: "The day we sold it made a lot of business."

Jiang Mu: "Are you sure it was done?" Wasn't it done by robbery?

Songxue v2.6: "It is a big bonus to be able to sign such a big contract within one day of opening. I think we can get a big S score for this task. So we have to settle it quickly, the longer it takes to open , the less points you will get for this business, you know?"

Jiang Mu: "Then you can quickly settle the settlement, won't it be enough?" Have you ever seen a system that can accept tasks by itself?He has seen it before, he is definitely the most inexistent host in the world.System texts dare not write like this.

Songxue v2.6 is silent.

Jiang Mu had a clever move: "Isn't it because you can't settle the bill yourself?!"

Songxue v2.6: "Individual special missions cannot."

Sweep the floor after throwing up?Expensive floors?Weak chicken?Hahaha, you dog robot also has today? !

The happiness came a bit too suddenly, Jiang Mu couldn't help laughing three times, then put away the complacent look on his face, and changed into Lin Daiyu in a second: "I'm a little uncomfortable today, as you can see, I just vomited so badly, now my body It hasn't recovered yet..."

The current on Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen narrowed into a line.

Damn, this robot obviously only has an electro-optic screen, but being pointed at him with an electro-optic screen like this is really a little panicky.

Jiang Mu coughed twice: "I'm really tired, so tired."

Songxue v2,6 took out a bowl of chicken soup: "Do you want chicken soup?"

The strong fragrance penetrated straight into the nostrils, and Jiang Mu choked on his own saliva: "Ahem! It's too tired... I don't want to drink it."

Songxue v2.6: "Eat cooking cakes."

Jiang Mu: "It's too dry, my throat hurts, I can't eat."

Songxue v2.6: "..."

Jiang Mu glanced at the robot and rubbed his temples: "The weather in 5034 is so bad, I'm tired and hungry after throwing up just now, if I can eat some pancakes and chicken soup, and find a big soft and comfortable bed Just sleep on it, it doesn’t matter even if it’s a big pink bed..."

Songxue v2.6: "I know what you want to eat."

Jiang Mu: "?"

The dog robot pulled out its own light cannon.

Jiang Mu looked at the thick, long and black cannon-shaped object in front of him, unable to speak for a long time, finally wiped away his tears, and let out a howl: "You kill me, you kill me, you kill me... ...Why is my life so hard...they's robots are all thoughtful padded jackets, but mine is a soft hedgehog that's worn backwards..."

Songxue v2.6 stared at Jiang Mu for a while, then hacked into the database of the ruin city, and found that the humans raised by other robots were basically fatter than their own, and then fell silent.Damn, how could he, a robot standing at the top of the robot pyramid, lose to the stupid housekeeping robot in raising human beings?

Songxue v2.6 looked Jiang Mu up and down: "It must be that the human species I sent is not good." Where are the human beings who can get fat after drinking saliva?

Jiang Mu: "Ah? What did you say?" What kind of breed is not, and what's with the eyes that look like boars?Don't think that if you have an electro-optic screen, he can't feel it!

Songxue v2.6: "Why are you so troublesome as a human being? You have to eat and drink and sleep in a big bed." Even if you eat and drink, there are only 24 hours in a day, and they actually spend 8 hours Go to sleep, what a waste.

Jiang Mu: "I still want to pull." Do you think everyone is like you, a dog robot, as long as they bask in the sun?

Songxue v2.6: "Low animals."

Jiang Mu: "..." Don't forget that you were made by these lower animals!

Jiang Mu rolled on the sofa: "I don't care, it's okay if you bombard me, anyway, I have to sleep in a big bed if I want to eat and drink. If you are not satisfied, I won't give you a settlement! I won't give you a settlement! "Life is alive, if you don't eat well, drink well, or sleep well, what fun is there? !

Seeing that Songxue v2.6 has been silent all the time, Jiang Mu seems to be unable to lose his integrity, so he started crying: "I want to sleep in the same bed with Song Xuexue, so that I can put You are in my arms. I am a human being from 2016. I am like an old antique here. I don’t understand anything, I don’t know anything, I don’t feel safe at all. I only sleep in the invincible Songxue Only by Xue's side can I feel a little bit of peace of mind..."

Songxue v2.6: "You mentioned these reasons when you asked to sleep in the bedroom."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn, have you already used it?

Songxue v2.6: "But it's still very easy to use."

Jiang Mu's eyes lit up: "You agree?!"

Songxue v2.6 is still a bit awkward: "But you humans are too dirty."

Jiang Mu picked up his shirt and showed it his big white arms: "Where am I dirty?! I take a shower every day and brush my teeth after meals. Other humans brush twice a day, but I brush three times a day. !"

Songxue v2.6: "Can you guarantee that your face will not grow gnats, your skin will not sweat, dandruff will not fall off, your hair will not be greasy, and every epidermal cell is healthy and lovely? Every time I see you You have to turn down your visual magnification so you can't see the microbes on your body."

Jiang Mu never imagined that the truth of letting me sleep in the corner all the time is actually this... Your robots are really rich in variety, and there are even cleanliness types.

Jiang Mu: "Speak as if you don't have bacteria on your body!" Damn, do you have an electro-optic screen or a microscope?

Songxue v2.6 picked up his small suit, and showed Jiang Mu his silver-white body: "The sterile shell has a sterilization rate as high as 99.99%."

Jiang Mu: "What 99.99%, you believe all the nonsense when people advertise!"

Songxue v2,6, [-] put down his small suit: "It's cleaner than you anyway."

Jiang Mu: "..." So speaking of it, it is a kind of grace to let him, a "dirty thing", sleep in the corner of the bedroom? !Hell, he'll never be friends with a robot again.

Songxue v2.6: "It's okay to go to bed, but you have to disinfect it every time you go to bed."

Jiang Mu: "Xiao Xiao Xiao!" He is willing to do anything as long as it makes him go to bed!

Songxue v2.6 pressed on his belly for a while: "Disinfection once a day, a total of 8600 credit points, may I ask you to use the computer to transfer the money or give the credit card? Oh, I forgot, your computer is me, Didi , Finish flashing the brain, report back to the host, now you still have 0.08 credit points in your small treasury, welcome to come again." Does this stupid host think that he can bury it by secretly opening a new account?too naive.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu spit out a mouthful of old blood silently. It was a tip from his guest today. Hey, he thought this robot would not find out! !Is it easy for him to save some money after working so hard? !What the hell is disinfection, it's all routine...it's all routine...why don't you go to heaven!

Jiang Mu covered his little heart: "I'm going to buy you a small gift with that money. I didn't tell you that I wanted to give you a surprise."

Songxue v2.6 saw through him at a glance: "Oh, direct transfer is the same, do you know how surprised I was when I found out that you opened a new account online, and there were still 8600.08 credit points in it?"

Jiang Mu was stabbed in the heart, and the knife was still poisoned with poisonous blade: "Let's make a settlement... Hurry up and make a settlement... Die before my heart aches."

Songxue v2.6: "May I ask if the host is sure to end the opening stage and start liquidation?"

Jiang Mu: "Open, open, open."

The familiar page jumped out again.

System female voice: "Congratulations to the host for completing [Task 100: Find a job that suits you], task completion: 500%, task rating: S+, all rewards are increased by [-]%. Based on the fact that the host has to complete the task regardless of integrity For your good performance, we will give you an artificial intelligence administrator gift package and a host gift package, please pay attention to check."

Jiang Mu: "Gift bag?! Damn! Is there a gift bag?!"